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Mitchell’s NJPW New Japan Road Results & Report! (6/18/22)

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New Japan Road 2022

NJPW can’t wait to get on the road again!

Before AEW X NJPW: Forbidden Door, and before G1 Climax 32, it’s New Japan Road! Who gets into pole position and heads for the golden finish line?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • TAKA Michinoku VS Kosei Fujita; Michinoku wins.
  • Tiger Mask & Tomoaki Honma VS Clark Connors & Yuto Nakashima; Tiger Mask & Honma win.
  • Tomohiro Ishii & Ryohei Oiwa VS Minoru Suzuki & Yoshinobu Kanemaru; Suzuki & Kanemaru win.
  • 8 Man Tag: Chaos VS Bullet Club; Chaos wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Jado, Ryusuke Taguchi & Master Wato VS The United Empire; The United Empire wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Kazuchika Okada, Togi Makabe & Hiroyoshi Tenzan VS Los Ingobernables de Japon; LIJ wins.
  • Hiromu Takahashi & BUSHI VS Taiji Ishimori & SHO; Hiromu & Bushi win.

PLAY BY PLAY

Six Man Tag: Jado, Ryusuke Taguchi & Master Wato VS The United Empire!

The Master Heater once again teams with Six or Nine ahead of their IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championship match! Will Jado, the Funky Weapon & the Way of the Grandmaster be standing tall on this New Japan Road? Or will “Ultimate Weapon” Aaron Henare help “Public Enemy” TJP and “Nova Fireball” Francesco Akira start on the warpath to the gold?

Jado, Wato and Taguchi strike a pose for photo ops, but the Empire attacks! Henare stomps Jado, Akira is after Taguchi and TJP stomps Wato! The bell rings to get this on the record as Henare throws Jado out and TJP throws Taguchi out. Akira is after Wato now, and he throws haymakers. Akira CLUBS Wato while TJP holds up the tag titles up like they already belong to the Empire. Akira CLUBS Wato more, then runs, but Wato hurdles! Wato then elbows, uppercuts and SOBATS! Fans fire up as Wato stomps Akira now. Wato stands Akira up to ROCK him, stomp him, then bring him up again.

Akira rakes the eyes! Akira backs Wato into a corner, but lets off as the ref counts 4. Jado protests, Akira whips but Wato reverses. Wato runs in but is put on the apron. Wato blocks the punch to ROCK Akira, and he springboards, only for TJP to yank him down! Wato hits off apron, and Henare hits Jado off the corner! Akira does the same to Taguchi, then he PLANCHAS onto Wato! Fans fire up and Akira stands on Wato’s neck. The ref counts, Akira drags Wato up and into the ring. Cover, ONE! Akira is annoyed but he drags Wato over to the corner. Tag to TJP and he brings Wato around to scoop and SLAM!

Akira runs, TJP gives him an Electric Chair Lift and then a toss for an ASSISTED SENTON! Cover, TWO! TJP is annoyed now, but he takes off his shirt and stomps Wato down. TJP taunts Jado but fans rally up. TJP pulls Wato back with a chinlock but Wato fights up. TJP throws Wato back down, scrapes his sole on Wato’s face, then brings Wato up again. Fans continue to rally but TJP tags in Henare. They stomp Wato, then Henare drags Wato up to CLUB him down. Henare looms over Wato, brings him up to CLUB him down again, and Wato writhes. Henare drags Wato up to throw knees then throw Wato into a corner.

Henare fires off body shots and a big knee! Fans cheer the aggression, and Henare brings Wato up again. Wato hits back with a forearm! Henare just snarls so Wato throws more shots! Henare eggs him on, Wato keeps trying, but Henare KICKS Wato down! Then deadlift suplexes Wato high and hard! Fans fire up for the show of strength, and Henare covers, but Taguchi breaks it! Henare kicks Taguchi and throws him out, with TJP and Akira stomping Wato behind the ref’s back. Henare then brings Wato back up and HEADBUTTS him back down! Tag to TJP, and fans rally up. TJP aims and slingshot sentons, but misses as Wato moves!

Wato BOOTS TJP, avoids Akira’s shot from the apron and GAMANGIRIS Akira in return! Wato then scoops TJP for a BACKBREAKER! Fans fire up as both Wato and TJP crawl, hot tag to Taguchi! Taguchi HIP ATTACKS Akira! Henare kicks and whips Taguchi, but Taguchi reverse to HIP ATTACK Henare! TJP gets to a corner, Taguchi runs in to HIP ATTACK him! Taguchi snapmares TJP and he calls upon the powers of Strong Style! BUM-A-YE!! Cover, TWO! Taguchi calls to Wato, and they double whip TJP. TJP ducks the double elbows but runs right into double drop toeholds! Six or Nine roll, but Akira jumps off TJP to DOUBLE DROPKICK Six or Nine!

TJP & Akira double whip Taguchi but he uses a hip attack to break the double clothesline! Taguchi kicks TJP low and reels him in, then does the same to Akira, for a DOUBLE DDT! Fans fire up while Taguchi and TJP are both down. They crawl for their corners, hot tag to Henare and Jado! Jado and Henare DOUBLE LARIAT! Henare stays up straight while Jado has to lean on the ropes. Henare gloats but Jado fires up! Fans fire up with Jado, and it’s another DOUBLE LARIAT collision! Jado drops to his knees! Henare taunts Jado then runs, but Wato gets in to body shot! Jado knee lifts, Taguchi HIP ATTACKS!

Fans fire up as Henare staggers. Six or Nine keep watch on Akira & TJP, Jado LARIATS Henare down! Cover, TWO! But Jado clamps on a CROSSFACE! Henare endures, TJP and Akira rush in but get caught! OH MY GARFUNKLE for TJP, and a FUJIWARA ARMBAR for Akira! The Empire endures, but Henare powers up! Fireman’s carry, but Jado fights free! Jado CHOPS Henare, but Akira and TJP turn things around on Wato and Taguchi! GUILLOTINE for Wato, PINOY STRETCH for Taguchi! Jado fires up, but Henare dodges to fire off a strike fest! That body blow doubles Jado over, and then Henare drags him into a FULL NELSON!!

Jado endures but Henare thrashes him about! Then Henare drops back to put on body scissors! Jado taps, the Empire wins!

Winners: The United Empire, by submission

The Ultimate Weapon puts the Master Heater away, and Akira & TJP let Six or Nine go. With Will Ospreay as IWGP US Heavyweight Champion and the combination of Jeff Cobb & Great-O-Khan as IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Champions, will we see the Empire conquer the Junior Heavyweight Division as well? Or can Taguchi & Wato lead a rebellion on this New Japan Road?

 

Six Man Tag: Kazuchika Okada, Togi Makabe & Hiroyoshi Tenzan VS Los Ingobernables de Japon!

The Rainmaker is no longer IWGP World Heavyweight Champion, but he won’t let that get him down. Will he fight his way back up with the help of the Rampaging King Kong and Ikari no Mogyu? Or will Tetsuya Naito, Sanada & Shingo Takagi tell them all to tranquilo?

The teams sort out, and LIJ does the fist bump. Fans applaud as Naito starts against Okada, but Naito then taunts the bull, Tenzan, with a wave of his jacket. Naito is being a matador but will Tenzan take the bait? Fans rally up and Tenzan does! The bell rings and Naito circles with Tenzan. They approach, Naito dodges, “Olé!” Naito taunts Tenzan again but Tenzan keeps cool. They go again, but again Naito dodges! “Olé!” But Naito taunts too long, Tenzan CLUBS him on the back! Tenzan headbutts Naito against ropes, then whips him. Naito holds ropes, boots Tenzan down, and fans rally up. Naito stands Tenzan up to steal the Mongolian Chops!

Naito flaps his arms and Mongolian Chops again! Fans fire up, Naito really flaps around this time, but Tenzan headbutts him down! Tenzan then shows Naito how the Mongolian Chops are done! Again, and again, and again! Cover- No, wait, that’s a choke! The ref reprimands and Tenzan lets off, to then tag in Makabe. Naito gets away and he tags in Takagi. Fans cheer to see gorilla and dragon face off! They RAM shoulders, and again, and again! Takagi eggs Makabe on so Makabe throws a forearm! Takagi throws a forearm back and fans fire up as the forearms fly! Makabe gets the edge but Takagi JABS and JABS and JABS!

Takagi whips, but Makabe runs him over! Fans fire up and Takagi scrambles to the LIJ corner. Tag to Sanada and so Okada tags in! The rivals meet again and fans rally up. “SA-NA-DA!” “O-KA-DA!” Okada wants to hear them and they applaud. Sanada wants to hear them and they applaud more! They circle, tie up, and Okada powers Sanada back. They end up on ropes, Okada lets off slowly, but Sanada doesn’t let him fake the chop. Sanada puts Okada on ropes now, and Sanada pats Okada on the shoulders. Then Sanada trips Okada, and ties him up! Okada powers out, but Sanada kicks him low. Sanada runs, but into a FLAPJACK!

Fans fire up and Okada watches Naito closely. Okada brings Sanada up, CLUBS him, then brings him over to the corner. Tag to Tenzan and Tenzan stomps Sanada. Tenzan headbutts, too, then Mongolian Chops! And again! And then another headbutt, and another stomp! Tenzan whips corner to corner, run sin and clotheslines! Tenzan calls his shot and fans fire up, TENZAN BRAINBUSTER! Cover, Naito breaks it! Tenzan glares at Naito and Naito goes back to his corner. Tenzan CHOKES Sanada for it! The ref reprimands, Tenzan lets off and bumps Sanada off buckles. Tag to Makabe, Tenzan CHOPS Sanada then Makabe stomps.

Makabe stomps Sanada more and more, then digs his boots in. Tenzan adds on! The ref reprimands, they let off, and Makabe gets Sanada for a BOSTON CRAB! Sanada endures, Makabe lets one leg go to focus on the other, but Takagi gets in. Makabe lets Sanada go, and then brings Sanada up to bump off buckles. Tag to Okada, and Okada stomps Sanada in the corner. Okada brings Sanada around, turns him, and hits a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up and Okada sits Sanada up for a chinlock. Sanada endures, fights up, and throws elbows. Sanada is free but Okada CLUBS him! Okada whips Sanada to a corner, but Sanada reverses.

Sanada runs in but Okada dodges. Okada runs in but is sent into the corner! Okada comes back but Sanada dropkicks the legs out! Fans fire up while both men are down again, and they rally up as Sanada crawls. Okada gets Sanada’s legs but Sanada kicks him away! Hot tag to Naito! Naito fires off on Okada, whips him to ropes and hip tosses him, to then DECK Tenzan and DECK Makabe! Naito elbows Okada down and basement dropkicks! Naito brings Okada up, whips him to a corner, and runs in to JUMP KICK! He sweeps the legs and swings in, COMBINACION CABRON! Fans fire up and Naito strikes his pose. Cover, TWO!

Naito drags Okada up to ROCK him with a forearm! And another forearm! Naito cravats to neck wrench, but Okada endures the grind. Okada reaches for ropes but Naito keeps him away. Okada throws body shots, gets free, and catches Naito’s haymaker into an armlock! Naito fights, but Okada puts on the MONEY CLIP! Naito arm-drags free, kicks low, and runs, into a BOOT! Fans fire up as both men are down. Okada crawls, hot tag to Makabe! Makabe whips Naito to a corner, then runs in to clothesline! Makabe climbs up and fans fire up as he rains down punches! Makabe gets all 10 and laughs!

Makabe reels Naito in but Naito fights the Northern Lights Suplex by CLUBBING Makabe on the back. Naito kicks low then turns Makabe for a NECKBREAKER! Fans fire up while both men are down! Naito crawls over, hot tag to Takagi! Takagi fires up and he kicks Makabe low. Takagi throws knees into Makabe against ropes, and then CHOPS him! Takagi whips, KNEES Makabe at ropes, then reels him in for a BIG suplex! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up with Takagi as he says he’s not done! Takagi fires a forearm, Makabe gives it back, and they go back and forth again! Fans fire up as Takagi eggs Makabe on.

Makabe fires off several forearms, but then Takagi gives boxing elbows back! Takagi runs, but Makabe LARIATS him first! Makabe DECKS Sanada, then Okada gets in with Tenzan. Okada and Tenzan double whip Takagi to a corner, then Tenzan runs in to clothesline! Makabe whips Okada in for an elbow, then they whip Takagi to Makabe’s POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Makabe drags Takagi up to waistlock, but Takagi resists the lift. Takagi throws elbows then powers Makabe into a corner! Takagi is free and Sanada runs in to back elbow Makabe! Takagi clotheslines, then he feeds Makabe to Naito’s ENZIGURI!

Sanada and Takagi get Makabe for a DOUBLE BACK SUPLEX! Takagi covers, but Tenzan breaks it! Naito kicks Tenzan and throws him out. Takagi fires the fans up with “OI! OI! OI!” and he brings Makabe up to pump handle and torture rack. But Okada gets in to BOOT Takagi down! Sanada kicks Okada and whips but Okada reverses, only for Sanada to hold ropes! Okada’s dropkick misses and he hits the mat! Sanada basement dropkicks Okada! Sanada CLUBS Makabe, then he and Naito double whip. Makabe busts the line to DOUBLE LARIAT! But Takagi runs in, dodges, only for Makabe’s LEFT LARIAT to hit!

Fans fire up with Makabe and he wants Takagi to get up. Makabe runs, but DOUBLE LARIATS collide! They go again, DOUBLE LARIATS! Takagi drops to a knee, Makabe runs, but Takagi swats the lariat away! JAB! YUKON LARIAT! Fans fire up and Takagi runs, PUMPING BOMBER! Cover, TWO!! Makabe survives and fans fire up! Takagi drags Makabe up and pump handles again. Torture rack, to LAST OF THE DRAGONS! Cover, LIJ wins!

Winners: Los Ingobernables de Japon, by pinfall

Takagi said he was in “G1 Mode” after retaining the KOPW trophy, and it seems it wasn’t just talk! Naito keeps taunting Tenzan, and even Takagi joins in. They even get Sanada to give it a try. Sanada waves the shirt like the cape, and Naito runs through! Takagi uses the shirt, and has the ref run through! They’re having fun now, but will LIJ be running strong in this year’s massive G1 Climax field?

 

Hiromu Takahashi & BUSHI VS Taiji Ishimori & SHO!

The Ticking Timebomb is fresh off his Best of the Super Junior threepeat, and he’s aiming for the Bone Soldier’s belt! Will Hiromu and the Black Mask accelerate on this New Japan Road? Or will the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Champion and Murder Machine keep it Too Sweet?

Speaking of sweets, Hiromu has some to share with commentary. They’re thankful for the nice snack, and the teams sort out. Well, hold on, Sho gets the mic first. There’s no translator available but it’s clear he’s talking crap to LIJ. Hiromu & Bushi rush out after then, but Taiji rakes Hiromu’s eyes and Sho CLUBS Bushi! Red Shoes has the bell ring to get this on record, and Taiji lets off Hiromu’s face, but Sho just keeps going after Bushi’s! Taiji brings Hiromu around to commentary to rake his eyes in front of them! Taiji even chokes Hiromu, but lets off to go back to the ring. Sho puts Bushi in, and Bullet Club stomps Bushi down!

Sho and Taiji loom over Bushi as he slowly gets up. Sho rakes Bushi’s eyes and puts him in the corner. Taiji digs his boot in but Red Shoes counts, and Bullet Club lets off. They double whip Bushi corner to corner, then Taiji runs in, Bushi dodges to then trap Taiji in the corner, and he BOOTS Sho. Bushi then whips Taiji into Sho, and he DOUBLE RANAS! Fans fire up and Bushi stomps Sho while Hiromu sends Taiji into railing. Bushi turns Sho to hit a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Bushi stomps Sho, drags him up, then throws knees. Bushi whips, Sho reverses and Taiji gets a cheap shot in!

Bushi swings on Taiji but Taiji ducks to HOTSHOT Bushi down! Sho DECKS Hiromu, and Taiji goes around the way to claw at the eyes again! Sho throws Bushi out to then whip him into railing! Bushi falls over but fans rally up for LIJ. Taiji leaves Hiromu alone but Sho stomps Bushi. Sho drags Bushi up, puts him in the ring, and stands on his neck! Red Shoes reprimands, Sho lets off and drags Bushi up by his shirt. Sho rips the special Hachioji shirt apart and steps on it! Hiromu gets in but Taiji hits him first. Taiji and Sho tear up Hiromu’s special shirt, too! Sho laughs while Taiji uses the scraps to choke Hiromu! Sho does the same to Bushi!

Red Shoes reprimands and counts, Bullet Club lets off, and Sho tags Taiji in. Taiji drags Bushi up, has a cravat for a neck wrench, and he throws in shoulders! Taiji snapmares Bushi to then NECK TWIST! Bushi writhes and Sho applauds, but he’s the only one. Taiji wants fans to clap so they clap. Taiji pushes Bushi to a cover, TWO! Fans clap for Bushi toughing it out, but Sho tags in. Fans rally, Sho drags Bushi up and CHOKES him on the ropes! Red Shoes reprimands but Taiji joins in! Red Shoes counts, they both let off at 4. Bushi writhes and sputters but Sho knuckle locks and wrenches. Sho grinds the arm then kicks, KICKS and BENDS FINGERS!

Red Shoes reprimands, counts, and Sho lets Bushi go. Sho tags Taiji while arguing with Red Shoes. Taiji drags Bushi up but Bushi fires forearms! Taiji knees low, CHOPS Bushi to a corner, then digs into his face! Red Shoes reprimands and Taiji lets off. Taiji wrenches and whips Bushi corner to corner, then runs in, but into a boot! Then Bushi dropkicks Taiji’s legs out! Fans fire up while both men are down! They crawl for their corners, hot tag to Hiromu! Hiromu DECKS Sho, then dodges Taiji to fire off forearms! Hiromu whips, Taiji reverses but Hiromu dodges to RANA! Taiji flops to a corner and fans fire up!

Hiromu runs in to clothesline and snapmare Taiji, then basement dropkick him out! Fans fire up and Hiromu goes out after Taiji. Hiromu gets a running start around the ring, to DOUBLE SHOTGUN Bullet Club! Fans fire up while Taiji and Sho hit railing! Hiromu brings Taiji up and puts him in to cover, TWO! Hiromu keeps focus and fans rally up for him. Hiromu drags Taiji up and fireman’s carries, but Taiji slips off to send Hiromu to a corner. Taiji runs in but Hiromu boots him away! Hiromu runs but Taiji BOOTS back! Taiji stands tall, but Hiromu stays up! Hiromu throws a forearm, but Taiji hits back!

Hiromu throws another forearm, so Taiji hits back! Hiromu forearms, Taiji forearms, and fans rally up as they keep going back and forth! Hiromu roars, gets the edge, but Taiji ducks the superkick to JUMP KNEE! But Hiromu SUPERKICKS again! Hiromu whips but Taiji handsprings to NEURALIZER! Fans fire up while both men are down! Hiromu and Taiji crawl for their corners, hot tag to Sho and he DECKS Bushi! Sho drags Hiromu up in a waistlock but Hiromu fights the lift. Hiromu throws back elbows, but Sho rakes the eyes! Sho runs, but Hiromu dropkicks the legs out! Fans fire up as both men are down again!

Hiromu hurries over to his corner, hot tag to Bushi! Bushi goes up top to missile dropkick Sho! BUSHIROONI! Fans fire up, Bushi stomps Sho, and then Bushi drags Sho up. Sho swings but into the arm hooks. Bushi keeps spinning Sho to SPIKE him with a DDT! Cover, TWO! Bushi keeps cool and fans rally up. Bushi drags Sho up, reels him in, FISHERMAN- NO, Sho slips out! Bushi kicks low and runs, but Sho elbows him. Sho runs but into an ENZIGURI! Bushi then gets Sho’s leg on the ropes to dropkick it, and hit a DRAPING BACKSTABBER! Fans fire up as Bushi goes out to stomp Taiji down for good measure.

Bushi returns to the apron and drags Sho up through the ropes. APRON DDT! Sho is stuck upside-down and fans fire up again. Bushi brings Sho back in, and hits a BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up again as Bushi climbs the corner! Bushi calls his shot, but Sho jumps out of the way! Taiji SEATED SENTONS Bushi down! Hiromu SHOTGUNS Taiji! Sho SPEARS Hiromu! Sho gets around Bushi to GERMAN SUPLEX! Sho is snarling as he stands Bushi up and runs, to LARIAT! Sho laughs and he drags Bushi back up. Sho reels Bushi in, tucks the arms, but Bushi wrenches out and dodges, only for Sho to JUMP KNEE! Sho runs, into a DROPKICK!

Fans fire up while both men are down again! Hiromu and Taiji are back on their corners as fans rally up. Bushi and Sho crawl over, hot tag to the Timebomb! Hiromu DECKS Taiji then drags Sho up, but Sho fights the suplex! Sho wrenches, bobs ‘n’ weaves, but Hiromu wheelbarrows to COMPLETE SHOT! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up and Hiromu  brings Sho up. Hiromu fireman’s carries to CORNER DEATH VALLEY! Hiromu roars and fans fire up again as he drags Sho back up. Hiromu fireman’s carries again, but Sho slips off to shove him into Red Shoes! Sho LARIATS Hiromu down, and then he goes to his corner.

Fans rally up for “HI-RO-MU!” while Sho grabs at his wrench. Sho aims at Hiromu, but Hiromu ducks and waistlocks. Bushi runs in to sunset flip Hiromu to add to the GERMAN SUPLEX! Fans fire up, Taiji gets in but Hiromu kicks him low! SUPERKICK ENZIGURI COMBO! Taiji tumbles out and Bushi builds speed to DIVE! Direct hit into Taiji and they hit railing! Hiromu fires up and he wants Sho to get up. Sho stands, Hiromu runs, HIROMU-CHAN BOMBER! Cover, TWO!! Sho survives but Hiromu doesn’t let off! Fireman’s carry and a spin, for the TIMEBOMB! Cover, LIJ wins again!

Winners: Hiromu Takahashi & Bushi, by pinfall

The Six Man Tag, and now the 2v2 tag, LIJ sweeps the night! Will Bone Soldier be able to rebound and get Hiromu back when it’s time for their title match? As for Hiromu, he gets his BOSJ trophy and his jacket, then the mic. Fans clap for “HI-RO-MU!” “L I J!” and Hiromu says, “Hachioji! I’m home!” Fans cheer, and Hiromu says, “Due to injuries and various things, it has been a while. But finally, NJPW is back in Hachioji! How swell!” Fans applaud that, too, “O-KAE-RI! O-KAE-RI!” or “WEL-COME HOME! WEL-COME HOME!”

Hiromu then points out the special guest on commentary. “Hey wait a second. Isn’t that Hachioji’s own Acchan, lead singer for the punk bank, Neurotica? I can’t hear you at all, but I’m just going to assume you said something nice. People of Hachioji and visitors, when you’re in town, stop by his sweets shop called…” Acchan says it’s Fujiya. “Fujiya! Please stop by. It only looked like I forgot the name! Everyone, make sure to come by. Is that a good enough plug? Okay, good.” Fans applaud the free advertising, and then Hiromu has everyone hold on. He wants to enjoy this return to Hachioji. “I know I’m having the most fun. I can run this thing like a talk show.

“Bushi, sorry for prolonging this and making you wait. But I have a question I need to ask. I wonder if someone in here was a schoolmate of mine. A show of hands, did you know me growing up?” Seems only a couple nice old ladies in the back do. “Huh? Really? Eh? Really… I don’t have any friends here? Nobody remembers me? All these people in here and none of them know me. Well, this is a real moment. I can’t be mad at you guys. Can I say one more thing? On a more serious note, the main event on June 21st, in Korakuen Hall, me and Ishimori- Oh, the mayor here is named Ishimori. Different person.

“For the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship, Hiromu Takahashi VS Taiji Ishimori. I will pack that house by my own will! To all of you here, to those watching on NJPW World, I’m asking you to please come to the venue! From the fans here, raise your hand if you’ll be there!” There are more people who raise their hands this time but Hiromu says that’s not enough! You gotta run to the box office and buy your tickets! Use your savings, ask your boss for time off! Please, do it for Hachioji’s own, Hiromu Takahashi! If you do show up on June 21st, you won’t regret it! Hiromu and Taiji are going to clash, how could it not be fantastic? He awaits you at Korakuen Hall!

“We can have more, more, more, more, more, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE… Fun together~! Let’s go, Hachioji.” The hometown hero wants the world to see him take on Taiji, but will he truly be the Best of the Super Juniors with both trophy and title? Or will the Bone Soldier keep that belt Too Sweet?


My Thoughts:

A really good event for NJPW but yes, I skipped quite a bit. New Japan Road is mostly tune-ups before something more important, and in this it leads to the G1 Climax. The matches I did cover were mostly for the other matches we’re getting during New Japan Road, i.e. the Junior Heavyweight Division. Great Six Man from Empire and Jado Avengers, and the Empire stands tall because I’m thinking Six or Nine finds a way to retain the belts. The Empire is getting strong but they aren’t going to be that dominant just yet. The other Six Man Tag was very good, and a good momentum builder for LIJ into the G1.

The main event tag was also very good, and was a great homecoming win for Hiromu ahead of his title match. It’s a little early to tell with other tune-ups happening before June 21st, but with how strong Bullet Club is running right now, it’d be rather surprising if Hiromu wins the title. It would be really cool if he did, because of how it adds to the history Hiromu is making as a threepeat BOSJ winner. But I feel like for right now, the bigger picture is about building Bullet Club up towards something, and that means they can’t lose any major titles right now.

My Score: 8.3/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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The Queen is coming for her crown!

Athena & Billie Starkz are the top champions in the ROH Women’s Division, but Queen Aminata’s coming after them! Who will she target first?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Isiah Kassidy VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes; Zay wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Top Flight VS The Dark Order; Top Flight wins.
  • Anna Jay VS Allysin Kay; Anna wins.
  • Johnny TV w/ Taya Valkyrie VS Will Austin; Johnny wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The Mogul Embassy VS MANDERS & BEEFTANK; The Embassy wins.
  • Yuka Sakazaki VS Leila Grey; Yuka wins.
  • ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground Match: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Outrunners; The Kingdom wins and denies The Outrunners a title match.
  • Taya Valkyrie w/ Johnny TV VS Laynie Luck; Taya wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Lance Archer & The Righteous VS Jon Cruz, GPA & Ren Jones; Archer & The Righteous win.
  • Abadon VS Nova; Abadon wins.
  • Triple Threat: Blake Christian VS AR Fox VS The Beast Mortos; Mortos wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Isiah Kassidy VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes!

Brother Zay and the Commander of the Skies are coming down from the high of competing against Rob Van Dam on April 20th, but they’re both ready to get back up. Will Kassidy earn his shot (shot shot) at a championship? Or will the AAA Cruiserweight Champion be aiming for ROH gold?

The Code of Honor is upheld, but Zay has his fingers crossed! Zay trips Komander at the bell, says he’s too smart, then he steps on Komander’s dropdown to say “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” and “SUCK IT!” Komander keeps cool, he and Zay tie up, and Komander headlocks. Zay pulls on the mask, powers up and out to hurdle, but then Komander steps on him! Komander mocks “SHOTS! SHOTS!” Zay runs up, Komander avoids the boot to then wrench, wrench and mule kick a leg! Kmoander steps over, rolls through, then rolls again, to a HALF CRAB! Zay endures, fights around, ROPEBREAK! Komander lets go and Zay stands back up.

The fans rally, Komander runs in but is put on the apron. Zay runs in but into a slingshot BOOT! Zay comes back but Komander goes up and headscissors Zay into buckles. Komander comes back to springboard, wheelbarrow, but Zay HOTSHOTS Komander and then throws him down! The fans boo but Zay says they don’t teach that at school. Just follow Zay and he’ll get your right. Zay then smothers Komander with his towel! The ref reprimands, Zay lets off and Komander sputters to a corner. Zay bumps Komander off buckles, CHOPS him, then stomps Komander down. Zay says “SHOTS! SHOTS!” as he gives stomp after stomp.

The ref counts, Zay lets off at 4 and dusts his shoes off. Zay goes back to scuff Komander, taunt him, but the fans rally up for Komander. Zay scuffs Komander more, eggs him on, but Komander fights up to fire hands! Zay ducks a roundhouse but not the HEEL KICK! Zay leans on ropes, Komander runs in but Zay puts him on the apron. Komander gets up but Zay triangle jump STUNNERS! Komander flops to the floor, Zay scowls and goes out after him. The fans rally, Zay backs Abrahantes off, and the fans boo. Zay goes back for Komander, SMACKS him off barriers, then grabs the chair.

The fans boo, Zay says watch this, it’s about to be an 8K. Zay runs and uses the chair to LAUNCH, into barriers! Komander avoids disaster, puts Zay in the ring, and he hurries to a corner. The fans fire up as Komander springboards, but Zay moves! Komander rolls through, ducks ‘n’ dodges then RANAS! The fans fire up while Zay bails out. Komander builds speed and WRECKS Zay with a dropkick! Then ASAI MOONSAULT and down goes Zay! The fans fire up, Komander drags Zay up and in, then he springboards again, for a SWANTON BOMB! Cover, TWO! Zay stays in this as fans chant “DOS! DOS! DOS!”

Zay goes to the apron, Komander storms up and stands him up. Zay shoves Komander away, goes up the corner, but Komander runs up! Zay anticipates and GAMANGIRIS! Zay goes up to SUPSER SUSNET FLIP, but Komander flips through!! The fans fire up and Zay is shocked! Zay still BOOTS Komander, fires forearms, but Komander bobs ‘n’ weaves to SLAP, UPPERCUT and power up! Zay turns Komander around but gets a SHOTEI! Komander then jumps up top POISON-RANA! The fans fire up again and Komander runs, but into a SPANISH FLY! Cover, TWO! Or as the fans remind us, “DOS! DOS! DOS!”

Zay says Komander’s done wasting his time. Zay whips, Komander reverses but Zay reverses back to scoop, only for Komander to tilt-o-whirl sunset flip! TWO, but Komander tries a side roll sunset, TWO! Zay escapes, Komander dodges his haymaker and waistlocks. Zay switches, Komander switches back, but Zay grabs the ref! LOW BLOW MULE KICK!! The fans boo as Zay gets away with that one! Abrahantes protests but the ref can’t call what he didn’t see! Zay blows a kiss, before the INVERTED TWIST OF FATE! Cover, Zay wins!

Winner: Isiah Kassidy, by pinfall

Brother Zay didn’t break rules but he did find a loophole to DELETE Komander’s momentum. Will Zay soon have a WONDERFUL ascension to the top of ROH?

 

ROH hears from Bullet Club Gold.

It was backstage at AEW Dynasty this past Sunday that the Bang Bang Gang unified the AEW and ROH World Trios Championships! Jay White says, “Today, our destiny, fulfilling our destiny by building our Dynasty! Y’see, I’m full! I’m full of that feeling when I get to say, I told you so! When I came to AEW, joined forces with The Gunns, I said the Gunns were money! Brought them in along with Juice Robinson, to Bullet Club GOLD. I said I would bring you gold, and boys, we’re running out of space. Because we’ve got gold a plenty, haven’t we, boys? Cuz I’m the mother effin’ Catalyst of Professional Wrestling! I told you so!”

Austin says their backpacks are heavier on the ride home, but that extra weight just reminds him that the Bang Bang Gang runs this Trios ish! Colten says they like to have fun before and after, but during? They don’t take no ish! There’s this saying around here, “Restore the Feeling.” That’s something for the young guys to get on TV, but guess who are never mentioned? The Gunns! Is it because they’ve been in too many main events? Is it because they’ve been tag team world champions? And now they’re AEW & ROH Trios Champions! The Gunns are the best damn team in the world! White is the best singles man in the world!

And tonight, they are the BEST trio in the world!! And if you’re not down with that, they’ve got two words for ya: GUNS UP!! The Bang Bang Gang is firing on all cylinders, but will they be able to shoot down those who take aim at them?

 

Six Man Tag: Top Flight VS The Dark Order!

Speaking of the trios championships, Action Andretti, and the brothers Martin get their shot at the Bang Bang Gang this Saturday! Will Top Flight pick up speed going into that Collision? Or will Evil Uno, John Silver & Alex Reynolds prove they are worthy contenders?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the trios sort out, and Darius Martin starts against Johnny Hungy. The bell rings, the fans rally and the two circle. The fans rally for “JOHNNY HUNGY!” as the two tie up. Darius wrenches, wristlocks, but Silver spins and fireman’s carries for the takeover. Silver has the cording hold but Darius fights up. Silver wrenches but Darius spins, slips around, waistlocks, spins Silver and cravats for the neck wrench. Silver endures, powers up and out, but Darius rolls over the dropdown. Darius sweeps a leg to cover, ONE! Darius turns Silver’s sweep into a cradle, TWO!

Silver gets up but Darius arm-drags him back down. The fans cheer, Darius wrenches Silver and tags Action. Action runs to LEAP FROG ATTACK the arm! Action wrenches Silver, tags Dante, and Dante goes up to AX HANDLE the arm! Dante clamps onto the arm, digs a knuckle into Silver’s ribs, or was it a tickle attack? Tag to Darius and Dante snapmares Silver. Darius runs to basement dropkick! Cover, ONE!! Silver stays in this but Darius stays on him. Tag to Dante, Top Flight reel Silver in but the rest of Dark Order save him from the double suplex! So Action jumps in and Top Flight TRIPLE SUPERKICKS!

The fans fire up while Uno and Reynolds spill back out. Action and Darius aim, DOUBLE PLANCHA but Uno and Reynolds DECK them outta the air! Dante brings Silver up but Silver fights the half nelson to then whip Dante into the ropes! Silver then runs up, Uno & Reynolds join in, TRIPLE DROPKICK! Silver then waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX Dante into a bridging cover, TWO! Silver tags Reynolds and he short arm LARIATS Dante! Cover, TWO! Reynolds brings Dante up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Uno. Uno CHOPS Dante, then snapmares him to stomp him down! The fans rally for Uno as he tautns Action.

Uno goes back for Dante but Dante throws body shots. Uno CLUBS Dante, bumps him off buckles, and tags Reynolds. Silver holds Dante in whiel Reynolds whips Uno for the SPLASH! Uno goes again, but Dante dodges, goes up and over Reynolds, hot tag to Action! The Sight to See rallies on the Dark Order! ELBOW for Uno! BOOT for Silver! ELBOW for Reynolds! Uno kicks low, whips, but Action handsprings to DOUBLE BACK ELBOW! The fans fire up as Action kips up, and he runs in at Reynolds in a corner. UPPERCUT! Uno runs in but the SPLASH is sent into Reynolds! Uno staggers away, Action DECKS Reynolds!

Action aims, slingshot and SPLIT LEG but he has to bail out as Reynolds moves! Action just uses that to roll and PELE Uno! SPANISH FLY on Reynolds! Cover, Silver breaks it! Darius tosses Silver out but Silver ROCKS Darius! Darius drops down but Dante runs in and uses Darius as a step, POETRY IN MOTION! Silver falls, Reynolds dodges Darius to RAM Dante! Dante comes back, Darius helps him get up and over, then Dante helps in the TORNADO DDT! Darius sets Reynolds up for the STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, Uno shoves Dante onto it! Uno then CHOPS Darius down and goes to his corner.

Reynolds crawls over, hot tag to Uno! Uno fires forearms on all of Top Flight! Uno winds up, but Dante JUMP KNEES! Darius mule kicks! Action KICKS, Darius BUZZSAWS! But then Silver & Reynolds drag the Martins out! Uno dodges Action, tells him to STOP, then ROCKS him! The rest of Dark Order get in, Reynolds spins Action before the TRIPLE ROLLING ELBOWS!! Action wobbles, Uno reels him in, and Silver gives Reynolds the BOOST to take out the Martins! PILEDRIVER for Action! Cover, TWO!! Action survives and shocks the Dark Order! Uno cools off, tags Silver in, and Silver tags Reynolds.

The Dark Order surrounds Action and the fans rally up. They stand Action up, hoist him up, and Silver builds speed, but the Martins trip Silver! Darius drags Silver out, Action gets away and Dante baits Uno. Uno runs in, Dante goes up and over to JUMP KNEE Reynolds! GAMANGIRI for Uno, then Action SUPERKICKS! Dante DIVES to take out Silver, Darius steps in to COMPLETE SHOT Uno! Action and Darius have Reynolds for the double pump handle, DOUBLE LIGHTNING SPIRAL! Cover, Top Flight wins!

Winners: Top Flight, by pinfall

Action, Dante & Darius are flying high and heading for Collision, will they take those unified World Trios Championships away from the Bang Bang Gang in the blink of an eye?

 

Backstage interview with Athena & Billie Starkz.

Lexy Nair is with the ROH Women’s World and Women’s Television Champions, and says “Ladies and gentlemen, we are calling an Emergency MEM, a Minion Empowerment Meeting.” The Fallen Goddess asks the Minions why they’re here, and Minion #400,237.75 knows why. This is because of Red Velvet and Queen Aminata. They decided to stick their noses in Athena’s moment. The main event of Battle of the Belts, live on TNT, the first time the Overlord has been on live TV in over a YEAR. And Aminata put her hands on Athena, put Athena on her head, and proved that she is nothing more than “a hot piece of porcelain hussy garbage.”

Billie says not to forget about Red Velvet. Velvet acted all high ‘n’ mighty, but she just forgot Billie hasn’t beat her yet. Lexy says then it seems there is some unfinished business. The champs bring Lexy in for an uncomfortable double side hug, and Athena says “Bestie” is right. There is unfinished business. And since MIT is a nonprofit, they’ll give a “scholarship to the biggest ass-whooping Queen Aminata and Red Velvet have ever seen. Got it?” Athena tells Queenie and “Blue Velvet” to either step up or step out. Challenge issued to the Queen and the Chef, but are the Overlord and her sidekick about to get cooked?

 

Mark Sterling speaks.

“Some people get into professional wrestling because they need to. You haven’t needed anything in your entire life. You have an unlimited amount of resources at your fingertips. Money, culture, knowledge. You wanted to excel at this business, so you got the best training, the best workouts, the best diets, the best gear, the best moves. If it’s not the best, it’s simply not you. But the wisest man doesn’t think he’s the best until he’s surrounded by the best. And now, we all are. You are Ariya Daivari. And you are a Premier Athlete. We are the Premier Athletes.”

The Premier Athletes are here in person.

Sterling talks to his stable and tells them the beginning of phase two was a success. They wanted to assert dominance over ROH, and he would say message sent. However, they were not aware that the message would be sent to ROH World Champion, Mark Briscoe, to Dalton Castle, and half of the ROH men’s locker room. It took SIX men to stand face to face to these three. They’ve got Ariya back and more pissed off than ever. They’ve got National Champion, Josh Woods. And they’ve got Tony Nese in peak, physical performance. Now, they all know The Infantry wasn’t personal. They were just in the line of fire.

The Infantry is just on a long list of people who do not deserve the opportunities. Opportunities that belong to these three physical specimens! Because these are The Premier Athletes. When and where will Sterling’s stable finally break through to that next level?

 

Backstage interview with Griff Garrison & Cole Karter.

Lexy is now with Maria Kanellis’ baby boys and says they haven’t had the best luck as of late. What’s next? Karter isn’t sure. They keep getting opportunities, but they keep failing. Karter recently had a match against Christopher Daniels, and he lost! Griff says Karter thinks that’s bad, but Griff lost his shot at the ROH World Championship. Griff has faced Mark Briscoe twice in his career, and he’s 0-2. Karter’s match wasn’t even for a title! Griff had so much more on the line! Maria then walks in and sees her boys are disappointed. Well, Mama is disappointed, too. They both could’ve done much better in their matches.

But every loss is an opportunity. Griff was in the ring with THIRTEEN TIME ROH World Tag Team Champion, Mark Briscoe! Karter was up against Christopher Daniels, a legend! Maria’s been in the ring with both of those men, and they have so much experience. That is what Griff & Karter gain every time they’re out there. Every single loss is an opportunity. And everyone around here is always jealous of the abs and the looks, and it’s great that they are. But eventually, they’ll be jealous of what these two do in the ring. And eventually, these two will get back her championships, the ROH World Tag Team Championships.

Maria leads the way, but does anyone wanna tell her that that would mean her baby boys going up against her husband, Mike Bennett?

 

ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground Match: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Outrunners!

Speaking of Mike Bennett, he and Matt Taven are still champions after the big assist from Wardlow at Supercard of Honor. But will the Kingdom need their War Machine again real soon? Or will they be able to handle Turbo Floyd & Truth Magnum in 10 minutes or less?

The fans rally up for the Outrunners already while the Code of Honor is upheld Mega Powers style. The teams then sort out, and though Taven is confused, Bennett steps up and starts against Truth. The fans chant “TAVEN SUCKS!” but Taven just eggs the Melvins on. Truth and Bennett tie up, then Truth wrenches to wristlock. Tag to Turbo, he takes the handoff, and he nods as he wrenches and wristlocks. Bennett knees low, flexes on Turbo, then wrenches to an ELBOW BREAKER! Bennett wristlocks, says this is old school wrestling, but Turbo powers up! The fans fire up as Turbo rolls, handsprings, and kips up! Turbo then BOPS Bennett on the head!

The fans cheer, Turbo tags Truth, and Truth wrenches to wristlock. Truth grinds the arm, whips, but Bennett reverses. Taven trips Truth up while Bennett’s all up in the ref’s face! The fans boo and Turbo protests but Bennett dropkicks Truth down! Bennett mocks the old school posing then takes a bow. Tag to Taven, he CHOPS Truth in the corner. Taven CHOPS again, digs his boot in, but the ref counts. Taven lets off to taunt Turbo, and Bennett gets a cheap shot on Truth! Bennett drags Truth up by his hair, the ref sees that and reprimands, but Taven ROCKS Truth. Taven whips, but Turbo trips Truth to actually save him from the crossbody!

Taven tumbles up and out of the ring, Truth gets up to tag Turbo! Truth then runs and Turbo holds ropes up, BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK! Bennett runs up, is sent out, and The Kingdom regroups. The fans fire up for Turbo as he fires up, then PLANCHAS! Down goes The Kingdom and Turbo is all revved up! Turbo gets in the ring, shakes the ropes, then tags in Truth. The Outrunners coordinate, to spin and pose! The fans fire up but The Kingdom CLOBBER The Outrunners from behind! The fans boo but Bennett flexes. Bennett brings Truth up, CHOPS, and now fans chant “BENNETT SUCKS!”

Bennett CHOPS Truth, puts him in the corner, and tags Taven. Bennett feeds Truth to a BOOT, adds the BOSTON BAYONET, then Taven LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Truth is tougher than that, but Taven argues with the ref. The ref defends his count, so Taven brings Truth over to ropes. Taven CHOKES Truth but the fans boo. The ref counts, Taven lets off at 4, and Taven soaks up the heat. Truth sputters but Taven tags Bennett. The Kingdom mugs Truth, then Bennett keeps Truth from Turbo with a snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Truth stays in this but Bennett stays on him with a chinlock and stretch. The fans rally as Truth endures.

Truth is red in the face but he fights to his feet. But Taven BLASTS Turbo! Bennett throws Truth by his hair! Turbo storms in but the ref has to stop him. Turbo is upset but Bennett stands on Truth’s face! Bennett clamps onto Truth with a chinlock and grinds him down with a knee in the back. The fans fire up, we pass five minutes as Truth fights up, but Taven runs at Turbo again! Turbo ROCKS Taven first this time! Truth then hits a BIG back suplex on Bennett! The fans fire up, Turbo is feeling it, and Truth crawls over! Truth staggers ot his feet, hot tag to Turbo! Turbo rallies on The Kingdom with big haymakers!

The fans fire up as Turbo scoops and SLAMS Taven! Then he scoops and SLAMS Bennett! Scoop and SLAM for Taven! Scoop and SLAM for Bennett! The fans fire up and Turbo drops an elbow! And another elbow! And then he winds up, flexes, and JUPM ELBOW DROPS! Taven runs up but Turbo kicks! Turbo reels Taven in, flexes again, and hits a BIG suplex! Turbo points to Truth, Truth tags in, and Truth goes up! FLYING FOREARM on Bennett! The Outrunners hurry to get Bennett up, but Taven ENZIGIRIS Truth to stop Boot Camp, er Vice City, or whatever they were calling it! Bennett shoves Turbo into Truth then rolls Truth up, with tights! The Kingdom wins!

Winners: The Undisputed Kingdom, by pinfall (denies The Outrunners a title opportunity)

Taven grabs the belts to celebrate and Bennett says that was too easy. But then the ref suspects shenanigans! Did Bennett pull tights? Bennett defends his innocence, as does Taven, and the ref drops the issue. Will The Kingdom do anything and everything they have to in order to stay champions?

 

Red Velvet & Queen Aminata speak.

The Chef and The Queen are backstage, and Velvet tells Athena, “There you go again. Stirring up the pot. Oh my gosh, we ruined your moment~! I’m done with you. Billie? You wanna hang with the big girls? You wanna get in big girl business? Then bring it on. Yes, I haven’t forgotten I beat you, twice. And I’ll do it again, and this time, I’m a beat you like your mama never did. You know why? Cuz I don’t roll with minions. I roll with royalty.” Aninata says that’s right. And Athena, oh, they feel so sorry for “ruining” the moment. Actually, Aminata would do it again and again and again. And wanna know why? Because Queen Aminata does not respect Athena as a champion!

Athena has ZERO honor! And no one knows better about honor than The Queen. And Velvet says, “Y’know what, Queen? I’m looking for a fight. Are you looking for a fight?” Aminata is definitely ready for a fight. Velvet says it is time to cook, eat, leave no crumbs, and take out the trash! This dynamic duo is ready to tear down the Forever Champion and her little buddy, will they take the gold right off Athena & Billie?

 

Backstage interview with The Infantry.

Lexy is now with Trish Adora, Carlie Bravo & Captain Shawn Dean, and we’ve seen them get on a roll. How are they continuing the momentum? Carlie is so glad she asked. Have no fear, you know The Infantry is here. Dean says yes, they are here. And there’s been nothing but targets on their backs. They said they’re the most popular team, and people have been after them. Carlie does realize now that they had those OG Ops, then those really big Ops, and last week, there’s Ops they didn’t even know about. But let’s not forget those really old Ops, the- Oh wait, The Outrunners walk in. Turbo & Truth are feeling good. They may not have targets on their backs, but they’ve got some guns!

Wait, wait, wait. Are they wearing brightly colored camo?! Okay, first they take the Infantry’s move, now they’re copying the swag? What’s next? Trying to take Adora and their homes? What the what, son? Dean has Carlie calm down. He’s always got great ideas. He does? Yes, because next week, Daily’s Place in Jacksonville, Florida, they take this to where it all began! Finally, Infantry take The Outrunners to where they belong, and that’s Boot Camp! Hold on, The Outrunners have been using camo since The Cow Palace. Dean has to hold Carlie back on that one! Turbo has a better idea! Outrunners VS Infantry, Daily’s Place, where it all began!!

WHAT!? Didn’t they just- Fine, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! Oh yeah? The Outrunners will do Infantry one better and THEY will accept! Let’s roll out! Copy that! WHAT!? Stop copying them, Outrunners!! But will Dean & Carlie finally get through the delusional duo and make them find their own schtick?

 

Backstage interview with Johnny TV & Taya Valkyrie.

Lexy is with Mr. & Mrs. TV Ready and notes the season finale of Johnny Loves Taya just dropped. How are they feeling? Amazing~! Everyone loves their show, they worked so hard on it for months. Ten episodes, the grand finale, it couldn’t have gone any better. And think about it: awards season! The acceptance speeches, the red carpets, the fashion moments. But in sneaks Aaron Solo. That sounds fun! Though they would’ve won more awards if they had this face on the show. Maybe next season? Johnny says maybe Aaron would’ve been on the show, if he supported it once. He didn’t tweet about it once! All their real friends did.

Uh, Aaron is the Retweet King! Especially those first three episodes. Aaron and Johnny argue but Taya has them calm down. Taya runs the socials for the show, and she can confirm, Aaron did retweet. Oh, well, thanks, bro. Yeah, man! Remember QTV? The handshake? They do the handshake, right down the rocket ship taking off. Aaron says see? They’re bros. Before Johnny Loved Taya, Johnny Loved Solo. Uh… No. Aaron is a loser! TV Ready people do not hang with losers. Remember how his name used to be S O L O W? They took the W away cuz he keeps getting L’s! He’s 0 and THIS CENTURY! Get a win already!

Aaron says fine, if that’s what they want, he will win. And he’ll prove to both of you that Aaron is TV Ready! Aaron heads out, and Taya says it’ scute that he’s so confident. Not that it’ll work out. And they got the last word. Aaron then says “Bye” from offscreen, so Johnny says, “Adios.” Aaron has bet on himself, but will he win out?

 

Triple Threat: Blake Christian VS AR Fox VS The Beast Mortos!

All Heart, The Whole Fox’n Show and the evolved Black Taurus are among the fastest, toughest and hungriest competitors around, and they’re all looking for that golden opportunity. Will Blake be rolling into NJPW’s Best of the Super Juniors tournament? Or will another big name prove they’re a big deal?

The Code of Honor is upheld between Fox and Blake, but not Mortos. The bell rings, Mortos stares down Fox and Blake. Fox runs in to RAM Mortos but bounces off! Blake RAMS Mortos but also bounces off! They both run up, but he runs them over! Fox & Blake both kip up, but Mortos choke grips them both. Mortos shoves Blake away, but Fox flips through the choke slam! Blake & Fox DOUBLE SUPERKICK Mortos down! Mortos bails out, Blake and Fox coordinate, and Fox runs. But then Blake sweeps the legs! Fox ends up on ropes, Blake runs to BASEMENT 619! The fans boo but All Heart also has some brains.

Blake aims from the apron, springboards in and MISSILE DROPKICKS! Fox flounders to a corner, Blake runs in, but Fox puts him on the apron. Blake RAMS into Fox, slingshots, but Fox goes out to then slingshot SENTONS! The fans fire up, Fox suplexes for ANARCHY! Blake bails, Mortos LARIATS Fox down! The fans fire up as Mortos roars, and Mortos drags Fox up. Mortos suplexes, Fox slips free to waistlock but Mortos switches. Mortos shoves, follows, then rolls off Fox’s back! Mortos SOBATS, KNEES, ELBOWS and snapmares, to then NECK TWIST! Then SNAP POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO!

Fox survives that onslaught but Mortos roars again. Mortos drags Fox up, wrenches and grabs a leg, for a SHIN BREAKER! Fox writhes, Mortos gets legs and steps through, and Mortos ties Fox up for a NAVARRO DEATH ROLL! Fox endures the leg lock, but Blake DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS Mortos! The fans fire up and Blake smirks as he runs in at Mortos. Mortos BOOTS Blake, SLING-DOGS, then CRUCIFIX DRIVERS! Blake wobbles, Mortos whips to POP-UP SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! Blake survives but Mortos snarls. Mortos drags Blake up, UPPERCUTS him down, and Blake flounders to a corner.

The fans cheer as Mortos drags Blake back up. Mortos reels Blake in to back suplex, but Blake lands out! Blake dodges in the corner, then whips to ropes. Mortos reverses but Blake handsprings, wheelbarrows, SPLASH 182! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Mortos and Blake stir while Fox returns. The fans rally, Fox and Mortos stand first and Fox throws a haymaker! Blake adds a haymaker, he and Fox pinball Mortos around! They put him in a corner, throw more hands, then Fox goes up to rain down fists! Mortos shoves Fox away so Blake rains down fists. Mortos shoves him away, Fox returns to A-LIST LARIAT!

Mortos slumps down, Blake adds a LOW CROSSBODY! Fox skins the cat to DROPKICK Mortos, and then Fox goes to the apron. The fans fire up as Fox goes up, but Blake ROCKS him first! Blake goes up, brings Fox up, but Mortos adds on! The fans are going nuts already for the SPANISH FLY BOMB!! Cover on Blake, TWO! Cover on Fox, TWO!! Mortos snarls but he drags Fox back up. Mortos trophy lifts Fox, but Fox slips free to BOOT! Mortos tumbles out to the apron, and Blake SPEARS him down! Blake hurries to build speed so he can DIVE! Mortos stays up!? So Fox FLIES! Down goes Mortos and the fans fire up!

Fox puts Mortos in but Blake aims first! Springboard 450 SPLASH! Fox adds the SWANTON BOMB! But then Blake TOSSES Fox to cover Mortos, only for Fox to break it! Fox has had it with Blake being so sneaky, and TOSSES him out! Blake is on the apron, he ROCKS Fox, but Fox stops the slingshot! Fox has Blake in ropes, step-up DRAPING DDT! Roll through, but Mortos reels Fox in! Scoop and MORTOS DRIVER!! Cover, Mortos wins!

Winner: The Beast Mortos, by pinfall

Blake and Fox couldn’t say on the same page, and that allowed the minotaur of lucha to take the win! Will nothing stop The Beast Mortos from stampeding his way to a championship opportunity?


My Thoughts:

A good episode of ROH here at an hour and 38 minutes, but that made for quite a bit of filler. I did like the Six Meaty Men Slapping Meat Tag match of Mogul Embassy VS 1 Called Manders, BEEF and Calvin Tankman, but of course The Embassy won. Good return matches for Johnny and Taya, but I liked their promo with Aaron Solo better. It was a good use of continuity bringing up the failed QTV to pivot into a new story for Johnny TV now that Dalton Castle is moving on. Good promos from Mark Sterling, but a bit redundant again to have him hype up Ariya Daivari, then for him to talk directly to Ariya and the others.

Another confusing thing was the promo from The Infantry and Outrunners. Well, the promo wasn’t confusing, the timing was. Perhaps it was a victim of poor pacing as we’ve seen all over AEW & ROH. But I do appreciate we’re finally seeing these two teams have it out for ROH at Daily’s Place “next week,” aka prerecorded sometime this week. Outrunners had a good match with The Kingdom but of course The Kingdom won. But we’re getting an interesting detail where Maria wants her new boys, Griff & Karter, to go for those ROH World Tag Team Championships while her old boys, Bennett & Taven, still have them. Some sort of Kingdom Civil War angle in the works here?

Really good stuff with Zay winning by going to new lows, and really good Six Man Tag to give Top Flight momentum going into their title match with Bang Bang Gang. Really good promo from Bang Bang Gang and of course White & The Gunns are going to retain. And at least they did just what I was hoping by having a promo from Bullet Club Gold on ROH so that it counts as them being on this show. Just needs to keep happening, maybe with some in-person appearances. Not even matches, just BCG watching other trios fighting it out because they’re scouting, aka foreshadowing, new opponents.

Great main event Triple Threat but also a fast one, Mortos with the big win over Fox and Blake. While there’s something brewing for the ROH World Championship with Mark Briscoe being around Dalton Castle and The Premier Athletes, maybe Mortos can find himself in the world title scene for the next ROH PPV. And then great promos from Athena & Billie as well as Velvet & Aminata. We’re definitely getting a tag team match that will end up earning Velvet a shot at the Women’s TV title and Aminata a shot at the Women’s World title, and those will be awesome matches.

And if either of the champs is losing, I’m actually thinking it’s more Athena losing to Aminata than Billie losing to Velvet. I’ve said it before, Aminata’s proven herself worthy, and if she wasn’t gonna be inaugural Women’s TV Champ, might as well make her the woman that dethrones the undefeated Athena.

My Score: 8.5/10


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