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Mitchell’s NJPW G1 Climax 32 Results & Report! (7/27/22)

Tides could be turning in the G1!

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NJPW G1 Climax 32

How will the Climax landscape look as things keep heating up?

NJPW’s biggest G1 Climax keeps rolling, and it’s getting desperate for some already! Will Tomohiro Ishii finally get those first two points?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Hiroshi Tanahashi & Yuto Nakashima VS SHO & EVIL; Sho & Evil win.
  • Royce Isaacs & Tom Lawlor VS El Phantasmo & KENTA; ELP & Kenta win.
  • Bad Dude Tito & JONAH VS Great-O-Khan & Jeff Cobb; Khan & Cobb win.
  • 8 Man Tag: Kazuchika Okada, YOSHI-HASHI, David Finlay & Ryohei Oiwa VS Bullet Club; Bullet Club wins.
  • 8 Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS Suzuki-Gun; LIJ wins.
  • G1 Climax, D Block: Will Ospreay VS Yujiro Takahashi; Ospreay wins.
  • G1 Climax, A Block: Toru Yano VS Bad Luck Fale; Fale wins.
  • G1 Climax, C Block: Hirooki Goto VS Aaron Henare; Goto wins.
  • G1 Climax, B Block: Tomohiro Ishii VS Tama Tonga; Ishii wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

G1 Climax, D Block: Will Ospreay VS Yujiro Takahashi!

The IWGP United States Champion is without his belt, and the Tokyo Pimp is without his bunny! But who will be the one leaving here without a second win in the G1?

Wait! There’s Pieter! She sheepishly walks out to follow Yujiro to ringside. She’s not sure how he feels, but he takes her back with a big hug! A happy ending to that story, but what about this match? The bell rings and Yujiro BOOTS Ospreay! Yujiro whips, Ospreay reverses but Yujiro BOOTS him again! Fans fire up as Yujiro brings Ospreay up to kick and forearm to a corner. Yujiro CHOPS, CHOPS again, then whips corner to corner. Yujiro runs in but into boots! Ospreay goes up for a PIP PIP CHEERIO! Ospreay stands Yujiro up to CHOP! Ospreay whips, then DROPKICKS Yujiro down! Yujiro bails out as fans fire up again.

Ospreay aims and PLANCHAS, but Yujiro moves! Yujiro grabs Ospreay for a dragon sleeper but Ospreay spins around to suplex. Yujiro fights that off, then wrenches out and BITES Ospreay’s hand! The ref reprimands, Yujiro lets off to whip Ospreay into railing. Ospreay staggers back into the REVERSE DDT to the floor! Fans fire up and Yujiro gets Pieter to Too Sweet him. Fans applaud as Yujiro brings Ospreay back up and puts him in the ring. Yujiro rains down fists and forearms on Ospreay, but Ospreay grabs at the ropes. Yujiro lets off, snapmares Ospreay, then runs to basement BOOT! Cover, ONE!

Fans rally as Yujiro looms over Ospreay. Ospreay throws forearms, but Yujiro eggs him on. Ospreay tries again but Yujiro rakes the eyes! The ref reprimands but Yujiro puts Ospreay in a corner. Yujiro throws back elbow after back elbow, then runs to BOOT! Fans fire up as Ospreay sits down. Yujiro snapmares Ospreay to a cover, TWO! Fans rally up, Yujiro drags Ospreay up, and he hits a BIG back suplex! Cover, ONE as Ospreay claws at Yujiro’s face! The ref reprimands, both men get up, and Yujiro knees low. Yujiro snapmares then chinlocks, and he squeezes tight. Fans rally up, Ospreay endures, and Ospreay fights up to his feet.

Ospreay wrenches the hold open but Yujiro clamps on tighter! Ospreay throws elbows and body shots, but Yujiro kicks low. Yujiro whips, Ospreay handsprings, NEURALIZER! Fans fire up as Yujiro and Ospreay go to opposite corners. Ospreay fires up and runs Around the World to BOOT Yujiro, then shove him down! Ospreay aims from the apron, PIP PIP CHEERIO again! Cover, TWO! Yujiro is still in this but fans rally up. Ospreay drags Yujiro up, reels him in, but Yujiro resists. Ospreay CLUBS then fires off Kowata Kicks! Yujiro blocks and rakes the eyes! Yujiro throws Ospreay by his leg, but Ospreay handsprings through! And DOUBLE CHOPS Yujiro down!

Ospreay STANDING SHOOTING STARS, but onto knees! Yujiro saves himself and fans rally up as he runs, SLIDING BOOT! Both men are down and fans rally up again! Ospreay gets to ropes, Yujiro hurries to stand him up. Yujiro BOOTS Ospreay, then reels him into a FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Ospreay is still in this and fans fire up. Yujiro looms over Ospreay, brings him up and fireman’s carries, but Ospreay flails and elbows free. Yujiro kicks low, runs, but into the Tiger Wall Kick and ENZIGURI! Ospreay fires up and fans are with him, but Yujiro reels him into the INCOLLE SLAM! Cover, TWO!

Yujiro is frustrated but he drags Ospreay back up. Yujiro reels Ospreay in but Ospreay RAMS him into a corner. Yujiro throws forearms but Ospreay GAMANGIRIS right back! Ospreay pushes Yujiro down and fans fire up as Ospreay climbs. But Yujiro gets up to trip Ospreay! Ospreay lands on his kingpin and Yujiro goes up. Yujiro hoists Ospreay up but Ospreay fights the fisherman and BITES Yujiro’s hand! Turnabout is fair play! Ospreay throws haymakers, then HEADBUTTS Yujiro down! Fans fire up as Ospreay leaps, BLINDSIDE PIP PIP CHEERIO! Cover, TWO!! Yujiro survives but Ospreay just resets on the apron, SPRINGBOARD 450!! Cover, TWO!!

Fans are fired up as Yujiro survives! But Ospreay prepares his arm and aims from a corner. Yujiro sits up, Ospreay runs in, but Yujiro uses the ref as a shield! Ospreay moves the ref aside, LOW BLOW from Yujiro! Fireman’s carry for MIAMI SHINE! Cover, TWO!! Ospreay survives and fans fire up again! Yujiro argues the count but the ref says it was fair. Yujiro drags Ospreay back up, reels him in, but Ospreay rolls him with tights! TWO, and Yujiro BOOTS Ospreay from the corner. Yujiro runs in, tilt-o-whirl DDT! And now PIMP JUICE!! Cover, TWO!!! Ospreay survives and shocks everyone! But Pieter and the fans rally behind Yujiro!

Yujiro staggers up and around, and he drags Ospreay up again. BIG- NO, Ospreay wrenches out, swats the haymaker and ROLLING ELBOWS! Then HOOK KICKS! Springboard, OSC- NO!! BIG JU- NO!! Ospreay pops Yujiro up for a FOREARM!! Ospreay aims, HIDDEN BLADE from the front!! Cover, Ospreay wins!

Winner: Will Ospreay, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Yujiro earns 0)

The House of Torture didn’t even have time to stack the deck! The Commonwealth Kingpin takes this win, will he take the block and reach the finals? As for Yujiro, can Pieter comfort him after this second loss?

 

G1 Climax, A Block: Toru Yano VS Bad Luck Fale!

The Producer could not pull the wool over Kazuchika Okada’s eyes, but the Rogue General could not conquer the Imperial Unit. They’re both 1-1, and only one can go up! Will Yano have a trick to trip up Fale? Or will Bad Luck Fall right on top of him?

Yano grumbles about having to face Fale. The bell rings and fans rally up for “Y T R!” Yano takes encouragement from that and he fires off forearms! Fale DECKS him with one! Fans still rally and Yano fires off forearms! Fale ROCKS Yano with one and he shouts, “ITAI~! <OW~!>” Yano rakes the eyes! The ref reprimands, Yano runs, but Fale runs him over without even trying! Fale drags Yano back up as fans rally up. Fale throws a hard body shot and Yano staggers to the corner. Fale runs in, Yano dodges then rolls Fale up! TWO!! Yano bails out, shouting “MUDI! MUDI! MUDI! <I can’t! I can’t! I can’t!>”

Yano goes to the entryway and gets a chair? Yano is just gonna sit here and wait on Fale. Fale grabs Yano’s red chair first, and he takes a seat in the ring! Fale dares Yano to come back. Yano dares Fale to come out, but the ring count starts. Fans rally up as Yano keeps trying to egg Fale on. Fale just ignores him because it’s on Yano to get in. The count is past 10 of 20! And then 15! Yano gets desperate, and he scrambles in at 19! Fale swings, Yano dodges, and then Yano drop toeholds Fale onto the red chair! Roll up, TWO!! Yano kicks his chair aside and wants to scoop! Fale CLUBS Yano and scoop SLAMS him!

Fans rally and Fale drags Yano up. Fale throws body shots, whips Yano to ropes, but Yano holds ropes. Yano dodges Fale, SLAPS him, and fans fire up! Fale stares and Yano apologizes, but then drop toeholds Fale onto the ropes. Yano slaps away on Fale’s head! Fale snarls, Yano apologizes again and runs away. Yano is outside the ring again but Fale hurries after him. Yano keeps saying he’s sorry, so Fale tells him to knee. Yano does, and Fale BOOTS him down! Fale stomps Yano around the way as the ring count starts. Fale throws body shots, Yano flounders further along, and the count is 10 of 20. Yano goes under the ring, but Fale grabs his leg!

The count is 15 and Fale drags Yano out from underneath. Yano squirts Fale with baby oil, in the face! Fale flails and sputters, Yano gets in at 17! Fale hurries in at 19, but Yano unties a buckle pad. Yano dodges Fale but Fale stops from hitting buckles. Yano throws the buckle pad at Fale, then runs. But Fale runs him over and SMACKS away with the pad! The ref stops Fale so Fale just drops a BIG elbow! Cover, TWO!! Yano survives and fans fire up. Fale drags Yano up to choke grip, but Yano breaks free! Yano hooks the arms but also grabs the ref! MULE KICK LOW BLOW! But Fale is still too sturdy to be brought into a backslide!

Fale pushes Yano off and Yano hits bare buckles! Fale rolls Yano up, FALE WINS!!

Winner: Bad Luck Fale, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Yano earns 0)

None of Yano’s tricks worked! Is that just some bad luck? As for the Rogue General, will he be unstoppable now in this block of monsters?

 

G1 Climax, C Block: Hirooki Goto VS Aaron Henare!

The Fierce Warrior wants to take advantage of the summer heat and blaze a trail back to the G1 finals! But the Ultimate Weapon wants to conquer the block for the United Empire! Will Henare rampage his way to a 2-1 record? Or will Goto be spotless this deep into the Climax?

The bell rings and fans rally. They circle, feel things out, and Henare tries testing kicks. Goto keeps clear, the two tie up collar ‘n’ elbow, and are in a deadlock. Goto manages to power Henare back to ropes, Red Shoes calls the ropebreak, and Goto pats Henare on the shoulders as he lets off. But Henare kicks low! Henare headlocks and thrashes but Goto endures. Goto powers up and out, they RAM shoulders but neither falls. Fans rally up, Goto runs and RAMS Henare again, then he eggs Henare on. They both run, they RAM, and Goto kicks low! Goto headlocks and grinds Henare now, but Henare pulls hair.

Henare powers up but can’t power out as Goto holds tight. Goto hits a takeover but Henare keeps his shoulders off the mat. Goto traps an arm as he pulls on the headlock but Henare fights up to his feet. Goto throws knees, shifts to a facelock, but Henare switches to a waistlock. Goto wrenches out, wristlocks, but Henare headbutts and wrenches back! Henare double wristlocks but Goto scrambles to the ropes. Red Shoes counts the break but Henare throws body shots and haymakers! Then KICKS and KICKS to the leg! Henare whips Goto to a corner, Goto comes back but Henare runs him over! Fans fire up as Henare stands tall.

Henare drags Goto up and wrenches the arm to then chinbar and put Goto on ropes. Red Shoes counts, Henare whips but Goto turns hip toss into hip toss! Goto keeps moving and he runs Henare over now! Henare bails out and fans fire up. Goto goes out after Henare but Henare throws body shots. Henare whips Goto into railing! But Goto comes back! Henare kicks low, whips again but Goto reverses! Henare hits railing but comes back to CLOBBER Goto! Fans fire up while Henare catches his breath. Henare stomps Goto then digs his boots in! Red Shoes counts, Henare lets off and the ring count starts.

Henare drags Goto up as fans rally up. Henare puts Goto in the ring, which fans applaud, and Henare watches Goto sit up. Henare throws a heavy body shot and Goto goes to a corner. Henare stomps away on Goto, drags him up and whips him corner to corner. Goto reverses, runs in, but into a back elbow! Henare goes up, FLYING CHUCK! Fans fire up and Henare stands. Henare rains down forearms on Goto, then shifts to get a leg for a HEEL HOOK! Goto endures as Henare has that leg wrapped up! Fans rally, Goto moves around and reaches out, but Henare twists the ankle! Goto gets the ROPEBREAK!

Henare lets off but drags Goto away from ropes to tie up the legs. Goto resists but Henare still gets him in the chinlock for the modified Queen Angelito! Fans rally as Goto endures, but Henare gets the arms! Motorcycle, to the CURB STOMP! Fans fire up and Henare has a cocky cover, ROPEBREAK! Goto saves himself but Henare clamps right on with a chinlock! Fans rally again as Goto endures the squeeze. Goto fights up, throws elbows and gets free, but Henare CLUBS Goto on the back! And again, and again! Henare runs, but Goto follows. Henare ducks, Goto deflects the boot to DISCUS LARIAT!

Fans fire up again while both men are down. Both men stand and Goto throws forearms! Goto whips Henare corner to corner, runs in and MURAMASA! Then the BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up for Goto and he drags Henare up. Henare ROCKS Goto, then again, and again! Henare runs, but Goto BOOTS him! Henare KICKS Goto off his feet! Fans fire up more as both men are down again. Henare is in the corner, he stands up and storms over to Goto. Henare stomps Goto, drags him up, ROCKS him with forearms and body shots. Henare whips corner to corner to SHINING WIZARD! Fireman’s carry, RUNNING SAMOAN DROP!

Henare shakes his head, he knows this won’t do it. He drags Goto to a drop zone and fans fire up as Henare climbs. SUPER SENTON! Fans fire up and Henare covers, TWO! Goto survives and the fans rally again but Henare snarls as he aims from another corner. Goto rises, Henare runs in, but Goto knees him away! Goto swings, but Henare catches the arms! Goto keeps the Ultima Full Nelson from locking in, but Henare keeps powering up! Fans rally, Henare has half of it in, but Goto stomps Henare’s foot! Goto arm-drags free, fireman’s carries, USHIGOROSHI! Both men are down again and the fans fire back up!

Goto and Henare slowly rise, and Goto drags Henare back up. Goto dragon sleepers, but Henare ROCKS Goto from below! Henare rushes back in but Goto catches Henare into a facelock, URA G T R! Then a LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Henare is still in this and fans are thunderous! Goto fires up and he wants Henare to stand! Henare slowly sits up, into the BUZZ- NO, Henare blocks it! But Goto fires off forearms and boxing elbows, then an elbow JAB! Goto runs, into a BERZERKER BOMB! Fans are thunderous again as Henare snarls and gets back up. Henare roars, drags Goto up, and throws heavy body shots again!

Henare ROCKS Goto with another forearm, CLUBS him on the back, then whips him corner to corner. Goto reverses, runs in, clothesline! Henare just roars! Goto fires a forearm, Henare gives it back, and fans rally as the shots go back and forth! Henare gets the edge, but Goto PALM STRIKES! And again, and again! Henare just glares at Goto so Goto throws them again and again and again! Henare gives all those shots back! Goto blocks the kick but not the KNEE! Fans are thunderous and Henare roars from a corner! RAMPAGE SPEAR!! Cover, TWO!! Goto survives and fans are rallying hard as ever! Henare snarls and he stands back up.

Henare stalks behind Goto, drags him up and reels him in, ULTIMA FULL NELSON!! Goto endures, powers the grip open but Henare puts it back on! Goto keeps trying, turning so red as he fights, but Henare just seals it on tighter! Then a spin into the fisherman, but Goto slips out! So Henare HEEL KICKS!! Goto wobbles away to ropes, Henare runs in at the corner, but Goto puts Henare right in the corner! Draping SHOUTO!! But Goto can’t make the cover! Fans are thunderous again as Goto flounders in the middle of the ring. Henare stirs in the corner, tries to crawl after Goto, but Goto stands first. Goto staggers, growls, and he powers up again!

Fans rally as Goto BUZZSAWS Henare! But Henare’s right up!? Henare roars, runs in, but into a fireman’s carry! G T W!! Cover, TWO!?!? Henare survives and fans are thunderous again as Goto dragon sleepers for the G T R!! Cover, Goto wins!

Winner: Hirooki Goto, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Henare earns 0)

The Fierce Warrior is 2-0 and looking better than ever! Will we see Goto take C Block? Can the Ultimate Weapon reload and redeem himself in the next round?

 

G1 Climax, B Block: Tomohiro Ishii VS Tama Tonga w/ Jado!

The Stone Pitbull is shockingly 0-2 after running into the Holy Emperor and the Switchblade to start things off. The Good Bad Guy got his one win off Chase Owens, but is looking to prove he isn’t one and done. Will Tama take down Ishii to keep this momentum going? Or will Ishii redeem himself and finally get on the board?

The bell rings and fans rally up already, “I-SHI-I!” “GOOD BAD GUY!” The two stare down, tie up, and are in a deadlock. They let off, go again, and Tama headlocks. Tama grinds the hold but Ishii endures. Ishii throws body shots, powers up and out, and they RAM shoulders. Neither budges and fans rally up again. Ishii dares Tama to go again so Tama runs, and he RAMS Ishii. Ishii ROCKS Tama, runs, but into an arm-drag! Tama arm-drags again, kicks low, then whips. Ishii holds ropes to avoid the dropkick, then he runs Tama over! Fans fire up and rally as Ishii looms over Tama.

Ishii stands Tama up to throw forearms and Tama goes to ropes. Ishii ROCKS Tama, HEADBUTTS him, but Tama shakes that off. Ishii ROCKS Tama, Tama throws body shots, but Ishii ROCKS Tama again. Tama eggs Ishii on and Ishii CHOPS Tama off his feet! Red Shoes reprimands, that was almost a throat chop. Ishii kicks and slaps Tama around but Tama fires forearms. Ishii gets in Tama’s face as Tama keeps throwing shouts, but Ishii backs Tama down. Tama keeps trying but Ishii keeps him cornered. Ishii then DECKS Tama with one shot! Fans fire up and Ishii finally checks his chin and neck.

Ishii eggs Tama on as fans rally again. Tama sits up, Ishii kicks at him, then stands Tama up to HEADBUTT! And another HEADBUTT! Ishii eggs Tama on and Tama throws body shots! Tama jumps but Ishii deflects the dropkick! Ishii drags Tama back up, reels him in, and suplexes, only for Tama to knee free. Tama tries but Ishii’s a bit big for a suplex. Fans rally as the two fight for control, and Tama manages to suplex Ishii up and over! Fans fire up more as both men are down. Tama stands, storms over and fires off forearms and body shots! Tama backs Ishii down, whips him corner to corner then runs in, STINGER SPLASH!

Tama keeps it moving, BIG back suplex! Cover, ONE!! Ishii is clutching his head and neck but he still survives. Fans rally up again and Tama eggs Ishii on. Tama kicks Ishii, scuffs him, and has Ishii in a corner. Tama stands on Ishii, then drags him up. Tama CHOPS, but Ishii just stares at him. Fans rally as Tama CHOPS again, but Ishii still doesn’t flinch. Tama CHOPS, Ishii turns it around to CHOP and forearm over and over! Tama sits but Ishii rains down more forearms! Red Shoes counts and Ishii lets off at 4. Fans rally up more as Ishii drags Tama up. Ishii whips him corner to corner but Tama reverses, only for Ishii to come back and run Tama over!

Ishii drags Tama back up and he reels him in. Tama fights the back suplex off with elbows, but Ishii still powers through for the BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Fans rally again, “I-SHI-I!” “GOOD BAD GUY!” as Ishii stands. Tama follows but Ishii runs, only for Tama to hurdle, drop and DROPKICK! Fans fire up with Tama, but Ishii POUNCES Tama! Both men are down again after that collision and fans rally back up. Tama sits up in a daze but Ishii storms over to him. Ishii brings Tama up and hoists Tama up top. Ishii climbs up after Tama but Tama resists the superplex. Tama throws body shots, Ishii still picks Tama up, STALLING SUPERPLEX!! Cover, TWO!!

Fans are thunderous as Tama survives again! Ishii drags Tama back up, reels him in, but Tama fights the bomb lift. Tama CLUBS the legs and fireman’s carries! But Ishii slips off to dragon sleeper! Inverted suplex, but Tama slips out to dragon sleeper, TONGAN TWIST! Fans fire up again while both men are down. Tama gets to the corner and stands back up. Tama hobbles over to bring Ishii up and throws a forearm. And another! And another! Ishii swings but misses, Tama DROPKICKS! Fans fire up again as Tama paces. Tama kicks at Ishii, puts him in a corner and he throws body shots. Tama whips Ishii corner to corner, then runs in, but Ishii dodges!

Ishii runs back in but Tama manages to Alabama Lift! Ishii fights that to get Tama up, but Tama RANAS through! Fireman’s carry, for S R C!! The rolling Death Valley hits and Tama heads to the corner! Fans are thunderous as Tama climbs up, SUPREME FLOW!! Cover, TWO!! Ishii survives and fans are thunderous but Tama keeps his focus. OFF COMES THE VEST! Tama watches Ishii stir, and he pounds the mat. Fans clap along with the beat, and it speeds up as Ishii slowly rises. Tama aims, GUN- NO, Ishii stops that! But Tama dodges the lariat to shove, follow and RUNNING GUN- SAIDO!! Ishii turns it around at the last second!!

Fans are thunderous again as both men slowly stir. Tama is in the corner, Ishii runs in and he clotheslines! But Tama gets in Ishii’s face! Tama fires off forearms but Ishii ROCKS him back. Tama EuroUppers and Ishii stumbles! Ishii drops to a knee, fans rally up, and Tama whips. Ishii reverses, Tama comes back to LARIAT, but Ishii just DECKS Tama! Ishii roars but he still has to work on his bad shoulder. Ishii calls his shot and he hauls Tama up. POWERBOMB! High stack, TWO!! Tama survives and the fans continue to rally! Ishii gets to a corner, roars and rises, and he runs, but Tama ducks! Only for Ishii to ENZIGURI!

Tama staggers back up, fires up, and he runs in, into a LARIAT!! Cover, TWO!! Tama survives again and fans are thunderous as Ishii roars! Ishii drags Tama up, reels him back in, but Tama fights the suplex to wrench and swing. Ishii catches that, suplexes again, but STUN-DOG- NO, Ishii blocks even a counter cutter! Ishii drags Tama up, shove shim away, but swings into a dragon sleeper! Ishii spins it around, Tama tries to suplex but Ishii fights that off. Tama jumps, SATELLITE DDT!! Cover, TWO!! Ishii survives #Veleno and fans are electric! Tama gets up, watches Ishii stir, runs in, but Ishii SWATS him! But Tama ducks the sliding lariat to SLIDING LARIAT!

Tama fires up again, drags Ishii up, but Ishii HEADBUTTS! Tama HEADBUTTS! Ishii HEADBUTTS! Both men drop to their knees and the fans rally again. Ishii roars, rises, runs, but into a waistlock! Ishii elbows Tama away, runs in, but into another waistlock. Tama CLUBS away on Ishii, Ishii drops to his knees, and Tama paces. The fans still rally, Tama catches his breath but Ishii fires off boxing elbows! Ishii runs, but Tama gets around! Tama steals the BRAINBUSTER!! Cover, TWO!??! Ishii survives but Tama hurries to underhook! But Ishii fights off the driver with a back drop! Tama runs back in, only for Ishii to ROCK him with a forearm!

Tama fires off shots in return, then fireman’s carries, T K O!! Cover, TWO!! Ishii survives Tama’s shortcut around to the cutter, but Tama just takes aim again. Ishii rises, Tama runs in, but Ishii fights the cutter off again. Ishii then fireman’s carries, to T K O!! Ishii gives Tama a taste of his own medicine and fans rally up again. Ishii waits on Tama to rise, then runs in again, LARIAT!! Cover, TWO!?! Ishii doesn’t bother being shocked, he just gets Tama back up! Suplex and- NO, Tama knees free then ENZIGURIS! Tama hurries to underhook Ishii for the- NO, Ishii slips out! Ishii blocks the cutter, suplexes, BRAINBUSTER!!! Cover, Ishii wins!!

Winner: Tomohiro Ishii, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Tama earns 0)

The Stone Pitbull finally gets his win! The Good Bad Guy drops to 1-1, does he still have a chance in the block? And though the tradition is the winner speaks, Ishii is more about letting his actions speak for him. Will we see Ishii show us exactly how he feels about this first win when we see him in the next round?


My Thoughts:

Another day of the G1 Climax, another great event for NJPW! I was only slightly disappointed that they didn’t do more with the story of Pieter joining ELP, she just came right back to Yujiro without a fuss. And there was also no House of Torture interference in the match, so of course Ospreay wins. Yano VS Fale was great stuff, and I’m actually surprised Fale won. Fale is a bit of an outside shot in the block, but I’m pretty sure Okada still takes that spot in the semifinals. Goto VS Henare was great, and Goto getting another win makes him 2-0. Goto’s personal comeback feels like the sleeper hit of this year’s G1, he could really complicate things down the line.

And we got a great main event out of Ishii VS Tama. But naturally, Ishii gets his win because he wasn’t going to start 0-3 and be relegated to a spoiler. Tama isn’t out of it yet, he could also swing an outside shot at the B Block, but we’ll still have to wait and see who really takes that one.

My score: 8.7/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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The Queen is coming for her crown!

Athena & Billie Starkz are the top champions in the ROH Women’s Division, but Queen Aminata’s coming after them! Who will she target first?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Isiah Kassidy VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes; Zay wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Top Flight VS The Dark Order; wins.
  • ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground Match: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Outrunners; win(s) and
  • Abadon VS ???
  • Johnny TV VS ???
  • Taya Valkyrie VS ???
  • Anna Jay VS Allysin Kay; wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Lance Archer & The Righteous VS ???
  • Triple Threat: Blake Christian VS AR Fox VS The Beast Mortos; wins.

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Isiah Kassidy VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes!

Brother Zay and the Commander of the Skies are coming down from the high of competing against Rob Van Dam on April 20th, but they’re both ready to get back up. Will Kassidy earn his shot (shot shot) at a championship? Or will the AAA Cruiserweight Champion be aiming for ROH gold?

The Code of Honor is upheld, but Zay has his fingers crossed! Zay trips Komander at the bell, says he’s too smart, then he steps on Komander’s dropdown to say “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” and “SUCK IT!” Komander keeps cool, he and Zay tie up, and Komander headlocks. Zay pulls on the mask, powers up and out to hurdle, but then Komander steps on him! Komander mocks “SHOTS! SHOTS!” Zay runs up, Komander avoids the boot to then wrench, wrench and mule kick a leg! Kmoander steps over, rolls through, then rolls again, to a HALF CRAB! Zay endures, fights around, ROPEBREAK! Komander lets go and Zay stands back up.

The fans rally, Komander runs in but is put on the apron. Zay runs in but into a slingshot BOOT! Zay comes back but Komander goes up and headscissors Zay into buckles. Komander comes back to springboard, wheelbarrow, but Zay HOTSHOTS Komander and then throws him down! The fans boo but Zay says they don’t teach that at school. Just follow Zay and he’ll get your right. Zay then smothers Komander with his towel! The ref reprimands, Zay lets off and Komander sputters to a corner. Zay bumps Komander off buckles, CHOPS him, then stomps Komander down. Zay says “SHOTS! SHOTS!” as he gives stomp after stomp.

The ref counts, Zay lets off at 4 and dusts his shoes off. Zay goes back to scuff Komander, taunt him, but the fans rally up for Komander. Zay scuffs Komander more, eggs him on, but Komander fights up to fire hands! Zay ducks a roundhouse but not the HEEL KICK! Zay leans on ropes, Komander runs in but Zay puts him on the apron. Komander gets up but Zay triangle jump STUNNERS! Komander flops to the floor, Zay scowls and goes out after him. The fans rally, Zay backs Abrahantes off, and the fans boo. Zay goes back for Komander, SMACKS him off barriers, then grabs the chair.

The fans boo, Zay says watch this, it’s about to be an 8K. Zay runs and uses the chair to LAUNCH, into barriers! Komander avoids disaster, puts Zay in the ring, and he hurries to a corner. The fans fire up as Komander springboards, but Zay moves! Komander rolls through, ducks ‘n’ dodges then RANAS! The fans fire up while Zay bails out. Komander builds speed and WRECKS Zay with a dropkick! Then ASAI MOONSAULT and down goes Zay! The fans fire up, Komander drags Zay up and in, then he springboards again, for a SWANTON BOMB! Cover, TWO! Zay stays in this as fans chant “DOS! DOS! DOS!”

Zay goes to the apron, Komander storms up and stands him up. Zay shoves Komander away, goes up the corner, but Komander runs up! Zay anticipates and GAMANGIRIS! Zay goes up to SUPSER SUSNET FLIP, but Komander flips through!! The fans fire up and Zay is shocked! Zay still BOOTS Komander, fires forearms, but Komander bobs ‘n’ weaves to SLAP, UPPERCUT and power up! Zay turns Komander around but gets a SHOTEI! Komander then jumps up top POISON-RANA! The fans fire up again and Komander runs, but into a SPANISH FLY! Cover, TWO! Or as the fans remind us, “DOS! DOS! DOS!”

Zay says Komander’s done wasting his time. Zay whips, Komander reverses but Zay reverses back to scoop, only for Komander to tilt-o-whirl sunset flip! TWO, but Komander tries a side roll sunset, TWO! Zay escapes, Komander dodges his haymaker and waistlocks. Zay switches, Komander switches back, but Zay grabs the ref! LOW BLOW MULE KICK!! The fans boo as Zay gets away with that one! Abrahantes protests but the ref can’t call what he didn’t see! Zay blows a kiss, before the INVERTED TWIST OF FATE! Cover, Zay wins!

Winner: Isiah Kassidy, by pinfall

Brother Zay didn’t break rules but he did find a loophole to DELETE Komander’s momentum. Will Zay soon have a WONDERFUL ascension to the top of ROH?

 

ROH hears from Bullet Club Gold.

It was backstage at AEW Dynasty this past Sunday that the Bang Bang Gang unified the AEW and ROH World Trios Championships! Jay White says, “Today, our destiny, fulfilling our destiny by building our Dynasty! Y’see, I’m full! I’m full of that feeling when I get to say, I told you so! When I came to AEW, joined forces with The Gunns, I said the Gunns were money! Brought them in along with Juice Robinson, to Bullet Club GOLD. I said I would bring you gold, and boys, we’re running out of space. Because we’ve got gold a plenty, haven’t we, boys? Cuz I’m the mother effin’ Catalyst of Professional Wrestling! I told you so!”

Austin says their backpacks are heavier on the ride home, but that extra weight just reminds him that the Bang Bang Gang runs this Trios ish! Colten says they like to have fun before and after, but during? They don’t take no ish! There’s this saying around here, “Restore the Feeling.” That’s something for the young guys to get on TV, but guess who are never mentioned? The Gunns! Is it because they’ve been in too many main events? Is it because they’ve been tag team world champions? And now they’re AEW & ROH Trios Champions! The Gunns are the best damn team in the world! White is the best singles man in the world!

And tonight, they are the BEST trio in the world!! And if you’re not down with that, they’ve got two words for ya: GUNS UP!! The Bang Bang Gang is firing on all cylinders, but will they be able to shoot down those who take aim at them?

 

Six Man Tag: Top Flight VS The Dark Order!

Speaking of the trios championships, Action Andretti, and the brothers Martin get their shot at the Bang Bang Gang this Saturday! Will Top Flight pick up speed going into that Collision? Or will Evil Uno, John Silver & Alex Reynolds prove they are worthy contenders?

 


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