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Mitchell’s NJPW WTL X Super Jr. Tag Results & Report! (12/11/22)

Who are our World Tag League finalists?

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NJPW WTL X Super Jr.

Who will be headed to Sendai for the finals?

NJPW’s World Tag League reaches the ninth and final round! Only two teams can compete for the trophies, who survive the block?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Bad Luck Fale VS Kosei Fujita; Fale wins.
  • Aussie Open VS Ryohei Oiwa & Oskar Leube; Aussie Open wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Suzuki-Gun VS Bullet Club; Suzuki-Gun wins.
  • 8 Man Tag: Tomoaki Honma, Master Wato, Ryusuke Taguchi & Clark Connors VS Los Ingobernables de Japon; LIJ wins.
  • World Tag League 2022: Alex Coughlin & Gabriel Kidd VS Minoru Suzuki & Lance Archer; Suzuki & Archer win.
  • World Tag League 2022: Toru Yano & Hiroshi Tanahashi VS Great-O-Khan & Aaron Henare; Khan & Henare win.
  • World Tag League 2022: Tetsuya Naito & SANADA VS EVIL & Yujiro Takahashi; Evil & Yujiro win.
  • World Tag League 2022: Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI VS Shane Thorne & Mikey Nicholls; Goto & Hashi win.

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Here are the current World Tag League standings!

Aussie Open: 7-2, 14 points
The Mighty: 6-2, 12 points
Naito & Sanada: 6-2, 12 points
Goto & Hashi: 6-2, 12 points
Yano & Tanahashi: 4-4, 8 points [ELIMINATED]
Khan & Henare: 4-4, 8 points [ELIMINATED]
Suzuki & Archer: 3-5, 6 points [ELIMINATED]
Evil & Yujiro: 2-6, 4 points [ELIMINATED]
Coughlin & Kidd: 1-7, 2 points [ELIMINATED]

Chase & Fale: [FORFEIT]

 

World Tag League 2022: Tetsuya Naito & SANADA VS EVIL & Yujiro Takahashi!

The Uncontrollable Charisma vows this WrestleKingdom will be his last. That is, if he makes it! Will he and the Cold Skull win their way into the finals? Or will their old enemy, the King of Darkness, ruin this for them, too?

Dick Togo accompanies the House of Torture, so Sho must be lurking in the shadows again. Then LIJ makes their entrance, with fans loudly cheering for “NA-I-TO! NA-I-TO!” Naito might even be a bit emotional as he gets near the ring. Naito still takes his time with his entrance attire, but the House of Torture is patient. Until they decide to attack! Yujiro kicks Naito while he’s working on the tearaway pants, and Evil kicks and CLUBS Sanada! The bell rings, fans boo, but Yujiro throws Naito out while Evil puts Sanada in a corner. Evil CLUBS Sanada again while Yujiro stomps Naito. Evil wrenches, wrenches, and wrenches Sanada’s arm.

Evil whips Sanada to the corner, runs in but Sanada dodges. Sanada comes back, blocks a boot, and trips Evil! Sanada puts Evil in Paradise! Fans fire up but Yujiro runs in. Sanada kicks and CLUBS Yujiro, Naito joins in and LIJ double whip to double elbow, and then split the wishbone into DOUBLE BASEMENT DROPKICKS! Fans rally up and Sanada encourages them to get louder. Fans oblige, Sanada lines up the shot and he dropkicks Evil out of Paradise! Sanada then drags Evil up to wrench his arm back. Sanada CLUBS the arm, tags Naito in, and fans fire up as Naito CLUBS Evil’s arm.

Naito clamps onto the arm, grinds the shoulder and brings Evil down to the mat. Evil reaches for ropes but Naito wrenches the arm to bring him away. Naito YANKS the arm, YANKS it again, then wrenches to a wristlock. Tag to Sanada, and Sanada CLUBS the bad arm. Fans cheer as Sanada wrenches the arm again, but Evil rakes the eyes! The ref reprimands, Evil stops at 4, to whip Sanada into bare buckles! The Bullet Club Special comes into play outta nowhere! Fans boo, Naito runs in, but Evil sends him into the bare buckles! Evil mockingly applauds while Yujiro drags Sanada out. Evil goes out after Sanada, to RAM him into the timekeeper!

Abe-san goes down in a heap and Sanada writhes. The ref and the Young Lions hurry to help, but miss Yujiro clawing Naito’s eyes! Evil slides into the ring while Sanada sits up. The timekeeper’s table is back up and Evil waits. Sanada stands and fans rally as he makes his way to the apron. But Evil BLASTS him off and Sanada falls onto railing, right into the timekeeper! Abe-san suffers twice! Fans boo and Aussie Open, who are ringside, are a bit annoyed this is happening so close to where they are. Kyle Fletcher helps Abe-san up while a ring count starts. Yujiro drags Sanada up and puts him in at 8 of 20, Evil covers, TWO!

Evil tags Yujiro and Yujiro stomps Sanada. Yujiro drags Sanada up, knees low, then CLUBS him on the back. Sanada drops to his knees but Yujiro brings him up to snapmare. BASEMENT BOOT! Cover, TWO! Yujiro drags Sanada up, brings him over and bumps him off the bare buckle! Evil tags in, he gives toying kicks to Sanada, and fans rally up. Sanada ROCKS Evil with a forearm! And another! And another! Evil scoops to SLAM Sanada, and covers, TWO! Evil covers again, TWO! Evil’s upset with the ref’s count, it should be faster, but Sanada rolls Evil! TWO!! Evil now says that was too fast a count!

Evil rushes Sanada but Sanada gets around, for a BIG back suplex! Fans fire up and Sanada crawls, hot tag to Naito! Naito dodges Evil, BLASTS Yujiro, then blocks Evil’s kick to ROCK, kick and CLUB! Naito whips, ELBOWS Evil down, then basement dropkicks! Yujiro runs in, into a hip toss and basement dropkick! Evil returns but Naito kicks and whips him. Naito runs in to JUMP KICK, leg sweep and SWINGING DROPKICK! Fans fire up for Combinacion Cabron and Naito’s signature pose. Naito then covers, TWO! Fans rally while Naito brings Evil up. But Evil rakes Naito’s eyes! The ref reprimands, Evil stops to whip Naito.

Naito reverses, kicks, and throws those heavy ELBOWS! Naito dragon sleepers for the NECKBREAKER, into the LEG HOOK FULL NELSON! Evil endures, fans rally, and Naito dares someone to get in. Evil crawls around and reaches out, ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Naito pretends to need help, and the ref undoes the hold. Dick protests but Naito dares him to do something about it. Naito drags Evil up, hammerlocks and half nelsons, but Evil fights free! Naito CLUBS Evil, whips him to ropes, but Evil reverses. Yujiro cheap shots Naito, then holds him in place! Fans boo, Evil runs in but Naito dodges! Evil stops from hitting Yujiro!

Naito runs back in but Evil and Yujiro both get out of the way. Evil blocks the ref from seeing Dick trip Naito! There’s him doing something about it! Fans boo but Evil steps on Naito to tag Yujiro. They both stomp away on Naito, the ref reprimands, and Evil lets off. Yujiro digs his boot into Naito’s head while fans rally up. They cheer on “NA-I-TO! NA-I-TO!” as he stands up. But Yujiro blocks Naito’s kick and rakes the eyes! Yujiro throws Naito down, runs, but Naito avoids the sliding boot to kick Yujiro back. Naito then turns Yujiro for a NECKBREAKER! Fans rally up while both men are down! Yujiro and Naito crawl, Naito hot tags Sanada!

Sanada runs in to kick and forearm Yujiro. Sanada whips but Yujiro reverses, only for Sanada to dropkick the legs out! Sanada then dropkicks Yujiro down! Fans rally as Sanada fireman’s carries Yujiro, but Yujiro BITES Sanada’s hand! Fans boo and the ref reprimands but Yujiro FISHERMAN- NO, Sanada BITES back! The ref reprimands, Yujiro BITES Sanada’s hand again! The ref reprimands them both, they both stop at 4. Sanada runs in but into a FLAPJACK HOTSHOT! Evil runs in to BLAST Naito off the apron! Evil and Yujiro drag Sanada up, double whip, but Sanada ducks the double lariats!

Sanada shoves Evil into Yujiro, then he dropkicks Evil down! Fans fire up as Sanada catches Yujiro to a full nelson, then spins him to suplex and MAGIC SCREW! Fans rally as Sanada storms up on Yujiro. Sanada drags Yujiro into a drop zone, goes to the corner and climbs. ROUNDING BODY- NO, Sanada has to bail out as Yujiro moves! Sanada comes back, he fireman’s carries Yujiro, and throws Yujiro into SKULL END! Naito BLASTS Evil and goes out after Dick! Dick begs for mercy while Yujiro endures! Fans rally, but the lights go down! Someone attacks Sanada in the ring! And fans boo, because we all know who!

The lights come up, but wait, Sho isn’t there? Fans still sense his presence and tell him to go away. Sho reveals he was one of the ringside staff! The House of Torture all stomp away on Sanada! Then Sho bails out with Dick and Evil so that Yujiro can LARIAT Sanada down! Yujiro reels Sanada in, PIMP JUICE!! Cover, TWO!!! Sanada survives the stacked deck and the House of Torture can’t believe it! Fans are thunderous for “SA-NA-DA!” as Yujiro drags him back up. Yujiro brings Sanada in, BIG- NO, Sanada denies the Juice! Naito runs in to CLOBBER Yujiro! Evil runs in, Naito gets around and hits a TORNADO DDT!

Fans fire up again as Naito BLASTS Sho and BLASTS Dick! Yujiro runs in, but is sent into the bare buckles! Sanada runs in to back elbow! Then he snapmares Yujiro for a DOUBLE BASEMENT DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Yujiro is still in this but Sanada fireman’s carries. But Yujiro slips off! Sanada switches, feed to the atomic drop! ENZIGURI and ROLLING ELBOW! Sanada runs to ROLLING ELBOW again! Fans fire up as Sanada fireman’s carries, to the T K O!! Cover, but Evil breaks it! Naito kicks Evil and throws him out! Sanada dragon sleepers Yujiro back to SKULL END!! Fans fire up as Yujiro endures! But Dick distracts!

The ref stops Dick but he misses the tap-out! Fans boo but Sanada lets Yujiro go to shout about Dick. Sanada storms over, Dick backs away, but Yujiro gets his pimp cane! But Sanada blocks the attack! Sanada kicks Yujiro and takes the cane, but the ref notices that! The ref and Sanada argue, Sanada lets the ref have the cane but Yujiro creeps up! LOW- NO! Sanada blocks the underhanded uppercut! Sanada wrenches Yujiro but Yujiro grabs the ref so Sho can LOW BLOW! Fans boo but the Murder Machine scurries away as Naito returns. But Naito then turns around and Evil reels him in! EVERYTHING IS EVIL!!

Evil shoves Naito out of the ring and Yujiro drags Sanada up! BIG JUICE!!! Cover, The House of Torture wins!!!

Winners: Evil & Yujiro Takahashi, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Naito & Sanada earn 0)

The worst case scenario has happened! Naito & Sanada are OUT of the running, they are NOT going to the finals! And to make it worse, the House of Torture throw out the Young Lions so they can stomp away on Naito & Sanada! Fans boo, the Young Lions rush in but get thrown back out! The House of Torture puts one out on LIJ, have they just guaranteed Naito misses out on WrestleKingdom 17?

 

World Tag League 2022: Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI VS Shane Thorne & Mikey Nicholls!

With Aussie Open going in by default and watching ringside, this match will determine who they face in the finals! Will Bishamon turn out the lights on an All Aussie Aussie Aussie finals? Or will they learn that The Mighty Don’t Kneel?

The teams sort out and Hysterical Haste starts against Head Hunter Hashi. The fans rally with the bell as Shane and Hashi circle. They tie up, go around, and Shane slips around to a waistlock. Hashi wrenches out, wristlocks, but Shane slips through and around to headlock for the takeover. Fans applaud, Hashi keeps his shoulders up, then rolls  Shane to a cover, TWO! Shane holds onto the headlock but Hashi slips out to hammerlock in return. Shane endures and moves around. He stands up, but Hashi keeps him from ropes. Hashi also keeps Shane from Mikey, so Shane rolls, kips up, snapmares and dropkicks Hashi!

Fans cheer as Hashi gets to a corner. Shane and Hashi reset, but Mikey wants in. Shane tags Mikey so Hashi tags Goto. Fans rally up as the Fierce Warrior circles with the Mean Machine. They tie up, are in a deadlock, but Goto finds a point of leverage. Goto puts Mikey on ropes, Mikey turns it around but Goto turns it back on Mikey. Mikey calls for the clean break and Red Shoes counts. Goto lets off with a pat on the shoulder, but Mikey kicks low! Mikey headlocks and grins Goto down. Goto fights up, powers out, but Mikey RAMS shoulders with him. Neither falls, so Mikey eggs Goto on. Goto runs and they RAM shoulders again!

Goto dares Mikey to go so Mikey runs, they RAM shoulders again! Mikey dares Goto to go, so Goto runs, but Mikey follows! Mikey elbows Goto at the ropes, runs but Hashi tags in. Bishamon runs Mikey over! And then they HIP TOSS SENTON! Shane runs in but he gets double kicks, and Bishamon bangs the war drum on his back! They CLUB Shane down onto Mikey! Fans rally and cheer while Shane bails out. Hashi brings Mikey up, CLUBS him on the neck, then has him at the ropes for forearms. Hashi whips, Mikey reverses and Shane trips Hashi up! Hashi kicks at Shane, Mikey storms up but Hashi elbows him away!

Shane hops up but Hashi ROCKS him! Hashi turns around, into a SPINEBUSTER! Mikey BLASTS Goto, then drags Hashi back up! Mikey throws Hashi out, tags Shane, and Shane drags Hashi up to smack him off the apron. Shane then brings Hashi around, to whip into railing! Right in front of Aussie Open, even! The Mighty and Aussie Open talk trash at each other, then Shane drags Hashi back up. Shane puts Hashi in, drags Hashi up and snapmares, to then go after the arm. Shane twists the wrist, and he KICKS Hashi in the back! Fans applaud the sheer noise of that kick, then Shane covers, TWO!

Shane drags Hashi up, tags in Mikey, but Hashi fights off The Mighty with big forearms! Shane UPPERCUTS, Mikey lifts, BACK SUPLEX NECKBREAKER COMBO! Cover, but Goto breaks it! Mikey CLUBS Goto and throws him out! Mikey then drags Hashi around for a knee drop to the head! And then another! Mikey mocks Hashi, sits him up and clamps on a neck wrench. Hashi endures, fans rally, and Hashi reaches out. Red Shoes keeps checking and Mikey promises, he’s not clawing Hashi’s eyes. But then Mikey BITES Hashi’s forehead! And he pulls on the ear! Red Shoes reprimands, Mikey lets off, and fans rally up.

Mikey drags Hashi over, Shane tags in and The Mighty mug Hashi. Shane KICKS Hashi around, then ROUNDHOUSES Hashi down! Fans rally, Goto coaches Hashi up, but Shane drags Hashi away. Hashi throws body shots, CHOPS, but Shane CHOPS Hashi down! Shane hauls Hashi up to the top rope, ROCKS him with forearms, then he climbs up again. Fans rally as Hashi fights off the underhooks! Hashi throws body shots, then he ROCKS Shane! Shane staggers away, Mikey tags in! Mikey ROCKS Hashi, then gives Shane a boost! But Hashi resists the superplex even then! Hashi shoves Shane into the POWERBOMB!

Mikey is stunned, he turns around into a BLOCKBUSTER! Fans fire up as Hashi and The Mighty are down! Goto calls to Hashi and Hashi crawls over, hot tag to Goto! Goto sees The Mighty are in opposite corners, so he runs in to clothesline Mikey! Then Goto goes corner to corner to clothesline Shane! Mikey rushes in, Goto watches him to a waistlock, but Mikey fights the lift. Mikey runs, but Goto follows! Goto LARIATS Mikey down! Fans fire up with the Fierce Warrior as he drags Mikey up. Goto fires off forearms and whips Mikey to a corner. Goto runs in to MURAMASA! And BULLDOG! Cover, TWO!

Fans rally as Goto drags Mikey up and fireman’s carries. Mikey fights free and waistlocks but Goto standing switches. Mikey throws elbows but Goto ducks, only for Mikey to DDT! Fans fire up while both men are down! Mikey and Goto stir and the fans rally up. Goto and Mikey crawl for their corners, hot tags to Shane and Hashi! They RAM shoulders, then RAM again! Shane kicks low, whips, but Hashi dropkicks the legs out! Fans fire up with Hashi and he runs in to CHOP at the corner! Hashi whips to CHOP, mule kick, and NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Shane grits his teeth while fans rally behind Hashi.

Hashi drags Shane back up, fisherman’s a leg, but Shane fights that off. Hashi wrenches to ROCK Shane, and CHOP him! Shane UPPERCUTS and BOOTS back! Shane reels Hashi in, to FALCON ARROW! Cover, TWO!! Hashi survives and fans rally up again. Shane tags Mikey, Mikey whips Shane in at Hashi, and Shane clotheslines Hashi in the corner! Mikey runs in to clothesline! Feed to Shane’s clothesline, then Shane BLASTS Goto! Mikey SLIDING LARIATS Hashi! Cover, TWO!! Hashi survives again but The Mighty fire up! Fans rally, the Mighty drags Hashi up, and they trophy lift Hashi!

Hashi fights free of Thunder Valley, and he shoves Mikey at Shane! The Mighty keep from colliding, but Shane runs into the HIDDEN GAP! Mikey storms up, into a SPIN BACK KICK! Fans rally, Hashi crawls, hot tag to Goto! The Fierce Warrior rallies on Mikey with forearms and elbows! And a HIP TOSS! Goto drags Mikey up but Mikey throws a forearm! Goto gives it back, Mikey gives another! Fans rally as the forearms go back and forth, faster and faster! Mikey gets the edge, he ROCKS Goto then runs, but Goto follows! Mikey avoids the lariat, Goto deflects the boot but Mikey blocks the discus! Mikey eggs Goto on, Goto runs, into a DEATH VALLEY!

Mikey drags Goto up, Shane is in, TANK BUSTER!! Shane blocks Hashi while Mikey makes the cover, TWO?!? Goto survives but Shane throws Hashi out! Fans fire up as The Mighty drag Hashi back up. Shane hops up and Mikey drags Goto up for another scoop. But Goto slips off as Shane leaps, Mikey takes the FLYING DDT!! Shane panics, he hurries after Goto but Goto HEADBUTTS Shane! Hashi returns to LARIAT! Fans are thunderous as Shane flops out of the ring! Hashi calls the shot, he and Goto drag Mikey up! Feed to Goto’s fireman’s carry, but Mikey slips off! Only to run into the HIDDEN GAP!

Goto fireman’s carries Mikey again, for FIERCE FLASH into the dragon sleeper! But Mikey BOOTS Hashi away! Mikey breaks free of Goto’s grip, but into a SUPERKICK! Bishamon sets Mikey back up, for SHOUTO!! Cover, BISHAMON WINS!!

Winners: Hirooki Goto & Yoshi-Hashi, by pinfall (gain 2 points; The Mighty earn 0)

And there you have it! The Mighty Don’t Kneel, but they do fall short of the finals! Will TMDK just have to try harder in the New Year to reach the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Championships?

As for Bishamon, they invite their fellow finalists into the ring. Aussie Open accepts the invitation, and fans applaud as the top two teams stare down. Kyle Fletcher picks up the mic as fans clap for “BI-SHA-MON! BI-SHA-MON!” Kyle tells Goto & Hashi, “Congratulations.” Fans applaud the sportsmanship, and Kyle says, “This final in Sendai on Wednesday, we are coming in with the utmost respect for both of you. You guys won World Tag League last year, you guys have been at the top of the tag team division for the past few years. But there is one reason for that. That’s because Aussie Open have not been here.

“We’ve been thinking about this day for the past THREE YEARS! In those three years, we have gone through an injury, we have gone through a pandemic, but that has all been a blessing in disguise because we stand here today without a doubt that we are THE best tag team in the world!” Fans applaud the confidence. Kyle continues with, “And there is not a doubt in my mind that on Wednesday, we are the ones walking away with those trophies. There will be no repeat for Bishamon. We will win the World Tag League 2022. We will go on to the Tokyo Dome and beat FTR for the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Championships! Because we are Aussie Open. And we run the world!”

Fans applaud as Kyle drops the mic and Aussie Open throws up the crowns. Aussie Open also applaud as they exit, and Hashi picks up the mic. Hashi says, “I don’t know what those guys said exactly, but I think I got half of it. What I want to say is next in Sendai, we’ll be defending NJPW pride. It will be Bishamon in this ring with our hands raised.” Fans like the sound of that! Hashi continues to say, “In Sendai, we’ll close it out in typical Chaos style!” Fans also like the sound of that. “It’s getting near his bedtime, so I’ll let Goto finish.” Fans rally up Hashi hands the mic over.

Goto says, “We got this far, so we have to win!” Fans like the sound of that, too! “Who do you think it’ll be? Aussie Open or Bishamon?” Fans sound torn but there are plenty of Bishamon fans carrying the chant. Goto says, “You guys are right! We’ll win this World Tag League and be to-back-to… Sorry, I got excited. Back-to-back winners! Then until next time, in Sendai, let’s turn out the lights! SHOUTO!” The Fierce Warrior & Head Hunter managed to #GetBackUp to the WTL finals, but will they be hoisting the trophies high in Sendai?

 

Here are the FINAL World Tag League standings!

Aussie Open: 7-2, 14 points [FINALIST]
Goto & Hashi: 7-2, 14 points [FINALIST]
The Mighty: 6-3, 12 points [ELIMINATED]
Naito & Sanada: 6-3, 12 points [ELIMINATED]
Khan & Henare: 5-4, 10 points [ELIMINATED]
Suzuki & Archer: 4-5, 8 points [ELIMINATED]
Yano & Tanahashi: 4-5, 8 points [ELIMINATED]
Evil & Yujiro: 3-6, 6 points [ELIMINATED]
Coughlin & Kidd: 1-8, 2 points [ELIMINATED]

Chase & Fale: [FORFEIT]


My Thoughts:

A great final round for World Tag League, even though I did skip the matches that don’t affect anything. But I had a feeling Suzuki & Archer were winning against Coughlin & Kidd, and I suppose the United Empire did deserve to finish strong with a win over Yano & Tanahashi.

I did not expect LIJ to lose, but of course it was because the House of Torture brought out cheating to do it. Naito loses out on this opportunity to go to WrestleKingdom, and I am somewhat dreading that because Shingo Takagi defends the KOPW on 12/19 at the TAKATaichi event, the KOPW is the only way for Naito to get to WK17. That seems like a real shame if Naito is honest about retiring after that event. But I suppose if Naito is retiring, and since the KOPW is vacated every New Year anyway, maybe that’s the perfect way out?

But LIJ losing made the main event into a clear “win and you’re in” scenario. Bishamon VS The Mighty was a great match, and it makes sense Bishamon wins to move on. Them having back-to-back appearances is good stuff, but who knows if they win. FTR VS Aussie Open at Royal Quest II was Match of the Year worthy, them doing it all again at WK17 would be one hell of a way to start 2023. But Bishamon VS FTR could be great stuff, too, I’m just not sure Goto & Hashi would beat FTR. At the same time, someone has to get the IWGP Heavyweight Tag titles off FTR at some point, it’d be big for either Bishamon or Aussie Open to be the ones.

My Score: 8.7/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (4/25/24)

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The Queen is coming for her crown!

Athena & Billie Starkz are the top champions in the ROH Women’s Division, but Queen Aminata’s coming after them! Who will she target first?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Isiah Kassidy VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes; Zay wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Top Flight VS The Dark Order; Top Flight wins.
  • Anna Jay VS Allysin Kay; Anna wins.
  • Johnny TV w/ Taya Valkyrie VS Will Austin; Johnny wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The Mogul Embassy VS MANDERS & BEEFTANK; The Embassy wins.
  • Yuka Sakazaki VS Leila Grey; Yuka wins.
  • ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground Match: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Outrunners; The Kingdom wins and denies The Outrunners a title match.
  • Taya Valkyrie w/ Johnny TV VS Laynie Luck; Taya wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Lance Archer & The Righteous VS Jon Cruz, GPA & Ren Jones; Archer & The Righteous win.
  • Abadon VS Nova; Abadon wins.
  • Triple Threat: Blake Christian VS AR Fox VS The Beast Mortos; wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Isiah Kassidy VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes!

Brother Zay and the Commander of the Skies are coming down from the high of competing against Rob Van Dam on April 20th, but they’re both ready to get back up. Will Kassidy earn his shot (shot shot) at a championship? Or will the AAA Cruiserweight Champion be aiming for ROH gold?

The Code of Honor is upheld, but Zay has his fingers crossed! Zay trips Komander at the bell, says he’s too smart, then he steps on Komander’s dropdown to say “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” and “SUCK IT!” Komander keeps cool, he and Zay tie up, and Komander headlocks. Zay pulls on the mask, powers up and out to hurdle, but then Komander steps on him! Komander mocks “SHOTS! SHOTS!” Zay runs up, Komander avoids the boot to then wrench, wrench and mule kick a leg! Kmoander steps over, rolls through, then rolls again, to a HALF CRAB! Zay endures, fights around, ROPEBREAK! Komander lets go and Zay stands back up.

The fans rally, Komander runs in but is put on the apron. Zay runs in but into a slingshot BOOT! Zay comes back but Komander goes up and headscissors Zay into buckles. Komander comes back to springboard, wheelbarrow, but Zay HOTSHOTS Komander and then throws him down! The fans boo but Zay says they don’t teach that at school. Just follow Zay and he’ll get your right. Zay then smothers Komander with his towel! The ref reprimands, Zay lets off and Komander sputters to a corner. Zay bumps Komander off buckles, CHOPS him, then stomps Komander down. Zay says “SHOTS! SHOTS!” as he gives stomp after stomp.

The ref counts, Zay lets off at 4 and dusts his shoes off. Zay goes back to scuff Komander, taunt him, but the fans rally up for Komander. Zay scuffs Komander more, eggs him on, but Komander fights up to fire hands! Zay ducks a roundhouse but not the HEEL KICK! Zay leans on ropes, Komander runs in but Zay puts him on the apron. Komander gets up but Zay triangle jump STUNNERS! Komander flops to the floor, Zay scowls and goes out after him. The fans rally, Zay backs Abrahantes off, and the fans boo. Zay goes back for Komander, SMACKS him off barriers, then grabs the chair.

The fans boo, Zay says watch this, it’s about to be an 8K. Zay runs and uses the chair to LAUNCH, into barriers! Komander avoids disaster, puts Zay in the ring, and he hurries to a corner. The fans fire up as Komander springboards, but Zay moves! Komander rolls through, ducks ‘n’ dodges then RANAS! The fans fire up while Zay bails out. Komander builds speed and WRECKS Zay with a dropkick! Then ASAI MOONSAULT and down goes Zay! The fans fire up, Komander drags Zay up and in, then he springboards again, for a SWANTON BOMB! Cover, TWO! Zay stays in this as fans chant “DOS! DOS! DOS!”

Zay goes to the apron, Komander storms up and stands him up. Zay shoves Komander away, goes up the corner, but Komander runs up! Zay anticipates and GAMANGIRIS! Zay goes up to SUPSER SUSNET FLIP, but Komander flips through!! The fans fire up and Zay is shocked! Zay still BOOTS Komander, fires forearms, but Komander bobs ‘n’ weaves to SLAP, UPPERCUT and power up! Zay turns Komander around but gets a SHOTEI! Komander then jumps up top POISON-RANA! The fans fire up again and Komander runs, but into a SPANISH FLY! Cover, TWO! Or as the fans remind us, “DOS! DOS! DOS!”

Zay says Komander’s done wasting his time. Zay whips, Komander reverses but Zay reverses back to scoop, only for Komander to tilt-o-whirl sunset flip! TWO, but Komander tries a side roll sunset, TWO! Zay escapes, Komander dodges his haymaker and waistlocks. Zay switches, Komander switches back, but Zay grabs the ref! LOW BLOW MULE KICK!! The fans boo as Zay gets away with that one! Abrahantes protests but the ref can’t call what he didn’t see! Zay blows a kiss, before the INVERTED TWIST OF FATE! Cover, Zay wins!

Winner: Isiah Kassidy, by pinfall

Brother Zay didn’t break rules but he did find a loophole to DELETE Komander’s momentum. Will Zay soon have a WONDERFUL ascension to the top of ROH?

 

ROH hears from Bullet Club Gold.

It was backstage at AEW Dynasty this past Sunday that the Bang Bang Gang unified the AEW and ROH World Trios Championships! Jay White says, “Today, our destiny, fulfilling our destiny by building our Dynasty! Y’see, I’m full! I’m full of that feeling when I get to say, I told you so! When I came to AEW, joined forces with The Gunns, I said the Gunns were money! Brought them in along with Juice Robinson, to Bullet Club GOLD. I said I would bring you gold, and boys, we’re running out of space. Because we’ve got gold a plenty, haven’t we, boys? Cuz I’m the mother effin’ Catalyst of Professional Wrestling! I told you so!”

Austin says their backpacks are heavier on the ride home, but that extra weight just reminds him that the Bang Bang Gang runs this Trios ish! Colten says they like to have fun before and after, but during? They don’t take no ish! There’s this saying around here, “Restore the Feeling.” That’s something for the young guys to get on TV, but guess who are never mentioned? The Gunns! Is it because they’ve been in too many main events? Is it because they’ve been tag team world champions? And now they’re AEW & ROH Trios Champions! The Gunns are the best damn team in the world! White is the best singles man in the world!

And tonight, they are the BEST trio in the world!! And if you’re not down with that, they’ve got two words for ya: GUNS UP!! The Bang Bang Gang is firing on all cylinders, but will they be able to shoot down those who take aim at them?

 

Six Man Tag: Top Flight VS The Dark Order!

Speaking of the trios championships, Action Andretti, and the brothers Martin get their shot at the Bang Bang Gang this Saturday! Will Top Flight pick up speed going into that Collision? Or will Evil Uno, John Silver & Alex Reynolds prove they are worthy contenders?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the trios sort out, and Darius Martin starts against Johnny Hungy. The bell rings, the fans rally and the two circle. The fans rally for “JOHNNY HUNGY!” as the two tie up. Darius wrenches, wristlocks, but Silver spins and fireman’s carries for the takeover. Silver has the cording hold but Darius fights up. Silver wrenches but Darius spins, slips around, waistlocks, spins Silver and cravats for the neck wrench. Silver endures, powers up and out, but Darius rolls over the dropdown. Darius sweeps a leg to cover, ONE! Darius turns Silver’s sweep into a cradle, TWO!

Silver gets up but Darius arm-drags him back down. The fans cheer, Darius wrenches Silver and tags Action. Action runs to LEAP FROG ATTACK the arm! Action wrenches Silver, tags Dante, and Dante goes up to AX HANDLE the arm! Dante clamps onto the arm, digs a knuckle into Silver’s ribs, or was it a tickle attack? Tag to Darius and Dante snapmares Silver. Darius runs to basement dropkick! Cover, ONE!! Silver stays in this but Darius stays on him. Tag to Dante, Top Flight reel Silver in but the rest of Dark Order save him from the double suplex! So Action jumps in and Top Flight TRIPLE SUPERKICKS!

The fans fire up while Uno and Reynolds spill back out. Action and Darius aim, DOUBLE PLANCHA but Uno and Reynolds DECK them outta the air! Dante brings Silver up but Silver fights the half nelson to then whip Dante into the ropes! Silver then runs up, Uno & Reynolds join in, TRIPLE DROPKICK! Silver then waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX Dante into a bridging cover, TWO! Silver tags Reynolds and he short arm LARIATS Dante! Cover, TWO! Reynolds brings Dante up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Uno. Uno CHOPS Dante, then snapmares him to stomp him down! The fans rally for Uno as he tautns Action.

Uno goes back for Dante but Dante throws body shots. Uno CLUBS Dante, bumps him off buckles, and tags Reynolds. Silver holds Dante in whiel Reynolds whips Uno for the SPLASH! Uno goes again, but Dante dodges, goes up and over Reynolds, hot tag to Action! The Sight to See rallies on the Dark Order! ELBOW for Uno! BOOT for Silver! ELBOW for Reynolds! Uno kicks low, whips, but Action handsprings to DOUBLE BACK ELBOW! The fans fire up as Action kips up, and he runs in at Reynolds in a corner. UPPERCUT! Uno runs in but the SPLASH is sent into Reynolds! Uno staggers away, Action DECKS Reynolds!

Action aims, slingshot and SPLIT LEG but he has to bail out as Reynolds moves! Action just uses that to roll and PELE Uno! SPANISH FLY on Reynolds! Cover, Silver breaks it! Darius tosses Silver out but Silver ROCKS Darius! Darius drops down but Dante runs in and uses Darius as a step, POETRY IN MOTION! Silver falls, Reynolds dodges Darius to RAM Dante! Dante comes back, Darius helps him get up and over, then Dante helps in the TORNADO DDT! Darius sets Reynolds up for the STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, Uno shoves Dante onto it! Uno then CHOPS Darius down and goes to his corner.

Reynolds crawls over, hot tag to Uno! Uno fires forearms on all of Top Flight! Uno winds up, but Dante JUMP KNEES! Darius mule kicks! Action KICKS, Darius BUZZSAWS! But then Silver & Reynolds drag the Martins out! Uno dodges Action, tells him to STOP, then ROCKS him! The rest of Dark Order get in, Reynolds spins Action before the TRIPLE ROLLING ELBOWS!! Action wobbles, Uno reels him in, and Silver gives Reynolds the BOOST to take out the Martins! PILEDRIVER for Action! Cover, TWO!! Action survives and shocks the Dark Order! Uno cools off, tags Silver in, and Silver tags Reynolds.

The Dark Order surrounds Action and the fans rally up. They stand Action up, hoist him up, and Silver builds speed, but the Martins trip Silver! Darius drags Silver out, Action gets away and Dante baits Uno. Uno runs in, Dante goes up and over to JUMP KNEE Reynolds! GAMANGIRI for Uno, then Action SUPERKICKS! Dante DIVES to take out Silver, Darius steps in to COMPLETE SHOT Uno! Action and Darius have Reynolds for the double pump handle, DOUBLE LIGHTNING SPIRAL! Cover, Top Flight wins!

Winners: Top Flight, by pinfall

Action, Dante & Darius are flying high and heading for Collision, will they take those unified World Trios Championships away from the Bang Bang Gang in the blink of an eye?

 

Backstage interview with Athena & Billie Starkz.

Lexy Nair is with the ROH Women’s World and Women’s Television Champions, and says “Ladies and gentlemen, we are calling an Emergency MEM, a Minion Empowerment Meeting.” The Fallen Goddess asks the Minions why they’re here, and Minion #400,237.75 knows why. This is because of Red Velvet and Queen Aminata. They decided to stick their noses in Athena’s moment. The main event of Battle of the Belts, live on TNT, the first time the Overlord has been on live TV in over a YEAR. And Aminata put her hands on Athena, put Athena on her head, and proved that she is nothing more than “a hot piece of porcelain hussy garbage.”

Billie says not to forget about Red Velvet. Velvet acted all high ‘n’ mighty, but she just forgot Billie hasn’t beat her yet. Lexy says then it seems there is some unfinished business. The champs bring Lexy in for an uncomfortable double side hug, and Athena says “Bestie” is right. There is unfinished business. And since MIT is a nonprofit, they’ll give a “scholarship to the biggest ass-whooping Queen Aminata and Red Velvet have ever seen. Got it?” Athena tells Queenie and “Blue Velvet” to either step up or step out. Challenge issued to the Queen and the Chef, but are the Overlord and her sidekick about to get cooked?

 

Mark Sterling speaks.

“Some people get into professional wrestling because they need to. You haven’t needed anything in your entire life. You have an unlimited amount of resources at your fingertips. Money, culture, knowledge. You wanted to excel at this business, so you got the best training, the best workouts, the best diets, the best gear, the best moves. If it’s not the best, it’s simply not you. But the wisest man doesn’t think he’s the best until he’s surrounded by the best. And now, we all are. You are Ariya Daivari. And you are a Premier Athlete. We are the Premier Athletes.”

The Premier Athletes are here in person.

Sterling talks to his stable and tells them the beginning of phase two was a success. They wanted to assert dominance over ROH, and he would say message sent. However, they were not aware that the message would be sent to ROH World Champion, Mark Briscoe, to Dalton Castle, and half of the ROH men’s locker room. It took SIX men to stand face to face to these three. They’ve got Ariya back and more pissed off than ever. They’ve got National Champion, Josh Woods. And they’ve got Tony Nese in peak, physical performance. Now, they all know The Infantry wasn’t personal. They were just in the line of fire.

The Infantry is just on a long list of people who do not deserve the opportunities. Opportunities that belong to these three physical specimens! Because these are The Premier Athletes. When and where will Sterling’s stable finally break through to that next level?

 

Backstage interview with Griff Garrison & Cole Karter.

Lexy is now with Maria Kanellis’ baby boys and says they haven’t had the best luck as of late. What’s next? Karter isn’t sure. They keep getting opportunities, but they keep failing. Karter recently had a match against Christopher Daniels, and he lost! Griff says Karter thinks that’s bad, but Griff lost his shot at the ROH World Championship. Griff has faced Mark Briscoe twice in his career, and he’s 0-2. Karter’s match wasn’t even for a title! Griff had so much more on the line! Maria then walks in and sees her boys are disappointed. Well, Mama is disappointed, too. They both could’ve done much better in their matches.

But every loss is an opportunity. Griff was in the ring with THIRTEEN TIME ROH World Tag Team Champion, Mark Briscoe! Karter was up against Christopher Daniels, a legend! Maria’s been in the ring with both of those men, and they have so much experience. That is what Griff & Karter gain every time they’re out there. Every single loss is an opportunity. And everyone around here is always jealous of the abs and the looks, and it’s great that they are. But eventually, they’ll be jealous of what these two do in the ring. And eventually, these two will get back her championships, the ROH World Tag Team Championships.

Maria leads the way, but does anyone wanna tell her that that would mean her baby boys going up against her husband, Mike Bennett?

 

ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground Match: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Outrunners!

Speaking of Mike Bennett, he and Matt Taven are still champions after the big assist from Wardlow at Supercard of Honor. But will the Kingdom need their War Machine again real soon? Or will they be able to handle Turbo Floyd & Truth Magnum in 10 minutes or less?

The fans rally up for the Outrunners already while the Code of Honor is upheld Mega Powers style. The teams then sort out, and though Taven is confused, Bennett steps up and starts against Truth. The fans chant “TAVEN SUCKS!” but Taven just eggs the Melvins on. Truth and Bennett tie up, then Truth wrenches to wristlock. Tag to Turbo, he takes the handoff, and he nods as he wrenches and wristlocks. Bennett knees low, flexes on Turbo, then wrenches to an ELBOW BREAKER! Bennett wristlocks, says this is old school wrestling, but Turbo powers up! The fans fire up as Turbo rolls, handsprings, and kips up! Turbo then BOPS Bennett on the head!

The fans cheer, Turbo tags Truth, and Truth wrenches to wristlock. Truth grinds the arm, whips, but Bennett reverses. Taven trips Truth up while Bennett’s all up in the ref’s face! The fans boo and Turbo protests but Bennett dropkicks Truth down! Bennett mocks the old school posing then takes a bow. Tag to Taven, he CHOPS Truth in the corner. Taven CHOPS again, digs his boot in, but the ref counts. Taven lets off to taunt Turbo, and Bennett gets a cheap shot on Truth! Bennett drags Truth up by his hair, the ref sees that and reprimands, but Taven ROCKS Truth. Taven whips, but Turbo trips Truth to actually save him from the crossbody!

Taven tumbles up and out of the ring, Truth gets up to tag Turbo! Truth then runs and Turbo holds ropes up, BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK! Bennett runs up, is sent out, and The Kingdom regroups. The fans fire up for Turbo as he fires up, then PLANCHAS! Down goes The Kingdom and Turbo is all revved up! Turbo gets in the ring, shakes the ropes, then tags in Truth. The Outrunners coordinate, to spin and pose! The fans fire up but The Kingdom CLOBBER The Outrunners from behind! The fans boo but Bennett flexes. Bennett brings Truth up, CHOPS, and now fans chant “BENNETT SUCKS!”

Bennett CHOPS Truth, puts him in the corner, and tags Taven. Bennett feeds Truth to a BOOT, adds the BOSTON BAYONET, then Taven LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Truth is tougher than that, but Taven argues with the ref. The ref defends his count, so Taven brings Truth over to ropes. Taven CHOKES Truth but the fans boo. The ref counts, Taven lets off at 4, and Taven soaks up the heat. Truth sputters but Taven tags Bennett. The Kingdom mugs Truth, then Bennett keeps Truth from Turbo with a snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Truth stays in this but Bennett stays on him with a chinlock and stretch. The fans rally as Truth endures.

Truth is red in the face but he fights to his feet. But Taven BLASTS Turbo! Bennett throws Truth by his hair! Turbo storms in but the ref has to stop him. Turbo is upset but Bennett stands on Truth’s face! Bennett clamps onto Truth with a chinlock and grinds him down with a knee in the back. The fans fire up, we pass five minutes as Truth fights up, but Taven runs at Turbo again! Turbo ROCKS Taven first this time! Truth then hits a BIG back suplex on Bennett! The fans fire up, Turbo is feeling it, and Truth crawls over! Truth staggers ot his feet, hot tag to Turbo! Turbo rallies on The Kingdom with big haymakers!

The fans fire up as Turbo scoops and SLAMS Taven! Then he scoops and SLAMS Bennett! Scoop and SLAM for Taven! Scoop and SLAM for Bennett! The fans fire up and Turbo drops an elbow! And another elbow! And then he winds up, flexes, and JUPM ELBOW DROPS! Taven runs up but Turbo kicks! Turbo reels Taven in, flexes again, and hits a BIG suplex! Turbo points to Truth, Truth tags in, and Truth goes up! FLYING FOREARM on Bennett! The Outrunners hurry to get Bennett up, but Taven ENZIGIRIS Truth to stop Boot Camp, er Vice City, or whatever they were calling it! Bennett shoves Turbo into Truth then rolls Truth up, with tights! The Kingdom wins!

Winners: The Undisputed Kingdom, by pinfall (denies The Outrunners a title opportunity)

Taven grabs the belts to celebrate and Bennett says that was too easy. But then the ref suspects shenanigans! Did Bennett pull tights? Bennett defends his innocence, as does Taven, and the ref drops the issue. Will The Kingdom do anything and everything they have to in order to stay champions?

 

Red Velvet & Queen Aminata speak.

The Chef and The Queen are backstage, and Velvet tells Athena, “There you go again. Stirring up the pot. Oh my gosh, we ruined your moment~! I’m done with you. Billie? You wanna hang with the big girls? You wanna get in big girl business? Then bring it on. Yes, I haven’t forgotten I beat you, twice. And I’ll do it again, and this time, I’m a beat you like your mama never did. You know why? Cuz I don’t roll with minions. I roll with royalty.” Aninata says that’s right. And Athena, oh, they feel so sorry for “ruining” the moment. Actually, Aminata would do it again and again and again. And wanna know why? Because Queen Aminata does not respect Athena as a champion!

Athena has ZERO honor! And no one knows better about honor than The Queen. And Velvet says, “Y’know what, Queen? I’m looking for a fight. Are you looking for a fight?” Aminata is definitely ready for a fight. Velvet says it is time to cook, eat, leave no crumbs, and take out the trash! This dynamic duo is ready to tear down the Forever Champion and her little buddy, will they take the gold right off Athena & Billie?

 

Backstage interview with The Infantry.

Lexy is now with Trish Adora, Carlie Bravo & Captain Shawn Dean, and we’ve seen them get on a roll. How are they continuing the momentum? Carlie is so glad she asked. Have no fear, you know The Infantry is here. Dean says yes, they are here. And there’s been nothing but targets on their backs. They said they’re the most popular team, and people have been after them. Carlie does realize now that they had those OG Ops, then those really big Ops, and last week, there’s Ops they didn’t even know about. But let’s not forget those really old Ops, the- Oh wait, The Outrunners walk in. Turbo & Truth are feeling good. They may not have targets on their backs, but they’ve got some guns!

Wait, wait, wait. Are they wearing brightly colored camo?! Okay, first they take the Infantry’s move, now they’re copying the swag? What’s next? Trying to take Adora and their homes? What the what, son? Dean has Carlie calm down. He’s always got great ideas. He does? Yes, because next week, Daily’s Place in Jacksonville, Florida, they take this to where it all began! Finally, Infantry take The Outrunners to where they belong, and that’s Boot Camp! Hold on, The Outrunners have been using camo since The Cow Palace. Dean has to hold Carlie back on that one! Turbo has a better idea! Outrunners VS Infantry, Daily’s Place, where it all began!!

WHAT!? Didn’t they just- Fine, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! Oh yeah? The Outrunners will do Infantry one better and THEY will accept! Let’s roll out! Copy that! WHAT!? Stop copying them, Outrunners!! But will Dean & Carlie finally get through the delusional duo and make them find their own schtick?

 

Backstage interview with Johnny TV & Taya Valkyrie.

Lexy is with Mr. & Mrs. TV Ready and notes the season finale of Johnny Loves Taya just dropped. How are they feeling? Amazing~! Everyone loves their show, they worked so hard on it for months. Ten episodes, the grand finale, it couldn’t have gone any better. And think about it: awards season! The acceptance speeches, the red carpets, the fashion moments. But in sneaks Aaron Solo. That sounds fun! Though they would’ve won more awards if they had this face on the show. Maybe next season? Johnny says maybe Aaron would’ve been on the show, if he supported it once. He didn’t tweet about it once! All their real friends did.

Uh, Aaron is the Retweet King! Especially those first three episodes. Aaron and Johnny argue but Taya has them calm down. Taya runs the socials for the show, and she can confirm, Aaron did retweet. Oh, well, thanks, bro. Yeah, man! Remember QTV? The handshake? They do the handshake, right down the rocket ship taking off. Aaron says see? They’re bros. Before Johnny Loved Taya, Johnny Loved Solo. Uh… No. Aaron is a loser! TV Ready people do not hang with losers. Remember how his name used to be S O L O W? They took the W away cuz he keeps getting L’s! He’s 0 and THIS CENTURY! Get a win already!

Aaron says fine, if that’s what they want, he will win. And he’ll prove to both of you that Aaron is TV Ready! Aaron heads out, and Taya says it’ scute that he’s so confident. Not that it’ll work out. And they got the last word. Aaron then says “Bye” from offscreen, so Johnny says, “Adios.” Aaron has bet on himself, but will he win out?

 

Triple Threat: Blake Christian VS AR Fox VS The Beast Mortos!

All Heart, The Whole Fox’n Show and the evolved Black Taurus are among the fastest, toughest and hungriest competitors around, and they’re all looking for that golden opportunity. Will Blake be rolling into NJPW’s Best of the Super Juniors tournament? Or will another big name prove they’re a big deal?

 


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