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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/7/23)

Some fights never end.

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This Hollywood story is still being told!

The NEW Undisputed WWE Tag Team Champions are here on SmackDown to fight! Sami Zayn and Jey Uso are set to battle 1v1, will this finally be the end?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Six Man Tag: Imperium VS The Brawling Brutes; The Brawling Brutes win.
  • Ricochet VS Ivar w/ “Valhalla” Sarah Logan; Ricochet wins.
  • Liv Morgan & Raquel Rodriguez VS Shotzi Blackheart & Natalya; Liv & Raquel win.
  • Rey Mysterio & Santos Escobar w/ LWO VS Dominik Mysterio & Damian Priest w/ The Judgment Day; Dom & Priest win.
  • Sami Zayn w/ Kevin Owens VS Jey Uso; Jey wins.

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WWE mourns the loss of Bushwhacker Butch Miller.

 

Six Man Tag: Imperium VS The Brawling Brutes!

After that brutal Triple threat, Der Ring General is still Der Intercontinental Champion! But that doesn’t mean Fight Night goes away! Sheamus still wants that title, and he’s got Ridge Holland & Pete Dunne with him, will this be the second great war between them and Imperium?

The trios sort out and Giovanni Vinci starts against “Butch.” They tie up, Vincie waistlocks and SLAMS Dunne! Then brings him up to SLAM him again! Vinci hammerlocks but Dunne sits up. Dunne jumps for a flying-mare! Things speed up, Dunne hurdles then drops then CLOBBERS Vinci! Fans fire up while Vinci flounders to the Brutes’ corner. Dunne runs in to forearm smash! Tag to Ridge, he UPPERCUTS Vinci but Vinci throws forearms. Ridge short arms but Vinci dodges to springboard and CROSSBODY! Tag to Ludwig Kaiser, and Imperium mugs Ridge. Ludwig scrapes his soles on Ridge’s face, then PENALTY KICKS! And BASEMENT UPPERCUTS! Cover, TWO!

Ludwig drags Ridge up, but Ridge wrenches and ROCKS Ludwig with a right. Tag back to Dunne, Dunne goes up and DOUBLE STOMPS the bad arm! Dunne wrenches the arm, Ludwig breaks free and tags Vinci back in. Dunne drop toeholds Vinci and gets the arm. Dunne bends the fingers, twists the arm and STOMPS it! Dunne whips Vinci to a corner, Vinci reverses but Dunne BOOTS him away! Fans fire up, Gunther and Sheamus get at each other but this is all distraction! Ludwig throws Dunne to Vinci’s BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Sheamus storms in but Imperium gets away and regroups. Fans boo but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Gunther has Dunne down with a chinlock. Fans rally up, Dunne fights up, and he JAWBREAKERS Gunther! Gunther just stomps Dunne in return! And then sucker punches Sheamus! Fans boo but Gunther drags Dunne up into a SLEEPER! Dunne bends Gunther’s fingers! And SNAPS them! Gunther clutches that hand, tags Vinci, and Vinci brings Dunne up. GERMAN SUPLEX, but Dunne lands on his feet! BUZZSAW! Hot tag to Ridge and Ludwig! Ridge catches Ludwig to an OVERHEAD Suplex! And a DISCUS! And then cording hold to another OVERHEAD Suplex!

Ridge runs in to SPLASH at the corner, and he brings Ludwig out. Ludwig wrenches to UPPERCUT! Ludwig underhooks, but Ridge blocks! Ridge powers up and ALABAMA SLAMS! High stack, TWO! Ludwig gets to the corner, Ridge runs in but only gets buckles! And a GAMANGIRI! Tag to Vinci, then Gunther tags in. They set Ridge up in the corner, TRIPLE KICKS! But fans fire up as Sheamus rises again! Gunther bridges Ridge up but Ridge HEADBUTTS! Ridge BLATS Vinci, DECKS Ludwig, but Gunther CHOPS him down! Then Gunther BOOTS Sheamus, and SHOTGUNS Ridge!

Gunther reels Ridge in, GENERAL POWERBOMB! Cover, Dunne breaks it!! Gunther BOOTS Dunne, then gets Ridge’s legs! BOSTON CRAB! Ridge endures, fans rally, and Sheamus storms up the steel steps! Ridge powers up, powers his way over, and fans are thunderous for the hot tag! The Fella is in and Gunther fires off hands! Sheamus gives them back, fans rally, and Sheamus gets the edge! Sheamus whips, Gunther reverses but Sheamus LARIATS! Sheamus scoops to POWERSLAM! Fans fire up while Gunther goes to the apron! Sheamus has Gunther up against the ropes, for the BEATS OF THE BODHRAIN!

Fans count all the way to TEN! Sheamus is all fired up, but Gunther avoids the boot! GERMAN SUPLEX! Gunther swings, Sheamus blocks, then clotheslines collide! Gunther BOOTS Sheamus, reels him in, but Sheamus powers out! WHITE NOISE! Cover, TWO!! Gunther survives and Ludwig runs in! Dunne ENZIGURIS! But Ludwig tilt-o-whirl SLAMS him! Ridge POUNCES Ludwig, Vinci tags in! Ridge HEADBUTTS, but Imperium hits him with the HIGH LOW! But Dunne goes up, to ARIHARA MOONSAULT Ludwig! Vinci is stunned, but he turns around. He dodges Sheamus but jumps into the KNEE!!

Fans are thunderous again and Sheamus takes aim! Sheamus beats his chest and fans chant along. BROGUE!! Cover, Brawling Brutes win!

Winners: The Brawling Brutes, by pinfall

And the Celtic Warrior is back on top! Sheamus, Ridge and Dunne celebrate, but will Gunther have to watch out for another banger of a battle against Sheamus soon enough?

 

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Special Counsel, and Solo Sikoa is by his side. Heyman has Kayla stop to say there is no booing his name. Fans still boo anyway. Kayla asks Heyman if he has any idea why Brock Lesnar did what he did to Cody Rhodes. Heyman asks Kayla why tonight is so different from other nights. Heyman will pass over her silly question, and address something far more relevant: Your Tribal Chief, the Head of the Table. The Bloodline main evented both nights of WrestleMania, all thanks to Roman… Reigns! Who is now approaching one THOUSAND days as champion!

Jey Uso applauds as he walks over, and Heyman shakes his hand. The Right Hand Man, Main Event Jey Uso! Jey asks OG Heyman about where Jimmy went. Solo, you seen him? Solo is quiet, and Heyman sighs. Jimmy is not here tonight. The Tribal Chief wanted him to stay home and watch on TV as Main Event Jey, the Right Hand Man, takes out Sami Zayn all by himself! Jey will cement his legacy on the Island of Relevancy by once and for all, by his own doing, solve the Sami Zayn Problem. Jey accepts that, and heads out. But Heyman tells Solo that either Jey solves this problem tonight, or Solo solves their problems tonight. Is this more manipulation by the Tribal Chief?

 

Ricochet VS Ivar w/ “Valhalla” Sarah Logan!

The Street Profits won the Fatal 4 Way Tag Team WrestleMania Showcase, but the fighting in the tag division doesn’t stop there. The King of Flight is taking on the Warbeard 1v1, who will help their team move up in the rankings?

SmackDown returns and the Viking Raiders make their entrance. The bell rings, Ricochet rushes in and throws hands! Ivar TOSSES Ricochet to a corner, but Ricochet dodges to fire off kicks and body shots. Ivar shoves Ricochet away, Ricochet rolls and handsprings to headscissor Ivar, then DROPKICK him out of the ring! Fans fire up, Ricochet goes up the corner to triangle jump DROPKICK! Ivar goes back down tot he floor and Ricochet builds speed, to DIVE! But Ivar catches him! To RAM him into the apron! Valhalla says finish it, and Ivar SPLASHES Ricochet against the LED!

Fans boo but Ivar puts Ricochet in the ring. Ivar stalks Ricochet to a corner, ROCKS him with a right hand, then stands him up for back elbow after back elbow! The ref counts, Ivar lets off at 4, but fans still boo. Ivar shouts, “Viking Raiders!” but fans boo more. Ivar stands Ricochet up and then puts him on the top rope. Ivar CLUBS Ricochet, climbs up after him, but Ricochet CLUBS Ivar in return! Ivar steps back, Ricochet KICKS him away! Ricochet adjusts, leaps, sunset flips, but Ivar stays up! Ivar drags Ricochet up, and deadlift suplexes, only for Ricochet to land out!

Ricochet JUMP KNEES, runs, but into a KNEE from Ivar! Ivar runs, springboards, but into a DROPKICK! Ivar wobbles, Ricochet fireman’s carries! Fans can’t believe he’s bringing Ivar up! But Ricochet’s back gives up! Ivar whips, Ricochet handsprings but Ivar gets under to LEG LARIAT! Cover, TWO!! Ivar seethes, he drags Ricochet to a drop zone, and he goes up the corner! Fans fire up but Ricochet SLAPS Ivar first! And again! Ricochet climbs up, Ivar CLUBS him, then CLUBS him down to the apron! Ivar adjusts, but Ricochet springboards back up! SUPER STEINER!! Fans are thunderous as Ricochet goes back up!

Ricochet aims, for the SHOOTING STAR PRESS!! Cover, Ricochet wins!

Winner: Ricochet, by pinfall

The One and Only was able to defeat the one Viking put in front of him! But will we see Ricochet and Braun Strowman head towards the tag titles?

 

Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens talk backstage.

Sami asks if Kevin was just staring at his titles. No… He was leering. Well, that’s fine, Sami stared at his earlier, too. This is surreal! First SmackDown since becoming the Undisputed Tag Team Champions! This is a big night! Kevin says Sami has an especially big night. He’s facing Jey 1v1 tonight. What does that mean? Well, c’mon. This is a great chance to put all this Bloodline stuff behind them. They took the titles at WrestleMania, and now whatever is left to be settled will be settled. Then Sami can be done with Jey. Right? Well, that’s kinda what Sami wants to talk with Kevin about.

Something about all this feels off to Sami. He isn’t sure how to put it. Kevin has a point, but Sami can’t shake this feeling that he has to talk to Jey. What? Why? What could he talk to Jey about? Sami isn’t sure. Kevin is right, they wanted the tag titles, they wanted to watch the Bloodline crumble. They did it all the biggest way possible: in the main event at WrestleMania, for the titles. And yes, now it is all crumbling down, but… Sami may sound weird, but there’s a sense of obligation here. Kevin isn’t sure what Sami’s talking about, but does Sami think he can just waltz in there to have a nice little chat?

Yes, Kevin & Sami won. The Bloodline is crumbling. But what about that makes Sami think Jey will be in any mood to talk? If anything, he’ll be more dangerous, more volatile, more unpredictable. Kevin isn’t sure what Sami is trying to get out of this. But at the same time, Kevin knows Sami, and he won’t be able to talk Sami out of this. But Kevin is just saying, it is a bad idea and Sami shouldn’t do it. Sami says Kevin is right. But Sami has to. Sami says it’ll be okay, and leaves. Kevin is pretty sure Sami said he was right and yet he’s doing this. Will Kevin also be right that Sami is only setting himself up to fail?

 

Liv Morgan & Raquel Rodriguez VS Shotzi Blackheart & Natalya!

Morgan & Rodriguez are #LivingLarge as the number one contenders to the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, and they get their shot this Monday Night Raw! But will the Wild Child & Queen of Hart be a tune-up or a speed bump here on Friday Night SmackDown?

SmackDown returns as “The Ballsy Baddies” Shotzi & Natty make their entrance. The teams sort out, Natty starts against Raquel and they both rush in. Raquel runs Natty over, whips her to ropes, but  Natty dodges and tags Shotzi. Raquel blocks Natty’s rana, goes to ropes, but then Natty RANAS Raquel out! Natty holds the ropes open for Shotzi to DIVE! Direct hit at the ramp, but Liv HOTSHOTS Natty! Liv calls to Raquel but Shotzi puts Raquel in to cover. ONE, but Shotzi runs in. Raquel scoops but Shotzi tilt-o-whirls, only for Raquel to block! Raquel swings Shotzi around, Shotzi slips free and KNEES!

Shotzi springboards, but Raquel blocks this rana! Shotzi fights as Raquel moves her around, and Raquel puts her in a STRETCH MUFFLER! Tag to Liv, Liv goes up, DRAPING DROPKICK! Liv then runs, to SLING-DDT! Cover, Natty breaks it! Natty drags Shotzi tot he corner, tags in, and she blocks ObLivion! But Liv wheelbarrows to a victory roll, TWO! Natty has it, TWO! Liv rolls Natty, TWO! Natty gets around, GERMAN SUPLEX! Liv staggers up, into the DISCUS! Cover, Raquel breaks it! Shotzi CROSSBODIES Raquel! Shotzi hurries to her corner, Natty tags her in. They bring Liv up, ASSISTED SLICED BREAD!

Natty and Shotzi coordinate again, for the HART- NO, Raquel POUNCES Natty! Liv fights free, gets the boost, TORNADO DDT! Shotzi staggers up, into ObLIVion!! Cover, Liv & Raquel win!

Winners: Liv Morgan & Raquel Rodriguez, by pinfall

#LivingLarge and in charge, it’s another big win for Morgan & Rodriguez! But will they hit the big time against Becky Lynch & Lita?

 

Madcap Moss plays WWE 2K23 backstage.

Emma cheers her guy on, and even Xavier Woods is impressed. But LA Knight walks in to say it is just games, games and more cockamamie games! But if you watched WrestleMania, then you know there was one glaring omission. See, there was Snoop, there was Bad Bunny, there was Logan Paul. And Knight couldn’t help but think that they were in LA, and there was one man missing. L A KNIGHT! Well, it is WrestleMania, and yet here’s Woods on screen, playing video games! Woods gets up to say he is tired of this deja vu. What is wrong, Knight? Daddy didn’t pat you on the head and tell you you’re special on the big day?

And yet Knight comes in here to complain to them about it, instead of doing something like Woods and creating your own solution. If Knight worked as much as he talked, he would’ve been on WrestleMania. That’s probably why Woods beat him a couple weeks ago. And Woods will gladly beat Knight for money again, because that’s what he needs. Oh, do it again, huh? This isn’t playing a game, buddy. This is LA Knight’s game, YEAH! And then Knight BREAKS Woods’ controller! Knight heads out, Moss keeps Woods back. Will Woods give Knight something to talk about?

 

Triple H is here!

Portland fires up as The Game heads to the ring! He told us on Monday that despite the business deals going on, the WWE isn’t going away. He gets the mic tonight to say, “I can tell you, as long as there’s breath in my body, that’ll never get old. I know you’ve already been here for awhile, but welcome to SmackDown. And let me just say that there is nothing in the world like WrestleMania. Where the greatest athletes from around the world come to make history on the Grandest Stage of Them All, in a place where hearts are broken, and dreams are fulfilled. And this year, WrestleMania 39 exceeded all expectations.

“It is an event where millions, record setting millions of fans from around the world watched as 161+ thousand fans packed into SoFi Stadium for two nights, breaking every single WWE record that we have.” Fans cheer that. HHH says from viewership to attendance to a gross of $21.6 MILLION, to sales, to sponsorship, to merchandise. “If there’s a record, you name it, we broke it.” Fans cheer that, too. Including digital, almost a BILLION views this week alone. “But as great as WrestleMania was, it is now behind us, and now, we look to the future. And that is why I am out here, to talk about the future. Are you ready?”

Fans cheer, but HHH asks, “ARE… YOU… READY!?” HHH wants to tell us that in just a few short weeks, it is once again time for the WWE DRAFT! “A night that changes the future and the destiny of every WWE superstar in the back. And this year, the Draft will be bigger than it has ever been before, with every single superstar eligible for the draft. And I promise you this, when it is all said and done, this year’s Draft will truly change the game. And speaking of changing the game, let me introduce you to somebody that is doing just that. Fresh of her win over the legendary Charlotte Flair at WrestleMania, please welcome the Smackdown Women’s Champion, THE ERADICATOR, RHEA RIPLEY!”

Fans fire up as Rhea and the Judgment Day make their way to the ring. HHH shakes her hand as they meet on the ramp, as well as Dominik’s and Priest’s. He even Too Sweets Finn! The Judgment Day continues down to the ring, and Rhea lifts the title overhead. Judgment Day then get the mics, and Rhea says, “April 1st, 2023 will go down in history as the night that sports entertainment changed forever. Because Rhea bloody Ripley did the impossible! I destroyed and dethroned 14-time Women’s Champion, Charlotte Flair. So, I think it’s time that everyone rises for Mami!” Fans are torn but there are plenty who rise.

Rhea demands you rise for the biggest star! The most feared woman! Rise for the greatest champion in all of WWE! HAHAHA! Finn then moves things on to Edge. “What sort of a sicko needs to resort to splitting my head open just to get a W? Look who’s the real winner. Because even though I got 14 STAPLES in my head, Edge ain’t nowhere to be seen, and Finn is still standing!” Fans boo because Dom starts talking. Dom is annoyed, but he says, “At WrestleMania, I decided…” The boos get so loud that Dom takes a moment to compose himself. Dom says he decided NOT to show aggression towards his father!

Finn says they’ve got all night, Dom will wait for them to stop. Mami whispers something to Dom and he nods. Fans chant “YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!” Dom says who really sucks is a father who lays hands on his own son! Dom held back! Dom pulled his punches! Because Dom knew that in the end, he couldn’t hurt his father! He loves his dad! But Dom can’t say the same for Rey. When they stood there in that ring, Dom saw the anger in Rey’s eyes. Dom says it in Spanish, too. But Dom sees where the line is drawn. As far as Rey is concerned, he and the rest of the family can go to hell! Fans boo even more!

Dom tells Rey to take Bad Bunny and his other little friends in the LWO with him. Speaking of Bad Bunny, Priest tells him that he was his friend, but Dom is his brother. Bunny, hopefully you can find it in your heart to forgive Priest. Because Priest forgives Bunny for making him do what he did to him. But here comes Rey! He and the LWO roll up to the ring, ready for the fight! Will the new age Latino World Order put the Judgment Day in their place?

Rey Mysterio & Santos Escobar w/ LWO VS Dominik Mysterio & Damian Priest w/ The Judgment Day!

SmackDown returns and Rey starts against Dom. Fans fire up for this WrestleMania rematch, only for Dom to tag out to Priest. Fans boo but Dom soaks up the heat. Priest and Rey circle, Priest kicks low then CLUBS Rey. Priest DECKS Rey, Rey staggers up but Priest throws body shots and haymakers. Priest stomps away, the ref counts and Priest lets off. Fans boo but Dom soaks it up for Priest. Priest TOSSES Rey to a corner, tags Dom, and the Judgment Day mug Rey. Fans boo, the ref counts, and Judgment Day lets off at 4. Dom soaks up more heat, Rhea is laughing, and Dom stomps Rey to a corner.

Dom whips Rey corner to corner hard! Rey bounces off buckles and Dom eggs on Escobar. Dom rains down fists on Rey! Fans boo but Dom lets off just to soak up more heat. Dom slaps Rey around, brings him up, and CLUBS him again. Dom snap suplexes, covers, ONE! Dom dusts himself off and brings Rey up. Dom whips Rey to the corner, runs in but Rey BOOTS him! Rey ELBOWS Priest, slides but Dom catches him! Dom CLUBS Rey, back suplexes, but Rey lands on his feet! Tag to Escobar and he KNEES Dom down! Escobar DECKS Priest, runs in at Dom, but Dom puts him on the apron. Escobar GAMANGIRIS back!

Escobar goes up, CROSSBODIES, and fans fire up! Dom runs but into a BACKBREAKER! Dom tries again, into another BACKBREAKER! Priest storms in, Escobar gives Rey a boost to RANA Priest back out! Fans fire up and LWO builds speed! DOUBLE TOPES! Down goes Dom at the ramp, Priest hits the desk! Rey and Escobar get back in the ring and hug it out while fans fire up! Escobar then puts Rey on his shoulders! The LWO is in control as SmackDown goes to break!

SmackDown returns again and Dom tags Priest so that they can mug Escobar. The ref counts, Priest brings Escobar out to scoop SLAM! Cover, TWO! Priest sits Escobar up into a motorcycle stretch. Escobar endures the knee in his back and the fans rally up. Escobar fights up, elbows free, then fires haymakers! Priest dodges to BELL CLAP! And then FLATLINER! Cover, TWO! Priest drags Escobar up, brings him over, and he tags in Dom. They mug Escobar again while fans boo. Dom facelocks Escobar to grind him down but fans rally back up. Escobar fights up, powers his way forward, and reaches out!

But Dom knees Escobar low! Escobar keeps fighting, he BACK DROPS Dom away! Hot tag to Rey! Rey runs in to rally on the Judgment Day! Rey fires off on Dom, whips, but Dom reverses. Rey tilt-o-whirls to RANA! Dom ends up in a corner, Rey ROCKS him with a forearm! Rey whips, Dom reverses, Rey goes up and over to keep moving, but Dom scoops to MICHINOKU DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Rey survives and Dom is fuming! Dom drags Rey up, fans rally for “619! 619!” Dom knees low, runs, sunset flips, but Rey rolls through to basement dropkick! Rey WRECKS Priest with a dropkick! Then LIONSAULTS Dom! Cover, TWO!

Dom is still in this but LWO coaches Rey on. Rey says it’s time, and he dropkicks Dom onto ropes! Rey dials it up, but Rhea drags Dom down to save him! Vega FLYING RANAS Rhea! Fans fire up and Rhea is furious! Vega eggs her on! Rey drags Dom up, Vega has Rhea chase her, and they go into the crowd! Priest tags in, but Rey dumps him out! Rey RANAS Dom, and he tags Escobar before he dials it up! 619!! Escobar fireman’s carries Dom, but Priest runs in to BLAST Rey! Priest UPPERCUTS Escobar! Choke grip, SOUTH OF HEAVEN SLAM!! Cover, Judgment Day wins!

Winners: The Judgment Day, by pinfall

The Judgment Day is on top, but Rey DROPKICKS Priest before this goes any further! Priest is furious but Finn wants him to calm down. The Punisher vows they’ll all get some, but will Rey & the LWO be ready?

 

Sami Zayn looks around backstage.

He asks a staffer if they’ve seen Jey Uso. Sami’s pointed in the right direction and heads that way. Will the Great Liberator get through to the Right Hand Man before this goes to the main event?

 

Shinsuke Nakamura is set to return!

The King of Strong Style has been away, revisiting his home of Japan and facing some international icons, but he will return next week in Nebraska!

 

Sami finds Jey.

Sami says if Kevin was right and Jey doesn’t wanna talk, that’s fine. But Sami has one thing to say before they both go out there. “It’s the same thing I’ve been saying for months. You know there’s a way out of all of this for you, right? You know that.” Jey scoffs but Sami says, “Look, everything I’ve said was gonna happen has happened. I said we would take those tag team titles off of you and that the Bloodline would crumble, and guess what happened? At WrestleMania, we took those tag team titles. And now, the Bloodline is crumbling.

“You don’t believe me, man? Look around! Jimmy ain’t here! Roman’s mad at you! Heyman is selling you lies, and Solo’s looking at you like he’s ready to drop the hammer any second. Man, it’s all, if you don’t see it by now. Hey, if I gotta keep beating sense into you, I’ll do it, man. You want me to beat you like I did at WrestleMania tonight, I’ll do it. I’ll do it next week, until you get it through your head. If that’s how it’s gotta be, that’s how it’ll be. But what I’m trying to say to you, is that’s not how it has to be.” Jey still doesn’t say anything, but then something goes clattering backstage! Sami hurries over, and Solo has attacked Kevin with a road case!!

Sami and staff get the case off Kevin’s leg, but they also keep Sami from going after Solo. Adam Pearce tells the others to get Solo outta here. Kevin won’t be able to go with Sami like this, is this all part of the Bloodline’s plan?

Sami Zayn w/ Kevin Owens VS Jey Uso!

SmackDown returns and Sami is at gorilla. Kayla asks him for an update on Kevin. Kevin’s with the medics, he isn’t available tonight, but… Kevin was right. The Bloodline is even more dangerous now than before. But Jey is gonna see that he’s not the only one who has a problem to solve. Sami makes his entrance, will he show the Bloodline who they’re messing with?

The bell rings and fans fire up already. Sami and Jey circle, tie up, and go around. Sami puts Jey in a corner, the ref counts the break and Sami lets off. Sami tells Jey there’s still a way, but Jey shoves him back. Jey and Sami reset, tie up again, and go around. Jey puts Sami in the corner now, lets off, but Sami keeps telling him that the Bloodline is crumbling. Jey pie faces Sami! Sami smirks, and he resets with Jey. They tie up again, Jey headlocks, but Sami powers up and out. Jey runs Sami over, fans boo, but Jey raises the finger. He the one right now, and things speed up again. Sami CLOBBERS Jey!

Fans fire up, Sami brings Jey up to ROCK him with right hands! Sami whips, Jey reverses but Sami springboard up and over to DECK Jey! Sami whips Jey, Jey holds ropes but Sami clotheslines him up and out! Fans fire up and Sami builds speed, but here comes Solo! Fans boo more as the Enforcer of the Island makes his way to ringside. Jey nods but Sami dares Solo to do something, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Jey has Sami down. Jey climbs, but Sami springs up to ROCK him! Sami climbs after Jey, they brawl, but Sami gets the edge! Jey hits back, the brawling continues, and Sami gets the edge again. Sami clinches, but Jey fights! Sami still SUPER EXPLODERS! Fans are thunderous but Solo is stoic as both men writhe. Sami and Jey sit up, Jey throws off his elbow pad. Fans rally for Sami and he counterpunches Jey! And again! And again! Jey staggers, but he mule kicks! And UPPERCUTS! Sami blocks the kick but not the DRAGON WHIP! Sami ends up in a corner, Jey runs in, but into a BOOT!

Sami goes up top fast, leaps, but into a SUPERKICK! Cover, TWO!! Sami survives but Jey pushes him back down. Jey drags Sami up, talks trash, “How many times I gotta tell yo’ ass? Huh, Sami?” Fans rally up, Jey tells Sami to get up, but Sami clinches! CORNER EXPLODER! Fans fire up and Sami gets to the far side! Jey staggers up, Sami runs in, but Jey ducks the kick! Jey rolls Sami up, TWO! Sami catches Jey for a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Jey survives and Solo starts to look worried. Sami pushes Jey down, rains down fists, then says if this is how Jey wants it, this is how he’ll do it.

Sami goes up the corner and fans fire up. Jey springs up to GAMANGIRI! Sami wobbles up top and Jey hurries up after him! Jey brings Sami up but Sami fights the superplex! Sami CLUBS Jey again and again and again and again! Fans fire up and Sami adjusts, but Jey HEADBUTTS him down! Sami goes to the apron, Jey CHOKES him! The ref counts, Jey lets off, Solo SAMOAN SPIKES Sami!! Jey whips Sami to SUPERKICK!! Cover, Jey wins!!

Winner: Jey Uso, by pinfall

Fans boo as The Enforcer once again helps The Bloodline win the big one! Solo helps his brother up, and then Solo drags Sami up to HEADBUTT again and again and again! Fans boo but Kevin isn’t able to make the save! Solo just keeps raining down fists, then AX HANDLE after AX HANDLE! Jey watches as Solo beats Sami down, and then Solo stands Sami up. But Jey stops the Samoan Spike?! Fans fire up as the brothers stare down! Jey says that’s enough, and fans chant “JEY! JEY! JEY!” But Jey SUPERKICKS Sami down! Jey grins, and he tells Solo to get the chair. Jey punches away on Sami in the corner!

Solo brings the chair, but ‘Bro…!” Matt Riddle is here! And he slides in to ROUNDHOUSE Jey! And KNEE Solo! And then shot around to ripcord and FINAL FLASH for Jey! Solo gets in, but Riddle dodges him to fire off palm strikes, a BOOT and a LARIAT! Riddle and Solo want after each other, but Jey has Solo stand down! The Stallion wants payback for what Solo did to him months ago, is he just another problem for The Bloodline?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown After Mania, and a much better follow-up than Raw ended up being. Vince got his claws into Raw, but it seems HHH was able to keep him from doing the same to SmackDown. Not that we got big surprises, like call-ups, because HHH announced we’re getting a WWE Draft. The Draft can be the kayfabe way of bringing up NXT superstars to RawDown, and hopefully doesn’t tank stories like it has in the past. For one, it should be used to officially bring Rhea & Judgment Day over to SmackDown now that she’s champion. She’s got the brand’s title, the group’s feud is over here with Rey and now the LWO, it just makes sense.

Also, really good promo from the Judgment Day, and a great match between Dom & Priest VS Rey & Escobar. I thought Vega bringing Rhea away from ringside was going to help LWO win, but no, Dom and Priest are still sneaky enough to turn things around. Maybe Vega just ends up Rhea’s first challenger to give her a match at Backlash. It’s very clear that Bad Bunny & Rey, and possibly even Escobar, will face Dom, Priest and maybe Finn for a real good tag match, so why not have the women’s champion get involved? Also, another good promo from HHH, though outside of mentioning the Draft, he was more vague than he was on Raw.

Great opening Six Man from Imperium VS Brawling Brutes to not just revisit their feud from last year, but to also set up another go. Sheamus and Gunther still have a lot to give, that’d be a great match for Backlash, but a big moment like Sheamus’ Ultimate Grand Slam happening at Backlash? I can’t be sure they’d do that, even if it is HHH calling the shots. Really good match from Ricochet and Ivar, a little surprised we didn’t get the flipside of Braun VS Erik but maybe that’s next week. And really good promo from Knight and Woods, though that was the exact same set-up as last week. Knight really should’ve been part of WrestleMania, but whatever, rumor has it that was another Vince call.

Good tag match tune-up for Liv & Raquel against Shotzi & Natty, aka a team that also didn’t win the Fatal 4 Way Showcase. Tegan Nox is back, I’m surprised HHH hasn’t tried to salvage the team-up of Nox & Shotzi. Liv & Raquel probably aren’t winning the titles on Monday, even if HHH is calling the shots. Ronda’s elbow injury seems to be the only thing in the way of her and Shayna challenging Becky & Lita, so any number of teams might get their turn before Ronda’s 100% again. It’s also a shame that Chelsea Green is out again, this time with a distended gallbladder. The Hot Mess can’t catch a break, but let’s hope she can return quickly.

Great to hear Shinsuke Nakamura is on his way back. The King of Strong Style has been keeping active in Japan but he deserves something good in the WWE. I’m not sure what he’ll be able to get right now, though, with Roman’s reign still strong, and both midcard champions also in their own things. Maybe Nakamura moves to Raw to face Austin Theory for the US Championship? And then we got great stuff from The Bloodline saga again. Sami knew Kevin was right but then it was Kevin getting beat up by Solo. Great match for the main event, and great tease of dissention as Jey stops Solo. But also great continuity for Riddle to show up to save Sami. It’s a bit soon for WarGames, but I could see Riddle, Cody, Sami & Kevin VS Roman, Usos & Solo before this saga is all over.

My Score: 8.5/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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