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Leaping Through The Network: WrestleMania 17

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WrestleMania 17 TLC Match

It’s that time again people. Time to put the ‘Flashback Friday‘ into Flashback Friday and leap back and forth throughout the WWE Network’s timeline randomly going from pay per view to pay per view and from show to show.

Now before we go anywhere I have a confession. I can leap through the timelines fine and dandy. Thing is, the laptop I’m working with didn’t. Long story short I leap forward or back in my own timeline and I have deadlines. So the format here will be slightly different although if you prefer this version, Tweet me (@Callaweasy2220) and let me know.

Now that’s out the way. This is due to go out on WrestleMania week. It seems wrong to cover anything other than a WrestleMania so I made sure this leap landed on a WrestleMania. And I did. By luck I landed on a WrestleMania that is not only looked at as on of the best WrestleManias ever but as one of the best WWE Pay Per Views and for that matter one of wrestling’s best ever pay per views. So no pressure. But is one of the best? Only one way to find out.


WrestleMania 17 (April 1 2001)

We open with a video package showing us how WrestleMania is a legacy throughout the ages and is watched across the world. Although if anyone knows how the couple in the car got a TV to work do let me know.

Chris Jericho vs William Regal [Intercontinental Title]

JR says these two mix like wool and water and while I don’t fully understand the phrasing, I do get what he means. It’s easy to put two technical wrestlers together and expect a good match. This is a good match but to say it’s two technical wrestlers really is an over simplification. Jericho is the high flying and speedy wrestler with a Japanese and Mexican base. Regal is catch as catch can, pick a body part and work it. As a result there is a clash of styles here. Doesn’t make this a bad match though. Regal spends most of the match on offence working on Jericho’s shoulder while Jericho fights back with Dropkicks and a Plancha before winning almost out of nowhere with a Lionsault.

Winner: Chris Jericho (Still Intercontinental Champion)

Backstage, Shane McMahon arrives and Bradshaw discusses Texans in sport.

Faarooq, Bradshaw & Tazz vs Val Venis, Bull Buchanan & The Goodfather

It’s easy to do height jokes with Tazz but he just looks tiny here. Tazz spends most of this taking punishment before tagging in Bradshaw who hits Val with a Fallaway Slam and teams with Faarooq to hit a Double Spinebuster. Bradshaw avoids a Ho Train and smashes Goodfather with a Clothesline From Hell for the three count. A nothing match.

Winners: Faarooq, Bradshaw & Tazz

Backstage, Trish Stratus pushes a drugged up on pills, Linda McMahon and Stephanie McMahon tells Trish she wants Champagne, Strawberries and ice crushed with the back of a spoon to celebrate with later.

Kane vs The Big Show vs Raven [Triple Threat Match for the Hardcore Title]

Fairly quickly this match spills through the crowd and to the back and the usual crop of weaponry mesh fences, baking trays, glass windows. Raven at one point makes a getaway on a golf buggy that Show climbs onto the back off. Kane chases him in a second buggy only to find Raven has crashed his. The fight to the entrance stage and Show attempts to Gorilla Press Raven but Kane boots Show sending both men crashing through the stage. Kane dives at Show with an Elbow Drop and wins the title.

Winner: Kane (New Hardcore Champion)

Backstage, Kurt Angle watches last weeks Raw and questions if a tap out is official if it occurs after a match.

Eddie Guerrero vs Test [European Title]

I liked this one. Big man Test hit big moves like a Pump Handle Slam and a couple of Powerbombs while Eddie attempts Hurricanrannas uses Perry Saturn as an accomplice in his cheating in between working Test’s knee. Turns out cheating wins when Dean Malenko distracts the referee allowing Eddie to win after he hit Test with the title belt.

Winner: Eddie Guerrero (New European Champion)

Backstage and Mick Foley says that despite Vince McMahon embarrassing him, beating him and firing him he plans on calling the match down the middle.

Kurt Angle vs Chris Benoit

Ah. The elephant in the room. The guy considered persona-non-grata in WWE and not just because he had the charisma of a house brick. I knew sooner or later we’d get to him. He appeared at a lot of events and he will show up on these reviews a fair bit. I chose to think of and remember him as he is here, a damn fine talent in the ring who may have been one of the all time best. I get that there are others who don’t see him like this. If there are people offended by him, Tweet me (@Callaweasy 2220) and tell me. I can refer to him from here on as The Canadian Wrestler.

I’m guessing this match is what WWE were expecting with Jericho vs Regal. This really is two damn good technical wrestlers with submission finishers matching each other hold for hold and move for move. That said, this does have some out of the ring brawling. I struggle to find fault here. Every Belly To Belly Suplex is crisp, every submission is expertly applied. At one point Angle taps to the Crossface but the ref is down so it doesn’t count. Angle gets the win following a Roll Up with a hand full of tights. So much for the submissions then.

Winner: Kurt Angle

Backstage, Kamala has invaded William Regal’s commissioner’s office and Regal is miffed by the idea that Kamala wants Regal to rub the moon painted on Kamala’s belly. So Regal tells Kamala to bugger off. I love this Regal.

Benoit attacks Angle and puts him in the Crossface. Kurt taps out and again it doesn’t count.

Chyna vs Ivory [Women’s Title]

What can I say here? It’s an odd thing to do. I mean, the storyline to this is that Chyna suffered a neck injury in late 2000, she exacerbated it in a match with Ivory at the Royal Rumble in January and this is her big comeback. It’s all well and good until Steve Austin who, as I’ll probably cover later, was out for the best part of the last year due to a genuine neck injury. It’s either odd, bad taste or whoever booked wasn’t paying attention.

What makes it worse is that Chyna is huge in comparison to Ivory and she dominates about 95% of the match and I find it hard to get behind ‘the good guy‘ if they are that dominant. Chyna wins after a Gorilla Press Slam and leans on Ivory for the cover.

Winner: Chyna (New Woman’s Champion)

Backstage we see Vince McMahon with Linda McMahon, Trish Stratus and Stephanie McMahon. Nothing is really said or done here.

Shane McMahon vs Vince McMahon [Street Fight Match]

The story to this is that Vince wanted a divorce from Linda who fell into a catatonic state and was over medicated to the point she’s basically comatose. With Linda basically out the way, Vince had an affair with Trish. Stephanie didn’t like that and, long story shorter, Trish and Vince had a sort of break up. Vince then made Trish beg like a dog and now they’re back together and Stephanie has someone to talk down to. Oh yeah, Shane. He’s angry at Vince for everything Vince has done to his mother. The WCW thing was added at the last minute and it is something that was a huge deal at the time but means pretty much nothing these days.

If the Hardcore Title match was done for the comedy, this is the polar opposite. This is the basic fayre of Shane diving off and through stuff, Vince bleeding and looking evil and McMahon over booking.

Trish turns on Vince and gets a pretty big pop but the pop when Linda rises from her chair to kick Vince in his baby maker is MASSIVE. Foley calls it down the middle, like he said he would, as he pummels Vince in the corner before Shane pushes a trash can in Vince’s face and gets the pinfall following a Van Terminator/Coast To Coast

Winner: Shane McMahon

We see footage of Kevin Kelly talking with Matt & Jeff Hardy during a signing at Axxess last night. They talk about the dangers of the upcoming TLC Match but it must be a bit disappointing if you were at that signing. There you are waiting for ages to meet The Hardyz and instead of getting to talk with your heroes, they sign a card and you get nothing else because they are too busy talking to Kevin Kelly.

Edge & Christian vs Matt Hardy & Jeff Hardy vs Bubba Ray Dudley & D Von Dudley [TLC Match for the Tag Team Titles]

I admit I’m slightly glad about the forced change of format because I don’t need to call everything that happens here. I think it’s matches like this, and for that matter the rest of this card, that make WrestleMania what it is today, huge spectacle matches where the athletes involved put everything on the line for a title or a ‘WrestleMania Moment‘.

The big moment here is THAT Spear. Jeff Hardy hangs from the title belts like a pinata with no ladder below him only for Edge to climb a ladder in the corner and Spear the bejesus out of him with a near twenty foot drop. Edge and Christian win this by climbing the ladder and taking possession of the titles. Nothing I type here will properly do this match justice other than GO AND WATCH THIS!!!

Winners: Edge & Christian (New Tag Team Champions)

We see highlights of Axxess. Nothing to add here, you’ll probably see a modern version of this package at this year’s Wrestlemania.

The Gimmick Battle Royal

Iron Shiek, Repo Man, Jim Cornette, Sgt Slaughter, Michael Hayes, Bushwhacker Butch, Nikolai Volkoff, Kim Chee, Brother Love, Duke Droese, Hillbilly Jim, Bushwhacker Luke, One Man Gang, The Gobbly Gooker, The Goon, Doink, Tugboat, Kamala and Earthquake compete here and I love this. This is how to celebrate the stars of yesteryear without taking spots on a card from someone who has competed for the company all year. It’s quick, painless and fun.

Winner: Iron Shiek

The Undertaker vs Triple H

Guess who wins?

This is two icons of WWE going at it on the biggest show of the year at a point that The Streak wasn’t really a thing. Plus it has that shot of The Undertaker on his motorcycle speeding down the isle. This match had everything you would expect near falls. brawling through the crowd, ref bumps. I could gripe about camera angles and how long an Elbow Drop should keep someone down for but it’s not worth it. Undertaker wins when he turns a Ten Punch into a Last Ride.

Winner: The Undertaker

Steve Austin vs The Rock [WWE Title]

The story to this is simple. Austin was out from November 1999 until October of 2000 due to a genuine neck injury and wants to cement his comeback by wining the WWE Title. Meanwhile Rock has it and wants to keep it. Both men want to be the very to man in the business. Simple but effective.

This is a No Holds Barred match which means no ref bumps needed here. Main Events in this era featured more brawling and wrestling. The story of the match is really good with both men doing anything they can to win. Vince McMahon even comes down for a closer look. Or help Austin? Austin? Steve Austin? The same guy he’s had a long running rivalry with since 1998? Yes indeed he was here to help Steve Austin. It confused a lot of people. Some thought Vince had turned good, some still cheered Austin anyway as this all happened in Texas, Steve Austin’s home state. The finish is slightly odd as Austin wins the match and the title, not with the Stunner (his usual finisher) but by mashing The Rock repeatedly with a chair.

Winner: Steve Austin (New WWE Champion)

After the bell Steve Austin and Vince McMahon shake hands to confirm their new allegiance and we’re out.

Post Show: Yes this is perhaps the best WWE show ever. This show has it all Retro, Hardcore fun, a Hardcore brawl, women, TLC High spots, Icon vs Icon. It could even be argued that this is the blueprint for every WrestleMania since. Every Money In The Bank Match or every multi man Ladder Match for the Intercontinental Title can be traced back to the TLC. Every Andre The Giant Battle Royal is just the Gimmick Battle Royal with the current roster. Every match on the show was a good match. Yes I can pick holes in styles that don’t mesh and faces dominating over the bad guy but it’s just minor nit-picking. Jericho vs Regal was a good match and the worst on the show only lasted a few minutes at most and were inoffensive. This will go down as a great show.

Match of The Night: There were a few good matches on this show but the best, for me, was the TLC Ladder Match. Six men played their parts and put their bodies on the line just to give a WrestleMania Spectacle. As I said earlier, go out of your way to watch this one.

MVP: Steve Austin. The show is all about the climax to his comeback and to come back from a serious neck injury that should have ended is career and to do that twice and go on to become the WWE Champion is amazing.

Rating: 8/10

And that was WrestleMania. Perhaps the best show in history. So it’s downhill from here, sorry about that. If you want to talk about wrestling, the new format or The Canadian Wrestler, Tweet me @Callaweasy2220. Time to leap to the next one, after WrestleMania 17, I hope it’s good. #UseYourHead

“I knew this guy was going to flip out sooner or later. He’s laid Shawn Michaels out!”

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Chairshots Classics: SummerSlam 2008

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SummerSlam 2008 gives us The Undertaker and Edge in a Hell in the Cell match.  CM Punk and JBL go face-to-face for the World Heavyweight Title,  Matt Hardy squares up with Mark Henry for the ECW Championship and on the WWE side of the Strap we get Triple H and The Great Kahli….all this and so much more in this edition of The Chairshot Classic.

Today we will spend the evening in The Conseco Fieldhouse, home of the Indiana Pacers, in Indianapolis, Indiana. The show is sold-out with 15,997 in attendance and another 447K tuning in on PPV at home. The theme song for the night will be “Ready to Roll” by Jet Black Stare and the event is sponsored by the 20th Century Fox film “Street Kings”. On a sidenote this is a great movie that stars Keanu Reeves and Forrest Whitaker. Its the story of crooked cops and one mans journey to bring it all down. Check it out. This is also the first PPV after the WWE went to a PG rating, the last one of the PG-13 era being The Great American Bash. Let’s head to the arena and see if this effects the overall product as it’s time for “The Biggest Blockbuster of the Summer”!

The show opens with a movie trailer that is done to make SummerSlam seem like the Blockbuster event of the Summer. It goes on to show Vickie Guerrero reinstate The Undertaker and grant him his Hell in a Cell match with Edge. This a feud that carried over from WrestleMania and Taker and Edge were the first to Main Event both events in the same year. This is a well done package and ranks up there in best opens at SummerSlam for sure.

After the package ends Jim Ross welcomes us into the sold-out show and he introduces the other announcers, Jerry “The King” Lawler and Michael Cole. The three men run through the nights card and the first competitor of the night is introduced. Jeff Hardy enters and he gets the usual love from the fans. Or as a JR says “A Michael Phelps-like welcome.”  JR is tasked with calling the first match and his partner is Tazz. I wish they would move past this mutli-brand announcing as I am a fan of just one announce crew, not three. Montel Vontavious Porter, or MVP is next out for what looks to be a good opening bout.

As soon as the bell sounds, MVP goes for a big opening kick but Hardy dodges it. This opens a window of opportunity for Jeff to land a series of haymakers to the midsection. MVP rolls from the ring to recover and Hardy is quick to follow him. MVP uses this to his advantage and slides right back into the ring, hoping to get the upper hand. This backfires, and Jeff pulls him back out of the ring by his feet. Hardy then slams MVP into the security wall getting the first nice pop of the night. After high-fiving some fans, Hardy bounces MVP off the apron and returns him to the ring. A springboard leg drop and a pin attempt follow, but MVP gets his foot on the rope to break the count. An armbar is next, and when Hardy transitions into a standing variety of the hold, MVP is able to find the ropes. Hardy keeps the advantage for some time but it starts to shift after MVP hits the charging Hardy with a belly-to-belly toss into the turnbuckle. MVP tries for a cover but Hardy gets the shoulder up at two. MVP works Hardy with an armlock next and every time Hardy is close to escaping, Porter nails him with strikes to keep the hold applied. This eventually leads to Jeff Hardy being put in the camel clutch in the center of the ring. Jeff manages to escape it, but MVP is quick to put him into a variation of  a single leg crab. Hardy finally finds the ropes and the official is forced to break the hold.

Hardy rolls to the apron to escape the stomps of MVP and tries to springboard back into the ring. This doesn’t go as planned and MVP catches Jeff, mid springboard, with a right hook. The crowd have a little “MVP” chant here as he brings Hardy back into the ring. Porter tries for a cover and is shocked when he is only rewarded a near fall. An Alabama slam is next, and this leaves Hardy suspended in a tree of woe position. After a quick argument with the official, MVP slams Hardy to the mat and goes for another cover. He is again only gets a near fall and pick Hardy back up. He puts Jeff into a Razor’s Edge like set-up but Hardy escapes with the backslide and catches MVP with a reverse neckbreaker. Hardy lands the mule kick and this sends MVP into the corner. When Hardy charges him, MVP pulls off the ropes for momentums and dropkicks Hardy square in the chest. This had some nice impact and sends Hardy sailing across the ring. MVP is quick with another cover attempt, but for the fourth time he only gets the two count. MVP then whips Jeff into the corner, and when he bounces back out, MVP sends him right back into it with a dropkick. MVP tries for the Drive-by Kick but Hardy explodes from the corner and catches him with a slingblade. Both men lay prone as the ref starts his count. They both slowly return to their feet at the count of seven and Hardy gets the advantage with a Russian leg sweep. Hardy tries for the leg drop cover but it’s MVP’s turn to kick-out. Hardy explodes into a springboard Whisper in the Wind and so does the crowd when this happens. Hardy is quick to return to the top rope, and when he gets up there we see Shelton Benjamin appear at ringside. Hardy crossbodies him and returns right to the top rope. Jeff tries for the Swanton Bomb, but the interference allows MVP to roll from harms way. Hardy hits the mat hard and this allows MVP to hit the Drive-by Kick. When MVP makes the cover, this time he gets the three count and the victory. This was a decent match but I expected better from these two. Not a must watch by any stretch of the imagination and could be skipped over. Match Time-10:21

Next we get an interview with two of the competitors in the next match that is an inter-gender bout with the Intercontinental and Women’s Championships on the line. This is team Glamerella, which is made up of Beth Phoenix and Santino Marella. Maria Kanellis interviews the two and this is all really lame stuff here. We re-enter the arena after this tragedy and Lillian Garcia tells us that this is a winner takes all tag-team bout for the IC and Women’s Titles. I find this quite offensive to one of my all-time favorite Titles, The Intercontinental Championship. Out first is the Women’s Champion Mickie James, who receives a nice pop from the fans. The IC Champ is out next and the crowd has even more pop for Kofi Kingston. Glamerella is out next and incase you’re to young to remember this name was a play on the common theme of combined celebrity names at the time. Most famously was the couple of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, or Brangelina, if you will.

The Glamazon and Mickie James start the bout and the collar and elbow leads to a side headlock for Mickie. She tries to hip toss Phoenix, but she is overpowered and Phoenix tosses Mickie off of her. Phoenix is soon kneeling after James dropkicks her knee out from under her. James then hits the ropes and lands another dropkick, this time to the face of Phoenix. Phoenix reverses into a backdrop and this allows her to tag in Marella. As this is a inter-gender match Mickie James isn’t forced to come out and lands a kick to the back of Marella’s head. She avoids a clothesline from him and this gives her the opportunity to tag in her partner. After the tag is made, Kingston enters the ring via the top rope and nails Marella with a crossbody. Kofi lands a few flipping maneuvers before he sends Santino Marella flying from the ring with a European uppercut. Phoenix starts to yell at her partner and this is when James enters the ring and sends Phoenix sailing off the apron with a dropkick to the back. The crowd pops for this and Beth picks Santino up, as to protect him, because it looks like Kofi is coming out of the ring with a suicide dive. Kofi instead dives into the top rope, intentionally, and bounces back into the ring. Cool stuff here from Kingston.

Marella returns to the apron and when Kofi tries to pull him into the ring Marella hotshots him with a reverse neckbreaker. After Marella does a little more offense and delivers a thumb to the eye of Kingston, he tags Beth Phoenix back in. After a quick kick to the midsection of Kofi, she tags her partner right back in. Marella hits a snap suplex and goes for the cover. Kofi kicks it out at two. Marella responds to this by sitting on the back of Kofi and wrenching on the IC champ’s neck. Kofi eventually stands this up and both men hit the ropes. The two collide in the middle and it looks as though they accidently bumped heads. Marella makes the tag and Kofi is able to do the same. Mickie comes in hot and nails the Glamazon with a series of forearms. Mickie then hits the ropes and takes Phoenix off her feet with a slingblade. She hits a second slingblade and when Marella tries to enter the ring James dropkicks him off the apron. After a hurricanrana, Mickie heads to the top rope and hits Phoenix with the Lou Thesz press from the air. She goes for the cover but Marella enters the ring to break it up. James hits him with a cool tornado DDT but this allows Phoenix to attack her from behind. Phoenix hits James with the Glam Slam and makes the cover. The ref counts the three and Beth Phoenix and Santino Marella are new Title holders. This is the first time the IC Title changed hands at SummerSlam since 2002 when Rob Van Dam beat Chris Benoit. (More on that here.) If you have taken the time to read about this match do yourself a favor and DON’T watch it. Pure trash and a disgrace to a Title that has been carried by some of the greatest bell-to-bell performers of all-time. Match Time-5:35

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Chairshot Classics: WCW WrestleWar ’91

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For the first time, WCW holds a pay-per-view fully on their own, as they continue their slow split with the National Wrestling Alliance. This event is not under the NWA banner any longer, but brings back the WarGames for the continued fallout from Starrcade. ‘The Nature Boy’ is also the new World Champion again, ending Sting’s reign roughly a month and a half prior. Sting has now fielded his squad to even the odds with The Four Horsemen, but can his patchwork team match the cohesion of Ric Flair’s men?

Match #1 for the WCW World Six-Man Tag Team Championships: WCW World Six-Man Tag Team Champions Junkyard Dog, Ricky Morton & ‘Wildfire’ Tommy Rich vs. The State Patrol (Lt. James Earl Wright & Sgt. Buddy Lee Parker) & Big Cat
Cat and JYD start the action. The two big men exchange rights and JYD catches his jaw. JYD ducks a clothesline and hits one of his own. He headbutts Big Cat who quickly tags in Wright. Side headlock and a tag to Morton. Wright sends Morton, but Ricky avoids contact and sends him down with a hiptoss and an armdrag. More arm drags from the RnR man. Tag is made to Rich and they double clothesline Wright. Wristlock into an armbar on Wright. He fights out of the hold and sends Rich to the ropes.

Wildfire reverses the offense and scoop slams him. Wright moves away from an elbow but Rich doesn’t pull the trigger. An arm drag into a wristlock by Rich, Wright breaks it up with a poke to the eyes. He slams Rich and tags in Parker. Parker misses an elbow and is sent over with an arm drag and gets caught in an arm bar. Shoulder blocks to the midsection from Parker who sends Rich to the ropes. Shoulder tackles by Rich, who then reverses a hiptoss into one of his own. Another arm drag by Rich. Tag is made to Morton and Parker powers him into the corner. Morton reverses an Irish whip and delivers an inverted atomic drop. Wright rushes the ring and has the same fate. Arm drag by Morton and he pulls his opponent up, tagging in JYD. Snapmare and a stomp by the big man. A headbutt from JYD and Big Cat is tagged back in.

JYD looks for a test of strength, Big Cat has the early advantage but JYD reverses it with a back heel trip. They exchange head butts and Big Cat drops an elbow for two. Parker is tagged back in, he strikes JYD with no effect. JYD fights back and tags in Morton. They run the ropes and Morton is hit in the mid section. Wright is tagged in and the Patrol double teams Morton. More double team work by State Patrol after another quick tag. Big Cat is tagged in. Drop toe hold/elbow combo from the partners. Lateral press but Morton kicks out. Morton is sent and gets a dropkick by the big man. Cat headbutts him to the ground and kicks him into the corner. He slams Morton down but Ricky moves from the big elbow. Parker is tagged in and he exchanges rights with Morton. Powerslam in midair from Parker but Morton kicks out.

Another quick tag and a bulldog/elbow combo from the Patrol. Yet another quick tag and Morton is reeling from double team work. Big Cat is in. Morton tries a cross body but is caught with a back breaker. Big Cat gets some heat on his opponents and with the ref’s back turned, Morton is triple teamed. Parker is tagged in and applies a reverse chinlock. Irish whip, but Morton moves and Parker hits the turnbuckle. Wright is tagged in, but Morton somersaults over and tags in big JYD. He goes right to work and hits Parker with the Big Thump. Cat breaks up the pin attempt as all participants rush the ring. JYD gets up and knocks Cat out of the ring and Morton jumps on the laid out Parker and picks up a three count.
Winners and STILL WCW Six-Man Tag Team Champions: JYD, Morton & Rich (Morton/Thump)

  • EA’s Take: Well, I guess you don’t have to be the legal man to pick up the win. I’ve seen he idea of a 6-Man Title in WWE being tossed around by some on social media and I can’t even begin to imagine how much of an abortion that would be. Nevertheless, this one was just a way to just cluster mid-card guys together and the championships don’t even last a calendar year in WCW. It just doesn’t have the appeal and excitement you’d think outside of Mexico. I’ve never seen the need for it.

In The Arena: Tony Schiavone is standing by with Terry Taylor and Alexandra York. York explains that thanks to Taylor’s in-ring success, the York Foundation is flourishing. They have been using computers to scientifically determine their opponent’s weakness. York predicts Taylor will win in less than 15 minutes and 28 seconds, Taylor predicts pain.

Match #2: Brad Armstrong vs. ‘Beautiful’ Bobby Eaton
Eaton blindsides Armstrong right off the bat. Armstrong fights back and they run the ropes. Headscissor, dropkick and an arm drag by Armstrong. He hangs on for an armbar. Back to a vertical base, wristlock by Armstrong. It’s broken in the corner and Eaton slaps Armstrong across the face. A reversed Irish whip, and Armstrong monkey flips Eaton and goes right back to the arm bar. He keeps the pressure on the arm. Back to their feet and Eaton breaks it with a knee before dumping Armstrong to the floor. He gives chase and Randy Anderson starts the count. Armstrong drives Eaton into the rail and ring post. Both men back to the ring and Armstrong returns to the arm.

He holds a wrist lock before transitioning back to the armbar. Eaton gets over to the ropes to break it. Tempers flare and they shove one another, Eaton cowers back to the ropes again. Eaton calls for a test of strength and Amrstrong obliges. Kick to the mid section by Eaton and Armstrong drops to his knees. Back to a vertical base for Armstrong. He disorients Eaton by climbing up over his shoulders, running up the turnbuckle and turning around with a flying cross body and a two count. Arm drag/Armbar combo once again for Armstrong. Back to their feet and to the corner, Eaton hits a cheap right. Eaton slingshots Armstrong over the ropes but it’s reversed.

Armstrong with a right to the abdomen and goes back to work on the wrist and arm. Eaton reverses a waist lock and hits a huge clothesline. Eaton is slow to cover and only gets two. He sends Armstrong and lifts him for a back breaker. He leans in but Armstrong kicks out again. Scoop slam by Eaton  followed with an elbow, he can still only get two. Reverse chinlock by Eaton. Armstrong hits elbows but Eaton stops the breakup with a knee to the face. Slingshot backbreaker by Beautiful Bobby. He goes for the pin and Armstrong kicks out.

Eaton applies a modified Camel Clutch. The crowd gets behind Armstrong who works to his feet. Shots to the midsection, but Eaton counters the attempt with an elbow and he kicks Armstrong out to the floor. Bobby hotshots him across the railing and heads back to the ring. Armstrong is slow to return but he beats the count. An abdominal stretch is applied by Eaton who uses the ropes for leverage. Randy Anderson crawls in between Armstrong’s legs to catch Eaton cheating and breaks it up.

The two exchange blows, Irish whip but Armstong moves and Eaton goes legs first into the turnbuckle. Drop kick followed by a side Russian leg sweep by Brad but Eaton is too close to the ropes to get the pin. Irish whip by Armstrong but Eaton reverses with a neck breaker. Eaton heads to the top rope and he lands a flying leg drop which earns him the win.
Winner: ‘Beautiful’ Bobby Eaton (Alabama Jam)

  • EA’s Take: Cornette and Lane have both departed the company at this point. I miss The Midnight Express, but I’m happy to see Eaton putting on great singles matches. Unfortunately for him, we’d find out there was a reason why he was always in a tag team as he can’t really talk well or change his look with the times. The Armstrong family has to be one of the most underrated families in wrestling. When I started watching WCW religiously in the mid 90’s, Brad was doing a lot of jobs, but there’s no doubt the guy could work. It’s just too bad he was never able to show his personality on-camera, then later gets saddled with a gimmick blatantly ripping off his own brother.
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Chairshot Classics: Raw #7 [March 1st 1993]

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Hello from the Raw side where we chronologically wander through past episodes of WWE’s Monday Night Raw episode by episode. Seven weeks in and it’s time for a WWE Title match. To see who it was defended against and if it was defended at all (see what I did there?) lets head on to

Raw #7 [March 1 1993]

As soon as Raw opens, WWE Champion, Bret Hart is on his way down the isle for……

. Bret Hart vs Fatu [WWE Title]

Fatu pushes Bret out of a Collar and Elbow. Bret turns a second one into a Headlock but Fatu sends him off the ropes. Nobody moves as both men clash shoulders together in the centre of the ring. Bret charges at Fatu who catches Bret and Bodyslams him before an Elbow Drop that Bret rolls to avoid. Bret hits an Armdrag followed by knees to the shoulder before applying an Armbar. Fatu breaks it by throwing Bret into the turnbuckles. However, Bret avoids a charging Fatu and Armdrags him into another Armbar. Fatu breaks this one by sending Bret off the ropes. Again nobody moves when both men clash shoulders in the centre of the ring. Bret hits Fatu with another Shoulder Block and this time Fatu goes down. Bret runs the ropes and falls over Fatu (which Vince tries to pass off as a trip by Fatu’s manager, Afa, despite Afa being nowhere near Bret) and clutches his knee. He’s faking it. As Fatu celebrates his opponent’s injury Bret runs at Fatu and rolls him up with a School Boy that gets him a two count.

Bret Arm Wringers his way back into the Armbar. Fatu tries to break it with a Bodyslam but Bret rolls through it still holding the Armbar. Fatu breaks it again by sending Bret off the ropes but Fatu telegraphs a Back Drop and Bret Faceplants Fatu into the canvas. Fatu is Samoan and apparently shots to the head (like a Faceplant) have no effect on him and he stands straight back up and Superkicks Bret for a two count. Fatu uses his hard Samoan head to hit Bret with a Headbutt. Fatu sends Bret off the ropes and tries to Hip Toss Bret. He counters it and, despite managing to Armdrag Fatu twice so far this match, can’t Hip Toss Fatu because he’s too heavy and gets Clotheslined by Fatu for another two count. Fatu applies a nerve grip to Bret’s shoulder. Bret tries to fight his way out with Elbows to the gut but Fatu pulls Bret’s hair and re-applies the nerve grip. It’s eventually broken when Fatu gets hungry and bites Bret. Fatu catches Bret as he runs right into a Back Elbow and gets a two count. Samu walks down the isle. Bret ducks a Clothesline and hits a Cross Body for a two. Fatu kicks out hard enough to send Bret rolling out of the ring. Afa distracts the referee allowing Samu to Bodyslam Bret Hart onto the ringside mats followed by a series of Headbutts and finally Sam rams Bret into the ringside steps.

Back from the ads and Bret is still on the outside of the ring and not been counted out. (how short were the ads back in ’93 and can we have those back?) Fatu is fanally bored waiting and hits Bret’s head off the apron before rolling Bret back into the ring. Fatu Headbutts Bret and Irish Whips him hard into the corner. Fatu gets a two from a side Backbreaker. Fatu Irish Whips Bret again and drops with another Headbutt for another two count. Fatu gets another two count from a Piledriver. Fatu bites at Bret again and kicks him in one corner before Irish Whipping Bret chest first into another for yet another two count. Fatu gets another one from a Sidewalk Slam and a second rope Headbutt. Fatu climbs to the top turnbuckle but Bret stops him with a Right Hand and Superplexes Fatu for a two count as does a Bulldog. Bret hits a Side Backbreaker and a second rope Elbow Drop before applying the Sharpshooter. Afa distracts the referee while Samu Clotheslines Bret. Fatu rolls out of the ring and Samu gets a two count. Afa distracts again and Fatu is back in. Bret slips out of a Bodyslam attempt and pushes Fatu into Samu causing Samu to get tied up in the ropes. Bret hits Fatu with a Russian Leg Sweep and Dropkicks Afa to prevent him interfering. Bret locks Fatu in the Sharpshooter and this is over.

Winner: Bret Hart [still WWE Champion]

Time for a Wrestlemania Report. Mean Gene hypes the matches for Westlemania including Hogan & Beefcake vs DiBiase & IRS, Giant Gonzales vs The Undertaker, Shawn Michaels vs Tatanka, Lex Luger vs Mr Perfect and Bret Hart vs Yokozuna. Tickets are still available.

Via sattelite we link up with Crush. He demonstates his prediction for his Wrestlemania match by crushing a coconut.

. Doink vs Koko B Ware

Doink attacks Koko before the bell with a Running Knee and then stops on Koko before Elbow Dropping Koko’s knee. He then stops Koko’s knee. Doink applies a Half Crab that quickly becomes an STF. Doink kicks at Koko’s hamstring. Doink hits Koko with a Neckbreaker. Doink applies the Stump Puller and this one is over. Night of Submissions this is.

Winner: Doink

Elvis” or Rob Bartlet interviews Doink at ringside. Doink hands Bartlet a tiny cream pie. Bartlet shows it to the crowd and turns right into… Doink smushes a normal sized cream pie into Bartlet’s face. I love Doink sometimes.

We get the Bret Hart IcoPro ad, the Savage Slim Jim ad and the action figure ad.

Vince McMahon is in the ring with Ted DiBiase & IRS. DiBiase says he thought Hogan had gone off into the sunset but “oh no, here he comes again“. DiBiase says that insted of taking an asset, Hogan has taken an overpaid loss in Jimmy Hart. IRS says if they wanted they could have put Beefcake out of wrestling for good, but they didn’t and calls their attack “a wake up call“. DiBiase says not only will they put the titles on the line against Hogan and Beefcake, but they wll do so at Wrestlemania. He should watch Raw, Mean Gene told me about this match earlier in the show on the Wrestlemania Report.

The Wrestlemania ad airs. Slightly over a month away and tickets are STILL available.

. Lex Luger vs PJ Walker

Yes people it’s Enhancement Time! This time it’s PJ Walker. He will go on to become ECW alumni Justin Credible. We will see him turn up in about 2020 as masked jellyfish Aldo Montoya.

Luger starts with a Kick to the gut and an Elbow to the back of PJ’s head. Luger then Irish Whips PJ hard into the corner twice. Luger then lifts PJ and drops his back across Luger’s knee for a Backbreaker and then hits a Suplex. Luger then rams PJ head first into the corner twice and then catches PJ with a High Knee. Luger then lifts PJ for a Bodyslam but instead runs him into the corner (similar to an Oklahoma Stampede). With PJ hanging from the turnbuckles in a Tree Of Woe stylee, Luger kicks at PJ’s gut. Down off the corner, Luger then Soccer Kicks PJ in the ribs. Luger then hits PJ with a running Forearm and pins him with his pinkie.

Winner: Lex Luger

. Rick Steiner & Scott Steiner vs Duane Gill & Barry Hardy

Yes people, it’s another Enhancement Time! This match feel familiar to anyone? It should, this is basically the Executioners vs The Steiners from Raw #1 only the Executioners are maskless.

Scott and Barry start. Scott goes quickly from an Arm Wringer into a Double Leg Takedown but Barry quickly gets to the ropes. Scott turns a Collar and Elbow into a Headlock and Barry pushes him off the ropes. Scott hits him with a Shoulder Block as he rebounds which knocks Barry down. Scott goes off the ropes again, leapfrogs Barry and smashes a Forearm across his back. Scott grabs Barry and lauches him with an Overhead Belly To Belly Suplex. Scott hits a Snapmare and tags Rick who Clotheslines Barry over the top rope and out of the ring. Scott throws Barry back into the ring where Rick lifts him onto his shoulder and runs (similar to Luger’s variation of the Oklahoma Stampede earlier) into the corner. Rick throws Barry into his own corner so he can tag Duane who runs straight into a Back Drop by Rick. Duane is then thrown off the ropes where Rick catches him with a Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker and an Elbow Drop. Scott tags in and hits Duane with a Pump Handle Slam. Scott sends Duane off the ropes and Dropkicks him. Rick tags in and briefly applies a Camel Clutch before tagging Scott back in. Scott hits a Double Underhook Suplex and a Frankensteiner. He covers Duane and to no surprise, this is over.

Winners: Rick Steiner & Scott Steiner

The ad for Mania airs again.

Commentary hype next weeks matches including Mr Perfect vs Rick Martel and Ted DiBiase & IRS vs El Matador & Virgil and we are done for another week.

Post Show: What can I say? Raw in 1993 is what it is and it will be that way for a couple of years yet.

Match Of The Night: Bret Hart vs Fatu. It was a WWE Championship match on TV and was at least given time for them to do something with. The rest was just filler.

MVP: Bret Hart AND Fatu. Fatu’s offence plus Bret’s selling made the match.

Rating: 6/10

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