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Joe’s Lucha Libre Weekly: News & Analysis (11/23/18)

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Vanilla vs Keyra

There’s definitely going to be more than four matches on this show. They posture to start, both trying to play to the crowd but they’re on Vanilla’s side. They tie up and look to gain better positioning. They break it off and posture some more then tie up again and start submission grappling. Keyra works over Vanilla until Vanilla counters an attack and brings it to the outside where she hits a hurricanrana on Keyra. Keyra reverses momentum by throwing Vanilla into the post. After a few minutes of working over Vanilla, Vanilla sweeps Keyra’s legs and hits an elbow drop for a two count.

They do some more posturing where Keyra is walking outside of the ring selling her injuries. They exchange forearms in the center of the ring now. Keyra hits a death valley driver, then a moonsault for a two count. Vanilla hits a tornado dive from the top and goes to pin Keyra but it’s a two count. They go back and forth for a bit until Keyra catches her with a german suplex. Keyra defeats Vanilla with a german suplex.

Murder Clown vs Samoano

They do some wrestling to start but only briefly. Murder Clown goes for a dive but Samoano hits him before he can execute it. Samoano hits a back body drop for a two count. Murder Clown falls out of the ring after missing an attack. Samoano hits a top rope dive on him. Murder Clown hits a clothesline for a come back then hits a power slam for a two count. Samoano gets him on his shoulders for a samoan driver. Clown kicks out and he gets Samoano to the outside and hits a dive over the top rope. Samoano goes to the top but Clown press slams him off then hits an elbow drop for a two count. Samoano fights back hitting an STO for a close two count. Murder Clown executes a victory roll for a close two. He gets Samoano in the ropes and hits a 619. He hits a splash off the top for the win. Murder Clown pins Samoano with a top rope splash for the win.

While Murder Clown is about to be interviewed after the match Killer Kross comes out to beat him up. He does a DDT. Kross was originally supposed to wrestle but instead he’s gonna destroy people. He hit a belly to back suplex on Samoano. Kross requests a microphone. Tells us not to adjust our computer, and hello facebook. Hi Kevin. He wants the fat overweight Mexicanos to shut their mouth. While a real American has something to tell them. He says they booked him to wrestle a midget but he’s the most valuable international talent. Kross is asking where his title shot is. Kross brings up the female wrestler he had that’s 10 times better and more attractive than luchador.

He brings out Scarlett Bordeuax. She holds the record for most views in AAA youtube history by the way. Konnan calls them the power couple. Kross says to bring the competition and you’ll get your money’s worth. Kross and Scarlett do a double DDT to Samoano. Konnan is interviewing Kross now, says he came here to win the tournament. Scarlett says she’s here cause everyone paid to see her. Some real storyline advancement with Kross on this tournament. I wonder if the tournament is to get him over.

Winner: Murder Clown

Upcoming December 2nd Show

This is a pretty big card as far as titles go, maybe not from a feud standpoint although there are some feuds continuing. We have a 5 way women’s match starting the show off for the Reina de Reinas championship featuring, Faby Apache vs Keyra vs Lady Shani vs La Hierda vs Scarlett. Scarlett did the angle above, during the Lucha Capital show with Kevin Kross making them the new power couple of AAA. Kross claiming she’s 10 times better and hotter than any luchador. The next match is part of a grudge between La Mascara and Maximo, which will likely conclude on their January show. It pits La Mascara, Taurus, and La Parka Negra vs Maximo, Mamba, and Pimpinela Escarlata. The next match will be the third straight match between Laredo Kid, Angelikal, and Hijo Del Vikingo vs Porde de Norte for the Six man tag team championships. The former has beaten them in two straight matches and now the titles are on the line.

The next match in this championship heavy show is a hardcore match for the normal tag team titles seeing Pagano and Joe Lider vs Texano Jr and Rey Escorpion vs Ciclope and Miedo Extremo. The next match sees Hijo Del Fantasma defend his Latin American title against Drago who has wanted a match for the past few shows, but Fantasma brushed him off. Well now he gets his chance. The Co Main Event sees Brian Cage taking on Fenix for the AAA Mega Championship. This should be very interesting to see where they go. Fenix isn’t on their TV nearly as much as Cage is, and they just turned Cage babyface/technico. The main event sees Psycho Clown and Dr. Wagner Jr taking on Blue Demon Jr and Killer Kross. So a big step up for Kross and based off Lucha Capital it looks like he’s going to get a big push. This is actually a really good show on paper and you can tune in live on Twitch on December 2nd 7pm Eastern time on Sunday. Twitch is free live I believe and for on demand you need to pay.




Here and There

Impact

The taping spoilers I’ve heard said Pentagon and Fenix are going to challenge LAX for the tag team titles at the Homecoming PPV and as announced on Impact, Brian Cage will challenge Johnny Impact for the title.

MLW

For their Tv tapings in Chicago, MLW announced Rush facing MJF. LA Park will have a falls count anywhere match with PCO and Pentagon and Fenix defend their tag titles against the Hart Foundation, Davey Boy Smith Jr and Teddy Hart.

Random

At an independent show a wrestler named Cuervo had a real brick thrown at the back of his head by a wrestler named Angel o Demonio. Cuervo needed surgery almost right away because a blood clot started to form. He’s going to live and probably end up alright but he needs to remain in the hospital for a few days. A benefit show will be done for him presumably to help with the medical costs. The local commission has suspended Angel o Demonio from wrestling in Mexico State. Realistically he should be prosecuted for attempted murder.

Top Matches This Week

  • Dalys vs Marcela
  • Ultimo Guerrero vs Sanson
  • Leyenda de Plata Tournament match
  • Puma King vs Drago




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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; win.

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[Due to the scheduling choices of KFOX14 (El Paso & Las Cruces), coverage of SmackDown will not begin until 9PM Eastern]


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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