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Joe’s CMLL Results & Review (12/3/2018)

Published

5 years ago

December 5, 2018

Joseph Dinan

CMLL Arena Mexico Friday Leyenda Mexicanas

Super Muneco, Super Pinocho, and Super Raton vs Rocky Santana, Mr. Condor, and El Gallego

Super Pinocho and Gallego start with some basic wrestling and grappling. Super Raton and Satana get in and Raton just looks ridiculous. He has a rat mask on and he’s so fat that his belt must be constricting air flow. They grapple for a bit and Raton gets the advantage. Muneco and Condor get in and it turns into them all in the ring. Muneco does multiple hip tosses on everyone. Pinocho gets Gallego in a weird arm stretch, Raton submits Santana in a weird arm stretch too. Muneco submits Condor with neck stretch. First Fall: Super Muneco submits Mr Condor with a neck stretch.

Pinocho gets doubled by Santana and Condor but he makes them look foolish and tricks them so they start hitting each other. Gallego calms them and levels them. Raton comes in an gets the advantage on them hitting tilt a whirl back breakers. Muneco comes in and they start to triple team him and the rest after they take him out. They get Pinocho in a submission where it looks like he’s being pinned and the other two hold his arms down. And then they hold Raton’s arms while Condor went on his back and stomped his head. Second Fall: Super Raton gets submitted by a triple team submission.

They start the round continuing to triple team them. They make a come back to even the odds and Raton and Condor are left in the ring. He hits a spine buster on Condor and gets a lion tamer. Santana breaks it up then gets Raton in a head crank. Pinocho gets Gallego to the outside by making him miss an attack, then he hits a middle rope dive. Raton hits a springboard head butt on Santana for the pin. Then super Muneco submits Condor with a double arm stretch submission. Third Fall: Super Muneco submits Mr. Condor with a double arm stretch.

Winners: Super Muneco, Super, Pinocho, and Super Raton

Microman, El Gallito, and El Guapito vs Chamuel, Mije, and Perico Zakarias

Mije and Gallito start the match out. Mije wants to face Microman though. They do some posturing then grappling. Mije falls onto the ramp and Gallito poses. Guapito and Chamuel are in next and they’re grappling on the ground fighting each other for submissions. Guapito gets him to the outside then poses. Microman comes in to a huge applause to face off against Perico. Chamuel comes in to hit Microman, and now Mije and Perico are teaming on him. Chamuel hits a leg drop then a vertical suplex on Microman. Mije hits a clothesline on Gallito as well. Chamuel then goes for the pin. First Fall: Chamuel pins Microman with a vertical suplex.

Chamuel continues to beat on Microman to start the second round. They then start to double Gallito. Guapito moves out of the way to change the tide. He hits Chamuel with a hurricanrana and Microman then dives off the apron onto him. Gallito gets Mije in a full nelson stretch and Guapito school boys Perico. Second Fall: El Guapito school boys Perico Zakarias.

Gallito hits a dive off the steps on the ramp on Perico. They posture some when they get back in the ring. Perico and Mije are having issues with each other as they try to double Gallito. Gallito hits a hurricanrana on Perico and then an arm drag and drop kick on Mije. Guapito is back in with Mije. He dodges Mije’s attack, then hits a hip toss into a drop kick. Microman is in now to go against Chamuel. Micoman hits a nice arm drag then counters Chamuel’s move into a head scissors. He places Microman on the top rope but Microman hits a hurricanrana on him. Guapito goes for a school boy on Mije but Chamuel is back to stop it. Gallito comes in and hits a drop kick on him. Perico breaks up the pin. Gallito hits a drop kick on him to the outside, then dives off the apron. In the ring Guapito gets a standing kimura on Mije and Microman hits a vader bomb on Chamuel for the win. Third Fall: Microman pins Chamuel with a vader bomb.

Winners: Microman, El Gallito, and El Guapito

Rush, Cavernario, and El Terrible vs Sanson, Cuatrero, and Forastero

Forastero and Cavernario start the match out doing some quick grappling and transitions. The stare each other down face to face, chin to chin. Cuatrero comes in and then Cavernario stares him down the same to but this time Rush and Terrible jump them. Rush beats up Sanson on the ramp and Terrible takes care of Forastero. Rush has totally ripped Sanson’s mask and there’s brawling on the outside, and in the crowd. Rush fakes out Sanson like he’s going to drop kick in the corner but throws a weak kick, and then they all pose. Cuatrero tries to take on Terrible but Terrible just beats on him. He gets him in a big swing then Rush drop kicks him. They all hit Sanson with triple basement drop kicks. Sanson hits an enziguri on Rush and then follows him to the outside for a middle rope dive. Cuatrero and Forastero get Terrible and Cavernario seated in the corner, then Cuatrero launches him into them for the pin. First Fall: Forastero gets launched into Terrible and Cavernario for the pin.

They continue to brawl on the outside, beating on Rush to start. Cuatrero has Cavernario on the top rope and starts biting his head. Sanson continues to beat on Terrible with the help of Forastero and Cuatrero occasionally. They get Rush in the corner and hit him with a triple drop kick. They continue to team up on Rush but Rush hits a drop kick to make a come back. Cavernario hits a run up the ropes dive to the outside on Cuatrero. Terrible then hits a top rope dive to the outside on Cavernario, Cuatrero, and Forastero leaving Sanson and Rush in the ring. Rush goes to run and runs over the ref. He then kicks Sanson in the groin then unmasks him. That’s like an uber DQ. Second Fall: Rush DQs himself by running over the ref, kicking Sanson in the groin, then unmasking him.

Winners: Sanson, Cuatrero, and Forastero

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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

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April 26, 2024

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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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22 hours ago

April 25, 2024

Andrew Balaz

Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

.@AJFrancis410, Rich Swann, and rap legend @BunBTrillOG are IN THE HOUSE Meanwhile, @joehendry announces he will deliver an apology to Fir$t Cla$$ NEXT WEEK on #TNAiMPACT! pic.twitter.com/4GNe2xWfyU

— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) April 26, 2024

Ratings:

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

Did @NicTNemeth say BROKEN? @MATTHARDYBRAND has arrived in the iMPACT Zone! #TNAiMPACT pic.twitter.com/HbkUangt6e

— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) April 26, 2024

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out.

.@JordynneGrace vs @miyu_tjp NEXT WEEK on #TNAiMPACT will now be for the Knockouts World Championship! pic.twitter.com/YnKZjb9yjx

— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) April 26, 2024

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff.

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage.

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official.

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

Tensions are sky-high between @alexhammerstone and @JakeSomething_! #TNAiMPACT pic.twitter.com/LLCUJOCy7H

— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) April 26, 2024

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Fraud has thrown the Ballot Box Battle into chaos, but also paved the way for an explosive showdown between @TheTreyMiguel and @The_Ace_Austin NEXT WEEK to determine the #1 Contender for the X Division Championship! #TNAiMPACT pic.twitter.com/lYHrtgNrc3

— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) April 26, 2024

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

.@SteveMaclin has a proposition for @FrankieKazarian #TNAiMPACT pic.twitter.com/XY6lMdmSWo

— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) April 26, 2024

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.

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