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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (7/27/19)

Brothers VS Brothers!

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ROH Wrestling Television, Episode 410

After the Mayhem and Hysteria, who are the ROH World Tag Team Champions? Learn the answer to that as we see who are the superior pair of brothers in The Briscoes VS Rush and Dragon Lee!

 

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Josh Woods VS Silas Young; Young wins.
  • Shinobi Shadow Squad VS Brian Johnson, Joe Keys & Dante Caballero; Shinobi Shadow Squad wins.
  • Sumie Sakai VS Karissa Rivera; Rivera wins.
  • The Briscoes VS Dragon Lee & Rush; Lee & Rush win.

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Josh Woods VS Silas Young!

The Goods is always #DownToFight since his return to ROH, and now he’s up against “The Last Real Technician.” Will Woods keep racking up wins? Or will Silas rebound after getting a taste of his own medicine from Jonathan Gresham?

The Code of Honor is upheld and the bell rings. Silas and Woods circle, but Silas bails out to grab a mic. “Before we get this match started, Josh Woods, I’ve got something I got to get off my chest.” Silas realized that Woods has been in ROH for two years. What has Woods done those two years? Nothing! But it doesn’t have to be that way. It shouldn’t be that way! A guy like Woods, a multi-time collegiate champion, with a pedigree, should be winning titles and earning respect.

But to be honest, even the fans don’t care about him. They don’t respect Woods the way they respect the #TechnicianOfHonor, Silas Young. What it comes down to, the fans may not like Silas or agree with him, but they respect him! So Silas asks Woods, “Do you want to just come out here your whole career and get little golf claps, and have some cute girls hoot and holler at you? Or do you want to earn respect?” As far as Silas sees it, Woods is more than wet behind the ears, and has a lot to learn before he’s earned respect. Put up or shut up. Silas hands the mic to the ref, but doesn’t need an answer from Woods as he LOW BLOW KICKS him behind the ref’s back!! Cradle, Silas wins!

Winner: Silas Young, by pinfall

Real man? Real technician? That’s real funny coming from Silas Young. But Woods isn’t laughing. Will Woods teach Silas a lesson in stooping to lows when they meet again?

 

ROH looks back to last week’s Six Man Tag main event!

LifeBlood was looking for payback on Villain Enterprises for the Best in the World trickery, and they got it in a Philly Street Fight! Bandido, Mark Haskins and Tracy Williams took Marty Scurll, Brody King and PCO to their limit, and came away with a win worthy of ECW! But does this now give LifeBlood another shot at the ROH World Six Man Tag Team Championships?

 

Jay Lethal reflects on G1 Supercard.

Emotions were running high, everyone was excited. Lethal got his family a car to Madison Square Garden, but Lethal took the train to relive his childhood trips. However, that night would turn into a very bad one for the Franchise Player, because on the ride home, he was without the ROH World Championship. He didn’t tap out, he wasn’t submitted, but he still left MSG, the biggest show ever, without the title. Lethal wanted to come in and walk out the champion. He doesn’t want to disappoint himself. The title may mean a lot to others, but it means so much more to him. Lethal knows what he feels about that title, and he needs that title. So Lethal’s mindset refuses to leave New York without that title. Did Lethal accomplish his mission at Manhattan Mayhem?

 

Shinobi Shadow Squad VS Brian Johnson, Joe Keys & Dante Caballero!

Cheeseburger, Ryan Nova and Eli Isom are poised to go for those ROH World Six Man titles, but they need to prove they’re still THE Future of Honor against some fellow FOH alumni. Can Triple S overcome and The Number One, the Golden Keys and the Pride of Puerto Rico?

The bell rings and Nova starts against Keys. They tie up and Keys powers Nova to a corner. Nova turns it around but Keys turns it back to elbow Nova hard! Keys whips Nova corner to corner but Nova goes up and over. Nova dropkicks Keys’ legs out then swings a kick. Keys ducks the first, but not the second! Nova fires up but Keys tags out to Dante. Dante runs at Nova but misses to get fast strikes! Nova runs in for a big forearm smash! Tag to Isom and Nova CHOPS Dante. Nova feeds Dante to Isom’s scoop, then sidewinder slam! Tag to Cheeseburger, and Burger uses Isom for a step stool senton! Johnson runs in but gets an atomic drop from Burger! Burger powers up the hand, and gives Johnson a SHOTEI SPANK! Johnson is sent flying out of the ring! But Dante clobbers Burger and drags him over.

Tag to Keys and they mug Burger. Keys throws uppercuts and wrenches Burger to reel him in for a clothesline! Fans rally up but Keys mocks the fans as he flexes. Keys deadlift suplexes Burger up and down! Cover, TWO! Keys keeps on Burger with a facelock and wrench. He whips Burger into the corner then tags in Dante. Dante brings the straps down to show his own muscles, then hauls Burger up for a snap suplex. Cover, TWO! Dante drags Burger into a chinlock but fans rally. Dante whips Burger back into the corner, then tags in Johnson. Johnson struts about before stomping Burger’s hand. “My name is Number One, Brian Johnson!” Then he stomps Burger down again. Johnson drags Burger up but Burger cradle counters! TWO, but Johnson drops an elbow!

Johnson declares himself team captain as he tags in Dante. Dante runs to blast Nova then helps Johnson double suplex Burger. Burger slips out, baits Dante into hitting Keys, and then dodges Johnson to hot tag Isom! Isom springboards to missile dropkick Johnson and Dante down! Isom SUPERKICKS Dante then gives a BIG Saido! Kip-up and fans fire up with Isom! Isom aims at Dante, runs corner to corner to double CHOP! Isom keeps going, whipping Dante and pops him up into the Air Raid Crash! Cover, but Johnson breaks it! Johnson saves Dante and whips Isom, but Isom puts him up and out! Then he helps Nova DIVE to take Johnson down! But Dante clobbers Isom from behind!

Dante drags Isom up and whips, and Keys comes in. Dante whips Keys in but Isom dodges to enziguri Dante down! Isom goes back at Keys but gets an elbow. Keys hops up, but Isom dodges and again Keys accidentally hits Dante! Nova returns, Isom pops Keys up for Nova’s roundhouse! Nova drags Dante up and Isom helps him hold Dante as Burger climbs! Burger leaps, Oyasumi, the double stomp draping DDT combo! Isom covers, Shinobi Shadow Squad wins!

Winners: Shinobi Shadow Squad, Eli Isom pinning

Oyasumi means “good night,” and Triple S put these Top Prospects to bed! Will Burger, Nova and Isom be saying good night to the ROH World Six Man Tag Team Champions very soon?

As for the Top Prospects team, the Maryland connection of Keys and Caballero looks to be breaking down! Dante shoves Keys away, but Keys gives it back with pie faces. Johnson is done with these two anyway, so he leaves to prepare for the tournament. Dante gets fed up with Keys and SLAPS him! Security hurries in to keep this from getting any worse, but who wins when these two meet in the Top Prospect opening round?

 

Sumie Sakai VS Karissa Rivera!

The Ray of Sunshine returns from injury and back to ROH in-ring competition! But she won’t take it easy, she’s going up against an ambitious and hungry young Woman of Honor! Will the inaugural WOH World Champion get back on track against the Cherokee Warrior?

Fans are strongly behind the returning Sumie as the Code of Honor is upheld. The bell rings and fans rally as the two circle. Sumie and Karissa tie up and Sumie throws Karissa down fast. Sumie goes after the arm but Karissa uses her longer legs to crawl towards ropes. Karissa gets the ropebreak with her arm and Sumie lets go at 4. Sumie wrenches but Karissa rolls and kips up to handspring and arm-drag! Sumie gets to a corner but runs out into another arm-drag. Karissa keeps on the arm but Sumie whips. Karissa reverses into a headlock, and grinds Sumie down. She throws Sumie down with the takeover but Sumie headscissors. Karissa pops out and stands off with Sumie. The fans cheer as the two circle again.

Sumie waistlocks but Karissa standing switches. Sumie resists any lifts and wrenches out to hammerlock and drag Karissa down. Sumie shifts to a cover, TWO! She goes after the arm again but Karissa makes it a high stack cover! TWO, and Sumie lets Karissa go to sweep. Cover, ONE, Karissa sees the double stomps coming. Karissa also ducks the buzzsaw to roll Sumie up! TWO, but barely! Karissa is giving Sumie all she can handle, but Sumie likes that. Sumie resets as ROH goes to break.

ROH returns and Karissa wants to show respect with another handshake. Sumie prefers to bow. Karissa bows, too, but Sumie uses that to sneak her into a cradle! TWO, but sneaky Sumie gets Karissa up for a Northern Lights! Bridge, TWO! Sumie is upset with the ref but that was a fair count. Sumie goes to Karissa in the corner for those fast stomps! Then she hops up for the swinging meteora! Sumie drags Karissa out and has the legs to catapult Karissa into a Boston Crab! Karissa is caught, but she powers her way forward. Sumie laces the legs together for an Angelito modification, but Karissa refuses to quit. Karissa gets the ropebreak again! Sumie lets up, but then stomps Karissa on the back.

Sumie drags Karissa up to club her back down, then brings her up again for a modified Cobra Twist. Karissa fights her way out and hip tosses Sumie down! Sumie stands but Karissa dropkicks her down! Sumie deflects the second dropkick and goes after an arm, but Karissa pops up enough to arm-drag Sumie down! Karissa runs in at Sumie in the corner, but Sumie puts her on the apron. Sumie runs but gets a shoulder. Karissa slingshots over and CHOPS Sumie down! And again! Karissa BOOTS Sumie to a cover, TWO! Karissa is learning the toughness of a former champion as she hauls Sumie up. Sumie reverses the whip to rock Karissa with a right. Sumie fisherman’s the leg, Twist ‘n’ Shout! Cover, TWO! Karissa shows her own toughness, but Sumie likes it!

Sumie heads up top, Karissa stands, Sumie takes Karissa down with the shotgun missile dropkick! Cover, TWO! Now Sumie is shocked to see that. But Sumie fires up as she brings Karissa up. Karissa gives a forearm but Sumie gives it back! Karissa gives another, but Sumie fires off a bunch! Sumie whips but Karissa reverses, only for Sumie to stop herself in the corner and come back! Karissa gives her a SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Karissa grows frustrated, she was so close! She and Sumie stand, and Sumie gets a waistlock and rolls her, for a tackle! Sumie brings Karissa up again, BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Sumie nods to the camera, Karissa’s tough. But Sumie brings Karissa up again, dragon sleeper, but Karissa pops out to fireman’s carry! Sumie slips around to a sunset but Karissa sits on it! Karissa wins!!

Winner: Karissa Rivera, by pinfall

In her ROH TV debut, the Cherokee Warrior shocks the inaugural champion! Is this the start of a new legacy in the WOH Division?

In-ring interview with Karissa.

Quinn McKay asks Karissa how she feels accomplishing this amazing feat! Sumie interrupts the interview to look Karissa in the eye, and offer a handshake. Karissa takes it, and Sumie raises Karissa’s hand. The Ray of Sunshine shows respect to the young star, is this Sumie’s seal of approval on Karissa’s fledgling career? And what of her own mission to get back to the WOH World Championship?

 

ROH finds Silas and Woods shouting!

Security holds Woods back, as he’s still furious with Silas’ literally low tactics. But Silas says he “disrespected” Woods because Woods is too dumb to see Silas is actually trying to help him. Woods needs Silas to be a mentor, and to teach him how to be great. Silas leaves but Woods is still furious. Will Woods want to join or hurt the Last Real Man next time they meet?

 

The Briscoes VS Dragon Lee & Rush!

Honor Club members know what went down in Manhattan! But it doesn’t matter if Jay and Mark are the ROH World Tag Team Champions or not, they want to prove that #ChicosBlancosLocos are the superior brother duo! Will #DemBoys do so against CMLL’s Dragon and El Toro Blanco?

The fans chant “Man Up!” for the Briscoes as the teams sort out. But Rush doesn’t wait, he DECKS Jay with a right! Mark hits Rush then runs Lee over. Lee kips up but Mark is on him with hands. Mark whips but Lee huricanranas back! Lee runs but Jay BOOTS him down! Jay swings but Rush dodges and things speed up! Rush swings Jay around t othen hit a corner splash! Rush runs corner to corner but Jay follows to splash back! Jay runs but Rush follows to forearm smash! Mark returns and leaps for a shotgun missile dropkick! Lee returns to shotgun dropkick Mark out! The Briscoes regroup and Lee builds speed to DIVE! But the Briscoes catch him and double suplex him to the mat! Rush comes around and brawls with Mark, but Mark sends him into barriers! The Briscoes have #DinastiaMunoz down as ROH goes to break!

ROH returns again, and the brawling is still outside the ring! Mark rocks Rush with uppercuts, then feeds him to Jay’s BOOT! Fans are fired up as The Briscoes drag Lee up and into the ring. Mark tosses in a chair but the ref tosses it back out. Fans boo the ref ruining the fun. Jay uppercuts Lee down then tags in Mark. This match finally looks like a match as the Briscoes mug Lee. Mark suplexes and drops Lee, then kicks Rush off the apron. Mark drags Lee up for another uppercut, then tags Jay. The Briscoes have Lee in another corner for another BOOT! Jay looms over Lee and drags him up for uppercuts. Jay tags Mark and the Briscoes double whip to double ram Lee with shoulders! Fans are divided as Mark covers, TWO! Mark drags Lee up to CHOP him back down. Mark scuffs Lee’s head before gut wrenching and slamming Lee down. Tag to Jay and Mark holds Lee down for Jay’s running leg drop!

Jay drags Lee up again and signals to raise the roof. He tags Mark back in and they double whip Lee, for a double trophy lift! But Lee slips out only to get double kicks. The Briscoes both run but Lee follows to clothesline Jay down! Mark throws hands and kicks but Lee reverses the whip. Lee jump kicks and sweeps the legs, he uses Combinacion Cabron! Tag to Rush! Rush runs and dropkicks Jay down! Rush goes at Mark, Bull’s… BOOT! Fans fire up as the brothers go out to take the fight back to the Briscoes! Lee whips Mark and Rush whips Jay, both Briscoes go into barriers! Fans are fired up as Rush rams Jay into more barriers! Lee does the same with Mark! Then they whip the Briscoes into each other!

Mark falls over and Jay is put in the ring. Lee finally takes off his vest to stomp a mudhole into Jay. Lee CHOPS Jay, then Rush CHOPS Jay. Rush whips Jay and lee hits a corner clothesline. Rush adds a splash, then they snapmare Jay for double dropkicks! Jay bails out but Mark is back, bleeding from his head! But the crimson mask only fires him up! Mark runs but into Lee’s atomic drop. Rush dropkicks the legs out, then Lee Chanceries Mark, for Rush to basement dropkick Mark down! Fans fire up as Rush and Lee stand tall. “This is Awesome!” but far from over! The Briscoes regroup on the outside, but Dinastia Munoz build speed to TRANQUILO~! ROH goes to one last break while the fans are thunderous for Los Ingobernables!

ROH returns once more as Mark whips Rush corner to corner, still bleeding. Jay runs and corner clotheslines, to then feed Rush to Mark’s powerbomb lift. Mark BOMBS Rush, Jay drops a leg, Mark covers, TWO! But Mark jsut feeds Rush to Jay’s LARIAT! Cover, but Lee breaks it up! Jay boots Lee out of the ring and hurries to fetch a chair! He tosses it to Mark, and fans cheer as things might get extreme. Jay brings Lee and Rush together while Mark sits the chair up. Mark runs to use the chair as a boost! Mark FLIES onto Dinastia Munoz! Fans are thunderous for that one! Mark puts Rush in and Jay is ready. Jay drags Rush up, vows to end this, and turns Rush for the neckbreaker! Mark climbs, FROGGY-BOW! Cover, TWO!? Rush survives and Lee is relieved, this almost ended!

Fans call BS but the Briscoes shrug off the controversy to start brawling with Lee and Rush! Hands and chops fly, Jay DECKS Lee with that rolling elbow. Rush knee triggers Jay, but Mark decks Rush! Lee knee triggers and REVERSE-RANAS Mark! But then he runs into Jay’s Death Valley! Jay runs at Rush, but gets a rebound Snap German! All four men are down but Philly is thunderous again! They want these pair of brothers to “Fight Forever!” but it has to end somehow! Mark and Rush are up first, and Mark eggs Rush on. Rush CHOPS, Mark CHOPS, repeat! Rush, Mark, but then Rush knees low to whip Mark to the Munoz corner. Mark uses that to dropkick Lee down! Rush runs in but gets the exploder!

Tag to Jay, and Jay hurries to bring Rush back up. Jay underhooks, but Rush slips out and ducks to SUPERKICK! But Jay comes back, only to be thrown overhead into buckles! Mark comes back to go after Rush, but Rush puts Mark on the apron. Lee runs and huricanranas Mark off the apron!! And he lands on his feet after! Rush has Jay all alone, corner to corner, BULL’S HORNS!! Cover, Rush and Lee win!!

Winners: Rush & Dragon Lee, Rush pinning

The brothers from CMLL defeat the Briscoes!! It was a fight truly full of blood, sweat and tears! Will this lead Dinastia Munoz to a future ROH World Tag title shot?!

 


 

My Thoughts:

What a great episode from ROH! I am actually rather intrigued by this story of Silas Young and Josh Woods. It is very meta for ROH to point out Woods has done very little since joining in 2017, perhaps much of their own fault. Maybe if Woods turns Heel and joins Silas, things can change for Mr. Top Prospect 2017 as we draw closer to 2019’s tournament. Then the Six Man Tag tonight was a lot of fun, and a great opportunity for this year’s Top Prospects. Brian Johnson still comes off as the bootleg fusion of Ric Flair and Bobby Roode, but at least he’s consistent. It’s great for Shinobi Shadow Squad to get this win as they wait for those Six Man titles, and it would be wild if they were the trio that dethrones Villain Enterprises, I just don’t know if it happens.

Perhaps the biggest surprise tonight was Karissa Rivera beating Sumie Sakai! It was such a great match, and I was also surprised Sumie didn’t turn Heel. At the same time, Sumie is so beloved it’d be so hard for her to be Heel, so her respectful handshake after is fine. ROH’s Women of Honor Division is slowly building with new stars like Karissa and Tasha Steelz, and incoming stars like Maria Manic, to make up for how Twisted Sisterz just disappeared, and we all know Britt Baker is now All Elite.

And then the tag team match main event, the reason this week’s episode ended up TV-14, was incredible! I wonder just how Mark got busted open, but man it really added something to this match. That slight misstep with the near fall was an obvious low point, but this was the first time these teams met so someone miscounted. But for Rush and Lee to win, that’s big! I would love to see more of these teams, but definitely Lee & Rush VS Guerrillas of Destiny for those ROH World Tag titles!

My Score: 8.5/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (4/25/24)

Champions need challengers!

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The Queen is coming for her crown!

Athena & Billie Starkz are the top champions in the ROH Women’s Division, but Queen Aminata’s coming after them! Who will she target first?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Isiah Kassidy VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes; Zay wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Top Flight VS The Dark Order; Top Flight wins.
  • Anna Jay VS Allysin Kay; Anna wins.
  • Johnny TV w/ Taya Valkyrie VS Will Austin; Johnny wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The Mogul Embassy VS MANDERS & BEEFTANK; The Embassy wins.
  • Yuka Sakazaki VS Leila Grey; Yuka wins.
  • ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground Match: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Outrunners; The Kingdom wins and denies The Outrunners a title match.
  • Taya Valkyrie w/ Johnny TV VS Laynie Luck; Taya wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Lance Archer & The Righteous VS Jon Cruz, GPA & Ren Jones; Archer & The Righteous win.
  • Abadon VS Nova; Abadon wins.
  • Triple Threat: Blake Christian VS AR Fox VS The Beast Mortos; Mortos wins.

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Isiah Kassidy VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes!

Brother Zay and the Commander of the Skies are coming down from the high of competing against Rob Van Dam on April 20th, but they’re both ready to get back up. Will Kassidy earn his shot (shot shot) at a championship? Or will the AAA Cruiserweight Champion be aiming for ROH gold?

The Code of Honor is upheld, but Zay has his fingers crossed! Zay trips Komander at the bell, says he’s too smart, then he steps on Komander’s dropdown to say “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” and “SUCK IT!” Komander keeps cool, he and Zay tie up, and Komander headlocks. Zay pulls on the mask, powers up and out to hurdle, but then Komander steps on him! Komander mocks “SHOTS! SHOTS!” Zay runs up, Komander avoids the boot to then wrench, wrench and mule kick a leg! Kmoander steps over, rolls through, then rolls again, to a HALF CRAB! Zay endures, fights around, ROPEBREAK! Komander lets go and Zay stands back up.

The fans rally, Komander runs in but is put on the apron. Zay runs in but into a slingshot BOOT! Zay comes back but Komander goes up and headscissors Zay into buckles. Komander comes back to springboard, wheelbarrow, but Zay HOTSHOTS Komander and then throws him down! The fans boo but Zay says they don’t teach that at school. Just follow Zay and he’ll get your right. Zay then smothers Komander with his towel! The ref reprimands, Zay lets off and Komander sputters to a corner. Zay bumps Komander off buckles, CHOPS him, then stomps Komander down. Zay says “SHOTS! SHOTS!” as he gives stomp after stomp.

The ref counts, Zay lets off at 4 and dusts his shoes off. Zay goes back to scuff Komander, taunt him, but the fans rally up for Komander. Zay scuffs Komander more, eggs him on, but Komander fights up to fire hands! Zay ducks a roundhouse but not the HEEL KICK! Zay leans on ropes, Komander runs in but Zay puts him on the apron. Komander gets up but Zay triangle jump STUNNERS! Komander flops to the floor, Zay scowls and goes out after him. The fans rally, Zay backs Abrahantes off, and the fans boo. Zay goes back for Komander, SMACKS him off barriers, then grabs the chair.

The fans boo, Zay says watch this, it’s about to be an 8K. Zay runs and uses the chair to LAUNCH, into barriers! Komander avoids disaster, puts Zay in the ring, and he hurries to a corner. The fans fire up as Komander springboards, but Zay moves! Komander rolls through, ducks ‘n’ dodges then RANAS! The fans fire up while Zay bails out. Komander builds speed and WRECKS Zay with a dropkick! Then ASAI MOONSAULT and down goes Zay! The fans fire up, Komander drags Zay up and in, then he springboards again, for a SWANTON BOMB! Cover, TWO! Zay stays in this as fans chant “DOS! DOS! DOS!”

Zay goes to the apron, Komander storms up and stands him up. Zay shoves Komander away, goes up the corner, but Komander runs up! Zay anticipates and GAMANGIRIS! Zay goes up to SUPSER SUSNET FLIP, but Komander flips through!! The fans fire up and Zay is shocked! Zay still BOOTS Komander, fires forearms, but Komander bobs ‘n’ weaves to SLAP, UPPERCUT and power up! Zay turns Komander around but gets a SHOTEI! Komander then jumps up top POISON-RANA! The fans fire up again and Komander runs, but into a SPANISH FLY! Cover, TWO! Or as the fans remind us, “DOS! DOS! DOS!”

Zay says Komander’s done wasting his time. Zay whips, Komander reverses but Zay reverses back to scoop, only for Komander to tilt-o-whirl sunset flip! TWO, but Komander tries a side roll sunset, TWO! Zay escapes, Komander dodges his haymaker and waistlocks. Zay switches, Komander switches back, but Zay grabs the ref! LOW BLOW MULE KICK!! The fans boo as Zay gets away with that one! Abrahantes protests but the ref can’t call what he didn’t see! Zay blows a kiss, before the INVERTED TWIST OF FATE! Cover, Zay wins!

Winner: Isiah Kassidy, by pinfall

Brother Zay didn’t break rules but he did find a loophole to DELETE Komander’s momentum. Will Zay soon have a WONDERFUL ascension to the top of ROH?

 

ROH hears from Bullet Club Gold.

It was backstage at AEW Dynasty this past Sunday that the Bang Bang Gang unified the AEW and ROH World Trios Championships! Jay White says, “Today, our destiny, fulfilling our destiny by building our Dynasty! Y’see, I’m full! I’m full of that feeling when I get to say, I told you so! When I came to AEW, joined forces with The Gunns, I said the Gunns were money! Brought them in along with Juice Robinson, to Bullet Club GOLD. I said I would bring you gold, and boys, we’re running out of space. Because we’ve got gold a plenty, haven’t we, boys? Cuz I’m the mother effin’ Catalyst of Professional Wrestling! I told you so!”

Austin says their backpacks are heavier on the ride home, but that extra weight just reminds him that the Bang Bang Gang runs this Trios ish! Colten says they like to have fun before and after, but during? They don’t take no ish! There’s this saying around here, “Restore the Feeling.” That’s something for the young guys to get on TV, but guess who are never mentioned? The Gunns! Is it because they’ve been in too many main events? Is it because they’ve been tag team world champions? And now they’re AEW & ROH Trios Champions! The Gunns are the best damn team in the world! White is the best singles man in the world!

And tonight, they are the BEST trio in the world!! And if you’re not down with that, they’ve got two words for ya: GUNS UP!! The Bang Bang Gang is firing on all cylinders, but will they be able to shoot down those who take aim at them?

 

Six Man Tag: Top Flight VS The Dark Order!

Speaking of the trios championships, Action Andretti, and the brothers Martin get their shot at the Bang Bang Gang this Saturday! Will Top Flight pick up speed going into that Collision? Or will Evil Uno, John Silver & Alex Reynolds prove they are worthy contenders?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the trios sort out, and Darius Martin starts against Johnny Hungy. The bell rings, the fans rally and the two circle. The fans rally for “JOHNNY HUNGY!” as the two tie up. Darius wrenches, wristlocks, but Silver spins and fireman’s carries for the takeover. Silver has the cording hold but Darius fights up. Silver wrenches but Darius spins, slips around, waistlocks, spins Silver and cravats for the neck wrench. Silver endures, powers up and out, but Darius rolls over the dropdown. Darius sweeps a leg to cover, ONE! Darius turns Silver’s sweep into a cradle, TWO!

Silver gets up but Darius arm-drags him back down. The fans cheer, Darius wrenches Silver and tags Action. Action runs to LEAP FROG ATTACK the arm! Action wrenches Silver, tags Dante, and Dante goes up to AX HANDLE the arm! Dante clamps onto the arm, digs a knuckle into Silver’s ribs, or was it a tickle attack? Tag to Darius and Dante snapmares Silver. Darius runs to basement dropkick! Cover, ONE!! Silver stays in this but Darius stays on him. Tag to Dante, Top Flight reel Silver in but the rest of Dark Order save him from the double suplex! So Action jumps in and Top Flight TRIPLE SUPERKICKS!

The fans fire up while Uno and Reynolds spill back out. Action and Darius aim, DOUBLE PLANCHA but Uno and Reynolds DECK them outta the air! Dante brings Silver up but Silver fights the half nelson to then whip Dante into the ropes! Silver then runs up, Uno & Reynolds join in, TRIPLE DROPKICK! Silver then waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX Dante into a bridging cover, TWO! Silver tags Reynolds and he short arm LARIATS Dante! Cover, TWO! Reynolds brings Dante up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Uno. Uno CHOPS Dante, then snapmares him to stomp him down! The fans rally for Uno as he tautns Action.

Uno goes back for Dante but Dante throws body shots. Uno CLUBS Dante, bumps him off buckles, and tags Reynolds. Silver holds Dante in whiel Reynolds whips Uno for the SPLASH! Uno goes again, but Dante dodges, goes up and over Reynolds, hot tag to Action! The Sight to See rallies on the Dark Order! ELBOW for Uno! BOOT for Silver! ELBOW for Reynolds! Uno kicks low, whips, but Action handsprings to DOUBLE BACK ELBOW! The fans fire up as Action kips up, and he runs in at Reynolds in a corner. UPPERCUT! Uno runs in but the SPLASH is sent into Reynolds! Uno staggers away, Action DECKS Reynolds!

Action aims, slingshot and SPLIT LEG but he has to bail out as Reynolds moves! Action just uses that to roll and PELE Uno! SPANISH FLY on Reynolds! Cover, Silver breaks it! Darius tosses Silver out but Silver ROCKS Darius! Darius drops down but Dante runs in and uses Darius as a step, POETRY IN MOTION! Silver falls, Reynolds dodges Darius to RAM Dante! Dante comes back, Darius helps him get up and over, then Dante helps in the TORNADO DDT! Darius sets Reynolds up for the STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, Uno shoves Dante onto it! Uno then CHOPS Darius down and goes to his corner.

Reynolds crawls over, hot tag to Uno! Uno fires forearms on all of Top Flight! Uno winds up, but Dante JUMP KNEES! Darius mule kicks! Action KICKS, Darius BUZZSAWS! But then Silver & Reynolds drag the Martins out! Uno dodges Action, tells him to STOP, then ROCKS him! The rest of Dark Order get in, Reynolds spins Action before the TRIPLE ROLLING ELBOWS!! Action wobbles, Uno reels him in, and Silver gives Reynolds the BOOST to take out the Martins! PILEDRIVER for Action! Cover, TWO!! Action survives and shocks the Dark Order! Uno cools off, tags Silver in, and Silver tags Reynolds.

The Dark Order surrounds Action and the fans rally up. They stand Action up, hoist him up, and Silver builds speed, but the Martins trip Silver! Darius drags Silver out, Action gets away and Dante baits Uno. Uno runs in, Dante goes up and over to JUMP KNEE Reynolds! GAMANGIRI for Uno, then Action SUPERKICKS! Dante DIVES to take out Silver, Darius steps in to COMPLETE SHOT Uno! Action and Darius have Reynolds for the double pump handle, DOUBLE LIGHTNING SPIRAL! Cover, Top Flight wins!

Winners: Top Flight, by pinfall

Action, Dante & Darius are flying high and heading for Collision, will they take those unified World Trios Championships away from the Bang Bang Gang in the blink of an eye?

 

Backstage interview with Athena & Billie Starkz.

Lexy Nair is with the ROH Women’s World and Women’s Television Champions, and says “Ladies and gentlemen, we are calling an Emergency MEM, a Minion Empowerment Meeting.” The Fallen Goddess asks the Minions why they’re here, and Minion #400,237.75 knows why. This is because of Red Velvet and Queen Aminata. They decided to stick their noses in Athena’s moment. The main event of Battle of the Belts, live on TNT, the first time the Overlord has been on live TV in over a YEAR. And Aminata put her hands on Athena, put Athena on her head, and proved that she is nothing more than “a hot piece of porcelain hussy garbage.”

Billie says not to forget about Red Velvet. Velvet acted all high ‘n’ mighty, but she just forgot Billie hasn’t beat her yet. Lexy says then it seems there is some unfinished business. The champs bring Lexy in for an uncomfortable double side hug, and Athena says “Bestie” is right. There is unfinished business. And since MIT is a nonprofit, they’ll give a “scholarship to the biggest ass-whooping Queen Aminata and Red Velvet have ever seen. Got it?” Athena tells Queenie and “Blue Velvet” to either step up or step out. Challenge issued to the Queen and the Chef, but are the Overlord and her sidekick about to get cooked?

 

Mark Sterling speaks.

“Some people get into professional wrestling because they need to. You haven’t needed anything in your entire life. You have an unlimited amount of resources at your fingertips. Money, culture, knowledge. You wanted to excel at this business, so you got the best training, the best workouts, the best diets, the best gear, the best moves. If it’s not the best, it’s simply not you. But the wisest man doesn’t think he’s the best until he’s surrounded by the best. And now, we all are. You are Ariya Daivari. And you are a Premier Athlete. We are the Premier Athletes.”

The Premier Athletes are here in person.

Sterling talks to his stable and tells them the beginning of phase two was a success. They wanted to assert dominance over ROH, and he would say message sent. However, they were not aware that the message would be sent to ROH World Champion, Mark Briscoe, to Dalton Castle, and half of the ROH men’s locker room. It took SIX men to stand face to face to these three. They’ve got Ariya back and more pissed off than ever. They’ve got National Champion, Josh Woods. And they’ve got Tony Nese in peak, physical performance. Now, they all know The Infantry wasn’t personal. They were just in the line of fire.

The Infantry is just on a long list of people who do not deserve the opportunities. Opportunities that belong to these three physical specimens! Because these are The Premier Athletes. When and where will Sterling’s stable finally break through to that next level?

 

Backstage interview with Griff Garrison & Cole Karter.

Lexy is now with Maria Kanellis’ baby boys and says they haven’t had the best luck as of late. What’s next? Karter isn’t sure. They keep getting opportunities, but they keep failing. Karter recently had a match against Christopher Daniels, and he lost! Griff says Karter thinks that’s bad, but Griff lost his shot at the ROH World Championship. Griff has faced Mark Briscoe twice in his career, and he’s 0-2. Karter’s match wasn’t even for a title! Griff had so much more on the line! Maria then walks in and sees her boys are disappointed. Well, Mama is disappointed, too. They both could’ve done much better in their matches.

But every loss is an opportunity. Griff was in the ring with THIRTEEN TIME ROH World Tag Team Champion, Mark Briscoe! Karter was up against Christopher Daniels, a legend! Maria’s been in the ring with both of those men, and they have so much experience. That is what Griff & Karter gain every time they’re out there. Every single loss is an opportunity. And everyone around here is always jealous of the abs and the looks, and it’s great that they are. But eventually, they’ll be jealous of what these two do in the ring. And eventually, these two will get back her championships, the ROH World Tag Team Championships.

Maria leads the way, but does anyone wanna tell her that that would mean her baby boys going up against her husband, Mike Bennett?

 

ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground Match: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Outrunners!

Speaking of Mike Bennett, he and Matt Taven are still champions after the big assist from Wardlow at Supercard of Honor. But will the Kingdom need their War Machine again real soon? Or will they be able to handle Turbo Floyd & Truth Magnum in 10 minutes or less?

The fans rally up for the Outrunners already while the Code of Honor is upheld Mega Powers style. The teams then sort out, and though Taven is confused, Bennett steps up and starts against Truth. The fans chant “TAVEN SUCKS!” but Taven just eggs the Melvins on. Truth and Bennett tie up, then Truth wrenches to wristlock. Tag to Turbo, he takes the handoff, and he nods as he wrenches and wristlocks. Bennett knees low, flexes on Turbo, then wrenches to an ELBOW BREAKER! Bennett wristlocks, says this is old school wrestling, but Turbo powers up! The fans fire up as Turbo rolls, handsprings, and kips up! Turbo then BOPS Bennett on the head!

The fans cheer, Turbo tags Truth, and Truth wrenches to wristlock. Truth grinds the arm, whips, but Bennett reverses. Taven trips Truth up while Bennett’s all up in the ref’s face! The fans boo and Turbo protests but Bennett dropkicks Truth down! Bennett mocks the old school posing then takes a bow. Tag to Taven, he CHOPS Truth in the corner. Taven CHOPS again, digs his boot in, but the ref counts. Taven lets off to taunt Turbo, and Bennett gets a cheap shot on Truth! Bennett drags Truth up by his hair, the ref sees that and reprimands, but Taven ROCKS Truth. Taven whips, but Turbo trips Truth to actually save him from the crossbody!

Taven tumbles up and out of the ring, Truth gets up to tag Turbo! Truth then runs and Turbo holds ropes up, BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK! Bennett runs up, is sent out, and The Kingdom regroups. The fans fire up for Turbo as he fires up, then PLANCHAS! Down goes The Kingdom and Turbo is all revved up! Turbo gets in the ring, shakes the ropes, then tags in Truth. The Outrunners coordinate, to spin and pose! The fans fire up but The Kingdom CLOBBER The Outrunners from behind! The fans boo but Bennett flexes. Bennett brings Truth up, CHOPS, and now fans chant “BENNETT SUCKS!”

Bennett CHOPS Truth, puts him in the corner, and tags Taven. Bennett feeds Truth to a BOOT, adds the BOSTON BAYONET, then Taven LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Truth is tougher than that, but Taven argues with the ref. The ref defends his count, so Taven brings Truth over to ropes. Taven CHOKES Truth but the fans boo. The ref counts, Taven lets off at 4, and Taven soaks up the heat. Truth sputters but Taven tags Bennett. The Kingdom mugs Truth, then Bennett keeps Truth from Turbo with a snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Truth stays in this but Bennett stays on him with a chinlock and stretch. The fans rally as Truth endures.

Truth is red in the face but he fights to his feet. But Taven BLASTS Turbo! Bennett throws Truth by his hair! Turbo storms in but the ref has to stop him. Turbo is upset but Bennett stands on Truth’s face! Bennett clamps onto Truth with a chinlock and grinds him down with a knee in the back. The fans fire up, we pass five minutes as Truth fights up, but Taven runs at Turbo again! Turbo ROCKS Taven first this time! Truth then hits a BIG back suplex on Bennett! The fans fire up, Turbo is feeling it, and Truth crawls over! Truth staggers ot his feet, hot tag to Turbo! Turbo rallies on The Kingdom with big haymakers!

The fans fire up as Turbo scoops and SLAMS Taven! Then he scoops and SLAMS Bennett! Scoop and SLAM for Taven! Scoop and SLAM for Bennett! The fans fire up and Turbo drops an elbow! And another elbow! And then he winds up, flexes, and JUPM ELBOW DROPS! Taven runs up but Turbo kicks! Turbo reels Taven in, flexes again, and hits a BIG suplex! Turbo points to Truth, Truth tags in, and Truth goes up! FLYING FOREARM on Bennett! The Outrunners hurry to get Bennett up, but Taven ENZIGIRIS Truth to stop Boot Camp, er Vice City, or whatever they were calling it! Bennett shoves Turbo into Truth then rolls Truth up, with tights! The Kingdom wins!

Winners: The Undisputed Kingdom, by pinfall (denies The Outrunners a title opportunity)

Taven grabs the belts to celebrate and Bennett says that was too easy. But then the ref suspects shenanigans! Did Bennett pull tights? Bennett defends his innocence, as does Taven, and the ref drops the issue. Will The Kingdom do anything and everything they have to in order to stay champions?

 

Red Velvet & Queen Aminata speak.

The Chef and The Queen are backstage, and Velvet tells Athena, “There you go again. Stirring up the pot. Oh my gosh, we ruined your moment~! I’m done with you. Billie? You wanna hang with the big girls? You wanna get in big girl business? Then bring it on. Yes, I haven’t forgotten I beat you, twice. And I’ll do it again, and this time, I’m a beat you like your mama never did. You know why? Cuz I don’t roll with minions. I roll with royalty.” Aninata says that’s right. And Athena, oh, they feel so sorry for “ruining” the moment. Actually, Aminata would do it again and again and again. And wanna know why? Because Queen Aminata does not respect Athena as a champion!

Athena has ZERO honor! And no one knows better about honor than The Queen. And Velvet says, “Y’know what, Queen? I’m looking for a fight. Are you looking for a fight?” Aminata is definitely ready for a fight. Velvet says it is time to cook, eat, leave no crumbs, and take out the trash! This dynamic duo is ready to tear down the Forever Champion and her little buddy, will they take the gold right off Athena & Billie?

 

Backstage interview with The Infantry.

Lexy is now with Trish Adora, Carlie Bravo & Captain Shawn Dean, and we’ve seen them get on a roll. How are they continuing the momentum? Carlie is so glad she asked. Have no fear, you know The Infantry is here. Dean says yes, they are here. And there’s been nothing but targets on their backs. They said they’re the most popular team, and people have been after them. Carlie does realize now that they had those OG Ops, then those really big Ops, and last week, there’s Ops they didn’t even know about. But let’s not forget those really old Ops, the- Oh wait, The Outrunners walk in. Turbo & Truth are feeling good. They may not have targets on their backs, but they’ve got some guns!

Wait, wait, wait. Are they wearing brightly colored camo?! Okay, first they take the Infantry’s move, now they’re copying the swag? What’s next? Trying to take Adora and their homes? What the what, son? Dean has Carlie calm down. He’s always got great ideas. He does? Yes, because next week, Daily’s Place in Jacksonville, Florida, they take this to where it all began! Finally, Infantry take The Outrunners to where they belong, and that’s Boot Camp! Hold on, The Outrunners have been using camo since The Cow Palace. Dean has to hold Carlie back on that one! Turbo has a better idea! Outrunners VS Infantry, Daily’s Place, where it all began!!

WHAT!? Didn’t they just- Fine, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! Oh yeah? The Outrunners will do Infantry one better and THEY will accept! Let’s roll out! Copy that! WHAT!? Stop copying them, Outrunners!! But will Dean & Carlie finally get through the delusional duo and make them find their own schtick?

 

Backstage interview with Johnny TV & Taya Valkyrie.

Lexy is with Mr. & Mrs. TV Ready and notes the season finale of Johnny Loves Taya just dropped. How are they feeling? Amazing~! Everyone loves their show, they worked so hard on it for months. Ten episodes, the grand finale, it couldn’t have gone any better. And think about it: awards season! The acceptance speeches, the red carpets, the fashion moments. But in sneaks Aaron Solo. That sounds fun! Though they would’ve won more awards if they had this face on the show. Maybe next season? Johnny says maybe Aaron would’ve been on the show, if he supported it once. He didn’t tweet about it once! All their real friends did.

Uh, Aaron is the Retweet King! Especially those first three episodes. Aaron and Johnny argue but Taya has them calm down. Taya runs the socials for the show, and she can confirm, Aaron did retweet. Oh, well, thanks, bro. Yeah, man! Remember QTV? The handshake? They do the handshake, right down the rocket ship taking off. Aaron says see? They’re bros. Before Johnny Loved Taya, Johnny Loved Solo. Uh… No. Aaron is a loser! TV Ready people do not hang with losers. Remember how his name used to be S O L O W? They took the W away cuz he keeps getting L’s! He’s 0 and THIS CENTURY! Get a win already!

Aaron says fine, if that’s what they want, he will win. And he’ll prove to both of you that Aaron is TV Ready! Aaron heads out, and Taya says it’ scute that he’s so confident. Not that it’ll work out. And they got the last word. Aaron then says “Bye” from offscreen, so Johnny says, “Adios.” Aaron has bet on himself, but will he win out?

 

Triple Threat: Blake Christian VS AR Fox VS The Beast Mortos!

All Heart, The Whole Fox’n Show and the evolved Black Taurus are among the fastest, toughest and hungriest competitors around, and they’re all looking for that golden opportunity. Will Blake be rolling into NJPW’s Best of the Super Juniors tournament? Or will another big name prove they’re a big deal?

The Code of Honor is upheld between Fox and Blake, but not Mortos. The bell rings, Mortos stares down Fox and Blake. Fox runs in to RAM Mortos but bounces off! Blake RAMS Mortos but also bounces off! They both run up, but he runs them over! Fox & Blake both kip up, but Mortos choke grips them both. Mortos shoves Blake away, but Fox flips through the choke slam! Blake & Fox DOUBLE SUPERKICK Mortos down! Mortos bails out, Blake and Fox coordinate, and Fox runs. But then Blake sweeps the legs! Fox ends up on ropes, Blake runs to BASEMENT 619! The fans boo but All Heart also has some brains.

Blake aims from the apron, springboards in and MISSILE DROPKICKS! Fox flounders to a corner, Blake runs in, but Fox puts him on the apron. Blake RAMS into Fox, slingshots, but Fox goes out to then slingshot SENTONS! The fans fire up, Fox suplexes for ANARCHY! Blake bails, Mortos LARIATS Fox down! The fans fire up as Mortos roars, and Mortos drags Fox up. Mortos suplexes, Fox slips free to waistlock but Mortos switches. Mortos shoves, follows, then rolls off Fox’s back! Mortos SOBATS, KNEES, ELBOWS and snapmares, to then NECK TWIST! Then SNAP POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO!

Fox survives that onslaught but Mortos roars again. Mortos drags Fox up, wrenches and grabs a leg, for a SHIN BREAKER! Fox writhes, Mortos gets legs and steps through, and Mortos ties Fox up for a NAVARRO DEATH ROLL! Fox endures the leg lock, but Blake DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS Mortos! The fans fire up and Blake smirks as he runs in at Mortos. Mortos BOOTS Blake, SLING-DOGS, then CRUCIFIX DRIVERS! Blake wobbles, Mortos whips to POP-UP SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! Blake survives but Mortos snarls. Mortos drags Blake up, UPPERCUTS him down, and Blake flounders to a corner.

The fans cheer as Mortos drags Blake back up. Mortos reels Blake in to back suplex, but Blake lands out! Blake dodges in the corner, then whips to ropes. Mortos reverses but Blake handsprings, wheelbarrows, SPLASH 182! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Mortos and Blake stir while Fox returns. The fans rally, Fox and Mortos stand first and Fox throws a haymaker! Blake adds a haymaker, he and Fox pinball Mortos around! They put him in a corner, throw more hands, then Fox goes up to rain down fists! Mortos shoves Fox away so Blake rains down fists. Mortos shoves him away, Fox returns to A-LIST LARIAT!

Mortos slumps down, Blake adds a LOW CROSSBODY! Fox skins the cat to DROPKICK Mortos, and then Fox goes to the apron. The fans fire up as Fox goes up, but Blake ROCKS him first! Blake goes up, brings Fox up, but Mortos adds on! The fans are going nuts already for the SPANISH FLY BOMB!! Cover on Blake, TWO! Cover on Fox, TWO!! Mortos snarls but he drags Fox back up. Mortos trophy lifts Fox, but Fox slips free to BOOT! Mortos tumbles out to the apron, and Blake SPEARS him down! Blake hurries to build speed so he can DIVE! Mortos stays up!? So Fox FLIES! Down goes Mortos and the fans fire up!

Fox puts Mortos in but Blake aims first! Springboard 450 SPLASH! Fox adds the SWANTON BOMB! But then Blake TOSSES Fox to cover Mortos, only for Fox to break it! Fox has had it with Blake being so sneaky, and TOSSES him out! Blake is on the apron, he ROCKS Fox, but Fox stops the slingshot! Fox has Blake in ropes, step-up DRAPING DDT! Roll through, but Mortos reels Fox in! Scoop and MORTOS DRIVER!! Cover, Mortos wins!

Winner: The Beast Mortos, by pinfall

Blake and Fox couldn’t say on the same page, and that allowed the minotaur of lucha to take the win! Will nothing stop The Beast Mortos from stampeding his way to a championship opportunity?


My Thoughts:

A good episode of ROH here at an hour and 38 minutes, but that made for quite a bit of filler. I did like the Six Meaty Men Slapping Meat Tag match of Mogul Embassy VS 1 Called Manders, BEEF and Calvin Tankman, but of course The Embassy won. Good return matches for Johnny and Taya, but I liked their promo with Aaron Solo better. It was a good use of continuity bringing up the failed QTV to pivot into a new story for Johnny TV now that Dalton Castle is moving on. Good promos from Mark Sterling, but a bit redundant again to have him hype up Ariya Daivari, then for him to talk directly to Ariya and the others.

Another confusing thing was the promo from The Infantry and Outrunners. Well, the promo wasn’t confusing, the timing was. Perhaps it was a victim of poor pacing as we’ve seen all over AEW & ROH. But I do appreciate we’re finally seeing these two teams have it out for ROH at Daily’s Place “next week,” aka prerecorded sometime this week. Outrunners had a good match with The Kingdom but of course The Kingdom won. But we’re getting an interesting detail where Maria wants her new boys, Griff & Karter, to go for those ROH World Tag Team Championships while her old boys, Bennett & Taven, still have them. Some sort of Kingdom Civil War angle in the works here?

Really good stuff with Zay winning by going to new lows, and really good Six Man Tag to give Top Flight momentum going into their title match with Bang Bang Gang. Really good promo from Bang Bang Gang and of course White & The Gunns are going to retain. And at least they did just what I was hoping by having a promo from Bullet Club Gold on ROH so that it counts as them being on this show. Just needs to keep happening, maybe with some in-person appearances. Not even matches, just BCG watching other trios fighting it out because they’re scouting, aka foreshadowing, new opponents.

Great main event Triple Threat but also a fast one, Mortos with the big win over Fox and Blake. While there’s something brewing for the ROH World Championship with Mark Briscoe being around Dalton Castle and The Premier Athletes, maybe Mortos can find himself in the world title scene for the next ROH PPV. And then great promos from Athena & Billie as well as Velvet & Aminata. We’re definitely getting a tag team match that will end up earning Velvet a shot at the Women’s TV title and Aminata a shot at the Women’s World title, and those will be awesome matches.

And if either of the champs is losing, I’m actually thinking it’s more Athena losing to Aminata than Billie losing to Velvet. I’ve said it before, Aminata’s proven herself worthy, and if she wasn’t gonna be inaugural Women’s TV Champ, might as well make her the woman that dethrones the undefeated Athena.

My Score: 8.5/10


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