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Mitchell’s Women of Wrestling Results & Report! (10/26/19)

The Beast and Jungle Grrrl settle their grudge!

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WoW Season 2

How long can Tessa Blanchard keep this up?

The Born Legend has been using Sophia Lopez’s influence to avoid truly challenging competition. But at the same time, the other “contenders” have given her more than she bargained for. Will Tessa have to face the biggest and the baddest after all? Or will she get caught off-guard by her own game plan?

 

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • The Monsters of Madness VS The Bully Busters; The Monsters of Madness win.
  • Serpentine w/ Sophia Lopez VS Reyna Reyes; Serpentine wins.
  • WOW Tag Team Championship Series: Holidead & Siren VS The Psycho Sisters w/ Mesmeriah; Holidead & Siren win and advance to the next round.
  • WOW World Championship #1 Contender’s Match: The Beast VS Jungle Grrrl; Jungle Grrrl wins, by disqualification, and will face Tessa Blanchard for the title.

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Previously on Women of Wrestling…

Enraged by being denied her shot at the WOW World Champion, The Beast took her frustrations out on the Norwegian Nightmare, Nikki Krampus. Krampus was big and bad, but not big and bad enough to stop the rampage. The Beast then demanded she have her shot at Tessa Blanchard, “if she’s got the guts!” Tessa had guts enough to show up, as a decoy for Jungle Grrrl to attack! Will there be retribution in store for both The Diamond and the Queen of the Splash?

 

Welcome BACK to WOW!

Jungle Grrrl speaks! She’s an animal, and she’s here to stake her claim. The Beast is just in her way! But the Beast is in the ring to respond. David McLane asks if JG is ready for The Beast? “Jungle Grrrl doesn’t want none of the Beast!” The fans agree and McLane makes this grudge match our main event once again! The winner will finally get that title shot on Tessa Blanchard, who is barred from ringside!

 

WOW profiles the Monsters of Madness.

Jessicka Havok was a terrifying force all on her own, bulldozing right up to the main event scene. Ever since she was young, Jessicka made it her mission to hurt whoever was in the ring with her. She was impressive against The Beast and Jungle Grrrl in their Triple Threat, but it took Hazard’s help to beat the two animals down. Now they’re reunited and ready to wreak some havoc on the WOW roster! Havok has power, Hazard has technique, and they’re here to take the WOW Tag Team Championships, “and pave a path of destruction against anyone who steps in the ring with us!” The Bully Busters think they know what it is to be terrorized, but just you wait! “The Monsters of Madness will completely destroy both of you!”

 

The Monsters of Madness VS The Bully Busters!

This is not part of the WOW Tag Team Championship Series, but it could be a chance for Keta Rush and Stephy Slays to make a strong showing against the physically strongest team in the locker room! Or it could be the last time we see these underdog heroes in the ring period… Fans cheer their hearts out, but will their hearts be as broken as the Bully Busters’ bodies after this?

The teams sort out, and Stephy starts against Hazard. They circle and tie up, and Hazard powers Stephy to a corner. Hazard hoists Stephy up fast, but Stephy boots back! Then crossbodies! Hazard throws Stephy off fast, but runs into an arm-drag! Stephy gets another! Stephy holds onto the arm but Hazard stands up. Keta tags in and the Busters double whip. They double clothesline Hazard down, Keta covers, TWO! Havok swipes at Keta but she gets away. Keta regroups with Stephy to talk strategy while Havok tags in. Havok rushes Keta but Keta dodges to throw a forearm! Havok doesn’t flinch, she only roars! Keta throws knees and kicks then tags in Stephy. The Busters double whip but Havok blocks to whip them! And Havok double clotheslines the Busters down!

Keta bails out and Stephy is stuck with Havok. Havok brings Stephy up to thrash her around. She throws Stephy across the way by her hair! Keta fires up the fans but Havok kicks Stephy into a corner. Havok ROCKS Stephy with a right then tags in Hazard. Hazard throws forearms and snapmares Stephy for a swift kick to the back! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up but Hazard brings Stephy up for a snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Hazard drags Stephy to the corner by her hair, then tags in Havok. The Monsters whip Stephy hard into the corner! Then Havok whips Hazard in to hit a big back elbow! Havok adds a body splash! And then grinds her boot into Stephy! The ref reprimands Havok and she lets up, but gets in Keta’s face. The ref reprimands her more, but this is all so Hazard can get her claws into Stephy, quite literally! Fans boo but Hazard gets away with the choke.

Havok drags Stephy up to whip, but Stephy dodges and leaps, but into Havok’s arms! Havok throws Stephy with a Fall Away Slam to keep her far from Keta! Tag to Hazard, and Hazard rams her shoulder into Stephy over and over. Hazard taunts Keta now and Havok gets a cheap shot in. Hazard brings Stephy out but Stephy throws body shots! Stephy runs to sunset flip! Cover, TOW! Hazard is up fast but Stephy hits a jawbreaker! Hot tag to Keta! Keta rallies with dropkicks for the Monsters! But Havok stays up, to get another dropkick! And a roundhouse! Hazard has Keta, but Keta dodges, tilt-o-whirls and headscissors! Fans fire up as Keta runs to dropkick Havok away! Stephy LEAPS onto Havok from up top! Keta kicks, but Hazard blocks, and drags Keta up for a BACKPACK STUNNER! Hazard bridges back for a cover, The Monsters of Madness win!

Winners: The Monsters of Madness, Hazard pinning

The Bully Busters weren’t quite brutalized, but they sure didn’t beat the brute strength of Havok and Hazard. Will the Monsters of Madness rip right through the competition to become the new WOW Tag Team Champions?

 

Serpentine w/ Sophia Lopez VS Reyna Reyes!

How interesting that the World’s Greatest Attorney has put her client, the Queen of Snakes, against the Pearl of the Philippines, both Women of Wrestling that she set up for Tessa Blanchard to knock down. Will either one of these women win and work her way back up to the WOW World Championship?

The bell rings and the fans are already thunderous for these two, and Reyna is pleasantly surprised to hear fans chant for her. The two circle and tie up, and Serpentine rolls Reyna up fast! TWO, but Serpentine wrenches to a wristlock. Reyna slips through, reverses the wrench, but Serpentine rolls and gets a special drop toehold, to an ankle lock! Reyna endures and moves around to kick Serpentine away. Reyna has the heel hook but Serpentine slips around to grab at Reyna’s legs. Reyna shifts to a facelock but Serpentine slips around to get a hammerlock. Sophia coaches Serpentine as she shifts, but Reyna rolls to headscissors, and wristlock! Reyna tortures the fingers, but Serpentine uses flexibility to get up and bridge around. She headstands to a jackknife cover, ONE!

The fans love this technical exchange as the two stare down. Reyna and Serpentine stand and talk trash. Serpentine CHOPS, Reyna CHOPS back! And CHOPS again! Reyna whips, Serpentine rolls to Dragon’s Lair, TWO! Serpentine whips Reyna again but Reyna reverses. Serpentine springboards for a flying arm-drag! Reyna ends up in a corner, and Serpentine runs in, but Reyna puts hr on the apron. Reyna goes to punch but Serpentine CHOPS back! Fans chant, “Si se puedes! Si se puedes!” as Serpentine goes up for another flying arm-drag! Cover, TWO! Reyna toughs it out but Serpentine whips again. Serpentine follows only for Reyna to arm-drag back! Reyna runs in, Serpentine hip tosses, but Reyna uses the ropes to rebound and arm-drag Serpentine again! They both get up, but Reyna spins Serpentine to a kick! And then goes acrobatic for another arm-drag!

Sophia is frustrated for Serpentine but the fans are fired up. Reyna blocks a punch to spin Serpentine around into a dragon sleeper! Split leg drop DDT! Cover, TWO! Serpentine survives and bails out, but Reyna runs in. Reyna slides out but Serpentine slides in, and Serpentine runs to wreck Reyna with a dropkick! Reyna crashes and burns and Sophia moves back. Serpentine sits Reyna up to CHOP her on the apron. Serpentine drags her to the corner to throw a leg against the post! Cover, ONE! Serpentine is upset and she stomps her frustrations out on Reyna’s leg. Sophia argues with the ref while Serpentine puts on a modified Sharpshooter! Forget Scorpion Deathlock, is this a Serpent Lock? Serpentine doesn’t even need hands as she bridges back. She pulls on hair but the ref reprimands her. Serpentine lets up on the hold, to put Reyna’s legs on the rope and pull! The ref counts, Serpentine lets up at 4, but Sophia gets some cheap shots in!

Fans boo while Reyna goes to a corner. Serpentine stomps Reyna down but Reyna throws hands! Serpentine kicks out the bad leg, then drags Reyna up. Serpentine spreads Reyna on the ropes, for Shattered Dreams! Not a low blow here, though. Cover, TWO! Reyna clutches the bad leg but Serpentine keeps on it with a knee smash into the mat! And another! Serpentine has the leg for a Half Crab, and sits deep! Reyna endures, powers up, but Serpentine smashes the knee down again! Serpentine covers, TWO! Sophia says to stay on Reyna, and Serpentine drags Reyna up. Reyna fights back with forearms! She staggers Serpentine but keeps going! Fans fire up as Reyna hits a big European Uppercut! And an elbow, another uppercut and a back hand! Cover, TWO! Reyna whips but Serpentine reverses, springboard CUTTER! Cover, TWO!

Fans are thunderous as Reyna brings Serpentine back up. Serpentine fires off body shots and rams Reyna to a corner! She runs corner to corner for an A-List lariat! Then a swinging meteora! Serpentine somersaults back and runs corner to corner again, CANNONBALL! Fans reach a fever pitch as Serpentine basement dropkicks Reyna into ropes! Cover, TWO!! Reyna still lives and Serpentine can’t believe it! Serpentine scoops but Reyna fights out! Reyna superkicks but Serpentine blocks! Serpentine puts the foot down, but Reyna SUPERKICKS! Serpentine wobbles and Reyna feeds off the energy, SPIN KICK! Cover, but the referee has to tell Sophia get off the apron! Serpentine survives that’s to her attorney, and then shoves Reyna into buckles! Serpentine scoops, SNAKE DRIVER! Cover, Serpentine wins!!

Winner: Serpentine, by pinfall

The Queen of Snakes should thank the biggest snake of them all for this victory. Will this lead Serpentine to a second chance against the WOW World Champion?

 

Holidead and Siren speak.

“The Tag Team Tournament, and those shiny new belts. Who will rise to the top? And who will need help?” Holidead has chosen this path, but Siren will have the last laugh. For the spirits have spoken, they have made it be known. The Psycho Sisters should’ve left Princess Aussie alone. The Sisters played their childish games, but Siren sees them for who they are. They’re all the same: misfits who don’t belong! They stick together and sing the same song. “Woe is me~!” Those pitiful souls are mindless fools who must be told. Listen and listen well, for Siren has spoken: “It is WE who will win these shiny WOW tokens!”

 

Lana Star finds Sophia Lopez backstage.

The Fabulous One has a question: “What’s your secret to getting all your clients these title matches with Tessa Blanchard?” Oh Lana, it’s quid pro quo. Scratch her back, she’ll scratch yours. The two go into Sophia’s office to discuss what trade can be made.

 

The Psycho Sisters respond to Siren and Holidead.

“You don’t scare the Psycho Sisters with your little hoodoo and magic tricks.” Turning over cards isn’t going to scare them off. They can’t control chaos, and that is what the Sisters are. Mind games, tarot cards, nothing scares them. Not with “some security” by their side. They can’t wait to see the Voodoo Dolls try and do their tricks in the ring. The Sisters don’t play in the dark with cloth over their heads. “We beat people up.” Let’s see what the Voodoo Dolls have, because it’s time for chaos to reign!

 

WOW Tag Team Championship Series: Holidead & Siren VS The Psycho Sisters w/ Mesmeriah!

Darkness meets demented as two of the spookiest, scariest, creepiest and craziest combinations in WOW are ready to run wild! Who takes one more step towards the tag team titles as we draw closer to the end?

The bell rings but the teams don’t sort out. They want to meet 2v2. They all offer handshakes, but they all have fingers crossed! And at the same time, they all take cheap shots! The brawl is on! Holidead hits Fury, Fury hits Siren, Siren hits Razor, Razor hits Holidead, repeat! Then a quadruple headbutt! Great minds think alike, and so do twisted ones! The teams regroup, and it’s Siren and Razor as the legal two. Siren runs in but Razor dodges her, and Siren gets buckles. Razor adds a splash, then a snapmare! Razor runs for a basement crossbody! Siren sits up but gets a kick, and a senton! Cover, TWO! Razor drags Siren over and Fury tags in. Siren fights back but the Sisters double whip to double elbow! Then Razor runs to become Fury’s weapon, wheelbarrow splash! Fury covers, ONE!

Fury keeps on Siren with furious stomps, then laces the legs for a modified STF! Holidead runs in to stomp Fury off the hold, and Razor protests. Siren throws Fury down by her hair! Tag to Holidead, and she drags Fury up to knee against ropes. She whips Fury to the other side for another knee, then she jams elbows into her. Holidead turns Fury for a neckbreaker! Fans fire up as Holidead runs in at Fury, big corner splash! Then a whip corner to corner for a scoop and sidewalk slam! Holidead looks at Mesmeriah as she gets on the apron. Holidead swings but Mesmeriah gets away, and Fury rolls Holidead up! TWO, and Fury hits a furious knee strike! Cover, TWO! Fury is frustrated and she stomps Holidead down. She bumps Holidead off buckles and grinds her into the corner. She lets up at 4 and tags in Razor. Holidead eggs them on, “Is that all you got?!” so Razor stomps her down!

Tag to Fury, and the Psycho Sisters bring Holidaed up. Razor feeds Holidead to Fury’s BOOT while Siren is furious in her own corner! Fury covers, ONE as the ref was late tot he count. Fury chokes Holidead on the ropes but lets up at 4. Fury punches, Holidead punches back, but Fury DECKS Holidead with a right! Fury drags Holidead up to throw into the Psycho corner. Tag to Razor and Razor clubs away. Razor brings Holidead out for a facebuster! Razor stands over and knocks Holidead back down. She does it again, then wraps on a chinlock. Holidead fights her way up and has Razor as a backpack! She rams Razor into buckles, and again! Razor holds on, so Holidead rams her into the Voodoo corner! Tag to Siren and they ram Razor into buckles! Holidead whips Siren in for a big splash! Then she adds an elbow! Fury protests but Siren hits a big back suplex on Razor!

Siren has Razor up again and bumps her off Holidead’s boot! Tag to Holidead, and Siren CHOPS Razor! Holidead wants a turn, and she CHOPS Razor! Fury is furious but the ref keeps her back. Holidead pump handles Razor for a modified cobra twist! Razor endures, so Holidead makes it a powerslam! Cover, TWO! Holidead swipes at Fury and then kicks at her. The ref backs the two apart, but Holidead pulls Razor by her hair. She and Siren stomp away on Razor! Siren tags and then brings Razor around for a sinister camel clutch! Siren makes sure Fury is watching as she crossface forearms Razor down! Fury runs in but Siren dodges. Holidead hops in and the teams stand off again. Everyone BOOTS! All four women go down! Mesmeriah helps Fury while Holidead crawls away. Razor walks into Siren’s haymaker, and then Siren goes for a Northern Lights. Razor blocks, slips around, Russian Leg Sweep! Cover, ONE!?

Siren CHOPS Razor then scoops, but Razor slips out and whips, DOWNWARD SPIRAL! Cover, TWO!! Wait, is that Princess Aussie?! She runs to attack Mesmeriah! She bounces her off the apron, and Holidead goes after Fury! Is Aussie on the Voodoo Dolls’ side!? Siren gets Razor up, scoops, VOODOO DRIVER! Cover, Siren and Holidead win!!

Winners: Siren & Holidead, Siren pinning; advance in the series

The Princess may have only been settling her own scores with the Psycho Sisters, but she did help Siren and Holidead. What does this mean for Aussie’s allegiance?

Shaul Guerrero interviews the winners in the ring, so what are their thoughts? Holidead says the Psycho Sisters thought they were crazy, “but they got nothing for the dark side!” Will those shiny new tag titles be covered in shadows soon enough?

 

Rivalries are a pillar of all sports.

Ali VS Frazier. Chrissie VS Martina. Palmer VS Nicklaus. But now, WOW may provide the newest in iconic feuds. Undeniably powerful, undeniably tenacious, undeniably relentless and unquestionably determined to rip each other apart. The winner will get a shot at the Born Legend, but this is more about being the true alpha female of this sport. This is one you don’t want to miss! Jungle Grrrl VS The Beast, one more time!

 

WOW World Championship #1 Contender’s Match: The Beast VS Jungle Grrrl!

There is nothing stopping this main event now! Tessa Blanchard can’t interfere, and she will have no choice but to face tonight’s winner! Who will finally prove they are the top of the food chain and face the WOW World Champion for the title?

The bell rings, and fans are already thunderous as the two circle. Beast and JG talk trash, and then start shoving. Beast shoves JG down! JG gets up and comes back to mock the muscles. But JG then calls for a test of strength. Beast laughs, but then JG kicks low! JG throws forearms and bumps Beast off buckles! And again! Beast gets mad and gives JG some buckles! Beast whips JG corner to corner, then runs in to get an elbow! JG bumps Beast off more buckles! And then stomps a mudhole into her! Meteora! JG soaks up the heat, but Beast hits back with body shots! JG powers Beast back and throws forearms. JG whips corner to corner, but runs into a POWERSLAM! Beast covers, TWO!

JG grabs at Beast first, and puts her against the ropes. JG clotheslines into the ropes and then yanks Beast down. She puts Beast in a chinlock, but Beast powers her way up! JG is a backpack as Beast backs into buckles! JG holds on so Beast does it again! Beast is free, but she runs into a shotgun dropkick! JG drags Beast up to suplex, but Beast resists! Beast suplexes JG instead! JG crawls to a corner but Beast is on her. JG back hands but Beast gives one back. It’s a CHOP fight! JG headbutts Beast then reels her in for a scoop and slam! She drags Beast to a drop zone and heads up top! But wait, Lana Star and The Lioness appear?! They weren’t banned from ringside, and they swipe at JG! But JG LEAPS onto Lioness! Lana’s young protege is being beat down!

Winner: Jungle Grrrl, by disqualification; NEW #1 Contender to the WOW World Championship

Lana goes after JG herself, but then runs into the ring. The Beast has Lana for a POWERSLAM! Beast is seething, because it seems Tessa had a new ace up her sleeve. Meanwhile, Tessa laughs at Beasty while watching on her tablet backstage. But Tessa won’t get to enjoy her scheming, because now Jungle Grrrl is coming for that title! “Be ready!”

 


 

My Thoughts:

A pretty wild episode of WOW again, but still disappointed the main events aren’t treated as such. We only got 10 minutes out of this, and it had to end because of a disqualification. However, the story itself is clever. Tessa may not have been able to interfere with her two biggest enemies, but she used pawn after pawn to screw one of them out. Unless David McLane wises up as the GM, Tessa will likely do the same to Jungle Grrrl for their match. Lioness might even be used as a sacrificial lamb to set JG up for an attack, given the deal Lana and Sophia certainly made. I’m still really hoping we get a cage match as the supposed solution to this. And in the end, it has to be The Beast who gets the title off of Tessa for those live fans to erupt with cheers.

Serpentine VS Reyna was probably the best match of the night, with fans really getting into it. Serpentine wins thanks to Sophia, but that keeps her primed as a top contender should Beast become the champion, for classic Face VS Heel dynamics. We got a lot of great tag team action, too. The Bully Busters were of course going to lose, giving the Monsters of Madness some momentum going into the next round. Then Psycho Sisters and the spooky Siren and Holidead, almost too perfect for the episode before Halloween. A good match made better by how Princess Aussie came out to basically help the Voodoo Dolls win. I hope if this trio is becoming a real thing, Aussie changes up her gear to match to supernatural spookiness. She doesn’t really need anything more than that, and maybe face paint. At this point, I’m seeing Siren and Holidead as the unlikeliest of Face teams going up against Monsters of Madness as, well, the monster Heels.

My Score: 8.2/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (4/25/24)

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The Queen is coming for her crown!

Athena & Billie Starkz are the top champions in the ROH Women’s Division, but Queen Aminata’s coming after them! Who will she target first?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Isiah Kassidy VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes; Zay wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Top Flight VS The Dark Order; Top Flight wins.
  • Anna Jay VS Allysin Kay; Anna wins.
  • Johnny TV w/ Taya Valkyrie VS Will Austin; Johnny wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The Mogul Embassy VS MANDERS & BEEFTANK; The Embassy wins.
  • Yuka Sakazaki VS Leila Grey; Yuka wins.
  • ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground Match: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Outrunners; The Kingdom wins and denies The Outrunners a title match.
  • Taya Valkyrie w/ Johnny TV VS Laynie Luck; Taya wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Lance Archer & The Righteous VS Jon Cruz, GPA & Ren Jones; Archer & The Righteous win.
  • Abadon VS Nova; Abadon wins.
  • Triple Threat: Blake Christian VS AR Fox VS The Beast Mortos; Mortos wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Isiah Kassidy VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes!

Brother Zay and the Commander of the Skies are coming down from the high of competing against Rob Van Dam on April 20th, but they’re both ready to get back up. Will Kassidy earn his shot (shot shot) at a championship? Or will the AAA Cruiserweight Champion be aiming for ROH gold?

The Code of Honor is upheld, but Zay has his fingers crossed! Zay trips Komander at the bell, says he’s too smart, then he steps on Komander’s dropdown to say “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” and “SUCK IT!” Komander keeps cool, he and Zay tie up, and Komander headlocks. Zay pulls on the mask, powers up and out to hurdle, but then Komander steps on him! Komander mocks “SHOTS! SHOTS!” Zay runs up, Komander avoids the boot to then wrench, wrench and mule kick a leg! Kmoander steps over, rolls through, then rolls again, to a HALF CRAB! Zay endures, fights around, ROPEBREAK! Komander lets go and Zay stands back up.

The fans rally, Komander runs in but is put on the apron. Zay runs in but into a slingshot BOOT! Zay comes back but Komander goes up and headscissors Zay into buckles. Komander comes back to springboard, wheelbarrow, but Zay HOTSHOTS Komander and then throws him down! The fans boo but Zay says they don’t teach that at school. Just follow Zay and he’ll get your right. Zay then smothers Komander with his towel! The ref reprimands, Zay lets off and Komander sputters to a corner. Zay bumps Komander off buckles, CHOPS him, then stomps Komander down. Zay says “SHOTS! SHOTS!” as he gives stomp after stomp.

The ref counts, Zay lets off at 4 and dusts his shoes off. Zay goes back to scuff Komander, taunt him, but the fans rally up for Komander. Zay scuffs Komander more, eggs him on, but Komander fights up to fire hands! Zay ducks a roundhouse but not the HEEL KICK! Zay leans on ropes, Komander runs in but Zay puts him on the apron. Komander gets up but Zay triangle jump STUNNERS! Komander flops to the floor, Zay scowls and goes out after him. The fans rally, Zay backs Abrahantes off, and the fans boo. Zay goes back for Komander, SMACKS him off barriers, then grabs the chair.

The fans boo, Zay says watch this, it’s about to be an 8K. Zay runs and uses the chair to LAUNCH, into barriers! Komander avoids disaster, puts Zay in the ring, and he hurries to a corner. The fans fire up as Komander springboards, but Zay moves! Komander rolls through, ducks ‘n’ dodges then RANAS! The fans fire up while Zay bails out. Komander builds speed and WRECKS Zay with a dropkick! Then ASAI MOONSAULT and down goes Zay! The fans fire up, Komander drags Zay up and in, then he springboards again, for a SWANTON BOMB! Cover, TWO! Zay stays in this as fans chant “DOS! DOS! DOS!”

Zay goes to the apron, Komander storms up and stands him up. Zay shoves Komander away, goes up the corner, but Komander runs up! Zay anticipates and GAMANGIRIS! Zay goes up to SUPSER SUSNET FLIP, but Komander flips through!! The fans fire up and Zay is shocked! Zay still BOOTS Komander, fires forearms, but Komander bobs ‘n’ weaves to SLAP, UPPERCUT and power up! Zay turns Komander around but gets a SHOTEI! Komander then jumps up top POISON-RANA! The fans fire up again and Komander runs, but into a SPANISH FLY! Cover, TWO! Or as the fans remind us, “DOS! DOS! DOS!”

Zay says Komander’s done wasting his time. Zay whips, Komander reverses but Zay reverses back to scoop, only for Komander to tilt-o-whirl sunset flip! TWO, but Komander tries a side roll sunset, TWO! Zay escapes, Komander dodges his haymaker and waistlocks. Zay switches, Komander switches back, but Zay grabs the ref! LOW BLOW MULE KICK!! The fans boo as Zay gets away with that one! Abrahantes protests but the ref can’t call what he didn’t see! Zay blows a kiss, before the INVERTED TWIST OF FATE! Cover, Zay wins!

Winner: Isiah Kassidy, by pinfall

Brother Zay didn’t break rules but he did find a loophole to DELETE Komander’s momentum. Will Zay soon have a WONDERFUL ascension to the top of ROH?

 

ROH hears from Bullet Club Gold.

It was backstage at AEW Dynasty this past Sunday that the Bang Bang Gang unified the AEW and ROH World Trios Championships! Jay White says, “Today, our destiny, fulfilling our destiny by building our Dynasty! Y’see, I’m full! I’m full of that feeling when I get to say, I told you so! When I came to AEW, joined forces with The Gunns, I said the Gunns were money! Brought them in along with Juice Robinson, to Bullet Club GOLD. I said I would bring you gold, and boys, we’re running out of space. Because we’ve got gold a plenty, haven’t we, boys? Cuz I’m the mother effin’ Catalyst of Professional Wrestling! I told you so!”

Austin says their backpacks are heavier on the ride home, but that extra weight just reminds him that the Bang Bang Gang runs this Trios ish! Colten says they like to have fun before and after, but during? They don’t take no ish! There’s this saying around here, “Restore the Feeling.” That’s something for the young guys to get on TV, but guess who are never mentioned? The Gunns! Is it because they’ve been in too many main events? Is it because they’ve been tag team world champions? And now they’re AEW & ROH Trios Champions! The Gunns are the best damn team in the world! White is the best singles man in the world!

And tonight, they are the BEST trio in the world!! And if you’re not down with that, they’ve got two words for ya: GUNS UP!! The Bang Bang Gang is firing on all cylinders, but will they be able to shoot down those who take aim at them?

 

Six Man Tag: Top Flight VS The Dark Order!

Speaking of the trios championships, Action Andretti, and the brothers Martin get their shot at the Bang Bang Gang this Saturday! Will Top Flight pick up speed going into that Collision? Or will Evil Uno, John Silver & Alex Reynolds prove they are worthy contenders?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the trios sort out, and Darius Martin starts against Johnny Hungy. The bell rings, the fans rally and the two circle. The fans rally for “JOHNNY HUNGY!” as the two tie up. Darius wrenches, wristlocks, but Silver spins and fireman’s carries for the takeover. Silver has the cording hold but Darius fights up. Silver wrenches but Darius spins, slips around, waistlocks, spins Silver and cravats for the neck wrench. Silver endures, powers up and out, but Darius rolls over the dropdown. Darius sweeps a leg to cover, ONE! Darius turns Silver’s sweep into a cradle, TWO!

Silver gets up but Darius arm-drags him back down. The fans cheer, Darius wrenches Silver and tags Action. Action runs to LEAP FROG ATTACK the arm! Action wrenches Silver, tags Dante, and Dante goes up to AX HANDLE the arm! Dante clamps onto the arm, digs a knuckle into Silver’s ribs, or was it a tickle attack? Tag to Darius and Dante snapmares Silver. Darius runs to basement dropkick! Cover, ONE!! Silver stays in this but Darius stays on him. Tag to Dante, Top Flight reel Silver in but the rest of Dark Order save him from the double suplex! So Action jumps in and Top Flight TRIPLE SUPERKICKS!

The fans fire up while Uno and Reynolds spill back out. Action and Darius aim, DOUBLE PLANCHA but Uno and Reynolds DECK them outta the air! Dante brings Silver up but Silver fights the half nelson to then whip Dante into the ropes! Silver then runs up, Uno & Reynolds join in, TRIPLE DROPKICK! Silver then waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX Dante into a bridging cover, TWO! Silver tags Reynolds and he short arm LARIATS Dante! Cover, TWO! Reynolds brings Dante up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Uno. Uno CHOPS Dante, then snapmares him to stomp him down! The fans rally for Uno as he tautns Action.

Uno goes back for Dante but Dante throws body shots. Uno CLUBS Dante, bumps him off buckles, and tags Reynolds. Silver holds Dante in whiel Reynolds whips Uno for the SPLASH! Uno goes again, but Dante dodges, goes up and over Reynolds, hot tag to Action! The Sight to See rallies on the Dark Order! ELBOW for Uno! BOOT for Silver! ELBOW for Reynolds! Uno kicks low, whips, but Action handsprings to DOUBLE BACK ELBOW! The fans fire up as Action kips up, and he runs in at Reynolds in a corner. UPPERCUT! Uno runs in but the SPLASH is sent into Reynolds! Uno staggers away, Action DECKS Reynolds!

Action aims, slingshot and SPLIT LEG but he has to bail out as Reynolds moves! Action just uses that to roll and PELE Uno! SPANISH FLY on Reynolds! Cover, Silver breaks it! Darius tosses Silver out but Silver ROCKS Darius! Darius drops down but Dante runs in and uses Darius as a step, POETRY IN MOTION! Silver falls, Reynolds dodges Darius to RAM Dante! Dante comes back, Darius helps him get up and over, then Dante helps in the TORNADO DDT! Darius sets Reynolds up for the STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, Uno shoves Dante onto it! Uno then CHOPS Darius down and goes to his corner.

Reynolds crawls over, hot tag to Uno! Uno fires forearms on all of Top Flight! Uno winds up, but Dante JUMP KNEES! Darius mule kicks! Action KICKS, Darius BUZZSAWS! But then Silver & Reynolds drag the Martins out! Uno dodges Action, tells him to STOP, then ROCKS him! The rest of Dark Order get in, Reynolds spins Action before the TRIPLE ROLLING ELBOWS!! Action wobbles, Uno reels him in, and Silver gives Reynolds the BOOST to take out the Martins! PILEDRIVER for Action! Cover, TWO!! Action survives and shocks the Dark Order! Uno cools off, tags Silver in, and Silver tags Reynolds.

The Dark Order surrounds Action and the fans rally up. They stand Action up, hoist him up, and Silver builds speed, but the Martins trip Silver! Darius drags Silver out, Action gets away and Dante baits Uno. Uno runs in, Dante goes up and over to JUMP KNEE Reynolds! GAMANGIRI for Uno, then Action SUPERKICKS! Dante DIVES to take out Silver, Darius steps in to COMPLETE SHOT Uno! Action and Darius have Reynolds for the double pump handle, DOUBLE LIGHTNING SPIRAL! Cover, Top Flight wins!

Winners: Top Flight, by pinfall

Action, Dante & Darius are flying high and heading for Collision, will they take those unified World Trios Championships away from the Bang Bang Gang in the blink of an eye?

 

Backstage interview with Athena & Billie Starkz.

Lexy Nair is with the ROH Women’s World and Women’s Television Champions, and says “Ladies and gentlemen, we are calling an Emergency MEM, a Minion Empowerment Meeting.” The Fallen Goddess asks the Minions why they’re here, and Minion #400,237.75 knows why. This is because of Red Velvet and Queen Aminata. They decided to stick their noses in Athena’s moment. The main event of Battle of the Belts, live on TNT, the first time the Overlord has been on live TV in over a YEAR. And Aminata put her hands on Athena, put Athena on her head, and proved that she is nothing more than “a hot piece of porcelain hussy garbage.”

Billie says not to forget about Red Velvet. Velvet acted all high ‘n’ mighty, but she just forgot Billie hasn’t beat her yet. Lexy says then it seems there is some unfinished business. The champs bring Lexy in for an uncomfortable double side hug, and Athena says “Bestie” is right. There is unfinished business. And since MIT is a nonprofit, they’ll give a “scholarship to the biggest ass-whooping Queen Aminata and Red Velvet have ever seen. Got it?” Athena tells Queenie and “Blue Velvet” to either step up or step out. Challenge issued to the Queen and the Chef, but are the Overlord and her sidekick about to get cooked?

 

Mark Sterling speaks.

“Some people get into professional wrestling because they need to. You haven’t needed anything in your entire life. You have an unlimited amount of resources at your fingertips. Money, culture, knowledge. You wanted to excel at this business, so you got the best training, the best workouts, the best diets, the best gear, the best moves. If it’s not the best, it’s simply not you. But the wisest man doesn’t think he’s the best until he’s surrounded by the best. And now, we all are. You are Ariya Daivari. And you are a Premier Athlete. We are the Premier Athletes.”

The Premier Athletes are here in person.

Sterling talks to his stable and tells them the beginning of phase two was a success. They wanted to assert dominance over ROH, and he would say message sent. However, they were not aware that the message would be sent to ROH World Champion, Mark Briscoe, to Dalton Castle, and half of the ROH men’s locker room. It took SIX men to stand face to face to these three. They’ve got Ariya back and more pissed off than ever. They’ve got National Champion, Josh Woods. And they’ve got Tony Nese in peak, physical performance. Now, they all know The Infantry wasn’t personal. They were just in the line of fire.

The Infantry is just on a long list of people who do not deserve the opportunities. Opportunities that belong to these three physical specimens! Because these are The Premier Athletes. When and where will Sterling’s stable finally break through to that next level?

 

Backstage interview with Griff Garrison & Cole Karter.

Lexy is now with Maria Kanellis’ baby boys and says they haven’t had the best luck as of late. What’s next? Karter isn’t sure. They keep getting opportunities, but they keep failing. Karter recently had a match against Christopher Daniels, and he lost! Griff says Karter thinks that’s bad, but Griff lost his shot at the ROH World Championship. Griff has faced Mark Briscoe twice in his career, and he’s 0-2. Karter’s match wasn’t even for a title! Griff had so much more on the line! Maria then walks in and sees her boys are disappointed. Well, Mama is disappointed, too. They both could’ve done much better in their matches.

But every loss is an opportunity. Griff was in the ring with THIRTEEN TIME ROH World Tag Team Champion, Mark Briscoe! Karter was up against Christopher Daniels, a legend! Maria’s been in the ring with both of those men, and they have so much experience. That is what Griff & Karter gain every time they’re out there. Every single loss is an opportunity. And everyone around here is always jealous of the abs and the looks, and it’s great that they are. But eventually, they’ll be jealous of what these two do in the ring. And eventually, these two will get back her championships, the ROH World Tag Team Championships.

Maria leads the way, but does anyone wanna tell her that that would mean her baby boys going up against her husband, Mike Bennett?

 

ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground Match: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Outrunners!

Speaking of Mike Bennett, he and Matt Taven are still champions after the big assist from Wardlow at Supercard of Honor. But will the Kingdom need their War Machine again real soon? Or will they be able to handle Turbo Floyd & Truth Magnum in 10 minutes or less?

The fans rally up for the Outrunners already while the Code of Honor is upheld Mega Powers style. The teams then sort out, and though Taven is confused, Bennett steps up and starts against Truth. The fans chant “TAVEN SUCKS!” but Taven just eggs the Melvins on. Truth and Bennett tie up, then Truth wrenches to wristlock. Tag to Turbo, he takes the handoff, and he nods as he wrenches and wristlocks. Bennett knees low, flexes on Turbo, then wrenches to an ELBOW BREAKER! Bennett wristlocks, says this is old school wrestling, but Turbo powers up! The fans fire up as Turbo rolls, handsprings, and kips up! Turbo then BOPS Bennett on the head!

The fans cheer, Turbo tags Truth, and Truth wrenches to wristlock. Truth grinds the arm, whips, but Bennett reverses. Taven trips Truth up while Bennett’s all up in the ref’s face! The fans boo and Turbo protests but Bennett dropkicks Truth down! Bennett mocks the old school posing then takes a bow. Tag to Taven, he CHOPS Truth in the corner. Taven CHOPS again, digs his boot in, but the ref counts. Taven lets off to taunt Turbo, and Bennett gets a cheap shot on Truth! Bennett drags Truth up by his hair, the ref sees that and reprimands, but Taven ROCKS Truth. Taven whips, but Turbo trips Truth to actually save him from the crossbody!

Taven tumbles up and out of the ring, Truth gets up to tag Turbo! Truth then runs and Turbo holds ropes up, BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK! Bennett runs up, is sent out, and The Kingdom regroups. The fans fire up for Turbo as he fires up, then PLANCHAS! Down goes The Kingdom and Turbo is all revved up! Turbo gets in the ring, shakes the ropes, then tags in Truth. The Outrunners coordinate, to spin and pose! The fans fire up but The Kingdom CLOBBER The Outrunners from behind! The fans boo but Bennett flexes. Bennett brings Truth up, CHOPS, and now fans chant “BENNETT SUCKS!”

Bennett CHOPS Truth, puts him in the corner, and tags Taven. Bennett feeds Truth to a BOOT, adds the BOSTON BAYONET, then Taven LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Truth is tougher than that, but Taven argues with the ref. The ref defends his count, so Taven brings Truth over to ropes. Taven CHOKES Truth but the fans boo. The ref counts, Taven lets off at 4, and Taven soaks up the heat. Truth sputters but Taven tags Bennett. The Kingdom mugs Truth, then Bennett keeps Truth from Turbo with a snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Truth stays in this but Bennett stays on him with a chinlock and stretch. The fans rally as Truth endures.

Truth is red in the face but he fights to his feet. But Taven BLASTS Turbo! Bennett throws Truth by his hair! Turbo storms in but the ref has to stop him. Turbo is upset but Bennett stands on Truth’s face! Bennett clamps onto Truth with a chinlock and grinds him down with a knee in the back. The fans fire up, we pass five minutes as Truth fights up, but Taven runs at Turbo again! Turbo ROCKS Taven first this time! Truth then hits a BIG back suplex on Bennett! The fans fire up, Turbo is feeling it, and Truth crawls over! Truth staggers ot his feet, hot tag to Turbo! Turbo rallies on The Kingdom with big haymakers!

The fans fire up as Turbo scoops and SLAMS Taven! Then he scoops and SLAMS Bennett! Scoop and SLAM for Taven! Scoop and SLAM for Bennett! The fans fire up and Turbo drops an elbow! And another elbow! And then he winds up, flexes, and JUPM ELBOW DROPS! Taven runs up but Turbo kicks! Turbo reels Taven in, flexes again, and hits a BIG suplex! Turbo points to Truth, Truth tags in, and Truth goes up! FLYING FOREARM on Bennett! The Outrunners hurry to get Bennett up, but Taven ENZIGIRIS Truth to stop Boot Camp, er Vice City, or whatever they were calling it! Bennett shoves Turbo into Truth then rolls Truth up, with tights! The Kingdom wins!

Winners: The Undisputed Kingdom, by pinfall (denies The Outrunners a title opportunity)

Taven grabs the belts to celebrate and Bennett says that was too easy. But then the ref suspects shenanigans! Did Bennett pull tights? Bennett defends his innocence, as does Taven, and the ref drops the issue. Will The Kingdom do anything and everything they have to in order to stay champions?

 

Red Velvet & Queen Aminata speak.

The Chef and The Queen are backstage, and Velvet tells Athena, “There you go again. Stirring up the pot. Oh my gosh, we ruined your moment~! I’m done with you. Billie? You wanna hang with the big girls? You wanna get in big girl business? Then bring it on. Yes, I haven’t forgotten I beat you, twice. And I’ll do it again, and this time, I’m a beat you like your mama never did. You know why? Cuz I don’t roll with minions. I roll with royalty.” Aninata says that’s right. And Athena, oh, they feel so sorry for “ruining” the moment. Actually, Aminata would do it again and again and again. And wanna know why? Because Queen Aminata does not respect Athena as a champion!

Athena has ZERO honor! And no one knows better about honor than The Queen. And Velvet says, “Y’know what, Queen? I’m looking for a fight. Are you looking for a fight?” Aminata is definitely ready for a fight. Velvet says it is time to cook, eat, leave no crumbs, and take out the trash! This dynamic duo is ready to tear down the Forever Champion and her little buddy, will they take the gold right off Athena & Billie?

 

Backstage interview with The Infantry.

Lexy is now with Trish Adora, Carlie Bravo & Captain Shawn Dean, and we’ve seen them get on a roll. How are they continuing the momentum? Carlie is so glad she asked. Have no fear, you know The Infantry is here. Dean says yes, they are here. And there’s been nothing but targets on their backs. They said they’re the most popular team, and people have been after them. Carlie does realize now that they had those OG Ops, then those really big Ops, and last week, there’s Ops they didn’t even know about. But let’s not forget those really old Ops, the- Oh wait, The Outrunners walk in. Turbo & Truth are feeling good. They may not have targets on their backs, but they’ve got some guns!

Wait, wait, wait. Are they wearing brightly colored camo?! Okay, first they take the Infantry’s move, now they’re copying the swag? What’s next? Trying to take Adora and their homes? What the what, son? Dean has Carlie calm down. He’s always got great ideas. He does? Yes, because next week, Daily’s Place in Jacksonville, Florida, they take this to where it all began! Finally, Infantry take The Outrunners to where they belong, and that’s Boot Camp! Hold on, The Outrunners have been using camo since The Cow Palace. Dean has to hold Carlie back on that one! Turbo has a better idea! Outrunners VS Infantry, Daily’s Place, where it all began!!

WHAT!? Didn’t they just- Fine, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! Oh yeah? The Outrunners will do Infantry one better and THEY will accept! Let’s roll out! Copy that! WHAT!? Stop copying them, Outrunners!! But will Dean & Carlie finally get through the delusional duo and make them find their own schtick?

 

Backstage interview with Johnny TV & Taya Valkyrie.

Lexy is with Mr. & Mrs. TV Ready and notes the season finale of Johnny Loves Taya just dropped. How are they feeling? Amazing~! Everyone loves their show, they worked so hard on it for months. Ten episodes, the grand finale, it couldn’t have gone any better. And think about it: awards season! The acceptance speeches, the red carpets, the fashion moments. But in sneaks Aaron Solo. That sounds fun! Though they would’ve won more awards if they had this face on the show. Maybe next season? Johnny says maybe Aaron would’ve been on the show, if he supported it once. He didn’t tweet about it once! All their real friends did.

Uh, Aaron is the Retweet King! Especially those first three episodes. Aaron and Johnny argue but Taya has them calm down. Taya runs the socials for the show, and she can confirm, Aaron did retweet. Oh, well, thanks, bro. Yeah, man! Remember QTV? The handshake? They do the handshake, right down the rocket ship taking off. Aaron says see? They’re bros. Before Johnny Loved Taya, Johnny Loved Solo. Uh… No. Aaron is a loser! TV Ready people do not hang with losers. Remember how his name used to be S O L O W? They took the W away cuz he keeps getting L’s! He’s 0 and THIS CENTURY! Get a win already!

Aaron says fine, if that’s what they want, he will win. And he’ll prove to both of you that Aaron is TV Ready! Aaron heads out, and Taya says it’ scute that he’s so confident. Not that it’ll work out. And they got the last word. Aaron then says “Bye” from offscreen, so Johnny says, “Adios.” Aaron has bet on himself, but will he win out?

 

Triple Threat: Blake Christian VS AR Fox VS The Beast Mortos!

All Heart, The Whole Fox’n Show and the evolved Black Taurus are among the fastest, toughest and hungriest competitors around, and they’re all looking for that golden opportunity. Will Blake be rolling into NJPW’s Best of the Super Juniors tournament? Or will another big name prove they’re a big deal?

The Code of Honor is upheld between Fox and Blake, but not Mortos. The bell rings, Mortos stares down Fox and Blake. Fox runs in to RAM Mortos but bounces off! Blake RAMS Mortos but also bounces off! They both run up, but he runs them over! Fox & Blake both kip up, but Mortos choke grips them both. Mortos shoves Blake away, but Fox flips through the choke slam! Blake & Fox DOUBLE SUPERKICK Mortos down! Mortos bails out, Blake and Fox coordinate, and Fox runs. But then Blake sweeps the legs! Fox ends up on ropes, Blake runs to BASEMENT 619! The fans boo but All Heart also has some brains.

Blake aims from the apron, springboards in and MISSILE DROPKICKS! Fox flounders to a corner, Blake runs in, but Fox puts him on the apron. Blake RAMS into Fox, slingshots, but Fox goes out to then slingshot SENTONS! The fans fire up, Fox suplexes for ANARCHY! Blake bails, Mortos LARIATS Fox down! The fans fire up as Mortos roars, and Mortos drags Fox up. Mortos suplexes, Fox slips free to waistlock but Mortos switches. Mortos shoves, follows, then rolls off Fox’s back! Mortos SOBATS, KNEES, ELBOWS and snapmares, to then NECK TWIST! Then SNAP POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO!

Fox survives that onslaught but Mortos roars again. Mortos drags Fox up, wrenches and grabs a leg, for a SHIN BREAKER! Fox writhes, Mortos gets legs and steps through, and Mortos ties Fox up for a NAVARRO DEATH ROLL! Fox endures the leg lock, but Blake DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS Mortos! The fans fire up and Blake smirks as he runs in at Mortos. Mortos BOOTS Blake, SLING-DOGS, then CRUCIFIX DRIVERS! Blake wobbles, Mortos whips to POP-UP SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! Blake survives but Mortos snarls. Mortos drags Blake up, UPPERCUTS him down, and Blake flounders to a corner.

The fans cheer as Mortos drags Blake back up. Mortos reels Blake in to back suplex, but Blake lands out! Blake dodges in the corner, then whips to ropes. Mortos reverses but Blake handsprings, wheelbarrows, SPLASH 182! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Mortos and Blake stir while Fox returns. The fans rally, Fox and Mortos stand first and Fox throws a haymaker! Blake adds a haymaker, he and Fox pinball Mortos around! They put him in a corner, throw more hands, then Fox goes up to rain down fists! Mortos shoves Fox away so Blake rains down fists. Mortos shoves him away, Fox returns to A-LIST LARIAT!

Mortos slumps down, Blake adds a LOW CROSSBODY! Fox skins the cat to DROPKICK Mortos, and then Fox goes to the apron. The fans fire up as Fox goes up, but Blake ROCKS him first! Blake goes up, brings Fox up, but Mortos adds on! The fans are going nuts already for the SPANISH FLY BOMB!! Cover on Blake, TWO! Cover on Fox, TWO!! Mortos snarls but he drags Fox back up. Mortos trophy lifts Fox, but Fox slips free to BOOT! Mortos tumbles out to the apron, and Blake SPEARS him down! Blake hurries to build speed so he can DIVE! Mortos stays up!? So Fox FLIES! Down goes Mortos and the fans fire up!

Fox puts Mortos in but Blake aims first! Springboard 450 SPLASH! Fox adds the SWANTON BOMB! But then Blake TOSSES Fox to cover Mortos, only for Fox to break it! Fox has had it with Blake being so sneaky, and TOSSES him out! Blake is on the apron, he ROCKS Fox, but Fox stops the slingshot! Fox has Blake in ropes, step-up DRAPING DDT! Roll through, but Mortos reels Fox in! Scoop and MORTOS DRIVER!! Cover, Mortos wins!

Winner: The Beast Mortos, by pinfall

Blake and Fox couldn’t say on the same page, and that allowed the minotaur of lucha to take the win! Will nothing stop The Beast Mortos from stampeding his way to a championship opportunity?


My Thoughts:

A good episode of ROH here at an hour and 38 minutes, but that made for quite a bit of filler. I did like the Six Meaty Men Slapping Meat Tag match of Mogul Embassy VS 1 Called Manders, BEEF and Calvin Tankman, but of course The Embassy won. Good return matches for Johnny and Taya, but I liked their promo with Aaron Solo better. It was a good use of continuity bringing up the failed QTV to pivot into a new story for Johnny TV now that Dalton Castle is moving on. Good promos from Mark Sterling, but a bit redundant again to have him hype up Ariya Daivari, then for him to talk directly to Ariya and the others.

Another confusing thing was the promo from The Infantry and Outrunners. Well, the promo wasn’t confusing, the timing was. Perhaps it was a victim of poor pacing as we’ve seen all over AEW & ROH. But I do appreciate we’re finally seeing these two teams have it out for ROH at Daily’s Place “next week,” aka prerecorded sometime this week. Outrunners had a good match with The Kingdom but of course The Kingdom won. But we’re getting an interesting detail where Maria wants her new boys, Griff & Karter, to go for those ROH World Tag Team Championships while her old boys, Bennett & Taven, still have them. Some sort of Kingdom Civil War angle in the works here?

Really good stuff with Zay winning by going to new lows, and really good Six Man Tag to give Top Flight momentum going into their title match with Bang Bang Gang. Really good promo from Bang Bang Gang and of course White & The Gunns are going to retain. And at least they did just what I was hoping by having a promo from Bullet Club Gold on ROH so that it counts as them being on this show. Just needs to keep happening, maybe with some in-person appearances. Not even matches, just BCG watching other trios fighting it out because they’re scouting, aka foreshadowing, new opponents.

Great main event Triple Threat but also a fast one, Mortos with the big win over Fox and Blake. While there’s something brewing for the ROH World Championship with Mark Briscoe being around Dalton Castle and The Premier Athletes, maybe Mortos can find himself in the world title scene for the next ROH PPV. And then great promos from Athena & Billie as well as Velvet & Aminata. We’re definitely getting a tag team match that will end up earning Velvet a shot at the Women’s TV title and Aminata a shot at the Women’s World title, and those will be awesome matches.

And if either of the champs is losing, I’m actually thinking it’s more Athena losing to Aminata than Billie losing to Velvet. I’ve said it before, Aminata’s proven herself worthy, and if she wasn’t gonna be inaugural Women’s TV Champ, might as well make her the woman that dethrones the undefeated Athena.

My Score: 8.5/10


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