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Mitchell’s NJPW New Japan Cup Results & Report! (3/9/22)

The second round begins!

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NJPW’s biggest New Japan Cup continues into round two!

And the IWGP World Heavyweight Champion, Kazuchika Okada is back in action! Will the Rainmaker wash away the Way of the Grandmaster?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Tiger Mask & Hiroshi Tanahashi VS Chase Owens & Bad Luck Fale; Chase & Fale win.
  • BUSHI & Tetsuya Naito VS SHO & Gedo; Sho & Gedo win.
  • 8 Man Tag: The United Empire VS Bullet Club; Bullet Club wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS Suzuki-Gun; LIJ wins.
  • 2022 New Japan Cup Second Round: Hirooki Goto VS Dick Togo; Goto wins and advances.
  • 2022 New Japan Cup Second Round: CIMA VS Yoshinobu Kanemaru; Cima wins and advances.
  • 2022 New Japan Cup Second Round: Kazuchika Okada VS Master Wato; Okada wins and advances.

PLAY BY PLAY

2022 New Japan Cup Second Round: Hirooki Goto VS Dick Togo!

Chaos is very familiar with the House of Torture thanks to the New Years Golden Series. The Fierce Warrior goes up against The Spoiler, will Goto get some payback on Dick? Or will Dick actually play spoiler?

The bell rings and fans rally for Goto. Dick offers a handshake, but Goto knows better than that. Dick offers the handshake to the ref and the ref takes it. Dick tries to use that to prove he’s genuine. Goto just slaps the hand away! Goto and Dick approach, Dick kicks low to wrench the arm. Goto rolls, wrenches back, and wrenches again. Goto keeps on the shoulder, but Dick pulls hair and whips. Goto reverses to hip toss and KICK Dick down! Goto clamps onto the arm again and grinds the shoulder. Dick rolls to his feet but Goto wrenches the arm again. Goto wrenches one more time, then YANKS the arm!

Goto YANKS the arm more, then grinds the shoulder. Dick endures, fights up and rakes eyes! The ref reprimands but Dick throws Goto out of the ring. Goto gets back in as Dick hurries out, and fans cheer. Goto dares Dick to get back in but Dick takes his time. Dick gets to the apron but he just baits Goto into drag him out and RAM him into railing! Dick looks under the ring and he brings out a chair! The ref reprimands as Dick puts the chair in the ring, but he uses that as a decoy! He gets the SPOILER CHOKER! Dick chokes Goto, but lets off before the ref can see. Dick hides the choker then goes back to Goto.

Dick CLUBS Goto, puts him in the ring, then stomps Goto around. Dick chokes Goto but hides it in a cover. The ref sees the choke and counts, Dick lets off at 4. Dick shrugs but keeps his knee on Goto’s neck! The ref counts that choke but Goto lets off again. Fans rally for Goto but Dick stomps him more. Dick drags Goto up, but Goto CHOPS and CHOPS and- Dick rakes eyes again! The ref reprimands but Dick tells him to back off. Dick runs to FIST DROP! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up but Dick wraps on a chinlock. Dick grinds Goto down but Goto fights up. Goto throws body shots and gets free, but Dick kicks low.

Dick throws haymakers but the ref reprimands about the closed fist. Dick throws more punches but Goto eggs him on! Dick kicks low again, then wags his finger. Dick whips Goto to a corner but Goto comes back to run Dick over! Fans rally and Dick gets up in a corner. Goto runs in to MURAMASA! Then BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Fans still rally and Goto focuses. Goto drags Dick up and fireman’s carries. Dick slips off, pokes Goto in the eye and headlock punches Goto down! Dick stomps Goto then drags him up to CLUB him. Dick whips again, and catches Goto, only for Goto to turn headlock into back suplex!

Fans fire up as Goto stands. Goto waits on Dick to get up, but Dick kicks him in the shin! Oklahoma Roll, TWO, into CROSSFACE! Fans rally, Goto endures, and Goto crawls his way over, but Dick pulls back harder! Goto still reaches out for the ROPEBREAK! Dick lets off quickly and fans continue to rally. Dick drags Goto up, reels him in, and underhooks the arms! Goto resists and powers out with a back drop! Goto storms over to bring Dick up, but Dick kicks. Dick runs, Goto follows and LARIATS! Fireman’s carry, USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO! But then the lights go out! The House of Torture is up to their old tricks!

Something is happening in the dark, and when the lights come back up, there’s no ref and Dick has Goto in the SPOILER CHOKER! Evil is here and applauding. Evil gets Goto’s staff, but Goto BOOTS Evil! Goto gets out of the choker, DECKS Dick, then blocks Evil’s next attack! Goto throws Evil, then SMACKS Evil with the staff! Dick begs for mercy, then he blocks the staff strike! Goto throws Dick away, and SMACKS him, too! Goto powers up, BUZZSAW! The ref returns as Dick flounders around. Goto gets the arm, omoplata and then the far arm! SHORYUKENKAI! Dick gives up, Goto wins!

Winner: Hirooki Goto, by submission (advances to the next round)

The Fierce Warrior survives the newest screw job the House of Torture attempted, and now he’s into the Sweet Sixteen! Will Goto continue to advance and return to the Cup?

 

2022 New Japan Cup Second Round: CIMA VS Yoshinobu Kanemaru!

The leader of Strong Hearts had a #GLEAT start in the tournament, but he’s taking on a rested Heel Master. Will the first round bye give Kanemaru the edge? Or will Cima make Kanemaru say bye to the Cup?

As Cima watches the ramp, Kanemaru sneaks in from the other side and dropkicks Cima’s legs out! The bell rings as Kanemaru stomps away on Cima! Kanemaru whips then dropkicks Cima’s legs again! Fans fire up while Kanemaru stomps Cima more. Kanemaru grabs a leg and SMASHES it into the mat! Then he stomps Cima to a corner. Kanemaru throws Cima out, then goes out to whip him into railing! Kanemaru stomps Cima more, but the ref tells him to get in the ring. Kanemaru brings Cima up, hooks the leg on railing and pulls! The ref reprimands, Kanemaru lets off, and then Kanemaru brings out a chair!

Kanemaru distracts the ref by throwing the whiskey bottle into the ring. The ref goes after that and Kanemaru uses the chair to SMACK Cima’s leg! Cima clutches his knee while stuck on the railing, but he slumps down to the floor. Kanemaru stomps the bad leg, but the ring count starts. Kanemaru gets in at 4 of 20 and leaves Cima to get up using the chair. The count is 12 before Cima stands, and Cima hobbles in at 15! Kanemaru stomps the leg, drags Cima by the leg then digs his boots in as he YANKS the leg! Cima writhes, Kanemaru grabs the leg again and YANKS the leg! Cima backs away to ropes but Kanemaru drags him back to center.

Kanemaru drops an elbow on the leg and pulls on the toehold. Fans rally as Cima endures, and Cima grabs at Kanemaru’s hair. The ref reprimands, so Cima drags himself and Kanemaru along, to get the ROPEBREAK! Fans cheer and Kanemaru lets off, but then Kanemaru digs his knee into the knee. The ref reprimands, Kanemaru lets off and drags Cima up. Kanemaru gets the leg but Cima fights the shin breaker with elbows! Cima CHOPS Kanemaru, then whips. Kanemaru reverses and drop toeholds! Kanemaru keeps on the leg with a deathlock but Cima endures. Fans rally and Kanemaru gets Cima up to trip him for a HALF CRAB!

Cima endures, fans rally more, and Cima crawls forward. Cima reaches out, hits Kanemaru in the back, and gets the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Kanemaru lets off at 4. Fans rally but Kanemaru baseball slide dropkicks Cima out. Kanemaru goes out after Cima and kicks the leg. Cima throws body shots but Kanemaru rakes eyes! Kanemaru has the leg, SHIN BREAKER! Cima falls over and the ref checks him. Kanemaru tags a swig from his whiskey while fans rally behind Cima. The ref gets in the ring and Kanemaru gets the leg to SMASH into the floor mats! Kanemaru leaves Cima behind again, at the mercy of the ring count.

The count reaches 7 out of 20 as Cima works on getting his bad leg moving. Cima uses railing to stand at 14, he hobbles over at 17 and manages to get in! Fans cheer but Kanemaru is right on Cima. Cima throws body shots and CHOPS, but Kanemaru kicks the bad leg! And stomps it, too! Cima CHOPS from below but Kanemaru stomps! CHOP, stomp, repeat! Kanemaru lets off to catch his breath but fans rally as Cima works on his bad leg. Kanemaru CLUBS Cima then kicks his leg. Kanemaru has Cima in a corner, whips him corner to corner, and Cima somehow makes it. Kanemaru BOOTS Cima down!

Kanemaru gives Cima toying kicks but Cima gets mad. Cima CHOPS, then CHOPS again! Kanemaru rakes eyes! Kanemaru scoops, but Cima slips out to waistlock. Kanemaru elbows free, runs, but Cima dodges to get around, BACKSTABBER! That’s double-edged given the bad knee! Both men are down while fans rally up, and Cima shakes out the bad leg. Cima grits his teeth as he gets up. Kanemaru is at the ropes, eh runs in but misses the dropkick! Cima clubs, whips, but Kanemaru tries to reverse. Cima reverses that to RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Fans fire up and Cima goes to one corner while Kanemaru goes to the other.

Cima manages to run in and METEORA! Cima then gets Kanemaru up to DDT! Roll into the ghost pin, TWO! The leg might’ve slowed Cima down but he gets back up. Cima drags Kanemaru up again, snapmares and hurries to the corner! Cima hops up, another METEORA! But that’s not all! Cima sits Kanemaru up then goes to the very top! But Kanemaru moves! Meteora crashes and burns!! Fans rally up as Cima crawls, but Kanemaru aims from the corner. Kanemaru runs and dropkicks the bad leg! Then step through, FIGURE FOUR!! Cima endures as Kanemaru puts as much pressure as possible!

Cima grabs at the ref but that does him no good! Kanemaru puts more pressure, Cima comes close but he refuses to quit! Cima drags himself over but Kanemaru pushes up! Cima thinks about it but he still refuses! Cima crawls over, reaches out, but Kanemaru turns him away from ropes! Cima powers through to go back, ROPEBREAK! Fans cheer while the ref helps Kanemaru undo the leglock. Kanemaru drags Cima back up, scoops and SLAMS him into a drop zone, then goes up top! MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO!! Cima survives but Kanemaru gets him back up! BRAINBUSTER!! Cover, TWO!?!

Fans fire up as Cima survives! Kanemaru goes up again, Cima manages to stand, and he manages to dropkick Kanemaru out of the air! Cima hurries to fisherman, PERFECT DRIVER! But the bad leg holds him back from the pin! Fans fire up even more as Cima grits his teeth. Kanemaru crawls to a corner, Cima forces his bad leg to work. Cima runs in, but into a boot! Kanemaru runs in, tilt-o-whirl but Cima denies the DDT! Cima kicks and runs, but Kanemaru uses the ref as a shield! Then Kanemaru dropkicks the legs out! Kanemaru has the leg, and he SMASHES the knee on the mat!

Kanemaru goes to his whiskey, pours some on Cima then takes a swig. But Cima gets up in a fury! He SUPERKICKS the whiskey out of Kanemaru’s mouth! Alabama lift, SCHWEIN!! Cover, TWO!! Kanemaru survives Cima’s take on the Air Raid Crash and fans fire up! Cima sits Kanemaru up, goes up top, and METEORA!! Cover, Cima wins!!

Winner: CIMA, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

The Heel Master tried to take Cima out at the knees, literally, but Cima fought through the pain to make it through this round! Will Cima be able to make it through the quarterfinals the same way?

 

2022 New Japan Cup Second Round: Kazuchika Okada VS Master Wato!

The Rainmaker had an opening round main event worthy of the Cup with El Desperado. And El Desperado beat the Way of the Grandmaster in their great IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship match. Will Okada logically defeat Wato? Or will Wato set fire to the rain and get the biggest win of his life?

The bell rings and fans rally up as these two slowly circle. They tie up, are in a deadlock, but Okada uses his height to get leverage. They end up on ropes, Red Shoes calls for the break, and Wato slips away before Okada can do his usual shoulder pats. They circle again, approach, and Wato shoots around to get a headlock. Wato grinds the hold, Okada powers up to put Wato on ropes. Red Shoes calls for the ropebreak, Wato lets go but slips away again. Wato won’t let Okada play his usual games, and the two circle again. Fans rally up, the two approach again and knuckle lock. Wato shoots around to waistlock again, but Okada pries it open.

Okada wrenches, wristlocks, but Wato spins through to wrench and hammerlock. Wato cranks the hold but Okada reaches back to headlock. Okada grinds Wato now, throws Wato for a takeover, and fights off Wato’s headscissors. Wato keeps his shoulders up, rolls Okada for a cover, ONE! Okada holds onto the headlock but Wato fights up to his feet. Okada cranks on the hold, thrashes Wato around and brings him back to the mat! Wato powers through to get his own headlock, but then Okada headscissors. Okada holds tight as Wato tries to kip free! Okada pushes up to add pressure but Wato endures.

Wato bridges back, hops over, but Okada shifts to get the double wristlock. Wato gets to ropes and Red Shoes calls for the break. Wato turns things around on Okada, and Wato fakes the chop to pat the shoulders! Fans cheer Wato copying Okada. Okada smirks but then comes right at Wato, only for Wato to arm-drag him down! Wato has the armlock, Okada fights up, but Wato whips him to ropes. Wato back elbows, uppercuts and SOBATS! Wato also dropkicks the legs out then basement dropkicks Okada down! Cover, ONE! Fans rally and Wato waits to KICK and KICK Okada from all sides! Cover, TWO!

Wato clamps onto Okada with a chinlock, then shifts to a full nelson. Okada endures, fights to move forward, but Wato works to turn Okada. Okada still reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Wato stomps Okada, CLUBS him on the back, then runs. Okada gets Wato for a FLAPJACK! Fans fire up and Okada stalks Wato as he crawls. Okada stands Wato up, scoops and SLAMS him, then goes to the apron to slingshot senton! Fans rally and Okada stands on Wato. Red Shoes doesn’t consider that a cover, so Okada steps away. Okada looms over Wato as he sits up. Wato chops but there’s not much behind it.

Wato chops again, then CHOPS, but Okada turns him for a NECKBREAKER! Okada puts a chinlock on tight but Wato scrambles to the ROPEBREAK! Red Shoes counts, Okada lets off at 4. Okada paces and fans rally up. Okada kicks Wato, brings him up, but Wato throws body shots. They don’t do much but Okada still knees Wato low. Wato throws forearms now, but Okada withstands those, too. Okada then DECKS Wato with one shot! Okada gets Wato up, whips him to ropes but Wato reverses to dropkick! Fans fire up and Wato gets to the ropes. Wato stands up and KICKS, KICKS and KICKS Okada!

Wato whips Okada to ropes to calf kick him down! Fans rally up more and Wato runs corner to corner, but Okada puts Wato on the apron. Wato shoulders in, springboards, and FLYING UPEPRCUTS! Okada tumbles out of the ring and Wato builds speed! Wato FLIES and direct hit with the tope conjilo! Fans rally up Wato brings Okada up. Wato puts Okada in, goes to the corner and climbs up top. Wato missile dropkicks Okada down! Cover, TWO! Fans rally and Wato gets back up. Wato kicks but Okada ducks the buzzsaw! Wato fights the waistlock with elbows, gets free and runs. Okada prepares to back drop but Wato sunset flips! TWO!

VENDAVAL! Wato pulls on Okada’s arms and head, but Okada reaches out with a leg for the ROPEBREAK! Red Shoes counts, Wato lets off. Wato follows Okada outside and KICKS him! And KICKS! And KICKS! Okada blocks to CLUB the leg and DDT Wato to the floor! Red Shoes checks on Wato but he’s okay to continue. Okada gets up and he puts Wato in the ring. Okada waits on Wato to get up, and then he runs in to SHOTGUN dropkick Wato to the corner! Fans rally up and Okada stands Wato up to wrench and MONEY CLIP! Wato endures, reaches out, but Okada keeps him from the ropes!

Fans rally and Wato kicks and reaches out. But Okada cranks back on the Money Clip! Wato still fights and gets the ROPEBREAK! Okada lets go and fans rally up. Okada drags Wato up, Alabama Lifts, but Wato kicks free to CLUB away on Okada’s back. Okada EuroUppers back! Wato ends up in a corner, Okada runs in, but Wato dodges! Okada hits buckles, Wato turns in but is popped up to the Alabama! Wato fights the tuck, to have a FLOATING VENDAVAL! But Okada powers out, so Wato hits CODE RED! Cover, TWO!! Back to GROUNDED VENDAVAL! Okada endures and fans rally up! Okada reaches out, moves around, but refuses to quit!

Okada powers through to get the ROPEBREAK! Wato lets off cleanly and fans rally up. Wato drags Okada up, wrenches, reels Okada in, but Okada fights the Mouse Trap! Wato throws elbows, but Okada throws elbows back! Okada gets free, but Wato ducks the lariat to waistlock! Okada resists the lift, throws more elbows and is free. But Wato sobats and front kicks, to SUPERKICK! Waistlock and GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Okada escapes and fans fire up! Wato hurries to to the corner. Wato climbs up, but Okada gets up to throw a body shot! Okada ROCKET LAUNCHES Wato off the corner!

Fans rally up and Okada drags Wato back up. Wato KICKS, but Okada tanks it! Wato KICKS again, Okada eggs him on. Wato KICKS, and KICKS, but Okada just keeps taking them! Fans rally up and Okada eggs Wato on more. Wato fires elbows and forearms then CHOPS! Wato runs, but into the DROPKICK! Okada drags Wato to a drop zone and then goes up the corner. MACHO ELBOW! Fans fire up for the Rainmaker Pose! Wato slowly gets up, Okada brings him up to ripcord, but Wato gets under! Tilt-o-whirl to a jackknife! TWO!! BUZZSAW! Wato fires up and he gets Okada up to wrench and MOUSE-

NO! Okada gut wrenches free, LANDSLIDE! Okada gets Wato back up, ripcords and RAINMAKERS!! Cover, Okada wins!

Winner: Kazuchika Okada, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

Wato gets washed away by the IWGP World Heavyweight Champion! It seems it is still too early for the Way of the Grandmaster, but will this loss go a long way to making him stronger?

As for Okada, he gets the mic. “Wato… You’re not there yet. But you’re young, so you have plenty of time. Maybe you’ll get another shot at me in a few years. So please, try to make it more fun for me.” Fans cheer the bit of encouragement Okada just gave, and then he continues. “Thank you all for your hot enthusiasm and support today!” Okada knows he’s up against Taichi next, and vows not to lose that one, either. “The man holding this belt cannot lose now. I’ll keep winning and standing in this spot in front of all of you!”

Fans cheer that sentiment, and Okada says this is just the second round. “Everyone, please keep enjoying this. Don’t take your eyes off of NJPW, the New Japan Cup, or Kazuchika Okada! And I’ll keep making it rain in the New Japan Cup!” The IWGP World Heavyweight Champion continues to promise success, but will he have to be careful of the Holy Emperor?


My Thoughts:

Another great event, but again I did skip non tournament matches. Bullet Club winning all of their warm-ups clearly means a good number of them are losing. Fale is facing Tanahashi next round and Chase is facing Tiger Mask, so Fale & Chase win here because I’m pretty sure The Ace  and Tiger Mask move on. Same thing with the United Empire and LIJ losing. Naito is going to win against Gedo, Great-O-Khan will beat Taiji Ishimori and Ospreay will beat El Phantasmo I did like that Bullet Club’s different parts worked together well, with the only dysfunction being whether they throw the Too Sweet up or down.

The rest of LIJ winning against Suzuki-Gun is to set up Suzuki brutalizing and beating Hiromu, while also keeping Takagi and Sanada even with their coming opponents. Goto of course beats Dick Togo, but I did like that he managed to thwart the screw job. Cima had one hell of a match with Kanemaru, great story and selling on the knee, that might come into play against Goto on Monday as part of round three, the quarterfinals. Okada VS Wato wasn’t one of Wato’s better showings, but I suppose that was the point given it’s Okada, the IWGP World Heavyweight Champion. Okada naturally moves on, has a closing promo that falls in line with his other ones, and is on to the next round. Okada VS Taichi should be a really good match, but I feel like the earliest Okada loses is the semifinals.

My Score: 8.5/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (4/25/24)

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The Queen is coming for her crown!

Athena & Billie Starkz are the top champions in the ROH Women’s Division, but Queen Aminata’s coming after them! Who will she target first?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Isiah Kassidy VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes; Zay wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Top Flight VS The Dark Order; Top Flight wins.
  • Anna Jay VS Allysin Kay; Anna wins.
  • Johnny TV w/ Taya Valkyrie VS Will Austin; Johnny wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The Mogul Embassy VS MANDERS & BEEFTANK; The Embassy wins.
  • Yuka Sakazaki VS Leila Grey; Yuka wins.
  • ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground Match: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Outrunners; The Kingdom wins and denies The Outrunners a title match.
  • Taya Valkyrie w/ Johnny TV VS Laynie Luck; Taya wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Lance Archer & The Righteous VS Jon Cruz, GPA & Ren Jones; Archer & The Righteous win.
  • Abadon VS Nova; Abadon wins.
  • Triple Threat: Blake Christian VS AR Fox VS The Beast Mortos; Mortos wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Isiah Kassidy VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes!

Brother Zay and the Commander of the Skies are coming down from the high of competing against Rob Van Dam on April 20th, but they’re both ready to get back up. Will Kassidy earn his shot (shot shot) at a championship? Or will the AAA Cruiserweight Champion be aiming for ROH gold?

The Code of Honor is upheld, but Zay has his fingers crossed! Zay trips Komander at the bell, says he’s too smart, then he steps on Komander’s dropdown to say “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” and “SUCK IT!” Komander keeps cool, he and Zay tie up, and Komander headlocks. Zay pulls on the mask, powers up and out to hurdle, but then Komander steps on him! Komander mocks “SHOTS! SHOTS!” Zay runs up, Komander avoids the boot to then wrench, wrench and mule kick a leg! Kmoander steps over, rolls through, then rolls again, to a HALF CRAB! Zay endures, fights around, ROPEBREAK! Komander lets go and Zay stands back up.

The fans rally, Komander runs in but is put on the apron. Zay runs in but into a slingshot BOOT! Zay comes back but Komander goes up and headscissors Zay into buckles. Komander comes back to springboard, wheelbarrow, but Zay HOTSHOTS Komander and then throws him down! The fans boo but Zay says they don’t teach that at school. Just follow Zay and he’ll get your right. Zay then smothers Komander with his towel! The ref reprimands, Zay lets off and Komander sputters to a corner. Zay bumps Komander off buckles, CHOPS him, then stomps Komander down. Zay says “SHOTS! SHOTS!” as he gives stomp after stomp.

The ref counts, Zay lets off at 4 and dusts his shoes off. Zay goes back to scuff Komander, taunt him, but the fans rally up for Komander. Zay scuffs Komander more, eggs him on, but Komander fights up to fire hands! Zay ducks a roundhouse but not the HEEL KICK! Zay leans on ropes, Komander runs in but Zay puts him on the apron. Komander gets up but Zay triangle jump STUNNERS! Komander flops to the floor, Zay scowls and goes out after him. The fans rally, Zay backs Abrahantes off, and the fans boo. Zay goes back for Komander, SMACKS him off barriers, then grabs the chair.

The fans boo, Zay says watch this, it’s about to be an 8K. Zay runs and uses the chair to LAUNCH, into barriers! Komander avoids disaster, puts Zay in the ring, and he hurries to a corner. The fans fire up as Komander springboards, but Zay moves! Komander rolls through, ducks ‘n’ dodges then RANAS! The fans fire up while Zay bails out. Komander builds speed and WRECKS Zay with a dropkick! Then ASAI MOONSAULT and down goes Zay! The fans fire up, Komander drags Zay up and in, then he springboards again, for a SWANTON BOMB! Cover, TWO! Zay stays in this as fans chant “DOS! DOS! DOS!”

Zay goes to the apron, Komander storms up and stands him up. Zay shoves Komander away, goes up the corner, but Komander runs up! Zay anticipates and GAMANGIRIS! Zay goes up to SUPSER SUSNET FLIP, but Komander flips through!! The fans fire up and Zay is shocked! Zay still BOOTS Komander, fires forearms, but Komander bobs ‘n’ weaves to SLAP, UPPERCUT and power up! Zay turns Komander around but gets a SHOTEI! Komander then jumps up top POISON-RANA! The fans fire up again and Komander runs, but into a SPANISH FLY! Cover, TWO! Or as the fans remind us, “DOS! DOS! DOS!”

Zay says Komander’s done wasting his time. Zay whips, Komander reverses but Zay reverses back to scoop, only for Komander to tilt-o-whirl sunset flip! TWO, but Komander tries a side roll sunset, TWO! Zay escapes, Komander dodges his haymaker and waistlocks. Zay switches, Komander switches back, but Zay grabs the ref! LOW BLOW MULE KICK!! The fans boo as Zay gets away with that one! Abrahantes protests but the ref can’t call what he didn’t see! Zay blows a kiss, before the INVERTED TWIST OF FATE! Cover, Zay wins!

Winner: Isiah Kassidy, by pinfall

Brother Zay didn’t break rules but he did find a loophole to DELETE Komander’s momentum. Will Zay soon have a WONDERFUL ascension to the top of ROH?

 

ROH hears from Bullet Club Gold.

It was backstage at AEW Dynasty this past Sunday that the Bang Bang Gang unified the AEW and ROH World Trios Championships! Jay White says, “Today, our destiny, fulfilling our destiny by building our Dynasty! Y’see, I’m full! I’m full of that feeling when I get to say, I told you so! When I came to AEW, joined forces with The Gunns, I said the Gunns were money! Brought them in along with Juice Robinson, to Bullet Club GOLD. I said I would bring you gold, and boys, we’re running out of space. Because we’ve got gold a plenty, haven’t we, boys? Cuz I’m the mother effin’ Catalyst of Professional Wrestling! I told you so!”

Austin says their backpacks are heavier on the ride home, but that extra weight just reminds him that the Bang Bang Gang runs this Trios ish! Colten says they like to have fun before and after, but during? They don’t take no ish! There’s this saying around here, “Restore the Feeling.” That’s something for the young guys to get on TV, but guess who are never mentioned? The Gunns! Is it because they’ve been in too many main events? Is it because they’ve been tag team world champions? And now they’re AEW & ROH Trios Champions! The Gunns are the best damn team in the world! White is the best singles man in the world!

And tonight, they are the BEST trio in the world!! And if you’re not down with that, they’ve got two words for ya: GUNS UP!! The Bang Bang Gang is firing on all cylinders, but will they be able to shoot down those who take aim at them?

 

Six Man Tag: Top Flight VS The Dark Order!

Speaking of the trios championships, Action Andretti, and the brothers Martin get their shot at the Bang Bang Gang this Saturday! Will Top Flight pick up speed going into that Collision? Or will Evil Uno, John Silver & Alex Reynolds prove they are worthy contenders?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the trios sort out, and Darius Martin starts against Johnny Hungy. The bell rings, the fans rally and the two circle. The fans rally for “JOHNNY HUNGY!” as the two tie up. Darius wrenches, wristlocks, but Silver spins and fireman’s carries for the takeover. Silver has the cording hold but Darius fights up. Silver wrenches but Darius spins, slips around, waistlocks, spins Silver and cravats for the neck wrench. Silver endures, powers up and out, but Darius rolls over the dropdown. Darius sweeps a leg to cover, ONE! Darius turns Silver’s sweep into a cradle, TWO!

Silver gets up but Darius arm-drags him back down. The fans cheer, Darius wrenches Silver and tags Action. Action runs to LEAP FROG ATTACK the arm! Action wrenches Silver, tags Dante, and Dante goes up to AX HANDLE the arm! Dante clamps onto the arm, digs a knuckle into Silver’s ribs, or was it a tickle attack? Tag to Darius and Dante snapmares Silver. Darius runs to basement dropkick! Cover, ONE!! Silver stays in this but Darius stays on him. Tag to Dante, Top Flight reel Silver in but the rest of Dark Order save him from the double suplex! So Action jumps in and Top Flight TRIPLE SUPERKICKS!

The fans fire up while Uno and Reynolds spill back out. Action and Darius aim, DOUBLE PLANCHA but Uno and Reynolds DECK them outta the air! Dante brings Silver up but Silver fights the half nelson to then whip Dante into the ropes! Silver then runs up, Uno & Reynolds join in, TRIPLE DROPKICK! Silver then waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX Dante into a bridging cover, TWO! Silver tags Reynolds and he short arm LARIATS Dante! Cover, TWO! Reynolds brings Dante up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Uno. Uno CHOPS Dante, then snapmares him to stomp him down! The fans rally for Uno as he tautns Action.

Uno goes back for Dante but Dante throws body shots. Uno CLUBS Dante, bumps him off buckles, and tags Reynolds. Silver holds Dante in whiel Reynolds whips Uno for the SPLASH! Uno goes again, but Dante dodges, goes up and over Reynolds, hot tag to Action! The Sight to See rallies on the Dark Order! ELBOW for Uno! BOOT for Silver! ELBOW for Reynolds! Uno kicks low, whips, but Action handsprings to DOUBLE BACK ELBOW! The fans fire up as Action kips up, and he runs in at Reynolds in a corner. UPPERCUT! Uno runs in but the SPLASH is sent into Reynolds! Uno staggers away, Action DECKS Reynolds!

Action aims, slingshot and SPLIT LEG but he has to bail out as Reynolds moves! Action just uses that to roll and PELE Uno! SPANISH FLY on Reynolds! Cover, Silver breaks it! Darius tosses Silver out but Silver ROCKS Darius! Darius drops down but Dante runs in and uses Darius as a step, POETRY IN MOTION! Silver falls, Reynolds dodges Darius to RAM Dante! Dante comes back, Darius helps him get up and over, then Dante helps in the TORNADO DDT! Darius sets Reynolds up for the STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, Uno shoves Dante onto it! Uno then CHOPS Darius down and goes to his corner.

Reynolds crawls over, hot tag to Uno! Uno fires forearms on all of Top Flight! Uno winds up, but Dante JUMP KNEES! Darius mule kicks! Action KICKS, Darius BUZZSAWS! But then Silver & Reynolds drag the Martins out! Uno dodges Action, tells him to STOP, then ROCKS him! The rest of Dark Order get in, Reynolds spins Action before the TRIPLE ROLLING ELBOWS!! Action wobbles, Uno reels him in, and Silver gives Reynolds the BOOST to take out the Martins! PILEDRIVER for Action! Cover, TWO!! Action survives and shocks the Dark Order! Uno cools off, tags Silver in, and Silver tags Reynolds.

The Dark Order surrounds Action and the fans rally up. They stand Action up, hoist him up, and Silver builds speed, but the Martins trip Silver! Darius drags Silver out, Action gets away and Dante baits Uno. Uno runs in, Dante goes up and over to JUMP KNEE Reynolds! GAMANGIRI for Uno, then Action SUPERKICKS! Dante DIVES to take out Silver, Darius steps in to COMPLETE SHOT Uno! Action and Darius have Reynolds for the double pump handle, DOUBLE LIGHTNING SPIRAL! Cover, Top Flight wins!

Winners: Top Flight, by pinfall

Action, Dante & Darius are flying high and heading for Collision, will they take those unified World Trios Championships away from the Bang Bang Gang in the blink of an eye?

 

Backstage interview with Athena & Billie Starkz.

Lexy Nair is with the ROH Women’s World and Women’s Television Champions, and says “Ladies and gentlemen, we are calling an Emergency MEM, a Minion Empowerment Meeting.” The Fallen Goddess asks the Minions why they’re here, and Minion #400,237.75 knows why. This is because of Red Velvet and Queen Aminata. They decided to stick their noses in Athena’s moment. The main event of Battle of the Belts, live on TNT, the first time the Overlord has been on live TV in over a YEAR. And Aminata put her hands on Athena, put Athena on her head, and proved that she is nothing more than “a hot piece of porcelain hussy garbage.”

Billie says not to forget about Red Velvet. Velvet acted all high ‘n’ mighty, but she just forgot Billie hasn’t beat her yet. Lexy says then it seems there is some unfinished business. The champs bring Lexy in for an uncomfortable double side hug, and Athena says “Bestie” is right. There is unfinished business. And since MIT is a nonprofit, they’ll give a “scholarship to the biggest ass-whooping Queen Aminata and Red Velvet have ever seen. Got it?” Athena tells Queenie and “Blue Velvet” to either step up or step out. Challenge issued to the Queen and the Chef, but are the Overlord and her sidekick about to get cooked?

 

Mark Sterling speaks.

“Some people get into professional wrestling because they need to. You haven’t needed anything in your entire life. You have an unlimited amount of resources at your fingertips. Money, culture, knowledge. You wanted to excel at this business, so you got the best training, the best workouts, the best diets, the best gear, the best moves. If it’s not the best, it’s simply not you. But the wisest man doesn’t think he’s the best until he’s surrounded by the best. And now, we all are. You are Ariya Daivari. And you are a Premier Athlete. We are the Premier Athletes.”

The Premier Athletes are here in person.

Sterling talks to his stable and tells them the beginning of phase two was a success. They wanted to assert dominance over ROH, and he would say message sent. However, they were not aware that the message would be sent to ROH World Champion, Mark Briscoe, to Dalton Castle, and half of the ROH men’s locker room. It took SIX men to stand face to face to these three. They’ve got Ariya back and more pissed off than ever. They’ve got National Champion, Josh Woods. And they’ve got Tony Nese in peak, physical performance. Now, they all know The Infantry wasn’t personal. They were just in the line of fire.

The Infantry is just on a long list of people who do not deserve the opportunities. Opportunities that belong to these three physical specimens! Because these are The Premier Athletes. When and where will Sterling’s stable finally break through to that next level?

 

Backstage interview with Griff Garrison & Cole Karter.

Lexy is now with Maria Kanellis’ baby boys and says they haven’t had the best luck as of late. What’s next? Karter isn’t sure. They keep getting opportunities, but they keep failing. Karter recently had a match against Christopher Daniels, and he lost! Griff says Karter thinks that’s bad, but Griff lost his shot at the ROH World Championship. Griff has faced Mark Briscoe twice in his career, and he’s 0-2. Karter’s match wasn’t even for a title! Griff had so much more on the line! Maria then walks in and sees her boys are disappointed. Well, Mama is disappointed, too. They both could’ve done much better in their matches.

But every loss is an opportunity. Griff was in the ring with THIRTEEN TIME ROH World Tag Team Champion, Mark Briscoe! Karter was up against Christopher Daniels, a legend! Maria’s been in the ring with both of those men, and they have so much experience. That is what Griff & Karter gain every time they’re out there. Every single loss is an opportunity. And everyone around here is always jealous of the abs and the looks, and it’s great that they are. But eventually, they’ll be jealous of what these two do in the ring. And eventually, these two will get back her championships, the ROH World Tag Team Championships.

Maria leads the way, but does anyone wanna tell her that that would mean her baby boys going up against her husband, Mike Bennett?

 

ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground Match: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Outrunners!

Speaking of Mike Bennett, he and Matt Taven are still champions after the big assist from Wardlow at Supercard of Honor. But will the Kingdom need their War Machine again real soon? Or will they be able to handle Turbo Floyd & Truth Magnum in 10 minutes or less?

The fans rally up for the Outrunners already while the Code of Honor is upheld Mega Powers style. The teams then sort out, and though Taven is confused, Bennett steps up and starts against Truth. The fans chant “TAVEN SUCKS!” but Taven just eggs the Melvins on. Truth and Bennett tie up, then Truth wrenches to wristlock. Tag to Turbo, he takes the handoff, and he nods as he wrenches and wristlocks. Bennett knees low, flexes on Turbo, then wrenches to an ELBOW BREAKER! Bennett wristlocks, says this is old school wrestling, but Turbo powers up! The fans fire up as Turbo rolls, handsprings, and kips up! Turbo then BOPS Bennett on the head!

The fans cheer, Turbo tags Truth, and Truth wrenches to wristlock. Truth grinds the arm, whips, but Bennett reverses. Taven trips Truth up while Bennett’s all up in the ref’s face! The fans boo and Turbo protests but Bennett dropkicks Truth down! Bennett mocks the old school posing then takes a bow. Tag to Taven, he CHOPS Truth in the corner. Taven CHOPS again, digs his boot in, but the ref counts. Taven lets off to taunt Turbo, and Bennett gets a cheap shot on Truth! Bennett drags Truth up by his hair, the ref sees that and reprimands, but Taven ROCKS Truth. Taven whips, but Turbo trips Truth to actually save him from the crossbody!

Taven tumbles up and out of the ring, Truth gets up to tag Turbo! Truth then runs and Turbo holds ropes up, BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK! Bennett runs up, is sent out, and The Kingdom regroups. The fans fire up for Turbo as he fires up, then PLANCHAS! Down goes The Kingdom and Turbo is all revved up! Turbo gets in the ring, shakes the ropes, then tags in Truth. The Outrunners coordinate, to spin and pose! The fans fire up but The Kingdom CLOBBER The Outrunners from behind! The fans boo but Bennett flexes. Bennett brings Truth up, CHOPS, and now fans chant “BENNETT SUCKS!”

Bennett CHOPS Truth, puts him in the corner, and tags Taven. Bennett feeds Truth to a BOOT, adds the BOSTON BAYONET, then Taven LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Truth is tougher than that, but Taven argues with the ref. The ref defends his count, so Taven brings Truth over to ropes. Taven CHOKES Truth but the fans boo. The ref counts, Taven lets off at 4, and Taven soaks up the heat. Truth sputters but Taven tags Bennett. The Kingdom mugs Truth, then Bennett keeps Truth from Turbo with a snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Truth stays in this but Bennett stays on him with a chinlock and stretch. The fans rally as Truth endures.

Truth is red in the face but he fights to his feet. But Taven BLASTS Turbo! Bennett throws Truth by his hair! Turbo storms in but the ref has to stop him. Turbo is upset but Bennett stands on Truth’s face! Bennett clamps onto Truth with a chinlock and grinds him down with a knee in the back. The fans fire up, we pass five minutes as Truth fights up, but Taven runs at Turbo again! Turbo ROCKS Taven first this time! Truth then hits a BIG back suplex on Bennett! The fans fire up, Turbo is feeling it, and Truth crawls over! Truth staggers ot his feet, hot tag to Turbo! Turbo rallies on The Kingdom with big haymakers!

The fans fire up as Turbo scoops and SLAMS Taven! Then he scoops and SLAMS Bennett! Scoop and SLAM for Taven! Scoop and SLAM for Bennett! The fans fire up and Turbo drops an elbow! And another elbow! And then he winds up, flexes, and JUPM ELBOW DROPS! Taven runs up but Turbo kicks! Turbo reels Taven in, flexes again, and hits a BIG suplex! Turbo points to Truth, Truth tags in, and Truth goes up! FLYING FOREARM on Bennett! The Outrunners hurry to get Bennett up, but Taven ENZIGIRIS Truth to stop Boot Camp, er Vice City, or whatever they were calling it! Bennett shoves Turbo into Truth then rolls Truth up, with tights! The Kingdom wins!

Winners: The Undisputed Kingdom, by pinfall (denies The Outrunners a title opportunity)

Taven grabs the belts to celebrate and Bennett says that was too easy. But then the ref suspects shenanigans! Did Bennett pull tights? Bennett defends his innocence, as does Taven, and the ref drops the issue. Will The Kingdom do anything and everything they have to in order to stay champions?

 

Red Velvet & Queen Aminata speak.

The Chef and The Queen are backstage, and Velvet tells Athena, “There you go again. Stirring up the pot. Oh my gosh, we ruined your moment~! I’m done with you. Billie? You wanna hang with the big girls? You wanna get in big girl business? Then bring it on. Yes, I haven’t forgotten I beat you, twice. And I’ll do it again, and this time, I’m a beat you like your mama never did. You know why? Cuz I don’t roll with minions. I roll with royalty.” Aninata says that’s right. And Athena, oh, they feel so sorry for “ruining” the moment. Actually, Aminata would do it again and again and again. And wanna know why? Because Queen Aminata does not respect Athena as a champion!

Athena has ZERO honor! And no one knows better about honor than The Queen. And Velvet says, “Y’know what, Queen? I’m looking for a fight. Are you looking for a fight?” Aminata is definitely ready for a fight. Velvet says it is time to cook, eat, leave no crumbs, and take out the trash! This dynamic duo is ready to tear down the Forever Champion and her little buddy, will they take the gold right off Athena & Billie?

 

Backstage interview with The Infantry.

Lexy is now with Trish Adora, Carlie Bravo & Captain Shawn Dean, and we’ve seen them get on a roll. How are they continuing the momentum? Carlie is so glad she asked. Have no fear, you know The Infantry is here. Dean says yes, they are here. And there’s been nothing but targets on their backs. They said they’re the most popular team, and people have been after them. Carlie does realize now that they had those OG Ops, then those really big Ops, and last week, there’s Ops they didn’t even know about. But let’s not forget those really old Ops, the- Oh wait, The Outrunners walk in. Turbo & Truth are feeling good. They may not have targets on their backs, but they’ve got some guns!

Wait, wait, wait. Are they wearing brightly colored camo?! Okay, first they take the Infantry’s move, now they’re copying the swag? What’s next? Trying to take Adora and their homes? What the what, son? Dean has Carlie calm down. He’s always got great ideas. He does? Yes, because next week, Daily’s Place in Jacksonville, Florida, they take this to where it all began! Finally, Infantry take The Outrunners to where they belong, and that’s Boot Camp! Hold on, The Outrunners have been using camo since The Cow Palace. Dean has to hold Carlie back on that one! Turbo has a better idea! Outrunners VS Infantry, Daily’s Place, where it all began!!

WHAT!? Didn’t they just- Fine, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! Oh yeah? The Outrunners will do Infantry one better and THEY will accept! Let’s roll out! Copy that! WHAT!? Stop copying them, Outrunners!! But will Dean & Carlie finally get through the delusional duo and make them find their own schtick?

 

Backstage interview with Johnny TV & Taya Valkyrie.

Lexy is with Mr. & Mrs. TV Ready and notes the season finale of Johnny Loves Taya just dropped. How are they feeling? Amazing~! Everyone loves their show, they worked so hard on it for months. Ten episodes, the grand finale, it couldn’t have gone any better. And think about it: awards season! The acceptance speeches, the red carpets, the fashion moments. But in sneaks Aaron Solo. That sounds fun! Though they would’ve won more awards if they had this face on the show. Maybe next season? Johnny says maybe Aaron would’ve been on the show, if he supported it once. He didn’t tweet about it once! All their real friends did.

Uh, Aaron is the Retweet King! Especially those first three episodes. Aaron and Johnny argue but Taya has them calm down. Taya runs the socials for the show, and she can confirm, Aaron did retweet. Oh, well, thanks, bro. Yeah, man! Remember QTV? The handshake? They do the handshake, right down the rocket ship taking off. Aaron says see? They’re bros. Before Johnny Loved Taya, Johnny Loved Solo. Uh… No. Aaron is a loser! TV Ready people do not hang with losers. Remember how his name used to be S O L O W? They took the W away cuz he keeps getting L’s! He’s 0 and THIS CENTURY! Get a win already!

Aaron says fine, if that’s what they want, he will win. And he’ll prove to both of you that Aaron is TV Ready! Aaron heads out, and Taya says it’ scute that he’s so confident. Not that it’ll work out. And they got the last word. Aaron then says “Bye” from offscreen, so Johnny says, “Adios.” Aaron has bet on himself, but will he win out?

 

Triple Threat: Blake Christian VS AR Fox VS The Beast Mortos!

All Heart, The Whole Fox’n Show and the evolved Black Taurus are among the fastest, toughest and hungriest competitors around, and they’re all looking for that golden opportunity. Will Blake be rolling into NJPW’s Best of the Super Juniors tournament? Or will another big name prove they’re a big deal?

The Code of Honor is upheld between Fox and Blake, but not Mortos. The bell rings, Mortos stares down Fox and Blake. Fox runs in to RAM Mortos but bounces off! Blake RAMS Mortos but also bounces off! They both run up, but he runs them over! Fox & Blake both kip up, but Mortos choke grips them both. Mortos shoves Blake away, but Fox flips through the choke slam! Blake & Fox DOUBLE SUPERKICK Mortos down! Mortos bails out, Blake and Fox coordinate, and Fox runs. But then Blake sweeps the legs! Fox ends up on ropes, Blake runs to BASEMENT 619! The fans boo but All Heart also has some brains.

Blake aims from the apron, springboards in and MISSILE DROPKICKS! Fox flounders to a corner, Blake runs in, but Fox puts him on the apron. Blake RAMS into Fox, slingshots, but Fox goes out to then slingshot SENTONS! The fans fire up, Fox suplexes for ANARCHY! Blake bails, Mortos LARIATS Fox down! The fans fire up as Mortos roars, and Mortos drags Fox up. Mortos suplexes, Fox slips free to waistlock but Mortos switches. Mortos shoves, follows, then rolls off Fox’s back! Mortos SOBATS, KNEES, ELBOWS and snapmares, to then NECK TWIST! Then SNAP POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO!

Fox survives that onslaught but Mortos roars again. Mortos drags Fox up, wrenches and grabs a leg, for a SHIN BREAKER! Fox writhes, Mortos gets legs and steps through, and Mortos ties Fox up for a NAVARRO DEATH ROLL! Fox endures the leg lock, but Blake DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS Mortos! The fans fire up and Blake smirks as he runs in at Mortos. Mortos BOOTS Blake, SLING-DOGS, then CRUCIFIX DRIVERS! Blake wobbles, Mortos whips to POP-UP SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! Blake survives but Mortos snarls. Mortos drags Blake up, UPPERCUTS him down, and Blake flounders to a corner.

The fans cheer as Mortos drags Blake back up. Mortos reels Blake in to back suplex, but Blake lands out! Blake dodges in the corner, then whips to ropes. Mortos reverses but Blake handsprings, wheelbarrows, SPLASH 182! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Mortos and Blake stir while Fox returns. The fans rally, Fox and Mortos stand first and Fox throws a haymaker! Blake adds a haymaker, he and Fox pinball Mortos around! They put him in a corner, throw more hands, then Fox goes up to rain down fists! Mortos shoves Fox away so Blake rains down fists. Mortos shoves him away, Fox returns to A-LIST LARIAT!

Mortos slumps down, Blake adds a LOW CROSSBODY! Fox skins the cat to DROPKICK Mortos, and then Fox goes to the apron. The fans fire up as Fox goes up, but Blake ROCKS him first! Blake goes up, brings Fox up, but Mortos adds on! The fans are going nuts already for the SPANISH FLY BOMB!! Cover on Blake, TWO! Cover on Fox, TWO!! Mortos snarls but he drags Fox back up. Mortos trophy lifts Fox, but Fox slips free to BOOT! Mortos tumbles out to the apron, and Blake SPEARS him down! Blake hurries to build speed so he can DIVE! Mortos stays up!? So Fox FLIES! Down goes Mortos and the fans fire up!

Fox puts Mortos in but Blake aims first! Springboard 450 SPLASH! Fox adds the SWANTON BOMB! But then Blake TOSSES Fox to cover Mortos, only for Fox to break it! Fox has had it with Blake being so sneaky, and TOSSES him out! Blake is on the apron, he ROCKS Fox, but Fox stops the slingshot! Fox has Blake in ropes, step-up DRAPING DDT! Roll through, but Mortos reels Fox in! Scoop and MORTOS DRIVER!! Cover, Mortos wins!

Winner: The Beast Mortos, by pinfall

Blake and Fox couldn’t say on the same page, and that allowed the minotaur of lucha to take the win! Will nothing stop The Beast Mortos from stampeding his way to a championship opportunity?


My Thoughts:

A good episode of ROH here at an hour and 38 minutes, but that made for quite a bit of filler. I did like the Six Meaty Men Slapping Meat Tag match of Mogul Embassy VS 1 Called Manders, BEEF and Calvin Tankman, but of course The Embassy won. Good return matches for Johnny and Taya, but I liked their promo with Aaron Solo better. It was a good use of continuity bringing up the failed QTV to pivot into a new story for Johnny TV now that Dalton Castle is moving on. Good promos from Mark Sterling, but a bit redundant again to have him hype up Ariya Daivari, then for him to talk directly to Ariya and the others.

Another confusing thing was the promo from The Infantry and Outrunners. Well, the promo wasn’t confusing, the timing was. Perhaps it was a victim of poor pacing as we’ve seen all over AEW & ROH. But I do appreciate we’re finally seeing these two teams have it out for ROH at Daily’s Place “next week,” aka prerecorded sometime this week. Outrunners had a good match with The Kingdom but of course The Kingdom won. But we’re getting an interesting detail where Maria wants her new boys, Griff & Karter, to go for those ROH World Tag Team Championships while her old boys, Bennett & Taven, still have them. Some sort of Kingdom Civil War angle in the works here?

Really good stuff with Zay winning by going to new lows, and really good Six Man Tag to give Top Flight momentum going into their title match with Bang Bang Gang. Really good promo from Bang Bang Gang and of course White & The Gunns are going to retain. And at least they did just what I was hoping by having a promo from Bullet Club Gold on ROH so that it counts as them being on this show. Just needs to keep happening, maybe with some in-person appearances. Not even matches, just BCG watching other trios fighting it out because they’re scouting, aka foreshadowing, new opponents.

Great main event Triple Threat but also a fast one, Mortos with the big win over Fox and Blake. While there’s something brewing for the ROH World Championship with Mark Briscoe being around Dalton Castle and The Premier Athletes, maybe Mortos can find himself in the world title scene for the next ROH PPV. And then great promos from Athena & Billie as well as Velvet & Aminata. We’re definitely getting a tag team match that will end up earning Velvet a shot at the Women’s TV title and Aminata a shot at the Women’s World title, and those will be awesome matches.

And if either of the champs is losing, I’m actually thinking it’s more Athena losing to Aminata than Billie losing to Velvet. I’ve said it before, Aminata’s proven herself worthy, and if she wasn’t gonna be inaugural Women’s TV Champ, might as well make her the woman that dethrones the undefeated Athena.

My Score: 8.5/10


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