Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (5/13/22)
The Owen Hart Cup is on a Rampage!
Riho or Soho, only one is moving on in the Owen!
AEW kicked off the Owen Hart Foundation Tournaments on Dynamite, and Rampage carries that momentum! But who carries momentum into round two?
- Six Man Tag: Death Triangle w/ Alex Abrahantes VS The Andrade Family Office; Death Triangle wins.
- Shawn Spears VS Bear Boulder; Spears wins.
- Owen Hart Foundation Women’s Tournament Opening Round: Riho VS Ruby Soho; Soho wins and advances to the semifinals.
- AEW TNT Championship: Scorpio Sky w/ Ethan Page & Dan Lambert VS Frankie Kazarian; Scorpio wins and retains the title.
PLAY BY PLAY
Six Man Tag: Death Triangle w/ Alex Abrahantes VS The Andrade Family Office!
Rey Fenix made his return and now Death Triangle is at full power! But while the Firebird has an Owen Hart Foundation opening round match coming, this match is to send a message to the House of Black! Will the Butcher, the Blade and Marq Quen be examples to Malakai and his henchmen?
The trios sort out and we start with Blade and Penta Oscuro! Fans rally up as the two circle. Penta and Blade feel things out, but then Penta tells him, “Listen! CERO! MIEDO!” Fans fire up but Blade ROCKS Penta with a right! Blade runs, but into a SUPERKICK! Penta tells Blade again, CERO MIEDO, runs, but Blade leap frogs! Only for Penta to PENALTY KICK him out of the back roll! Penta taunts Butcher then tags PAC. They double whip, Pac mule kicks then snapmares, and he sets Blade up for QUE PASO! The dropkick to the gooch hits and Pac smirks as he brings Blade up. Blade knees low, whips Pac, but Pac uses that to DECK Butcher!
Pac swipes at Quen but he gets away, Blade storms in but into a BOOT! Pac KICKS and ROCKS Blade, then swipes at Butcher. Butcher drags Pac out for that while Blade distracts the ref. Butcher knees Pac low and whips Pac into the apron, followed up by a LARIAT! Then, APRON BACK SUPLEX! Butcher shoves Pac in for Blade, Blade tags Butcher in, and Butcher drop steps while he taunts Penta. Chris Jericho makes Butcher & Blade his Sports Entertainer(s) of the Week, but Pac KICKS away on Butcher’s leg! Butcher whips, Pac gets under and KICKS the leg again! Pac whips, Butcher reverses but Pac stops himself to dropkick Butcher’s leg out!
Pac goes up the corner, aims at Butcher, missile dropkick! Butcher tumbles away and fans fire up as Pac kips up. Pac glares as Butcher bails out. Pac waits on Butcher as fans rally up. Butcher gets in, but he tags out to Quen! Quen swings on Pac but into a HIP TOSS! Pac drags Quen up, wrenches, and tag to Fenix! Fenix wrenches but Quen trips Fenix. Things speed up, Quen turns Pac over and STANDING MOONSAULT, but Fenix avoids it! Quen lands on his feet, they speed things up again, NO HANDS RANA from Quen! Quen and his beard soak up heat, but Fenix shoves him to ropes. Quen spins to KICK, and GAMANGIRI!
Quen runs in again, FLAPJACK DROPKICK! Quen swaggers, brings Fenix up, and he mocks Penta. But Fenix lifts Quen to spin and FACEBUSTER! Both men stagger up, Fenix BOOTS, mule kicks, but Quen ducks the mule kick! Quen shoves Fenix, but Fenix BOOTS him! Fenix goes up, springboards, TORNILLO ARM-DRAG and DOUBLE STMOPS! Fenix then CLOBBERS Butcher & Blade! Fenix drags Quen up, whips but Quen reverses. Fenix tiger feints but Butcher catches him! Quen BLASTS Fenix into the railing! Butcher hurries to get Fenix up and in as Rampage goes picture in picture.
Quen drags Fenix up and bumps him off buckles. Tag to Blade, he stays between Fenix and the rest of Death Triangle while talking trash. Blade drags Fenix up to bump off buckles hard, then he tags Butcher. They mug Fenix, Butcher CHOPS Fenix against ropes, then keeps on him with another buckle bump. Bunny talks trash, Butcher tags Blade in, and they double whip Fenix to double shoulder tackle! Blade covers, TWO! Blade stomps Fenix, then drags him up for a facelock. Fenix throws body shots as fans rally but Blade keeps on that facelock. Rampage returns to single picture and Fenix throws body shots again!
Fenix powers Blade back towards the Death Triangle corner, but then the AFO attacks! Pac and Penta go down, Blade carries Fenix all the way back! Tag to Butcher, they LEG DROP SIDEWALK SLAM! Tag to Quen and he goes up top! 450 SPLASH! Cover, Pac breaks it in time! Blade throws Pac out then DECKS Penta! Quen tags Butcher, then Blade gives Quen a boost to SUPER SWANTON onto Pac and Penta! Butcher fireman’s carries Fenix to toss him into Blade’s KICK! Butcher then LARIATS Fenix down! Cover, TWO!! Fenix survives and the AFO can’t believe it! Blade hurries to tag in, and he drags Fenix back up.
Blade CHOPS Fenix, Fenix flops back down, but Blade brings him up again. Blade suplexes, Fenix knees free and somersaults to SPIKE-RANA! Fans fire up as Fenix crawls, but Blade grabs the feet! Blade whips Fenix away, Fenix tiger feints to rewind and HEEL KICK! Kyle O’Reilly is taking notes from the crowd given that Owen Hart Cup match. Fenix and Blade crawl, hot tags to Quen and Penta! Penta CROSSBODIES Quen down! Penta dodges Butcher to SLINGBLADE! SUPERKICK for Quen! SUPERKICK for Butcher! Wheelbarrow and roll, into a SATELLITE DDT for Butcher! Long Island is fired up for “CERO! MIEDO!”
Tag to Pac, and the Bastard looms over Quen. Pac mule kicks, front kicks, sobats, then whips, to pop-up for the FLAPJACK! And DEADLIFT GERMAN! Bridging cover, ROPEBREAK! Quen got a bit lucky that Pac miscalculated ring position. But fans rally as Pac watches Quen. But Blade and Butcher garb at him! The Lucha Bros double dropkick them away! Pac dodges Quen to SNAP GERMAN!! Quen flounders, into a back body block in the corner! Tag to Penta, tag to Fenix! “CERO! MIEDO!” LUCHA BROTHERS DRIVER!!! Tag to Pac, the Lucha Bros DOUBLE TOPE onto Butcher and Blade! Pac shoots the BLACK ARROW!! Cover, Death Triangle wins!!
Winners: Death Triangle, by pinfall
Kyle applauds, but reluctantly. Will the Undisputed Elite have another semifinalist after Kyle tears down the Firebird? Or will it be all on Adam Cole to win the Owen Hart Cup?
But then the lights go out! And when they come back up, the House of Black has appeared! Brody King and Buddy Matthews are on corners while Malakai himself stares Pac down. The lights go out again, and then the House of Black is gone. Will Fenix be able to focus with the shadows closing in?
Shawn Spears VS Bear Boulder!
The Chair Man claims he will be the Giant Killer as he stands between Wardlow and MJF. But will Spears also be a Bear Killer along the way? Or will Boulder roll over and squash him?
The bell rings and Boulder steps up to Spears. They stare down, and Spears winds it up, “TEN!” Spears grins, but Boulder choke grips him! Boulder trophy lifts Spears and he freaks out! Boulder lifts but Spears slips off, ducks and dodges, but the crossbody is caught! Boulder gets the fans to fire up before the POWERSLAM! Boulder roars and fans fire up as he runs in at the corner. Spears dodges and Boulder hits buckles! Spears climbs up, rains down fists, and fans count. Spears stops for that reason, and Boulder choke grips again! Boulder has both hands on Spears to carry him out, and then whip him to the corner for a SPLASH!
Fans fire up as Boulder climbs! Boulder gets Spears’ wrist tape off his hand, but Spears claws the eyes! Spears manages to fireman’s carry Boulder around, for the C4!! Cover, Spears wins!
Winner: Shawn Spears, by pinfall
Spears has the victory, but he gets a chair to add on! He SMACKS away on Boulder again and again! Spears tells Wardlow, “The Giant Killer cometh!” But will Spears be able to stop Wardlow’s warpath to Double or Nothing?
Backstage interview with Tony Nese & Mark Sterling.
Lexi Nair says it was announced that these two face #Hookhausen in Las Vegas for the Double or Nothing Buy-In, but Sterling says that is not happening. Sterling is a lawyer who is just here to dot the I’s and cross the T’s, he doesn’t even own a pair of tights! The tag match is not happening. Well, management says if Sterling puts his hands on another wrestler… Put his hands? He didn’t do that! Wardlow did this to him! Sorry, this isn’t happening. But Nese says it is fine. He destroyed Danhausen in record time! And then Hook wants to ruin the celebration? To ruin Nese’s homecoming? No, no, that’s not happening.
So Nese says it is just fine. He is the Premier Athlete. He can beat them both by himself! When they get to Vegas, Sterling can put 10K on them! Wow, that’s a lot. Is Nese going to win that back in spades? Or will #Hookhausen choke Nese out and then curse him?
Owen Hart Foundation Women’s Tournament Opening Round: Riho VS Ruby Soho!
Toni Storm won her spot in the semifinals on Dynamite, and awaits the winner of Britt Baker VS the joker! But on the other side of the bracket, it’s the inaugural AEW Women’s World Champion VS The Runaway! Who takes that first step towards the cup?
The bell rings and Ruby offers the handshake. Riho takes it, and the fans rally as the two circle. They tie up, Riho puts Ruby on ropes but lets off as the ref counts. Ruby and Riho circle again, Ruby gets around to waistlock then wrenches to a wristlock. Riho rolls, wrenches and wristlocks back, but Ruby uses ropes to flip through. Ruby has the arm now, but Riho goes around and around. Ruby shifts to a hammerlock then headlock, but Riho powers out. Ruby runs Riho over and then covers. Riho goes Matrix to slip out, but Ruby rolls her! Riho rolls through to Oklahoma Roll, TWO! Ruby kicks low and snapmares Riho for a KICK!
Ruby runs, Riho ducks the Penalty Kick and kicks back. NORTHERN- NO! Ruby blocks, gut wrenches to a Canadian Rack but Riho slips off. Riho dodges to tilt-o-whirl and headscissor! Ruby gets up but into a wheelbarrow victory roll, STOMP 182! Fans fire up and Ruby gets to a corner. Riho runs corner to corner to forearm smash! Riho whips, Ruby stops herself to back elbow! Ruby goes up to DEADLY NIGHTSHADE! Ruby then pushes Riho to a cover, TWO! Ruby drags Riho to a drop zone and goes up top. Fans fire up, but Riho moves! Ruby bails out of her senton and hobbles a bit. Ruby drags Riho up but Riho ROCKs her with a forearm!
Ruby headbutts back! Ruby shakes out the bad leg, wrenches, but the kick is blocked! Riho has the leg for a BRIDGING HALF CRAB! Ruby endures, reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Riho lets go at 3 and Rampage goes picture in picture.
Ruby is on the apron, Riho grabs at her but Ruby ROCKS her! And again! Ruby shoulder sin, but into a KICK! Riho goes up the corner for a DOUBLE STOMP! Ruby flops out of the ropes and fans fire up! Riho drags Ruby to a cover, TWO! Riho drags Ruby away from the ropes for a BULLY CHOKE! Ruby endures, pries at the hold, and fights her way up. Ruby throws body shots and powers out, but Riho tilt-o-whirls again! Ruby stops that to have a cording hold! She cranks Riho’s arm, brings her to a knee, and pulls on the arm more! Riho endures, fights up and throws forearms! Riho ducks Ruby’s clothesline to backslide, TWO! Riho dropkicks Ruby down!
Riho shakes out her arm while Ruby is dazed. Fans rally, Riho stomps Ruby down, then Riho stalks Ruby to a corner. Riho stomps Ruby and digs her boot in, but lets off as the ref counts. Ruby throws body shots from below, but Riho CLUBS Ruby down, and Rampage goes to break.
Rampage returns and Riho runs in at the corner to KNEE Ruby right in the chest! Then NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO! Fans fire up and Riho goes up top. Ruby ROCKS Riho first! Ruby climbs up after Riho, throws more forearms, but Riho gives them back. Ruby HEADBUTTS, but Riho HEADBUTTS back! Riho shoves Ruby away but Ruby lands on her feet. The leg buckles., Riho CROSSBODIES, but Ruby rolls through! TWO!! Ruby ROCKS Riho with a right! Ruby reels Riho in, but no Bladerunner! CRUCIFIX DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Riho is furious and she kicks at Ruby. Riho then runs and- KANGAROO KICK from Ruby!
Ruby runs in, gets around, SAIDO! Cover, TWO!! Riho survives but Ruby SUPERKICKS! Cover, TWO!! Fans are thunderous as Ruby turns Riho, reels her in, BLADERUNNER! Cover, Ruby wins!
Winner: Ruby Soho, by pinfall (advances to the next round)
And the Runaway puts this one away! But who meets Ruby in the semifinals? There’s a bit more on that in just a moment!
Gunn Club and The Acclaimed have a team meeting.
Billy Gunn says that now that they’re all together, as a faction if you will, something Billy knows a lot about, he feels this could be one of the best of all time. But they’re missing something. They need… hand gestures! Austin raises his hand and wants “father” to call on him. Okay, Austin. He and Colten have the perfect gesture. They’ll raise their hands, and point straight to- NO. It’s been done. Anthony Bowens raises his hand, Billy calls on him, and he asks, “How about this?” He and Max Caster scissor fingers. That’s great! There it is! But now… A catchphrase! “Daddy!” He and Colten have one! “We’ve got two words-” NO!! Just… stop. That will never get over.
The Acclaimed have an idea. What about, “Yo, listen!” Brilliant! Nice work. And now, Billy wants them to know that he’s used some of his pull and he got them a match. Really? Is it on Dynamite? Rampage? Double or Nothing? No. On Elevation! Caster has a spit take. That’s AWESOME! They all finger scissor, but will this 8 Man Tag turn out well for the… Uh, whatever the faction’s called.
Tony Schiavone is in the ring!
He welcomes out the AEW TBS Champion and her crew, it’s The Baddies! The still undefeated 30-0, Jade Cargill, struts out with Kiera Hogan and Red Velvet, and a limping Mark Sterling. Next week, on another special early Rampage, Red Velvet has her Owen Hart Cup quarterfinal match, but who against? Schiavone gives the mic to Jade and she tells him to cut the sh*t. And cameraman, do your job and get the Long Island Baddies. The cameraman finds the Baddies Section in the crowd and they wave hi to Jade. Schiavone says he sadly cannot cut anything, as he must inform us that AEW has not cleared Hikaru Shida after that Philly Street Fight.
Jade takes the mic back to say, “I don’t think that’s bad news at all. I think that’s great news. But uh, what happened to you?” Mark Sterling wants to explain but she says no one cares. He just needs to tell the people the Baddies’ business. Sterling says it is his opinion that Velvet should just win by forfeit and advance in the tournament. Schiavone says that is not happening. Tony Khan has found a replacement for the match. Velvet’s new opponent will be a long time “friend” in… KRIS STATLANDER! A new attitude in Velvet, a new attitude in Statlander! Who is moving on to meet Ruby Soho in the Owen Hart Cup?
Rampage returns and Mark Henry talks with our main eventers.
The World Strongest Man welcomes us back, and notes that Scorpio Sky and Frankie Kazarian were the original AEW World Tag Team Champions. Scorpio, are you ready to defend the TNT Championship against his former partner? Ethan Page says that that is a stupid question! The champ is always ready! The real question should be, why is Kaz getting a shot in the first place? Scorpio says it’s because he gave Kaz his word. Dan Lambert adds, “And…?” And the word of the AEW TNT Champion is going to mean something from now on. They’ve been over this!
Kaz tells Ethan and Lambert that he doesn’t remember Mark Henry asking those two a damn thing. As for Scorpio, he and Kaz were winning titles long before the “Yes Men of the Year,” or even before AEW. And last time they checked, this is just Scorpio VS Kaz 1v1. Right, says the guy who has no friends in this company. Scorpio tells Lambert and Ethan that when he said he’s going to put respect back on the name of the TNT title, he meant it! And it starts tonight! So Lambert and Ethan can take the night off. Fine. They leave, and Scorpio says HE is the Face of TNT, so get used to it. Then there’s been enough talk. It’s time for the main event!
AEW TNT Championship: Scorpio Sky w/ Ethan Page & Dan Lambert VS Frankie Kazarian!
SoCal Uncensored, SCU, were the inaugural AEW World Tag Team Champions. But things have changed since the early days of AEW, and it’s certainly gone more The Closer’s way than the Heavy Metal Rebel’s. But will this battle of friends be where Kaz finally tastes gold again? Or will it be clear who was the stronger half of that tag team?
Sammy Guevara and Tay Conti are spotted in the crowd, sporting their newly won AAA Mixed Tag Team Championships. The introductions for this match are made, and AEW TNT title is raised, and we S C who is the true Face of TNT!
Scorpio and Kaz circle as fans chant for “S C U! S C U!” Scorpio and Kaz nod, shake hands, and then tie up. They go around, end up on ropes then in corners then back on ropes. The ref counts the ropebreak and the two separate. Fans rally up as the two go again. They tie up, Kaz fireman’s carry takeovers for a top wristlock. Scorpio fights up, gets to ropes and flips through to wrench back. Kaz endures the wristlock, uses ropes to flip through and wrench to a headlock. Scorpio powers out but Kaz runs him over! Cover, ONE, and Scorpio scrambles away. Fans rally, the two reset, and they tie up again.
Scorpio waistlocks, Kaz pries free to switch. Scorpio bucks the O’Conner, but Kaz hurdles. Scorpio avoids the monkey flip but not the hip toss! Kaz drops down for a short arm scissor! Scorpio moves around, endures, rolls back to make this a cover, TWO as Kaz throws Scorpio back down! Scorpio endures again, rolls back again, cover, TWO again! Scorpio gets free, but Kaz reverses the whip, only to leap into a fireman’s carry! Kaz slips off, but Scorpio throws Kaz off the chicken wing! Kaz rebounds, things speed up again, and they COLLIDE, head to head! Fans fire up while both men are down and a standing count begins!
Kaz and Scorpio slowly get up, Scorpio kicks low and whips. Body shot and RUS- NO! Kaz turns leg sweep into backslide, TWO! Kaz kicks, but Scorpio blocks the suplex! Fans rally as they fight for control, and Kaz CLUBS away on Scorpio’s back! Then he FISHERMAN SUPLEXES! Bridging cover, TWO! Kaz nods as fans rally and Scorpio gets up. Kaz rushes in but is sent out! Scorpio builds speed to FLY! Direct hit at the ramp! Fans fire up while both men are down and Rampage goes picture in picture!
Scorpio gets up, he checks his back, then he drags Kaz up. Scorpio puts Kaz in the ring, hurries after him, and he brings Kaz up to hit a BACKBREAKER! Kaz writhes but Scorpio sits him up for a chinlock. Kaz endures the knee in his back, fights his way up, but Scorpio CLUBS him in the back. Scorpio gets the arms but Kaz gets a victory roll, TWO! Kaz whips, Scorpio reverses and reels Kaz in for a cobra twist! Kaz endures all over again, even as Scorpio grabs for a leg! Scorpio gets the leg for a partial Bow ‘n’ Arrow, but Kaz uses that to hip toss free! Fans rally as both men slowly get up and go to opposite corners.
Kaz storms over but Scorpio elbows him away! And then DOUBLE STOMPS Kaz on the back! Scorpio drops an ax handle, then pushes Kaz to a cover! TWO, and Scorpio is a little annoyed. Scorpio facelocks and grinds Kaz down but Kaz endures. Kaz fights up, pries at the hold, and wrenches it open! Kaz hits an ELBOW BREAKER, but Scorpio ROCKS Kaz! Scorpio has Kaz in the corner for haymakers as Rampage returns to single picture. Scorpio whips corner to corner, runs in, but into an elbow! Kaz slips out, ducks and swings, but he GUILLOTINE LEG DROPS Scorpio down! Then SLINGSHOT to the Oklahoma Roll, TWO!
Kaz sobats, knees and LARIATS! Kaz fires up and Long Island fires up, too! Kaz whips, Scorpio KICKS back! Both men stagger, Scorpio runs but Kaz CLOBBERS him! Kaz runs, springboards, but Scorpio Electric Chair Lifts! To the fireman’s carry! TK- NO! Cradle counter, TWO!!! Kaz scoops to SLAM! Then springboard, LEG DROP! Kaz gets all fired up but he remembers to cover, TWO! Kaz drags Scorpio up, but Scorpio fights the crossface! JAWBREAKER! Kaz staggers, Scorpio runs in but is put on the apron! Scorpio ducks, fakes the guillotine out, then catches his breath, but Kaz SLINGSHOT CUTTERS!! Cover, TWO!?!
Fans are thunderous and hope these two “Fight Forever!” But it has to end somehow, and Kaz hurries to get the chicken wing! Scorpio fights the crossface again, snapmares free, but gets caught again! Scorpio arm-drags but Kaz is clamped on! Scorpio keeps trying, fading as he fights! Scorpio pushes off the corner but Kaz swings him around! Dan Lambert appears? He distracts the ref, Scorpio is FADING! Ethan gets in with the TNT title! Ethan CLOBBERS Kaz!! Scorpio ends up on top as a cover, TWO!?!? Kaz survives the American Top Team screw job! Scorpio and Kaz sputter and rise, Scorpio gets the fireman’s carry! T K O!! Cover, Scorpio wins!
Winner: Scorpio Sky, by pinfall (still AEW TNT Champion)
The Closer closes it out, but he didn’t even know what happened behind his back! Scorpio applauds for Kaz and wants Long Island to join in, but Kaz is pissed and so are the fans! Kaz points it out, Ethan and Lambert had something to do with this! Scorpio asks them if that’s true but they say not to trust Kaz! Fans chant for “S C U!” and Scorpio confronts Ethan! “YEAH, I DID IT, SKY! I DID IT FOR THE TEAM! I DID IT FOR YOU! SO WHICH FRICKIN’ TEAM ARE YOU ON?” Scorpio glares at Ethan, but then CLOBBERS Kaz?!?! Lambert says, “I love it when a plan comes together!” Was Sammy Guevara right all along?!
Lambert even confronts Sammy and his “whore house,” but Sammy gets a chair and rushes in! The Spanish God rushes the American Top Team off, but the damage has been done! RIP SCU once and for all, but will the Heavy Metal Rebel come back for revenge alongside Sammy of all people?
A great episode for AEW, and a great opening Six Man Tag. Death Triangle of course gets the win, and House of Black of course puts them on notice. That Six Man Tag is coming, probably at Double or Nothing as Fenix might end up losing to Kyle in the Owen Hart tournament. And that’s still pretty great for the feud, as a PPV blow-off will be more final than something on Dynamite. Spears VS Boulder was good stuff but it was clear Spears was going to win. I really hope the steel cage match with MJF as guest ref is so one-sided it just makes MJF look like the jackass he is. I mean, we know we’re getting MJF VS Wardlow at Double or Nothing, so why not?
Riho VS Soho was great stuff, but it felt a bit clear that Ruby was winning. I’m still betting on Britt making it to the finals and Ruby would be the logical choice to face her. A shame about Hikaru Shida not being able to compete, but what a great opportunity for Kris Statlander. We got a good promo from The Baddies to set it up, and Statlander VS Velvet is going to be great stuff. But with Ruby as a Face, I’m thinking Velvet finds a way to win for the classic Face VS Heel in the semifinals. Plus, it’d be very Heel of Velvet to have her new friends cheat for her.
Gunn Club and The Acclaimed had a hilarious segment together, and of course the Sons of Gunn could only think back to Degeneration X and Billy was shooting down those ideas. Given how Billy was favoring Caster & Bowens, I feel like the entire group is going to end up called “The Acclaimed” as he continues to favor them over his own sons. Then we got a great main event out of Scorpio VS Kaz. While I don’t really agree with the swerve they gave us, they did orchestrate it masterfully. We’re still getting a great tag match, but I would’ve preferred an SCU reunion VS Ethan and Sammy as a literal All Ego team, but seems AEW will insist on their plans, the same as WWE.
My Score: 8.5/10
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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (3/29/23)
It’s Dynamite, BAYBAY!
It’s all about the BOOM!
Dynamite has the AEW International Championship, the IWGP United States Championship, and the wrestling return of ADAM COLE, BAYBAY!
- “Jungle Boy” Jack Perry VS Matt Hardy w/ Ethan Page; JB wins.
- Six Man Tag: The Blackpool Combat Club VS Dalton Castle & The Boys; The BCC wins.
- IWGP United States Heavyweight Championship: Kenny Omega VS Jeff Cobb; Omega wins and retains the title.
- AEW International Championship: Orange Cassidy VS The Butcher w/ The Blade; Cassidy wins and retains the title.
- Ruby Soho w/ The Outcasts VS Willow Nightingale; Ruby wins.
- Adam Cole VS Daniel Garcia; Cole wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
“Jungle Boy” Jack Perry VS Matt Hardy w/ Ethan Page!
The Young Pillars of AEW are all chasing Maxwell Jacob Friedman and the AEW World Championship, but that means someone has to become #1 contender. Will everyone be living the Jungle Life here in St. Louis? Or will V1 get it down for The Firm?
The bell rings, Hardy and JB shake hands, though Ethan is annoyed by that. Fans duel between “JUNGLE BOY!” and “DELETE!” The “DELETE!” starts to win out, and JB ties up with Hardy. They go around, Hardy puts JB on the ropes, but JB turns it around, and they end up in a corner. Hardy lets off, and he has Ethan stay back, because he can handle this. Fans rally and duel more, the two tie up again, and Hardy waistlocks. JB wrenches free to a wristlock, but Hardy wrenches back. Hardy ELBOW BREAKERS again and again, shouting “DLETE! DELETE!” each time. But JB rolls and wrenches back to wristlock again.
Hardy drops to a knee, but he fights up to wrench and headlock. JB arm-drags free and has a top wristlock. Hardy headscissors to bring JB down, but JB kips free. They go again, Hardy headlocks, but JB powers out. Hardy runs JB over, fans rally and things keep moving. JB blocks the hip toss to body shot, get a leg up and flip through, to then dodge Hardy’s haymaker. JB DROPKICKIS Hardy down and kips up! Fans fire up and JB copies the V1 finger just a moment. JB then builds speed, but Ethan stands in the way! Fans boo but Hardy tells All Ego that it’s okay. But then JB DIVES! Hardy catches him! SIDE EFFECT to the floor!
Fans fire up and Ethan sees Hardy was right, mostly. Darby Allin is watching backstage, keeping his eyes on fellow Young Pillar. We also see Sammy Guevara and wife, Tay Melo, are watching, but also kissing, on the couch. Hardy gets in the ring, the ref checks him, and Ethan takes advantage by TOSSING JB over the barriers! Fans boo but All Ego gets away with things. Hardy wonders what happened, fans rally up for JB while he slowly sits up. Hardy goes out after JB but JB ROCKS Hardy with haymaker after haymaker! JB them hops up onto the barriers to AX HANDLE Hardy down!
Fans fire up with JB as he CLUBS Hardy and puts him in the ring. JB has Hardy on the apron, brings him up, but hardy throws body shots. Hardy shoves JB but JB ROCKS Hardy! Hardy ROCKS JB back! The two brawl on the apron, haymaker for haymaker and forearm for forearm! They go back and forth, fans duel, and it turns into a hockey fight! Hardy wobbles and staggers, JB runs in, but into a SIDE EFFECT to the apron! Fans fire up and Ethan coaches Hardy up. “DELETE! DELETE!” Hardy staggers up and fetches JB while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Hardy RAMS JB into the apron, stalks him around the way, CLUBS him on the back, and then SMACKS him off the apron. Hardy then pushes JB into the ring, crawls to a cover, TWO! JB is hanging tough but Hardy soaks up the cheers and jeers. Hardy bumps JB off buckles, again and again and again, and on all levels! Hardy finally lets off and he leads the fans in saying, “DELETE! DELETE!” But JB kicks back from below! Hardy grabs the legs, to YANK JB into a POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO! JB is still in this, but Hardy drags him up. JB throws body shots, Hardy throws haymakers, they go back and forth again!
Hardy CLUBS away on JB, then grabs the legs. JB is in the ropes, for the ROPE GUILLOTINE! JB sputters, Hardy covers, TWO! Hardy looms over JB, drags him back up, and shoves him to ropes to CLUB him on the back! Hardy then stands on JB’s back and uses the ropes to add pressure. The ref reprimands, Hardy lets off, and Hardy brings JB back up. Hardy puts JB through the ropes now to bend him back against them! The ref counts, Hardy lets off at 4, and the ref warns Hardy. Hardy apologizes and Dynamite returns to single picture. Hardy shoves JB to ropes again, to CLUB him on the back again!
Hardy eggs JB on but fans rally up. Hardy shoves JB, COMEBACKER from JB! Fans fire up again as JB and Hardy rise up. Hardy swings but into counter punches! JB runs, but Hardy CLOBBERS him! Ethan fires up, but Hardy runs into a DROPKICK! JB fires up and so do the fans! JB goes to a corner, climbs up, but Ethan distracts! The ref reprimands, but Hardy ROCKS JB first! Hardy climbs up, brings JB in, and hits a SUPERPLEX! Cover, TWO!! Wait, is that…? IT’S HOOK! The Cold-Hearted, Handsome Devil has seen enough of Ethan messing around, and they brawl at the ramp! Hardy goes after Hook, Ethan swings, but HITS HARDY!!
Fans fire up, Hook fires off on Ethan and backs him up the ramp! JB DIVES onto Hardy! Direct hit! JB puts Hardy in and hurries up top, for a leap, into a kick! Hardy reels JB in, TWIST- NO, BACKSLIDE! TWO, and Hardy clinches! SIDE- NO, arm-drag! SUPERKICK! Hardy wobbles, into a COMPLETE SHOT! JB keeps moving, BLINDSIDER LARIAT! Cover, JB wins!
Winner: “Jungle Boy” Jack Perry, by pinfall
Darby seems worried, Sammy is being fed snacks by Tay, because JB is in pole position! But wait, here comes MJF! The AEW World Champion has the mic and fans are torn as he kisses his Dynamite Diamond Ring. MJF has his music cut, and he continues towards the ring. MJF tells them, “I know you people aren’t very bright around these parts, but I run the show around here, so shut your mouths.” MJF then tells JB that he didn’t appreciate JB ruining the Re-Bar-Mitzvah. On the sly, kind of a Kanye move on JB’s part. MJF isn’t sure why the fans are booing, though, they’re from St. Louis! Not exactly forward thinkers around here.
But MJF wants to tell JB this. “There was one thing you said that really stuck to my craw. You said that after our match at Double or Nothing 2020, that our career paths were very different. You had the audacity to say that I had it easy? Really? Okay. You had the audacity to say that I got to waltz away up to the top of the card.” Fans boo because they agree with JB. But MJF says JB “had the audacity to say this place was The MJF Show. And let me tell you something.” Fans tell MJF to STFU but he just says, “No. And guess what, Jack. You’re right! My job’s a joke, dude! I barely wrestle, I barely break a sweat, I get to come out here and I get to absolutely obliterate these losers.
“I waltz to the back, I collect a fat check, I get on my fat Learjet back home, the most magical place in the world, known as Long Island, New York. Which we will be going to next week, tickets still available, AEWTIX.com! Don’t miss it, baby! And then there’s your career after our match, Jack. Let’s be honest, it’s been kind of mid. But I’ll give you credit, I’ll give you credit. You worked your ass off. You scratched and you clawed your way back up the ladder here in AEW by having standout match after standout match, leaving blood, sweat and tears in this ring for these fans.” Fans cheer that because it’s true.
MJF says he’s honest about that. But he doesn’t recall the fans ever saying thanks. Fans chant it now, “Thank You, Jack!” Too late, St. Louis. And MJF doesn’t remember JB being rewarded with that much TV time, either. So y’know what? JB has every right to be mad. But here’s the problem: JB has no right to be made at MJF. JB can’t even be mad at AEW. The only person JB should be mad at is himself. Allow MJF to explain. “After our match at Double or Nothing 2020, when we stole the show, when we went to war in 95 degree weather in Jacksonville, Florida, all to prove we were the future of this sport…
“I walked to the back and I had a foreign funny feeling for the first time in my career. I felt like I had just met my equal inside this ring. For the first time in my career, I had felt like I’d met the man I would be waging war with for the rest of my life. For the first time, I met a man inside this ring that I respected. So I swallowed my pride, I found you in the back that night, and I shook your hand. Do you remember what I said to you that night? I gave you very pertinent advice, Jack. Do you remember what I said?” JB nods and gets a mic of his own.
“Let me see if I can remember the advice that I got from the great MJF. What did you say to me? You told me I had all the skills, and all the potential in the world, blah blah blah. But what did you say? ‘Nice guys always finish last.’ And you told me that if I ever wanted to be as big and successful as you, what’d I have to do? I had to ditch all of my friends and not care about anybody but myself. Is that right? Is that what you told me?” MJF says that is literally what he told JB. And what’d JB do? He continued to hang out with Marko Stunted Growth, Dino Douche, and to make things even worse, Christian Cage! Great call there, by the way.
And all those guys were holding JB back. By the way, don’t think Hook will be any different. JB could’ve listened to MJF, followed him to the top, and they could’ve ran this place. JB could’ve been the world champ by now! This place could’ve been not just the MJF Show, but the Jack Perry Show. But no, JB had to be the good guy for these people? Really? The fans cheer but MJF says the fans might cheer him, but where has it gotten JB? Where has being a good guy gotten him? Three years later, and MJF is the best pro-wrestler in the world! The man with the grandest prize of them all, he is the AEW World Champion!
And Jack…? He’s still just “Jungle Boy.” JB says if he’s being honest, a long, long time ago, he thought that maybe, somehow, someway, JB and MJF were gonna be friends. And to be very honest, in a lot of ways, JB wishes he was more like MJF. He wishes he could talk like MJF. He wishes he had the confidence that MJF has. He wishes that he didn’t care about anyone else but himself. He wishes that he didn’t care about lying and stabbing people in the back to get what he wanted! He wishes that he didn’t care about being the most selfish, narcissistic piece of SH*T in this entire place! Fans cheer the biting sarcasm.
MJF tells the fans to shut up about the POS. But JB says all that ain’t him. If his road to the top is harder than MJF’s because of that, then so be it! JB does it his way! And when JB beats MJF and becomes AEW World Champion, at least JB won’t wake up alone every day and hate what he sees in the mirror. MJF scowls but then laughs. That was really good! Give it up for Jungle Boy! That was actually really good. Congrats, it only took JB four years to learn how to talk! But now listen to MJF. JB is right, there is one thing that JB said that is right. At one point, maybe, just maybe, they could’ve been friends. Partners, even.
“But not anymore, man. Because you turned out to be a massive disappointment. Because you have turned out to be no different than everybody here and everyone watching at home. You’re weak, Jack. Weak in the body, weak in the mind, weak in the soul, weak in the heart, and by the way, I pulled aside that hot piece of ass girlfriend of yours, Anna Jay… And you know what she told me, Jackie Boy? She told me you’re weak between the knees!” JB TACKLES MJF!! JB rains down fists and fans fire up! MJF CLAWS JB’s face! Fans boo but MJF stomps JB into a corner. MJF whips but JB reverses and MJF hits buckle! JB stomps away on MJF now!
Fans are thunderous and JB drags MJF up. MJF whips, but the COMEBACKER hits! JB is all fired up as he stands over MJF, then he stands him up to run and- NO, MJF bails out! Fans boo as the Devil of AEW runs away from Jack Perry. MJF says he’s still champion, and Jack is just Jungle Boy! But will AEW soon be living that Jungle Life?
Alex Marvez is backstage with Kenny Omega and Don Callis.
They’re in the trainer’s room as Omega gets his arm checked. Callis sees Marvez and says to clear the air, there’s drama with everything from last week. Omega knows Callis. Well, okay, given that, it is fair. Callis was the one who grabbed Hangman, Hangman is strong, he broke free and Callis fell over. He feels the fool, but he accepts the fault. But then Callis’ question to Omega is, why would Omega automatically think his “friend” (complete with air quote fingers) was the one who attacked Callis? What is it about their friendship? Well, Hangman’s pushed things before. But Callis says there’s no time to think about that!
Omega is coming off what is perhaps the greatest match in Dynamite history last week, and he’ll do it again tonight against Jeff Cobb. Callis wants Omega to focus on the match while Callis takes care of this drama with Hangman. Callis will apologize! Callis heads off, but will his apology go over well? Will the Best Bout Machine be able to focus on giving Cobb his best?
Matt Menard & Angelo Parker are out on the town with The Acclaimed!
Daddy Magic says, “Here we are! We are going to have a night on the town. We hired a camera guy to document the whole thing.” We’re getting a montage already of the good times Menard, Parker, Max Caster, Anthony Bowens & Billy Gunn have. They rented a private suite for the St. Louis Blues game! And they have giant scissors! Get it? And this is all on Chris Jericho’s dime! Billy says that means they’re setting themselves up. For what, a good time? YEAH~! They enjoy the game, they get shakes, they get steaks, and the JAS appreciates the Acclaimed. Whatever they want, on the house! But how will the night end?
So it comes down to this: are you in or are you out? Bowens says they will make a decision next Wednesday. Just tell The Ocho thanks, salutations, and see you soon. Menard thinks it went well, and Parker sees the bill. He hopes this goes well…
Six Man Tag: The Blackpool Combat Club VS Dalton Castle & The Boys!
Jon Moxley, Claudio Castagnoli & Wheeler Yuta have been ripping into whoever gets in the ring with them, claiming it is all business. Will the Peacock and the Tate Twins think it’s just business here tonight? Or will the BCC start to take over the AEW and ROH Trios Divisions?
OH NO! The BCC doesn’t even wait for their entrance, they attack Castle & The Boys from behind! Fans fire up as Moxley RAMS Castle into steel steps! Yuta does the same to Brent Tate! Claudio throws Brandon Tate into railing! The BCC just mugs the former ROH World Six Man Tag Team Champions, and then Claudio puts Brandon in the ring. The bell rings, Castle RAMS Moxley! Moxley hits back, but Claudio UPEPRCUTS Brandon! Claudio puts Brandon up top to TOSS across the way! Yuta still rains down fists on Brent! Claudio CLOBBERS Brandon, kicks him around, and looms over him.
Fans boo as Moxley chokes out Castle while Claudio deadlift CHOKE SLAMS Brandon! And then the arms are tucked, for the RICOLA BOMB!! Cover, the BCC wins!
Winners: The Blackpool Combat Club, by pinfall
The Peacock and Tates never stood a chance! The BCC celebrate, have their hands raised, and then Claudio taunts Brandon by doing push-ups because he hasn’t even broken a sweat. But will the BCC continue to dominate even through the Supercard of Honor this Friday?
Backstage interview with Hangman Page.
Marvez is with the Cowboy now and asks him about last week. Hangman rode with one of the Young Bucks in the ambulance to the hospital, so first and foremost, how are they doing? Hangman says they’ve been better. Nick has a separated shoulder, Matt has a partial bicep tear. But they’re going to heal. Then second question: who did this? Is Marvez kidding? The Blackpool guys, the BBC or whatever. Wait, who invited Callis in here? Callis says he deserves that, but after grabbing the wrist, falling over, he’s very embarrassed. But that’s okay, Callis said he will make this right. Callis is sorry, he shouldn’t have gotten in between Hangman and Omega.
Hangman is a great talent, so he is welcome to come around, and Callis sincerely apologizes. Really? But then the BCC attacks Hangman! Callis is stunned but still holding out his hand as the BCC stomp away! Callis says hello, and then Moxley DECKS him! Claudio takes Callis’ sunglasses. Yuta says he looks good. The BCC then head off, and Callis sits up, his eyebrow busted open! What is to become of Omega’s focus now with all this and his match up next?
IWGP United States Heavyweight Championship: Kenny Omega VS Jeff Cobb!
The Cleaner won this title off Will Ospreay at WrestleKingdom 17 back in January, but the Imperial Unit claims Omega’s been ducking him. Will Cobb’s return to stateside help him bring this title back to NJPW and the United Empire? Or will he not be able to stop the God of Pro-Wrestling?
Backstage, Tony Schiavone asks Omega about what happened to Callis & Hangman. What? Omega didn’t even know! And now he has this title match… Omega says he has to focus on that. The long introduction is trimmed down, the belt is raised, and we see if Omega keeps his reign going past three months!
Fans fire up with the bell and chant for “KENNY! KENNY!” Cobb tells Omega there’s no more running, and the two circle. They tie up, Cobb puts Omega on the ropes, but the ref counts. Cobb lets off, and aims his hang loose a la Omega’s finger gun. Omega shrugs that off, shoots in to waistlock then headlock. Cobb powers up and carries Omega but Omega holds on. Cobb powers out, they RAM shoulders, but neither man falls! Omega sighs and dusts himself off. Omega runs, RAMS Cobb, but Cobb is solid! Omega runs, ducks the lariat, but Cobb is too big to scoop! Cobb CLUBS Omega on the back then runs. Omega jumps to RANA!
Cobb bails out, fans start the Terminator Drums! Omega BLASTS Cobb off the apron, runs, then FLIES! Direct hit at the ramp, and fans fire up! Omega clutches the bad ribs but he’s still feeling good as he puts Cobb in. Omega then hurries to slide, run and KOTARO KRUSHER! Omega waits on Cobb, Cobb stands, and Omega scoops! But he falls over! Cobb squishes Omega, then deadlift suplex to run and SLAM! Cobb stomps the bad ribs, then stands Omega up to ROCK him with rights. Cobb puts Omega in a corner, throws body shots, then whips corner to corner hard! Omega bounces off buckles and hits the mat.
Cobb mocks the Terminator Drums, then he stands on Omega’s back! Omega is a surfboard but the ref reprimands. Cobb steps off and Omega bails out to the apron. Cobb kicks Omega off the apron, goes out after him, but Omega CHOPS back! And CHOPS again! Cobb CHOPS in return! And RAMS him into barriers! Cobb brings Omega around to CLUB him on the back. Omega CHOPS again! And again! And again! Cobb picks Omega up to POST him! Fans are torn, Cobb breaks the count, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Cobb fetches Omega, brings him around, and has the fans look as he makes Omega do the finger gun to his own face. Cobb then HEADBUTTS the bad ribs! Omega staggers, but he comes back to kick and CLUB and ROCK and JAB and fire off! Omega whips but Cobb reverses, and Omega hits the barriers hard! Cobb refreshes the count again, storms up on Omega, and puts him back in. Fans rally but Cobb steps on Omega. Cobb shrugs, KNEES Omega in the side, then stalks him to ropes. Cobb CHOKES Omega on the ropes! The ref counts, Cobb lets off, and Cobb argues that he couldn’t hear. Cobb stands Omega up to kick him in the ribs!
Omega goes to a corner, he throws elbows and haymakers and jabs! Omega JABS and JABS and JABS, but Cobb throat chops! The ref reprimands but Cobb just drags Omega up and brings him around. Omega throws body shots and haymakers! Cobb just takes them! Omega CHOPS, fires up, and CHOPS again! And again! Omega runs but Cobb reels him in to CLUB him in the back! Cobb then picks Omega up for a BEARHUG! Omega endures, Dynamite returns to single picture, and the fans rally up. Omega endures, BELL CLAPS Cobb, then BELL CLAPS again! Omega ROCKS Cobb with forearm after forearm!
Omega BOOTS Cobb to a corner, then goes to the opposite. Cobb runs in but Omega BOOTS him! And then SLAM DUNKS! Cover, TWO! Omega drags Cobb up but he can’t lift for the fireman’s carry! Cobb lifts Omega up, ATHLETIC PLEX! Omega sputters and writhes but Cobb watches from a corner. Cobb runs in to SPLASH! Cobb runs, but Omega follows to- NO, Cobb catches the back body block! Cobb brings Omega around to GERMAN SUPLEX! But Omega lands on his feet!! Omega spins to POLISH HAMMER! Omega spins again, but Cobb JABS! Cobb shakes out his hand, he hit Omega harder than he thought.
Cobb runs, but Omega catches the lariat to a backslide! But Cobb rolls through, only to get a V-TRIGGER!! Cover, TWO!! Cobb survives being hit at pointblank range! Omega gets up as Cobb goes to ropes, and Omega says BANG! Omega runs side to side, but into a DROPKICK!! Cobb gets air and shocks fans! Cobb drags Omega up to a fireman’s carry, but Omega slips off to full nelson! SNAP DRAGON! Cobb staggers up, into another SNAP DRAGON! Omega grits his teeth, the fans are thunderous, and Omega stalks Cobb. Omega full nelsons again, but Cobb breaks free! Omega BOOTS Cobb, then V-TRIGGERS!
Omega full nelsons, SNAP DRAGON! Cobb is right up!? LARIAT!! St. Louis is electric as both men are down! A standing count starts, both men stir, and we reach 5 of 10. Omega and Cobb find each other, and they stand by pulling each other’s hair. Omega throws a forearm, but Cobb throws it back. Omega CHOPS, but Cobb throws a haymaker! Omega spins to CHOP! Cobb ROCKS Omega! They go back and forth, faster and faster, haymaker for haymaker, until Cobb throws a body shot! Omega staggers to a corner, Cobb FLYING UPPERCUTS! Cobb puts Omega up top, climbs up after him, but Omega ridge hands and HEADBUTTS!
Cobb wobbles, but he comes back with a HEADBUTT! Both men wobble, but Cobb stands up tall. Cobb brings Omega up to stalling SUPERPLEX!! Fans are thunderous again while both men are down! Fans hope these two “FIGHT FOREVER!” but it has to end somehow. Cobb crawls to a cover, TWO, into the GACHIMUCHI MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO!! Omega survives but Cobb is too tired to be shocked. Cobb stands, waits on Omega, and he mocks Omega with the BANG loose! Cobb runs, to steal the V-TRIGGER!! Cobb then hoists Omega up into an Electric Chair Lift!? But Omega slips off!!
Omega tries but the ribs won’t let him lift! Cobb reels Omega in, TOUR OF- NO, Omega slips free! Ripcord V-TRIGGER! V-TRIGGER at the ropes! Omega fires up, fans are with him, and Omega drags Cobb back up. Omega uses the ropes to help with the Electric Chair Lift! ONE WINGED ANGEL!! Cover, Omega wins!!
Winner: Kenny Omega, by pinfall (still IWGP United States Heavyweight Champion)
The Best Bout Machine pulls off another instant classic! But with all the damage he’s taken, he’s a sitting duck as the BCC are back! Omega sees Moxley, Claudio & Yuta flank the ring. No Bucks, no Hangman, and the BCC creep in. But wait! Bryan Danielson is here! The American Dragon returns for the first time since Revolution, and he slides into the ring. He has his BCC teammates stand down and fans are fired up! “YES! YES! YES!” The BCC back down but they’re confused as to why Bryan is defending Omega. Bryan looks to Omega and Omega is unsure what to make of this, too. Fans chant “NO! NO! NO!” but Bryan offers a hand.
Fans cheer while Omega is surprised. Omega accepts the hand, and Bryan helps Omega stand. But Yuta gets on the apron! Omega rushes at him, Yuta gets away, and now Bryan takes aim!? Omega turns around into a BUSAIKU KNEE!! The American Dragon was just suckering Omega in! And now, LEBELL LOCK! And then BCC stomp away on Omega’s legs! Fans can’t believe it! Brandon Cutler, Michael Nakazawa and security all rush up, but Moxley, Claudio & Yuta take them all down while Bryan continues to make Omega suffer! Bryan even holds on with just one arm as he holds Omega’s nose closed! Omega passes out!
Fans boo as Bryan stands with his Blackpool Combat Club. They celebrate together, then Bryan shouts in Omega’s face, “You are everything that is wrong with professional wrestling!” Bryan has shown his true colors, will the BCC soon own AEW and ROH?
The Gunns speak.
Austin tells FTR, “There’s no doubt that you guys are one of the best tag teams we’ll ever see in this generation. The sad thing about it is, it took you 19 years to get to that point. It took me and Colten two.” Colten says they’ve already held the AEW World Tag Team Championships as many times as FTR have. The Gunns have busted their asses for these titles, and showed up week after week. Meanwhile, FTR took time off to bitch and moan and politic for a title shot. And these guys are heroes to fans? FTR, look deep into their eyes when the Gunns tell you this. “You used to be our heroes. Then we met you. Now we hate you. And we do not respect you.”
“We’ve respected one person our whole lives, that’s our father. And you saw what we did to him.” “What the hell do you think we’re going to do to you?” Next week, AEW Careers VS AEW Titles. And this time, FTR’s tagline will make sense. Because it’ll be #TopGuysOut of the company. Will the Gunns prove they’re not just Ass Boys? Will they prove they’re worthy champions?
AEW International Championship: Orange Cassidy VS The Butcher w/ The Blade!
From one title to another, Dynamite gets Freshly Squeezed! But will Cassidy finally be able to beat Andy Williams in 1v1 competition? Or will the Superbad Squad’s burly Butcher bring home the gold?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we’ll see if The Butcher is… whatever.
But wait! Blade attacks Cassidy from behind! He and Butcher stomp away and the fans boo. The ref reprimands, but Blade brings out a crowbar! The ref tells him no, and that Blade is EJECTED! Fans cheer but Butcher still stomps away on Cassidy! Blade leaves but he takes his time, and the ref stops Butcher from getting his shots in. Butcher backs off, Cassidy crawls to a corner and takes off his denim jacket. Fans rally for Cassidy while the ref checks him. Cassidy still wants to go, and he throws off his shirt. Cassidy stands, raises his shirt, and tells Butcher, “Bring it on!” The bell rings and Butcher runs in, only for Cassidy to dodge!
ORANGE- NO, Butcher swats the punch away! Butcher kicks but Cassidy dodges to Alabama Lift! Butcher is too big, he pushes Cassidy away, but Cassidy comes back with the “devastating” shin kicks! Butcher kicks low, CLUBS and CHOPS Cassidy down! Cassidy gets to a corner, Butcher whips him corner to corner, but Cassidy goes up and out. Butcher runs in but Cassidy bumps him off buckles. Cassidy runs Butcher side to side to bounce him off more buckles! And then again! Cassidy climbs while Butcher staggers, for the CROSSBODY! But Butcher catches him! Butcher pops Cassidy up, to TOSS him onto the corner!
Butcher drags Cassidy off the corner, to GUTBUSTER! Cassidy flops out of the ring but Butcher goes out after him. Butcher stalks Cassidy, kicks him around, grabs Cassidy’s legs, and stomps him! Butcher then deadlifts Cassidy, to SWING him into barriers! And again! And again! Butcher drops Cassidy and goes to the ring while fans boo, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Cassidy clutches his ribs, the ref starts the ring count, and Butcher paces around. Cassidy drags himself up, crawls to the ring, and Butcher watches. Cassidy rolls into the ring, and right into stomps! The ref counts, Butcher drags Cassidy from the ropes to stomp his hand! Cassidy clutches the fingers but Butcher whips him hard into the corner! Cassidy falls to the mat, and Butcher drops a HEADBUTT! Butcher stands Cassidy up to CLUB him down! Butcher KNEES Cassidy in the back, and again. Fans rally while Butcher stomps Cassidy, and then Butcher drags Cassidy up for a BEARHUG! Cassidy endures the squeeze!
Cassidy throws down elbows, but Butcher lets go to KNEE him low! Cassidy falls over, but Butcher drags him back up, for a BACKBREAKER! Butcher holds Cassidy in place in a backbreaker rack! Cassidy still endures, and the fans rally behind him. Cassidy throws hands, but Butcher just picks him up for a SIDEWALK SLAM! Butcher soaks up the heat, then runs as Dynamite returns to single picture. Cassidy avoids the leg drop, brother! Cassidy runs in to tilt-o-whirl, but Butcher KNEES the DDT away, then LARIATS Cassidy inside-out! Cover, TWO! Butcher snarls, he grabs both legs and ties them up, TEXAS CLOVERLEAF!
Cassidy endures as Butcher sits deep on the hold! Cassidy reaches out, crawls his way forward, but Butcher brings him back! Cassidy uses that to tuck, roll and swing up to throw hands! Butcher just shifts his grip to deadlift POWER- NO, Cassidy CLAWS Butcher’s face! Butcher lets go, and Cassidy tries to Alabama Lift! Butcher is still too big, and he lifts Cassidy again. Cassidy slips free of the bomb to run in and ORANGE- NO, Butcher dodges! CHOKE SLAM BACKBREAKER! And then, suplex into- STUN-DOG MILLIONAIRE! Cassidy runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, tilt-o-whirls and- NO, Butcher blocks and swings Cassidy around again! But Cassidy DDTs out of it!!
Both men are down, Cassidy crawls to the cover, TWO! Cassidy hurries to the corner, climbs up, and fans rally. Cassidy leaps, DEEP IMPACT! Cover, TWO! Butcher survives but Cassidy grits his teeth. Off comes the elbow pad! Butcher distracts the ref, here comes Blade! CROWBAR TO THE BACK!! Blade runs away, Butcher hits the CHOKE SLAM BACKBREAKER!! Cover, TWO?!?! Cassidy survives and shocks everyone! And here come Best Friends! Chuck & Trent beat up Blade! They send him into steel steps! They also take the crowbar away. The ref reprimands the Best Friends for being ringside, but Butcher shoves the ref down as he storms out after them!
Trent SMACKS Butcher with the crowbar! Chuck puts Butcher back in, ORANGE PUNCH!! Butcher wobbles, into BEACH BREAK!! Cover, Cassidy wins!!
Winner: Orange Cassidy, by pinfall (still AEW International Champion)
The Kentucky Gentleman & #JustTrent help Cassidy hold on, cheating the cheaters out of this one! And of course, they HUG!! You GOT to give the people what they want! But will Cassidy continue to give the people top tier title matches like this?
Jade Cargill speaks.
The undefeated AEW TBS Champion stands with Leila Grey, the beat-up Mark Sterling, and Mark’s new assistant. “This Taya girl is a huge problem here at AEW. Not only did we serve her a Cease & Desist, she ignored it!” Leila echoes that Taya ignored it, and Jade shouts, “But not just that! She used MY move, the Jaded, on MY Baddie, but not just that, but on my lawyer! This is truly an outrage!” Leila echoes, “Outrage.” Sterling says it is outrageous that Taya broke Sterling’s nose. But that’s why this week, he brought his assistant and processor.
They know Taya is set for another match on Rampage, and if she uses the Jaded, the chicken wing facebuster, they will send the official court order and SUE her! Ow, his nose… Jade says Taya thinks she’s the only goddess. But understand this: Jade is THE Goddess here in AEW! Because she’s #ThatBitch. Now, Sterling, go get the job done. Will La Wera Loca listen to any of this? Or will Rampage be another outrage?
Juice Robinson speaks.
“Friday night, on Rampage, Rock Hard Juice Robinson against Action Andretti. It’s not gonna be the wrestling match you signed up for, Action. You’re in a fight against somebody who’s real mad. Who’s got tunnel vision on right now for Ricky Starks! Every punch is gonna be for Ricky Starks. You’re gonna be feeling it, Action. You do yourself a favor, Ricky Starks, pull up a chair and you watch the example I make out of Action Andretti. And you need to know that that’s just a small pinprick of the ass kicking that I’m gonna give you in New York City!” The Booster is fired up, but will he be ready for Action?
Ruby Soho w/ The Outcasts VS Willow Nightingale!
The Runaway ran away from all the good will she had built up in AEW, all because she wasn’t number one. She ran back to what was familiar in some old friends who’d been where she’s been, not caring what her new friends thought about that. Will Willow show Ruby that it’s better to be sweet than sour? Or will Ruby show Willow there’s No Future for goodie two shoes?
The bell rings and Ruby bails out. Fans boo but Ruby just swaggers around as she regroups with Saraya & Storm. Saraya has the ref keep Willow back, but fans rally behind Willow. Willow herself looks conflicted since she thought Ruby was better than this. Ruby and Willow tie up, go around, and Willow puts Ruby in the corner. Ruby wants Willow off her, and the ref has Willow back away. Ruby goes out to the apron to talk with Saraya & Storm, but Willow drags her back in! Fans fire up and Willow starts to tell Ruby off, but Ruby SLAPS her! Willow scowls, but Ruby stomps the foot, wrenches, but Willow blocks No Future!
Willow stands Ruby up but Ruby kicks low. Ruby reels Willow in but Willow shoves her away. Ruby rebounds, tilt-o-whirls, but Willow blocks that! Willow swings Ruby for a SIDEWALK SLAM! And then a RUNNING SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up as Willow brings Ruby up. Willow scoops and SLAMS, and she scowls as she scoops and SLAMS again! And then again! And then again! Willow’s rage is bubbling up, and she CHOPS Ruby in a corner! Willow bumps Ruby off buckles, CHOPS again, and the Outcasts protest. Willow fires off on Ruby, the ref has her back off, and Ruby flounders away.
Fans rally behind Willow, but then Ruby asks for mercy. She wants to make up, but then she YANKS Willow into ropes! Ruby CHOKES Willow on the ropes, the ref counts, and Ruby lets off. Ruby and the ref argue, Saraya grabs Willow to fire off knees! Fans boo but Saraya scurries away. Willow staggers into a ROUNDHOUSE! Ruby smirks and fist bumps her buddies. Ruby KICKS Willow in the side, brings her around, and reels her in. Ruby snap suplexes Willow, covers, TWO! Ruby gets in Willow’s face and smothers her! The ref counts, Ruby lets off, and Ruby CHOKES Willow on the ropes again! The ref counts, Ruby lets off, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Ruby CHOKES Willow again, mockingly saying they’re best friends. Ruby CLUBS Willow, argues with the ref, and Storm CHOKES Willow! Storm scurries away, and Ruby puts Willow in a corner. Ruby CHOPS Willow, but Willow comes back with body shots! Ruby CLAWS Willow’s face to put her back in the corner. And Ruby CHOPS again! Ruby stalks Willow to another corner, stands her up, and puts some stank on the- NO, Willow blocks the chop to CHOP back! And again! And again! Ruby pulls hair to throw Willow down! The ref reprimands but the damage is done. Ruby catches her breath and clutches her stinging chest.
Ruby kicks Willow around, but Willow just scowls. Willow throws body shots but Ruby CLUBS her on the back. Ruby drags Willow up, ROCKS her, and then taunts her. Willow ROCKS Ruby! Ruby ROCKS Willow! Ruby eggs Willow on, they fire off forearms back and forth, and then Willow fireman’s carries! Ruby CLAWS Willow’s face to get free! Then Ruby throws Willow down by her hair again! Cover, ONE!! Ruby is furious and she clamps on a chinlock. Ruby squeezes tight and brings Willow down to the mat. Saraya tells fans to shut up as they’re rallying for Willow. Willow fights up but Ruby throws her down by her hair again!
Ruby puts Willow on the ropes and CHOKES her again! The ref counts, Ruby lets off, and Dynamite returns to single picture as Saraya goes after Willow again! But Willow slips free to ROCK Saraya, and POST her! Saraya falls, Storm hurries to help her. Ruby whips, Willow reverses and then runs in, to back body block and clothesline in the corner! Snapmare and BOOT! Willow fires up, the fans are with her, and Willow whips to then SPINEBUSTER! High stack cover, TWO! Fans fire up and Ruby again tries to ask for mercy from her old friend. Willow YANKS Ruby up into a fireman’s carry! Ruby slips free and shoves Willow away.
Willow stops from hitting buckles, turns around and dodges Ruby. Ruby elbows back, goes up and headscissors, only for Willow to pop Ruby up into a fireman’s carry! RUNNING DEATH VALLEY! Cover, TWO!! Ruby survives and Willow is seething! Ruby sits up in a daze, Willow goes to a corner and she climbs up. Fans rally, but Storm distracts! Ruby gets an arm, wrenches, SUPER NO FUTURE! And then another NO FUTURE!! Cover, TWO!?!? No one can believe it, least of all Ruby! Ruby is furious, and she drags Willow up. Ruby turns Willow around, clinches, but Willow backslides it! TWO!!!
Ruby escapes but Willow runs through the clothesline to POUNCE Ruby into ropes!! Fans are thunderous as Willow brings down the straps! Saraya & Storm are freaking out as Willow gut wrenches Ruby. Saraya distracts the ref so that Storm can drag Ruby to safety! Willow grabs at Storm, only for Ruby to roll her up! Feet on the ropes! And Storm even holds them in place! Ruby wins!!
Winner: Ruby Soho, by pinfall
The Outcasts were all over this one and Willow is furious! But Storm just CLOBBERS Willow from behind! Fans boo as the Outcasts stomp Willow! Then they bring out the spray paint! Ruby says that’s not good enough, and she goes looking under the table. She brings out a chair! Fans boo more as the stomping continues. Ruby puts Willow in a drop zone, then puts a chair around a leg! Storm rains down fists to keep Willow down, but here come Riho and Skye Blue! They slide in, and they fire fists with the Outcasts! That’s still 3v2 and Skye gets mugged by Ruby and Saraya! Storm BOOTS then DECKS Riho!
Fans boo as The Outcasts keep beating up on the heroic Skye and Riho. Ruby tosses Skye out, Storm drags Riho up, and Saraya has the spray paint! But here comes JAMIE HAYTER! The AEW Women’s World Champion rushes in, she DECKS Saraya, ROCKS Ruby, DECKS Storm, then catches Ruby for the HAYTEBREAKER! Storm stands up, into the ripcord, but Storm dodges! The Outcasts run away and fans fire up! Hayter sees Riho, and helps her stand up. These two are allied against the Outcasts, but these two are going to fight over the title next week! Riho makes the motion that she’ll be champion again, and Hayter nods respect.
Will the inaugural AEW Women’s World Champion become the first-ever two-time champion? Or will Riho learn that #HayterHitsHard?
BREAKING NEWS for Rampage!
On top of Juice VS Action, Sammy Guevara is in action against Konosuke Takeshita! Will the Spanish God keep pace with Jungle Boy on this #1 contender’s race? And with Best Friends back from injury, they’re back in action, going up against the House of Black’s Kings of the Black Throne! Will Brody King & Malakai Black soon send Trent & Chuck back onto the injured list? And as mentioned, Taya Valkyrie has her second match in AEW, and she’s up against Marina Shafir! Will La Wera Loca look to solve The Problem before taking on Jade Cargill?
Will Hobbs speaks.
“March 24th, 2023 was proclaimed Powerhouse Hobbs Day. With the Book of Hobbs already proclaimed that I was the man who was gonna crash into Wardlow’s World. Who’s the man that beat Rey Fenix? Who’s the man that beat Penta? Who’s the man that beat the legend, Christopher Daniels himself? Just like the good Book of Hobbs states, this TNT Championship will never, ever leave my waist.” The Powerhouse has spoken, will there ever be a final chapter in his story?
Adam Cole VS Daniel Garcia!
With AEW All Access premiering tonight, right after Dynamite, this long awaited return was right on time. Will AEW continue to be all about the boom? Or will Red Death go from Dragonslayer to major buzzkill?
The bell rings and fans chant, “ADAM COLE!” “WELCOME BACK!” Garcia shrugs that off as he talks some trash. He and Cole tie up, go around, and Cole wrenches to a wristlock. Garcia pie faces, wrenches, and wristlocks back. Cole rolls, wrenches and wristlocks again, but Garcia rolls to shoot around and waistlock for the SLAM! Garcia slaps Cole around then “kicks dirt” at him. Fans boo the disrespect but Garcia says things have changed since Cole was last in the ring. Cole keeps cool and he resets with Garcia. They feel things out, knuckle lock, and Cole shoots to a waistlock. Garcia reaches back and brings Cole into a headlock.
Cole pops out the back, headlocks in return, but Garcia powers out. Cole runs Garcia over and fans fire up. Things speed up, Garcia drops, but Cole fakes out the hurdle to headlock again. Garcia back suplexes, Cole lands on his feet but he does stumble. Cole still gets up to headlock again. Garcia powers out, Cole goes up and over in the corner, then headlocks for a takeover. Garcia tries the headscissors but Cole shrugs that off. Fans rally, Garcia pulls hair and the ref reprimands. Garcia uses the hair to get the headscissors, and he flexes while fans boo. Cole kips free, but Garcia throat chops! And then lift, PILEDRIVER!!
Cole scrambles out of the ring and Garcia wants this one called. The ref checks Cole while fans boo. Garcia soaks up the heat, fans chant “You’re a Wrestler!” and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Garcia waits on Cole, and Cole is somehow okay to continue. Garcia grows a bit impatient, then says Cole must not be as good as he thinks. Cole slowly sits up as the count climbs, and Garcia wags his finger at the fans. Cole finally crawls to the apron but Garcia goes out after him! Garcia brings Cole back in, but Cole resists the lift to back drop Garcia away! Garcia flounders on the flour while Cole gets in the ring. Garcia drags himself up and to the apron, Cole storms over, and Garcia HOTSHOTS him away! Cole sputters, Garcia rushes in to stomp away! Garcia soaks up more heat as he roars and flexes.
Cole flounders but Garcia stands on his hair. Garcia pulls the arms to also pull the hair! The ref reprimands, Garcia stops at 4, and then he stalks Cole to ropes. Garcia CHOKES Cole while talking trash, then lets off as the ref counts. Garcia stalks Cole to a corner, brings him out, and DECKS him with a haymaker! Cole sits up in a daze while Garcia taunts him. Garcia drags Cole back up and DECKS him again! Garcia talks trash on the fans while Dynamite returns to single picture. Fans boo, Garcia brings Cole back up, but Cole throws body shots. Garcia UPPERCUTS! Cole ROCKS Garcia with a forearm, so Garcia throws a haymaker!
Cole fires off forearms and he backs Garcia down. Cole whips, Garcia reverses but Cole clotheslines! And elbows! And BOOTS! Fans fire up and Cole waits on Garcia. Fireman’s carry, but Garcia throws elbows to get free. Garcia runs, but into the fireman’s carry! USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO! Garcia kicks at Cole from below and Cole gets space. Fans rally as both men rise. Cole aims, but Garcia blocks the superkick! Garcia stands to SLAP Cole! Garcia runs, into a BOOT! Cole runs, into a BOOT! Cole PELES but misses! Garcia deadlift GERMAN SUPLEXES! Fans boo but Garcia roars and Cole writhes.
Garcia aims from a corner with a smug grin. Fans chant, “You’re a Wrestler!” but Garcia ignores that to tune up the band. Cole stands, Garcia rushes in, but Cole SUPERKICKS first! Cole pushes Garcia down to a cover, TWO!! Garcia survives but Cole goes to a corner. Cole sits Garcia up, but Garcia stops Cole from bringing the kneepad down. Cole throws hands again and again and Garcia lets go. The kneepad comes down, Cole runs, but Garcia ducks the Boom! To throw HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Then REAR NAKED CHOKE! Cole rolls back to a cover, TWO! 52 Fake Out takes out the knees!
Cole goes to a corner, goes up, and Garcia crawls over. Cole leaps, PANAMA- NO, Garcia back drops it! Cole tries to sunset flip it but Garcia has the legs! Step through, DRAGONTAMER!! Cole endures as Garcia sits deep! Cole crawls forward, reaches out, even as Garcia makes it a CALF KILLER! ROPEBREAK!! The ref counts, Garcia lets go quickly, but in frustration. Fans rally behind Cole but that upsets Garcia. Cole goes to a corner, the ref has Garcia stay back so he can check Cole. Garcia just soaks up the heat in the meantime. Cole crawls back out, Garcia reels him back in! Garcia tucks the arms, STRAITJACKET PILEDRIVER!! Cover, TWO!?!?
Garcia is furious but the fans are thunderous that Cole survives! Cole goes to a corner, Garcia runs in, but into a SUPERKICK! Cole goes back up, PANAMA SUNRISE!! But Cole isn’t done! Garcia sits up in a daze, Cole runs and BOOM!! Cover, Cole wins!!
Winner: Adam Cole, by pinfall
The comeback is complete! Cole’s head was a bull’s eye, but Cole’s head was always in the match. And here comes Britt Baker to celebrate with her man! They even kiss! Gold ‘n’ black streamers fly, will this be a new era for the Undisputed One?
Wait, here comes Chris Jericho! The Ocho, the Wizard, Le Champion storms right to the ring to check on Garcia. Fans sing Judas as Jericho helps Garcia out of the ring. Jericho glares at Cole, then helps Garcia up the ramp and out of those streamers. Jericho is tempted to glance back at Cole but chooses not to. Does the Jericho Appreciation Society have a new pro-wrestler to target in Adam Cole, BAYBAY?
A great AEW, and given AEW All Access debuts tonight, it makes good business sense for Cole to main event. It was his big return, he is a big part of the All Access material, and it was a great win in a great match with Garcia. Jericho coming out at the end to try and steal the spotlight for just a moment of course is a sign that Cole is going to feud with Jericho going towards Double or Nothing, and that is going to be great stuff. Good quick promo from Hobbs, and him still mentioning Wardlow, they’re just making sure we all understand this is still gonna circle back to Hobbs VS Wardlow even though there should’ve been a way to cap this off before. Darn you, QT.
Really good match from Ruby VS Willow, but of course the Outcasts get at Willow the whole time. Willow loses but it is technically protected because of the interference, and we get another moment of Riho and Skye Blue making a save. It didn’t work out, so good move to have Hayter go out there. Hayter VS Riho happening next week will be good stuff, probably up until The Outcasts interfere. Then somehow, someway, we’ll finally get Blood & Guts set up for the Women’s Division. And then decent promo from Jade and her faction. Between only booking one women’s match a show and stretching things towards special episodes or PPVs, this is gonna be a build that’s too long, again.
Decent promo from Juice, but it kinda flies in the face of Juice saying he isn’t gonna wrestle in Missouri since he hates Missouri. He should’ve thrown in that he is being forced into this. Juice will definitely win against Action, and maybe Juice beats up on Action so that Ricky Starks shows up to chase Juice off, thereby hyping up their match for next Wednesday in Long Island. Good promo from The Gunns to hype up the tag team title match next week. Obviously since that match is happening after WrestleMania, it would seem FTR isn’t leaving to go back to WWE, they’re likely going to win to take those titles back.
Really fun montage of The Acclaimed hanging out with Menard & Parker in St. Louis. I do like that The Acclaimed is stringing Menard & Parker along, they’re definitely not joining the JAS. That will upset them and the JAS will want a match where I’m sure the stipulation is, if The Acclaimed loses, they must join the JAS. And then the JAS will lose that and look like dummies. Anyway, great title match from Cassidy VS Butcher. Good overbooking as Blade, Trent and Chuck get involved, and this was a great return moment for Best Friends. Trent & Chuck VS Malakai & Brody on Friday is going to be really good stuff, and maybe Best Friends challenge for the trios titles at some point.
Really good stuff out of this BCC VS Elite story they’re building. The BCC of course beat Castle & The Boys, but they really up the Heel heat with the ambush. And then they beat up Hangman and bust open Callis, which was really surprising. Face Moxley bled all the time, but Heel Moxley makes everyone else bleed. Omega VS Cobb was awesome stuff, but I suppose it’s fine that Omega wins. Bryan making his return was a great surprise, and then what a wild moment with him turning to be on the same page as the rest of the BCC. And right there is this year’s match for Men’s Blood & Guts: the full BCC against the OG Elite, Omega, Hangman & Bucks, and that is gonna be awesome.
And of course, great stuff in the opening. JB VS Hardy was really good, and it tied into The Firm’s story with Hook, which did have the #JungleHook story on the side. MJF and JB had a great promo segment to follow, and I have a feeling MJF is gonna have segments like that with the other Young Pillars before we get the official #1 contender. Sammy VS Konosuke on Rampage is going to be awesome stuff, and I hope Callis comes around to keep on that whole recruiting of Konosuke. I would think Sammy will win because he needs to keep pace with JB, and then Darby will also win a big match on Dynamite or Ramage to do the same. Honestly, this needs to end in a Triple Threat of JB VS Darby VS Sammy to name THE #1 contender, that’d be the best course of action.
My Score: 8.8/10
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Mitchell’s AEW Dark Results & Report! (3/28/23)
QTV gets Dark!
QTV is in Universal Studios!
After helping Will Hobbs hold onto the AEW TNT Championship, QT Marshall & Aaron Solo get back in action! Will this be one for the headlines?
- AR Fox VS Nick Comoroto; Fox wins.
- Queen Aminata VS Skye Blue; Skye wins.
- Evil Uno VS Alexander Moss; Uno wins.
- Marina Shafir VS Steph De Lander; Shafir wins.
- Zack Clayton VS Schaff; Clayton wins.
- Top Flight VS Liam Gray & Adrian Alanis; Top Flight wins.
- QT Marshall & Aaron Solo w/ Harley Cameron VS Austin Green & Vary Morales; QT & Solo win.
- Brady Booker VS Serpentico; Brady wins.
- Konosuke Takeshita VS Cole Karter; Konosuke wins.
A good line-up here. Just as I was wondering where Nick Comoroto was, he’s here on Dark to put AR Fox over. For those unfamiliar, Steph De Lander is formerly Persia Pirotta of NXT, though she has a very different look now, I almost didn’t recognize her. Brady Booker, formerly Bodhi Hayward, is back in action, good to see him. And while most of these matches seem pretty straight forward, I feel like Queen Aminata VS Skye Blue is the one that could go either way. Skye’s been building herself up in AEW and ROH but Aminata is impressive in her own right.
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