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Hiroshi Tanahashi defends the stars ‘n’ stripes!

NJPW visits our nationals capital for a major clash over the IWGP United States Championship! Will the Ace trump THREE challengers at once?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Dark Match: Kevin Knight VS Nick Comoroto; Comoroto wins.
  • Ren Narita VS Karl Fredericks; Fredericks wins.
  • 10 Man Tag: Tanga Loa, David Finlay, Fred Rosser, Yuya Uemura & The DKC VS Tom Lawlor, Royce Isaacs, Jorel Nelson, JR Kratos & Danny Limelight; Lawlor, Isaacs, Nelson, Kratos & Limelight win.
  • Great-O-Khan VS Chase Owens; Chase wins.
  • 8 Man Tag: The United Empire VS The Mighty Don’t Kneel & Bad Dude Tito; TMDK & Tito win.
  • Brody King VS Minoru Suzuki; Brody wins.
  • Eddie Kingston VS Tomohiro Ishii; Ishii wins.
  • Jay White & Hikuleo VS Kazuchika Okada & Rocky Romero; White & Hikuleo win.
  • IWGP United States Heavyweight Championship Fatal 4 Way: Hiroshi Tanahashi VS Will Ospreay VS Jon Moxley VS Juice Robinson; Robinson wins and becomes the new IWGP US Heavyweight Champion.

PLAY BY PLAY

Brody King VS Minoru Suzuki!

The House of Black sends their behemoth to represent them and AEW, and to “welcome” the leader of Suzuki-Gun to DC! But can Brody King trump the King of Pancrase? Or will the House of Black learn just how ruthless the Meanest Man in the World can be?

The bell rings and the fans are fired up for Suzuki as he stares down Brody. Brody pushes Suzuki, so Suzuki CHOPS! Brody CHOPS, but Suzuki just shrugs it off. Suzuki CHOPS, Brody CHOPS, and we have a CHOP fight! Suzuki seems to love these. He eggs Brody on, then BOOTS him to get the arm and YANK it! And then Suzuki brings that arm to ropes for a HOTSHOT! Fans fire up and Suzuki baits Brody into a HANGING ARMBAR- Wait, Brody keeps his arm up and he CLUBS Suzuki down! Suzuki falls to the floor but Brody goes out to ROCK him with a forearm. Brody CHOPS Suzuki, and has him against railing to CLUB him!

The ring count starts but Brody CLUBS and CHOPS Suzuki more. Brody has Suzuki against the post, but Suzuki ducks and Brody’s hand SMACKS the steel! We’re at 10 of 20 but Suzuki brings Brody’s arm to railing! Suzuki BENDS the fingers, then drags Brody into the ring at 14. Fans rally as Suzuki tortures Brody’s arm! Brody endures, but Suzuki BENDS those fingers again! They end up on ropes, Brody throws body shots but Suzuki keeps bending fingers! The ref counts, Suzuki lets off at 4 to tell him to shut up. Suzuki then BOOTS Brody, snapmares and runs, to PENALTY KICK! Cover, TWO!

Suzuki keeps on Brody’s arm and he bends it way back! Suzuki also bends the fingers again! Brody endures as Suzuki twists the elbow, wrist and shoulder for a double wristlock! Brody reaches out with the free arm for the ROPEBREAK! Suzuki lets off to argue with the ref, and then he goes back to Brody. Suzuki knees, Brody shoves and SPLASHES Suzuki in the corner! Brody runs corner to corner and CANNONBALLS! Brody then reels Suzuki in, but his bad hand holds back the bomb lift! Suzuki gets away and he’s grinning! Fans fire up as Suzuki eggs Brody on! Brody snarls and CHOPS, but that’s the bad hand!

Suzuki CHOPS Brody, but Brody CHOPS with the left hand. Suzuki CHOPS, Brody CHOPS but that’s the bad hand again! Suzuki CHOPS, Brody CHOPS, Suzuki laughs, and the CHOP fight continues! Suzuki eggs Brody on so Brody CHOPS with the bad hand! He still hasn’t learned! Suzuki WRENCHES the arm, fans rally up behind him, but Brody throws a forearm! That doesn’t hurt as much, and Suzuki just smiles. Suzuki brings Brody in to throw a heavy forearm. Brody forearms back! Brody eggs Suzuki on so the forearms start flying faster and faster! Brody gets the edge but Suzuki dares him to keep hitting!

Brody wants Suzuki to do something, so Suzuki ROCKS him with an elbow! And another! Brody wobbles but leans on ropes, and fans fire up! Suzuki runs, but Brody dodges the boot to GERMAN SUPLEX! Brody shakes the bad arm, gets Suzuki up and reels him in, Canadian Rack! But Suzuki slips off to a SLEEPER! Brody elbows free, runs, but Suzuki follows, gets around, and kicks out a leg for the SLEEPER! Fans rally as Brody endures and starts to turn red! Suzuki spins Brody around, reels him in, and fans fire up more as Suzuki gets the Gotch lift! But Brody is too big, he back drops free! Fans fire up and Brody shakes the bad arm.

Suzuki gets up, he clamps onto Brody, SLEEPER! Brody endures again, fights up, but Suzuki becomes a backpack. Brody THROWS Suzuki off! Brody then gets Suzuki up, reels him in, but Suzuki is after the bad hand! Suzuki laughs as he bends the fingers! Brody breaks free, Suzuki ducks one lariat but not the LEFT! Cover, TWO! Brody snarls and fans rally up as Suzuki gets back up. Brody brings Suzuki up but Suzuki throws body shots. Brody hits back, Suzuki still throws hands, but Brody CLOBBERS Suzuki! Fans rally and duel, Brody brings Suzuki up for another LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Brody drags Suzuki right back up, reels him in, and gets him up! GONZO PILEDRIVER!! Cover, BRODY WINS!!

Winner: Brody King, by pinfall

The House of Black’s heavy powered through and he vanquished Suzuki! Is Brody King the new Meanest Man in the World now?

 

Eddie Kingston VS Tomohiro Ishii!

The Mad King of AEW and the Stone Pitbull of NJPW meet in another appetizer for the Forbidden Door PPV in June! Will Eddie be able to chip away at the sturdy Ishii? Or will he crumble running into that wall?

The bell rings and these two RAM shoulders! And again! And again! Fans fire up, and Eddie CHOPS! Ishii CHOPS, so Eddie CHOPS again. Ishii CHOPS, Eddie CHOPS, repeat! It’s a CHOP fight! Eddie snarls, fires up and CHOPS again! Ishii CHOPS back, but Eddie CHOPS again! Ishii wobbles and fans fire up, and Eddie runs to RAM Ishii! Ishii stays up, throws a forearm and runs to RAM Eddie! Eddie stays up and he CHOPS again! Eddie runs, RAMS Ishii, but Ishii rebounds to run Eddie over! Fans fire up while Ishii finally feels that stinging in his chest. Ishii goes after Eddie, Eddie throws body shots but Ishii CLUBS him!

Ishii stands Eddie up to CHOP! Fans rally and duel, “Let’s Go, Eddie!” “I-SHI-I!” Ishii DECKS Eddie with a forearm, then looms over him. Eddie pushes Ishii away, gets up slowly, but Ishii is after him again. Ishii eggs Eddie on and fans rally as the two circle. Ishii kicks low, ROCKS Eddie, and Eddie flounders to a corner. Ishii kicks at Eddie, but Eddie gets up in a huff. Eddie throws off the bandage on his face to CHOP Ishii! And CHOP! Ishii shakes his head so Eddie puts some stank on the CHOP! Ishii ROCKS Eddie with a right, then another! Eddie wobbles, but catches Ishii for a COMPLETE SHOT!

Fans rally up as Eddie gets to his feet. Eddie steadies himself and shakes out his head. Eddie clamps onto Ishii’s arm for a shoulder lock but Ishii endures. Fans rally, Ishii fights up but Eddie keeps him down on the mat. Ishii talks trash so Eddie SLAPS him! Eddie eggs Ishii on as fans rally more. Eddie gets the arms for a motorcycle stretch but still Ishii endures. They stand, Ishii fights to turn things around, and fans fire up! Ishii has the motorcycle stretch on Eddie! Eddie endures now, fights to turn things back around, but Ishii keeps the hold on him. Eddie gets the ropebreak and the ref counts.

Ishii lets off, and ducks the chop! Eddie catches the lariat for a takedown! Eddie wants the Fujiwara Armbar but Ishii resists. Ishii rolls but Eddie shifts to get a double wristlock. Ishii clasps hands to resist, then he reaches out for the ropebreak. Eddie lets off and fans rally up. Eddie has Ishii in a corner, wraps an arm around ropes and pulls, then lets off as the ref counts. Eddie CHOPS, CHOPS and MACHINE GUN CHOPS! Ishii just scowls. Ishii puts Eddie in for CHOP after CHOP after CHOP! Eddie turns it back around for more MACHINE GUN CHOPS! And then a BACK HAND! Fans fire up while Eddie rests on ropes.

Eddie catches his breath, gets to his feet and fans rally up again. Eddie brings Ishii up to JAB, CHOP, and whip corner to corner. Ishii rebounds into a back elbow, but ducks the lariat to hit a BIG back suplex! Eddie is dazed but fans rally up again. Ishii brings Eddie up in the corner, whips him corner to corner and clotheslines! Then Ishii suplexes high and hard! Cover, ONE!! Ishii is surprised but he pushes Eddie’s hands away. Ishii kicks at Eddie then eggs him on. Eddie rises slowly, Ishii runs, but Eddie hits a RUNNING NECKBREAKER! Fans rally and duel again, “Let’s Go, Eddie!” “I-SHI-I!” as Eddie gets himself back up.

Eddie shakes out his arms, wraps Ishii up in a Misawa style chinlock, trapping one arm. Fans rally, Ishii endures and kicks forward, and gets the ROPEBREAK! Fans rally, the ref counts, but Eddie lets go at 4. Eddie shakes out his arms, CLUBS Ishii and turns him, but Ishii fights out of the neckbreaker. Eddie SLAPS him! Ishii just glares! Fans chant, “You F’d Up! You F’d Up!” Ishii SLAPS back, Eddie laughs and SLAPS again. They go SLAP for SLAP, it’s a SLAP fight! The fans fire up as the shots come in faster and faster, high, low and from all sides! They slow down, but then speed up again! They both stagger, fans are thunderous and hope they “FIGHT FOREVER!”

Ishii ducks, both men SLAP! Eddie ducks, both men SLAP! They both roar and they both SLAP! Eddie gets Ishii in the SAIDO! Ishii springs up to GERMAN SUPLEX! Fans fire up as both men stagger about then flop over!! DC is thunderous again with both men down on the mat! “This is Awesome!” and it’s only been ten minutes?! Ishii and Eddie slowly rise, and Ishii eggs Eddie on. Eddie gets up but Ishii CHOPS him! And CHOPS! Eddie eggs Ishii on, Ishii CHOPS, but Eddie brings down the straps! Eddie CHOPS, and CHOPS, and then clinches. Ishii fights the scoop, Eddie and Ishii block shots, Eddie hits the URENAGE! Cover, TWO!

The dueling continues as Eddie gets back up. Eddie drags Ishii up, half nelsons, for a HALF NELSON SUPLEX! Cover, TWO!! Ishii survives and no one can believe it! Fans rally up again, hard as ever, and Eddie rises. Eddie powers up his right hand and fans fire up again. Eddie brings Ishii up, spins, but Ishii ducks to ENZIGURI! Eddie stays up to run and LARIAT! Ishii stays up with rage alone! Eddie runs, but Ishii CLUBS the lariat, to GAMANGIRI! Eddie flops down and fans fire up again. Ishii roars as he gets up, fans duel again, and Ishii waits on Eddie. Eddie slowly rises, Ishii runs, but Eddie ducks to run, only for Ishii to LARIAT!

Ishii drags Eddie up, reels him in, but Eddie wrenches out to CHOP! Both men stagger, Eddie reels Ishii in, DDT! But Ishii’s right up!? SLIDING LARIAT!! Cover, TWO!! Ishii fires up and fans are thunderous again as Ishii drags Eddie by the arms. Ishii gets Eddie up, suplexes, but Eddie blocks! Ishii keeps trying, but Eddie slips out to CHOP! Ishii forearms again and again and again, but Eddie URAKENS! Ishii HEADBUTTS! URAKEN AGAIN!! Fans still hope these two “FIGHT FOREVER!” as it’s only been 15 minutes! Eddie manages to get up and he goes to Ishii. Eddie brings Ishii up, scoops, but Ishii knees free!

Ishii HEADBUTTS, Eddie ENZIGURIS! Ishii rebounds to LARIAT!! Ishii fires up, the fans are electric, and Ishii suplexes for the BRAINBUSTER!!! Cover, Ishii wins!!

Winner: Tomohiro Ishii, by pinfall

Fans give this a standing ovation, because this was a FIGHT! The Stone Pitbull stands tall, as the saying goes, but does need a minute to get to his feet. The Mad King may have lost, but it seems he did win Ishii’s respect. Will these two look to go another round with the Forbidden Door on the horizon?

 

Lio Rush is here!

The Man of the Hour and DC’s own heads to the ring! Fans cheer as Lio gets the mic, and he says, “Man, does it feel good to be home.” Fans cheer that! Lio says that unfortunately, he is still not cleared to compete. Yet. Lio came here tonight to Washington, D.C. for a reason! That reason is to send a message to a few people in the back, and a lot of people watching at home. That message is, “When I am cleared, the entire landscape of the Junior Heavyweight Division will drastically change at the hands of the one Lio Rush.”

And just to name a few, Lio calls out Robbie Eagles, Taiji Ishimori, Hiromu Takahashi, “You guys are all done. Because your time is dwindling. And my time is slowly approaching.” Mic drop from the Man of the Hour, when and where will we see him take on the Best of the Super Juniors?

 

Jay White & Hikuleo VS Kazuchika Okada & Rocky Romero!

Bullet Club has started a resurgence, and looks to take over NJPW, AEW and beyond! Will King Switch and the Young Gun shoot down the Rainmaker and Azucar? Or will THE IWGP World Heavyweight Champion and Mr. Forever prove this is NOT Jay White’s era?

Fans are already losing their minds just getting to see the Rainmaker, and the teams sort out. White says HE built all this and fans boo, but the Bullet Club section chants, “Too Sweet! WOOP WOOP!” White and Okada start and fans are thunderous with the bell! White says this is because of him, but then fans chant, “O-KA-DA!” White says it doesn’t matter, this is his ring, and that world title will be his belt! But Okada starts throwing forearms! The ref counts as Okada has White in the corner, and Okada pushes the ref aside. White kicks low to bump him off buckles and stomp away! Now White argues with the ref, but Okada ROCKS White!

Okada throws more forearms, whips, and BOOTS White down! Fans fire up, Okada snapmares and runs to dropkick White down! Okada then brings White up, gut wrenches, but White scrambles to get free! Tag to Hikuleo! Okada watches as the towering Leo stares him down. Fans want to see Rocky get in, but Okada points out the height difference between him and Leo. Rocky says he doesn’t care, he wants in! Fans rally for Rocky so Okada tags him in! Rocky steps to Leo and gets face to chest! But Rocky shoves Leo, and again. Leo eggs Rocky on, Rocky keeps shoving, but Leo shoves Rocky down!

Fans chant, “F him up, Rocky, F him up!” Rocky gets up, fans rally, and Rocky throws a forearm! Leo says not good enough, so Rocky throws another. Leo smooths his hair back so Rocky can get a clean hit. Rocky winds up, to poke Leo in the eye! The ref reprimands and White is furious, but Rocky whips. Leo blocks, whips Rocky, but Rocky ducks and dodges to jump up and RANA Leo to a corner! Rocky CHOPS and Leo felt that! Rocky CHOPS, and CHOPS, but Leo eggs him on. Leo then blocks the chop to spin Rocky and CHOP him off his feet! Leo then drags Rocky up to bump off buckles and he tags in White.

White stands Rocky up and throws up the Too Sweet before the CHOP! White stands Rocky back up to Too Sweet CHOP again! Then White talks trash to Okada and distracts the ref, so that Leo can CHOKE Rocky on ropes! Leo DECKS Rocky, the ref has Okada stand down, and White waits on Rocky to get up. White Too Sweet CHOPS Rocky off his feet. Tag to Leo and Leo stomps Rocky around. Leo whips Rocky hard into the corner! Tag to White and he drags Rocky to a cover, TWO! White stays between Rocky and Okada as he clamps on a chinlock. Rocky endures, White bops him in the head with a Too Sweet.

Rocky reaches back, powers up, and he throws body shots. White CLUBS Rocky down, drags him back up, but Rocky wrenches to an ELBOW BREAKER! Fans fire up but White keeps Rocky from Okada. Rocky ROUNDHOUSES, but White DECKS Okada! Fans boo but White grins. Rocky kicks but White blocks to CLUB the knee and CHOP again! Tag to Leo and he stands on Rocky on the apron. The ref reprimands and counts, Leo stops at 4. White taunts Rocky, “This is your big moment!” Then White CHOKES Rocky with the camera cable! White lets go before the ref sees and Rocky flops to the floor.

White claims he got tangled up in the cord. Fans rally for Rocky as White puts him in for Leo, and Leo covers, TWO! Leo drags Rocky up, fireman’s carries, but Rocky fights free! Rocky KICKS a leg, then KICKS it again. Leo shoves, scoops Rocky and SLAMS him! Leo runs but Rocky avoids the splash! Fans fire up while both men are down, and they crawl for their corners. White just gets in to go after Okada but Okada DECKS White first! Rocky crawls, reaches out, but Leo drags Rocky away! Rocky ENZIGURIS Leo! Fans are fired up again but Leo stomps Rocky down. Leo drags Rocky up, scoops him, but Rocky spins around to DDT Leo down!

Fans fire up again and Rocky crawls for his corner! Hot tag to Okada! The Rainmaker rallies on Leo, whips, but Leo reverses. Okada CLOBBERS Leo with a back elbow! Fans fire up with Okada and he gets Leo with a scoop. Leo fights, CLUBS Okada and whips him to a corner. Leo runs in, Okada dodges the splash, then scoop SLAMS Leo down! Fans fire up again and Okada waits on Leo. Leo stands, Okada tries the Alabama lift but Leo CLUBS him down. Leo short arm but Okada ducks to uppercut! Okada ducks and dodges but Leo BOOTS him! White tags in and paces around. He soaks up cheers and jeers before the Too Sweet CHOP!

White CHOPS again, and again, and Okada drops to his knees. White brings Okada up but Okada throws forearms! Okada uppercuts, White CHOPS back! White runs in to uppercut at the corner, then BLADE BUSTER! Cover, TWO! White is furious, that was barely a kickout! The ref says it was fair, so White wraps on a sleeper! Okada fights the suplex with elbows, but White swings. Okada ducks the chop, gets the arm, MONEY CLIP! White RAM SOkada into a corner, runs back in but Okada pops him up to the Alabama! REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Rocky grabs Leo’s leg but Leo kick shim away. Leo rushes in but is sent into railing!

Okada scoop SLAMS White then goes to the corner. Fans fire up as Okada climbs, and hits the MACHO ELBOW! And of course, fans are thunderous for the Rainmaker Pose! Okada gets White up, ripcords, but White ducks to clinch! BLADE- No! Okada slips free but White CHOPS! White whips, Okada reverses and Okada DROPKICKS White down! Fans fire up with both men down! Okada clutches his ankle but he and White get up. Tag to Rocky, and Rocky ducks White to dropkick Leo down! Rocky returns to clothesline White! Then he DIVES to take out Leo! Rocky then gets back in, dodges White and clotheslines again!

Rocky keeps going, the FOREVER CLOTHESLINES start up, but are interrupted as White rushes out! Rocky dodges to go up the corner and leaps, TORNADO DDT! Fans fire up while both men are down! Rocky gets up, goes to a corner and Okada gets in. They aim at White, BOOT and SOBAT, then Okada hangs White out to dry! Rocky climbs the corner, leaps in, MISSILE DROPKICK! Okada SENTONS, Rocky PENALTY KICKS! Cover, TWO! Rocky gets an ARMBAR!! But Leo stomps it apart! Okada fires off on Leo but Leo choke grips! Leo choke grips Rocky, too! Okada and Rocky CLUB the arms, but only Okada gets free!

Rocky calls for Okada and Okada BOOTS Leo’s arm! Rocky SLAPS Leo, Okada clotheslines Leo out of the ring! Fans fire up as Okada gives it to Rocky to finish! But Rocky turns around into the clinch! BLADE- NO, Rocky slips out to roll White up! TWO!! White escapes, but Rocky ROCKS him with a right! Cravat, SLICED- NO! White turns that into the clinch! But Rocky turns that into a backslide, TWO!! White escapes again, swings but misses! JUMP KNEE! White wobbles but he blocks Rocky’s kick. White ducks the enziguri but not the HEEL KICK! Rocky ROCKS White again, cravats, SLICED ROCK- NO! White powers out to BLADERUNNER!! Cover, Bullet Club wins!!

Winner: Jay White & Hikuleo, by pinfall

The Switchblade cuts down Rocky, but Okada gets in his face. White says he’ll be the new champ, but Okada says no. But then Leo CLOBBERS Okada! Bullet Club stomps away on Okada and there’s no back-up for the Rainmaker! White rains down fists, and chokes Okada with his wrist tape! White throws off the tape, then throws up a Too Sweet before he gives Okada BLADERUNNER! White snatches the world title and holds it up over Okada. Will this be the future of NJPW soon enough?

White says Leo gets to add on? This is White’s gift to the Young Gun. But wait, Tanga Loa runs in! Leo’s own brother is here to tell him not to do that. Leo throws up the Too Sweet? Loa says no, not after what Bullet Club did to Guerrillas of Destiny. Blood over Bullet Club! But Leo still leaves with White. Will Leo go against the family? Or will Loa get through to his brother?

 

IWGP United States Heavyweight Championship Fatal 4 Way: Hiroshi Tanahashi VS Will Ospreay VS Jon Moxley VS Juice Robinson!

The Cold Skull had to give up this title because of injury, and it was supposed to be The Ace VS The Commonwealth Kingpin at Wrestling Dontaku. But COVID interfered, and Tanahashi defeated Tomohiro Ishii in a brutal battle. Ospreay is back for what he feels is rightfully his, but the Maniac and the Bullet Club’s newest fixer are a bit of a wrench in those plans. Will the United Empire finally have something to celebrate tonight? Or will the Once in a Century Talent defeat three top talents all at once?

The introductions are made, and there is a special guest: Tiger Hattori! Fans cheer for the now retired but still iconic referee of NJPW as he enters the ring. Tanahashi shows off the muscles, then hands the belt to Hattori-san. Hattori presents the belt to each challenger and then raises it high. Fans are already fired up for this star-studded showdown!

Ospreay CLOBBERS Mox at the bell, they spill outside, and that leaves Tanahashi and Juice in the ring. Juice rushes in but Tanahashi dodges, dodges, and then fires back. Tanahashi whips, Juice reverses and DECKS Tanahashi! Moxley RUSSIAN LEG SWEEPS Ospreay into railing! Tanahashi gets up, sends Juice out of the ring and PLANCHAS! Direct hit and down goes Juice! Moxley ROCKS Ospreay, follows him to the ramp, and fans fire up with Tanahashi. Moxley CHOPS Ospreay up to the stage! Juice whips Tanahashi into railing! Moxley CHOPS, Ospreay kicks low and reels Moxley in, only for Moxley to back drop him onto the stage!

Juice runs to CANNONBALL, into railing as Tanahashi dodges! Tanahashi hurries back into the ring and fans rally up for him and Moxley. Moxley sees Tanahashi in the ring egging him on, and fans fire up as Moxley gets back in. They go forehead to forehead then start throwing forearms! They go back and forth, fans fire up, and Tanahashi fires up! Moxley and Tanahashi keep trading shots, and Tanahashi wobbles! Moxley CLUBS Tanahashi, brings him up, but Tanahashi JAWBREAKERS! Tanahashi fires off fast hands and fans fire up again. Tanahashi scoops to SLAM Moxley, then he goes to the corner! But Juice pulls hair to drag Tanahashi down!

Fans boo but Tanahashi DECKS Juice! And then Ospreay FLIES in to wipe Juice out! Fans fire up but then Moxley clotheslines Tanahashi in the corner. Moxley rains down fists, stopping at 9 to BITE Tanahashi! Moxley runs but Ospreay springboards, PIP PIP CHEERIO! Then Ospreay gets Tanahashi up to throw him out, he covers Moxley, TWO! Ospreay keeps on Mox with a CHOP! And another CHOP! Ospreay whips, scoops, and SPINS for the BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Moxley gets up but Ospreay throws forearms. Moxley shoots in to HALF NELSON SUPLEX! Fans fire up as Moxley hits another HALF NELSON SUPLEX!

Moxley gets Ospreay up again, GERMAN- Ospreay lands on his feet! Ospreay CHOPS but Moxley reels him in for an X-PLEX! Fans fire up again as Moxley covers, TWO! Moxley sits Ospreay up but Ospreay claws eyes! The ref reprimands but can’t do much more. Ospreay whips, Moxley reverses, but Ospreay handsprings into a chair shot from Juice! Juice then brings that chair into the ring to JAM Tanahashi! Moxley clotheslines Juice out of the ring, then runs to DIVE! Direct hit and Juice hits railing! Fans fire up as Moxley drags Juice up and into the ring. Moxley gets the chair and sits it up.

Moxley brings Juice up, brings him in, but Juice blocks the suplex! Moxley throws body shots but Juice still blocks. Juice throws body shots, turns things around, and snap suplexes Moxley onto the chair! Juice gets the chair, staggers to a corner, and he undoes a buckle pad so he can wedge the chair in. Juice goes back for Mox but Moxley CHOPS him! And CHOPS, and ROCKS and CHOPS again! Moxley goes on repeat, but Juice whips him into the chair! Moxley flounders but Juice BITES Moxley! The ref can only reprimand but Juice wants blood! Juice lets off and insults fans, to then run and CANNONBALL Moxley!

Juice doesn’t cover, he gets his chair back. Moxley is bleeding, just like Juice wanted. But Tanahashi gets in to kick Juice! Tanahashi fires off forearms then whips corner to corner. Juice reverses, runs in but into an elbow! Tanahashi goes up to CROSSBODY! Fans fire up as the Ace air guitars, but Ospreay pulls hair! Tanahashi blocks the kick and sends it into Juice! Tanahashi DRAGON SCREW CHAINS them both! Fans fire up, but then Moxley CUTTERS Tanahashi outta nowhere! But Ospreay ROUNDHOUSES Mox! Springboard, OS- NO! No cutter! Moxley kicks low, underhooks, but Juice runs in! Moxley kicks Juice first, DOUBLE DDT!

Moxley builds speed but Tanahashi gets in to SLINGBLADE! All four men are down and fans fire up again! Ospreay bails out and gets help from the United Empire. Fans declare, “This is Awesome!” as Ospreay starts looking under the ring. He brings out a TABLE! Fans love that, but Juice POUNCES Ospreay into railing! Juice gets Ospreay up and whips, but Ospreay reverses and Juice hits railing hard! Tanahashi blocks Moxley’s kick to DRAGON SCREW! Tanahashi gets Moxley’s leg for a GROUND DRAGON SCREW! Moxley writhes but Tanahashi gets both legs tied up! TEXAS CLOVERLEAF here in DC!

Fans rally as Moxley endures! Tanahashi sits deep on the hold, but Ospreay sets up in a corner! Off comes the armband, but Juice trips Ospreay and throws him out over railing! Ospreay falls onto the timekeeper’s table, and Juice gets the title belt! BELT SHOT to Tanahashi!! Fans boo but Juice soaks it all in. Juice has the belt again, another BELT SHOT to Tanahashi! Cover, Moxley breaks it and throws Juice out! Ospreay 450 SPLASHES onto Tanahashi! But Moxley throws him out! Moxley covers, Juice throws him out! Cover on Tanahashi, TWO!! Fans are loving this but Juice is shocked!

Juice pounds the mat but fans rally for Tanahashi. Juice wags his finger and says it’s done. He’s gonna break Tanahashi! Juice drags Tanahashi up, reels him into a torture rack, but Ospreay SUPERKICKS! And HOOK KICKS! Moxley run sin, Ospreay slips around hi,, but Moxley slips out of the lift to PILEDRIVER!! Then he gets Tanahashi, PARA_ NO! Tanahsahi slips out to SLINGBLADE Moxley down! Tanahsahi roars, fans are thunderous, and Tanahashi goes up top! HIGH FLY ATTACK! But Juice gets the arms! PULP FRICTION!! But Ospreay springboards, OSCUTTER for Juice! PARADIGM SHIFT for Ospreay!

But Ospreay stays up!?! But Moxley ducks Hidden Blade to KING KONG LARIAT!! And then DEATH RIDER!!! Cover, TWO!?!? But into the BULLY CHOKE!!! Ospreay is caught, he’s turning purple, Moxley squeezes as tight as he can! Ospreay fights up, but he fades! The ref checks, Tanahashi hurries up top! Ospreay gets a second wind, but Tanahashi hits HIGH FLY FLOW on them both!! Tanahashi hurries right back up, but Juice anchors a foot! Juice grabs at Tanahashi’s head, rakes the eyes, then LEFT HAND OF GOD!! Juice then fireman’s carries, but Tanahashi fights free! SHOTEI! SHOTEI! LEFT HAND OF GOD!

Moxley runs to SHOTGUN Juice off the apron! Missed the table but that’s okay, Moxley is going after Tanahashi now! Fans are thunderous again, but Tanahashi fights the underhooks! Tanahashi throws body shots, then APRON SLINGBLADES!! Tanahashi gets the table in position, he throws forearms to put Moxley on it, then he hurries back to the corner! Fans are already going nuts as Tanahashi climbs! HIGH FLY FLOW through the table!!! Fans lose their minds, but Juice rolls Ospreay up! TWO!! Juice is pissed, but he runs into a SPANISH FLY!! Cover, TWO!! Ospreay powers up his arm as he aims from the corner!

Juice gets up, HIDDEN- NO! Juice uses the ref as a shield! Then he LOW BLOWS Ospreay! Torture rack, SPINNING BURNING HAMMER! Cover, Juice wins!!

Winner: Juice Robinson, by pinfall (NEW IWGP US Heavyweight Champion)

The United Empire tries to point out Ospreay had a ropebreak but the ref missed it. But either way, Bullet Club adds more gold to their collection! And speaking of, Jay White, Hikuleo & Chase Owens come out to celebrate with him. And per NJPW tradition, the winner gets the mic to talk! “You guys love Jon Moxley. PBBBBT! The Ace of the Universe, my ass! All you piss ant marks act like the whole world shines outta Will Ospreay’s ass! You say he’s the best in the world? Well he can’t beat me! Not only did I beat Moxley, not only did I beat Tanahashi, not only did I beat Ospreay, I beat them all at the same time!

Juice says no more “flamboyant bullsh*t,” he’s ROCK HARD! Call him the Booster, because he’s the boost that Bullet Club needed. You thought it was call in 2013, 2014, 2017, 2019, 2020? Well, you idiots haven’t seen anything yet! Because Juice is a THREE-TIME IWGP United States Heavyweight Champion! He’s Juice Robinson, dammit! And he’s Bullet Club. It had to change, and it won’t ever, because Bullet Club is oh so so so TOO SWEET~! Will Bullet Club make sure all of pro-wrestling enters their era?


My Thoughts:

This was a great event for NJPW, especially given it was a major return to the States for the “main roster,” if you will. I did skip the first half in terms of coverage, it was mostly stuff based on NJPW Strong, which I haven’t had the time to keep up with. But I did like that we saw a bit of the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team story going, where Chase took on Khan 1v1. Seems it is finally Chase’s time to be a big shot, much like how Yoshi-Hashi finally got his dues last year. I also like that we got to see the United Empire have its NJPW Strong members join Cobb & Henare against the reunited TMDK (Shane Haste, Mikey Nicholls & Johan Rock) and now honorary member, Bad Dude Tito. I really hope we get Cobb VS Jonah 1v1, that would be awesome to see.

I’m glad I kept the other matches in the second half, because Brody VS Suzuki was great stuff, and Eddie VS Ishii was probably match of the night given the fans’ energy. Brody winning was a surprise, but I suppose it was evened out by Ishii beating Eddie so that NJPW and AEW are even in these showdowns (not including the dark match with Comoroto). These could feed into the Forbidden Door in a really fun way. I would love if the House of Black took on Suzuki-Gun or LIJ in a Six Man Tag. We also got great stuff out of the tag match, but I figured Rocky would take that loss as White is going to have momentum going into the world title match with Okada. Loa coming out to confront Leo is a great follow-up on the GoD VS Bullet Club story, I would love if Leo turns to join his brothers.

That Fatal 4 Way was pretty wild stuff, to where there just weren’t enough cameras to catch it all. But I had a feeling the Fatal 4 Way aspect was so Tanahashi could lose without taking the pin. I did like that Ospreay has another complaint against NJPW officiating with the apparent ropebreak not being seen. There may be no disqualifications from violating ropebreaks, but ropebreaks are still to negate pinfalls and tapouts from counting, so it’s fair. And Juice getting the win here, we’ll certainly see a rematch of some sort for Dominion.

My Score: 9/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (4/25/24)

Champions need challengers!

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The Queen is coming for her crown!

Athena & Billie Starkz are the top champions in the ROH Women’s Division, but Queen Aminata’s coming after them! Who will she target first?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Isiah Kassidy VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes; Zay wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Top Flight VS The Dark Order; Top Flight wins.
  • Anna Jay VS Allysin Kay; Anna wins.
  • Johnny TV w/ Taya Valkyrie VS Will Austin; Johnny wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The Mogul Embassy VS MANDERS & BEEFTANK; The Embassy wins.
  • Yuka Sakazaki VS Leila Grey; Yuka wins.
  • ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground Match: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Outrunners; The Kingdom wins and denies The Outrunners a title match.
  • Taya Valkyrie w/ Johnny TV VS Laynie Luck; Taya wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Lance Archer & The Righteous VS Jon Cruz, GPA & Ren Jones; Archer & The Righteous win.
  • Abadon VS Nova; Abadon wins.
  • Triple Threat: Blake Christian VS AR Fox VS The Beast Mortos; Mortos wins.

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Isiah Kassidy VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes!

Brother Zay and the Commander of the Skies are coming down from the high of competing against Rob Van Dam on April 20th, but they’re both ready to get back up. Will Kassidy earn his shot (shot shot) at a championship? Or will the AAA Cruiserweight Champion be aiming for ROH gold?

The Code of Honor is upheld, but Zay has his fingers crossed! Zay trips Komander at the bell, says he’s too smart, then he steps on Komander’s dropdown to say “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” and “SUCK IT!” Komander keeps cool, he and Zay tie up, and Komander headlocks. Zay pulls on the mask, powers up and out to hurdle, but then Komander steps on him! Komander mocks “SHOTS! SHOTS!” Zay runs up, Komander avoids the boot to then wrench, wrench and mule kick a leg! Kmoander steps over, rolls through, then rolls again, to a HALF CRAB! Zay endures, fights around, ROPEBREAK! Komander lets go and Zay stands back up.

The fans rally, Komander runs in but is put on the apron. Zay runs in but into a slingshot BOOT! Zay comes back but Komander goes up and headscissors Zay into buckles. Komander comes back to springboard, wheelbarrow, but Zay HOTSHOTS Komander and then throws him down! The fans boo but Zay says they don’t teach that at school. Just follow Zay and he’ll get your right. Zay then smothers Komander with his towel! The ref reprimands, Zay lets off and Komander sputters to a corner. Zay bumps Komander off buckles, CHOPS him, then stomps Komander down. Zay says “SHOTS! SHOTS!” as he gives stomp after stomp.

The ref counts, Zay lets off at 4 and dusts his shoes off. Zay goes back to scuff Komander, taunt him, but the fans rally up for Komander. Zay scuffs Komander more, eggs him on, but Komander fights up to fire hands! Zay ducks a roundhouse but not the HEEL KICK! Zay leans on ropes, Komander runs in but Zay puts him on the apron. Komander gets up but Zay triangle jump STUNNERS! Komander flops to the floor, Zay scowls and goes out after him. The fans rally, Zay backs Abrahantes off, and the fans boo. Zay goes back for Komander, SMACKS him off barriers, then grabs the chair.

The fans boo, Zay says watch this, it’s about to be an 8K. Zay runs and uses the chair to LAUNCH, into barriers! Komander avoids disaster, puts Zay in the ring, and he hurries to a corner. The fans fire up as Komander springboards, but Zay moves! Komander rolls through, ducks ‘n’ dodges then RANAS! The fans fire up while Zay bails out. Komander builds speed and WRECKS Zay with a dropkick! Then ASAI MOONSAULT and down goes Zay! The fans fire up, Komander drags Zay up and in, then he springboards again, for a SWANTON BOMB! Cover, TWO! Zay stays in this as fans chant “DOS! DOS! DOS!”

Zay goes to the apron, Komander storms up and stands him up. Zay shoves Komander away, goes up the corner, but Komander runs up! Zay anticipates and GAMANGIRIS! Zay goes up to SUPSER SUSNET FLIP, but Komander flips through!! The fans fire up and Zay is shocked! Zay still BOOTS Komander, fires forearms, but Komander bobs ‘n’ weaves to SLAP, UPPERCUT and power up! Zay turns Komander around but gets a SHOTEI! Komander then jumps up top POISON-RANA! The fans fire up again and Komander runs, but into a SPANISH FLY! Cover, TWO! Or as the fans remind us, “DOS! DOS! DOS!”

Zay says Komander’s done wasting his time. Zay whips, Komander reverses but Zay reverses back to scoop, only for Komander to tilt-o-whirl sunset flip! TWO, but Komander tries a side roll sunset, TWO! Zay escapes, Komander dodges his haymaker and waistlocks. Zay switches, Komander switches back, but Zay grabs the ref! LOW BLOW MULE KICK!! The fans boo as Zay gets away with that one! Abrahantes protests but the ref can’t call what he didn’t see! Zay blows a kiss, before the INVERTED TWIST OF FATE! Cover, Zay wins!

Winner: Isiah Kassidy, by pinfall

Brother Zay didn’t break rules but he did find a loophole to DELETE Komander’s momentum. Will Zay soon have a WONDERFUL ascension to the top of ROH?

 

ROH hears from Bullet Club Gold.

It was backstage at AEW Dynasty this past Sunday that the Bang Bang Gang unified the AEW and ROH World Trios Championships! Jay White says, “Today, our destiny, fulfilling our destiny by building our Dynasty! Y’see, I’m full! I’m full of that feeling when I get to say, I told you so! When I came to AEW, joined forces with The Gunns, I said the Gunns were money! Brought them in along with Juice Robinson, to Bullet Club GOLD. I said I would bring you gold, and boys, we’re running out of space. Because we’ve got gold a plenty, haven’t we, boys? Cuz I’m the mother effin’ Catalyst of Professional Wrestling! I told you so!”

Austin says their backpacks are heavier on the ride home, but that extra weight just reminds him that the Bang Bang Gang runs this Trios ish! Colten says they like to have fun before and after, but during? They don’t take no ish! There’s this saying around here, “Restore the Feeling.” That’s something for the young guys to get on TV, but guess who are never mentioned? The Gunns! Is it because they’ve been in too many main events? Is it because they’ve been tag team world champions? And now they’re AEW & ROH Trios Champions! The Gunns are the best damn team in the world! White is the best singles man in the world!

And tonight, they are the BEST trio in the world!! And if you’re not down with that, they’ve got two words for ya: GUNS UP!! The Bang Bang Gang is firing on all cylinders, but will they be able to shoot down those who take aim at them?

 

Six Man Tag: Top Flight VS The Dark Order!

Speaking of the trios championships, Action Andretti, and the brothers Martin get their shot at the Bang Bang Gang this Saturday! Will Top Flight pick up speed going into that Collision? Or will Evil Uno, John Silver & Alex Reynolds prove they are worthy contenders?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the trios sort out, and Darius Martin starts against Johnny Hungy. The bell rings, the fans rally and the two circle. The fans rally for “JOHNNY HUNGY!” as the two tie up. Darius wrenches, wristlocks, but Silver spins and fireman’s carries for the takeover. Silver has the cording hold but Darius fights up. Silver wrenches but Darius spins, slips around, waistlocks, spins Silver and cravats for the neck wrench. Silver endures, powers up and out, but Darius rolls over the dropdown. Darius sweeps a leg to cover, ONE! Darius turns Silver’s sweep into a cradle, TWO!

Silver gets up but Darius arm-drags him back down. The fans cheer, Darius wrenches Silver and tags Action. Action runs to LEAP FROG ATTACK the arm! Action wrenches Silver, tags Dante, and Dante goes up to AX HANDLE the arm! Dante clamps onto the arm, digs a knuckle into Silver’s ribs, or was it a tickle attack? Tag to Darius and Dante snapmares Silver. Darius runs to basement dropkick! Cover, ONE!! Silver stays in this but Darius stays on him. Tag to Dante, Top Flight reel Silver in but the rest of Dark Order save him from the double suplex! So Action jumps in and Top Flight TRIPLE SUPERKICKS!

The fans fire up while Uno and Reynolds spill back out. Action and Darius aim, DOUBLE PLANCHA but Uno and Reynolds DECK them outta the air! Dante brings Silver up but Silver fights the half nelson to then whip Dante into the ropes! Silver then runs up, Uno & Reynolds join in, TRIPLE DROPKICK! Silver then waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX Dante into a bridging cover, TWO! Silver tags Reynolds and he short arm LARIATS Dante! Cover, TWO! Reynolds brings Dante up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Uno. Uno CHOPS Dante, then snapmares him to stomp him down! The fans rally for Uno as he tautns Action.

Uno goes back for Dante but Dante throws body shots. Uno CLUBS Dante, bumps him off buckles, and tags Reynolds. Silver holds Dante in whiel Reynolds whips Uno for the SPLASH! Uno goes again, but Dante dodges, goes up and over Reynolds, hot tag to Action! The Sight to See rallies on the Dark Order! ELBOW for Uno! BOOT for Silver! ELBOW for Reynolds! Uno kicks low, whips, but Action handsprings to DOUBLE BACK ELBOW! The fans fire up as Action kips up, and he runs in at Reynolds in a corner. UPPERCUT! Uno runs in but the SPLASH is sent into Reynolds! Uno staggers away, Action DECKS Reynolds!

Action aims, slingshot and SPLIT LEG but he has to bail out as Reynolds moves! Action just uses that to roll and PELE Uno! SPANISH FLY on Reynolds! Cover, Silver breaks it! Darius tosses Silver out but Silver ROCKS Darius! Darius drops down but Dante runs in and uses Darius as a step, POETRY IN MOTION! Silver falls, Reynolds dodges Darius to RAM Dante! Dante comes back, Darius helps him get up and over, then Dante helps in the TORNADO DDT! Darius sets Reynolds up for the STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, Uno shoves Dante onto it! Uno then CHOPS Darius down and goes to his corner.

Reynolds crawls over, hot tag to Uno! Uno fires forearms on all of Top Flight! Uno winds up, but Dante JUMP KNEES! Darius mule kicks! Action KICKS, Darius BUZZSAWS! But then Silver & Reynolds drag the Martins out! Uno dodges Action, tells him to STOP, then ROCKS him! The rest of Dark Order get in, Reynolds spins Action before the TRIPLE ROLLING ELBOWS!! Action wobbles, Uno reels him in, and Silver gives Reynolds the BOOST to take out the Martins! PILEDRIVER for Action! Cover, TWO!! Action survives and shocks the Dark Order! Uno cools off, tags Silver in, and Silver tags Reynolds.

The Dark Order surrounds Action and the fans rally up. They stand Action up, hoist him up, and Silver builds speed, but the Martins trip Silver! Darius drags Silver out, Action gets away and Dante baits Uno. Uno runs in, Dante goes up and over to JUMP KNEE Reynolds! GAMANGIRI for Uno, then Action SUPERKICKS! Dante DIVES to take out Silver, Darius steps in to COMPLETE SHOT Uno! Action and Darius have Reynolds for the double pump handle, DOUBLE LIGHTNING SPIRAL! Cover, Top Flight wins!

Winners: Top Flight, by pinfall

Action, Dante & Darius are flying high and heading for Collision, will they take those unified World Trios Championships away from the Bang Bang Gang in the blink of an eye?

 

Backstage interview with Athena & Billie Starkz.

Lexy Nair is with the ROH Women’s World and Women’s Television Champions, and says “Ladies and gentlemen, we are calling an Emergency MEM, a Minion Empowerment Meeting.” The Fallen Goddess asks the Minions why they’re here, and Minion #400,237.75 knows why. This is because of Red Velvet and Queen Aminata. They decided to stick their noses in Athena’s moment. The main event of Battle of the Belts, live on TNT, the first time the Overlord has been on live TV in over a YEAR. And Aminata put her hands on Athena, put Athena on her head, and proved that she is nothing more than “a hot piece of porcelain hussy garbage.”

Billie says not to forget about Red Velvet. Velvet acted all high ‘n’ mighty, but she just forgot Billie hasn’t beat her yet. Lexy says then it seems there is some unfinished business. The champs bring Lexy in for an uncomfortable double side hug, and Athena says “Bestie” is right. There is unfinished business. And since MIT is a nonprofit, they’ll give a “scholarship to the biggest ass-whooping Queen Aminata and Red Velvet have ever seen. Got it?” Athena tells Queenie and “Blue Velvet” to either step up or step out. Challenge issued to the Queen and the Chef, but are the Overlord and her sidekick about to get cooked?

 

Mark Sterling speaks.

“Some people get into professional wrestling because they need to. You haven’t needed anything in your entire life. You have an unlimited amount of resources at your fingertips. Money, culture, knowledge. You wanted to excel at this business, so you got the best training, the best workouts, the best diets, the best gear, the best moves. If it’s not the best, it’s simply not you. But the wisest man doesn’t think he’s the best until he’s surrounded by the best. And now, we all are. You are Ariya Daivari. And you are a Premier Athlete. We are the Premier Athletes.”

The Premier Athletes are here in person.

Sterling talks to his stable and tells them the beginning of phase two was a success. They wanted to assert dominance over ROH, and he would say message sent. However, they were not aware that the message would be sent to ROH World Champion, Mark Briscoe, to Dalton Castle, and half of the ROH men’s locker room. It took SIX men to stand face to face to these three. They’ve got Ariya back and more pissed off than ever. They’ve got National Champion, Josh Woods. And they’ve got Tony Nese in peak, physical performance. Now, they all know The Infantry wasn’t personal. They were just in the line of fire.

The Infantry is just on a long list of people who do not deserve the opportunities. Opportunities that belong to these three physical specimens! Because these are The Premier Athletes. When and where will Sterling’s stable finally break through to that next level?

 

Backstage interview with Griff Garrison & Cole Karter.

Lexy is now with Maria Kanellis’ baby boys and says they haven’t had the best luck as of late. What’s next? Karter isn’t sure. They keep getting opportunities, but they keep failing. Karter recently had a match against Christopher Daniels, and he lost! Griff says Karter thinks that’s bad, but Griff lost his shot at the ROH World Championship. Griff has faced Mark Briscoe twice in his career, and he’s 0-2. Karter’s match wasn’t even for a title! Griff had so much more on the line! Maria then walks in and sees her boys are disappointed. Well, Mama is disappointed, too. They both could’ve done much better in their matches.

But every loss is an opportunity. Griff was in the ring with THIRTEEN TIME ROH World Tag Team Champion, Mark Briscoe! Karter was up against Christopher Daniels, a legend! Maria’s been in the ring with both of those men, and they have so much experience. That is what Griff & Karter gain every time they’re out there. Every single loss is an opportunity. And everyone around here is always jealous of the abs and the looks, and it’s great that they are. But eventually, they’ll be jealous of what these two do in the ring. And eventually, these two will get back her championships, the ROH World Tag Team Championships.

Maria leads the way, but does anyone wanna tell her that that would mean her baby boys going up against her husband, Mike Bennett?

 

ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground Match: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Outrunners!

Speaking of Mike Bennett, he and Matt Taven are still champions after the big assist from Wardlow at Supercard of Honor. But will the Kingdom need their War Machine again real soon? Or will they be able to handle Turbo Floyd & Truth Magnum in 10 minutes or less?

The fans rally up for the Outrunners already while the Code of Honor is upheld Mega Powers style. The teams then sort out, and though Taven is confused, Bennett steps up and starts against Truth. The fans chant “TAVEN SUCKS!” but Taven just eggs the Melvins on. Truth and Bennett tie up, then Truth wrenches to wristlock. Tag to Turbo, he takes the handoff, and he nods as he wrenches and wristlocks. Bennett knees low, flexes on Turbo, then wrenches to an ELBOW BREAKER! Bennett wristlocks, says this is old school wrestling, but Turbo powers up! The fans fire up as Turbo rolls, handsprings, and kips up! Turbo then BOPS Bennett on the head!

The fans cheer, Turbo tags Truth, and Truth wrenches to wristlock. Truth grinds the arm, whips, but Bennett reverses. Taven trips Truth up while Bennett’s all up in the ref’s face! The fans boo and Turbo protests but Bennett dropkicks Truth down! Bennett mocks the old school posing then takes a bow. Tag to Taven, he CHOPS Truth in the corner. Taven CHOPS again, digs his boot in, but the ref counts. Taven lets off to taunt Turbo, and Bennett gets a cheap shot on Truth! Bennett drags Truth up by his hair, the ref sees that and reprimands, but Taven ROCKS Truth. Taven whips, but Turbo trips Truth to actually save him from the crossbody!

Taven tumbles up and out of the ring, Truth gets up to tag Turbo! Truth then runs and Turbo holds ropes up, BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK! Bennett runs up, is sent out, and The Kingdom regroups. The fans fire up for Turbo as he fires up, then PLANCHAS! Down goes The Kingdom and Turbo is all revved up! Turbo gets in the ring, shakes the ropes, then tags in Truth. The Outrunners coordinate, to spin and pose! The fans fire up but The Kingdom CLOBBER The Outrunners from behind! The fans boo but Bennett flexes. Bennett brings Truth up, CHOPS, and now fans chant “BENNETT SUCKS!”

Bennett CHOPS Truth, puts him in the corner, and tags Taven. Bennett feeds Truth to a BOOT, adds the BOSTON BAYONET, then Taven LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Truth is tougher than that, but Taven argues with the ref. The ref defends his count, so Taven brings Truth over to ropes. Taven CHOKES Truth but the fans boo. The ref counts, Taven lets off at 4, and Taven soaks up the heat. Truth sputters but Taven tags Bennett. The Kingdom mugs Truth, then Bennett keeps Truth from Turbo with a snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Truth stays in this but Bennett stays on him with a chinlock and stretch. The fans rally as Truth endures.

Truth is red in the face but he fights to his feet. But Taven BLASTS Turbo! Bennett throws Truth by his hair! Turbo storms in but the ref has to stop him. Turbo is upset but Bennett stands on Truth’s face! Bennett clamps onto Truth with a chinlock and grinds him down with a knee in the back. The fans fire up, we pass five minutes as Truth fights up, but Taven runs at Turbo again! Turbo ROCKS Taven first this time! Truth then hits a BIG back suplex on Bennett! The fans fire up, Turbo is feeling it, and Truth crawls over! Truth staggers ot his feet, hot tag to Turbo! Turbo rallies on The Kingdom with big haymakers!

The fans fire up as Turbo scoops and SLAMS Taven! Then he scoops and SLAMS Bennett! Scoop and SLAM for Taven! Scoop and SLAM for Bennett! The fans fire up and Turbo drops an elbow! And another elbow! And then he winds up, flexes, and JUPM ELBOW DROPS! Taven runs up but Turbo kicks! Turbo reels Taven in, flexes again, and hits a BIG suplex! Turbo points to Truth, Truth tags in, and Truth goes up! FLYING FOREARM on Bennett! The Outrunners hurry to get Bennett up, but Taven ENZIGIRIS Truth to stop Boot Camp, er Vice City, or whatever they were calling it! Bennett shoves Turbo into Truth then rolls Truth up, with tights! The Kingdom wins!

Winners: The Undisputed Kingdom, by pinfall (denies The Outrunners a title opportunity)

Taven grabs the belts to celebrate and Bennett says that was too easy. But then the ref suspects shenanigans! Did Bennett pull tights? Bennett defends his innocence, as does Taven, and the ref drops the issue. Will The Kingdom do anything and everything they have to in order to stay champions?

 

Red Velvet & Queen Aminata speak.

The Chef and The Queen are backstage, and Velvet tells Athena, “There you go again. Stirring up the pot. Oh my gosh, we ruined your moment~! I’m done with you. Billie? You wanna hang with the big girls? You wanna get in big girl business? Then bring it on. Yes, I haven’t forgotten I beat you, twice. And I’ll do it again, and this time, I’m a beat you like your mama never did. You know why? Cuz I don’t roll with minions. I roll with royalty.” Aninata says that’s right. And Athena, oh, they feel so sorry for “ruining” the moment. Actually, Aminata would do it again and again and again. And wanna know why? Because Queen Aminata does not respect Athena as a champion!

Athena has ZERO honor! And no one knows better about honor than The Queen. And Velvet says, “Y’know what, Queen? I’m looking for a fight. Are you looking for a fight?” Aminata is definitely ready for a fight. Velvet says it is time to cook, eat, leave no crumbs, and take out the trash! This dynamic duo is ready to tear down the Forever Champion and her little buddy, will they take the gold right off Athena & Billie?

 

Backstage interview with The Infantry.

Lexy is now with Trish Adora, Carlie Bravo & Captain Shawn Dean, and we’ve seen them get on a roll. How are they continuing the momentum? Carlie is so glad she asked. Have no fear, you know The Infantry is here. Dean says yes, they are here. And there’s been nothing but targets on their backs. They said they’re the most popular team, and people have been after them. Carlie does realize now that they had those OG Ops, then those really big Ops, and last week, there’s Ops they didn’t even know about. But let’s not forget those really old Ops, the- Oh wait, The Outrunners walk in. Turbo & Truth are feeling good. They may not have targets on their backs, but they’ve got some guns!

Wait, wait, wait. Are they wearing brightly colored camo?! Okay, first they take the Infantry’s move, now they’re copying the swag? What’s next? Trying to take Adora and their homes? What the what, son? Dean has Carlie calm down. He’s always got great ideas. He does? Yes, because next week, Daily’s Place in Jacksonville, Florida, they take this to where it all began! Finally, Infantry take The Outrunners to where they belong, and that’s Boot Camp! Hold on, The Outrunners have been using camo since The Cow Palace. Dean has to hold Carlie back on that one! Turbo has a better idea! Outrunners VS Infantry, Daily’s Place, where it all began!!

WHAT!? Didn’t they just- Fine, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! Oh yeah? The Outrunners will do Infantry one better and THEY will accept! Let’s roll out! Copy that! WHAT!? Stop copying them, Outrunners!! But will Dean & Carlie finally get through the delusional duo and make them find their own schtick?

 

Backstage interview with Johnny TV & Taya Valkyrie.

Lexy is with Mr. & Mrs. TV Ready and notes the season finale of Johnny Loves Taya just dropped. How are they feeling? Amazing~! Everyone loves their show, they worked so hard on it for months. Ten episodes, the grand finale, it couldn’t have gone any better. And think about it: awards season! The acceptance speeches, the red carpets, the fashion moments. But in sneaks Aaron Solo. That sounds fun! Though they would’ve won more awards if they had this face on the show. Maybe next season? Johnny says maybe Aaron would’ve been on the show, if he supported it once. He didn’t tweet about it once! All their real friends did.

Uh, Aaron is the Retweet King! Especially those first three episodes. Aaron and Johnny argue but Taya has them calm down. Taya runs the socials for the show, and she can confirm, Aaron did retweet. Oh, well, thanks, bro. Yeah, man! Remember QTV? The handshake? They do the handshake, right down the rocket ship taking off. Aaron says see? They’re bros. Before Johnny Loved Taya, Johnny Loved Solo. Uh… No. Aaron is a loser! TV Ready people do not hang with losers. Remember how his name used to be S O L O W? They took the W away cuz he keeps getting L’s! He’s 0 and THIS CENTURY! Get a win already!

Aaron says fine, if that’s what they want, he will win. And he’ll prove to both of you that Aaron is TV Ready! Aaron heads out, and Taya says it’ scute that he’s so confident. Not that it’ll work out. And they got the last word. Aaron then says “Bye” from offscreen, so Johnny says, “Adios.” Aaron has bet on himself, but will he win out?

 

Triple Threat: Blake Christian VS AR Fox VS The Beast Mortos!

All Heart, The Whole Fox’n Show and the evolved Black Taurus are among the fastest, toughest and hungriest competitors around, and they’re all looking for that golden opportunity. Will Blake be rolling into NJPW’s Best of the Super Juniors tournament? Or will another big name prove they’re a big deal?

The Code of Honor is upheld between Fox and Blake, but not Mortos. The bell rings, Mortos stares down Fox and Blake. Fox runs in to RAM Mortos but bounces off! Blake RAMS Mortos but also bounces off! They both run up, but he runs them over! Fox & Blake both kip up, but Mortos choke grips them both. Mortos shoves Blake away, but Fox flips through the choke slam! Blake & Fox DOUBLE SUPERKICK Mortos down! Mortos bails out, Blake and Fox coordinate, and Fox runs. But then Blake sweeps the legs! Fox ends up on ropes, Blake runs to BASEMENT 619! The fans boo but All Heart also has some brains.

Blake aims from the apron, springboards in and MISSILE DROPKICKS! Fox flounders to a corner, Blake runs in, but Fox puts him on the apron. Blake RAMS into Fox, slingshots, but Fox goes out to then slingshot SENTONS! The fans fire up, Fox suplexes for ANARCHY! Blake bails, Mortos LARIATS Fox down! The fans fire up as Mortos roars, and Mortos drags Fox up. Mortos suplexes, Fox slips free to waistlock but Mortos switches. Mortos shoves, follows, then rolls off Fox’s back! Mortos SOBATS, KNEES, ELBOWS and snapmares, to then NECK TWIST! Then SNAP POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO!

Fox survives that onslaught but Mortos roars again. Mortos drags Fox up, wrenches and grabs a leg, for a SHIN BREAKER! Fox writhes, Mortos gets legs and steps through, and Mortos ties Fox up for a NAVARRO DEATH ROLL! Fox endures the leg lock, but Blake DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS Mortos! The fans fire up and Blake smirks as he runs in at Mortos. Mortos BOOTS Blake, SLING-DOGS, then CRUCIFIX DRIVERS! Blake wobbles, Mortos whips to POP-UP SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! Blake survives but Mortos snarls. Mortos drags Blake up, UPPERCUTS him down, and Blake flounders to a corner.

The fans cheer as Mortos drags Blake back up. Mortos reels Blake in to back suplex, but Blake lands out! Blake dodges in the corner, then whips to ropes. Mortos reverses but Blake handsprings, wheelbarrows, SPLASH 182! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Mortos and Blake stir while Fox returns. The fans rally, Fox and Mortos stand first and Fox throws a haymaker! Blake adds a haymaker, he and Fox pinball Mortos around! They put him in a corner, throw more hands, then Fox goes up to rain down fists! Mortos shoves Fox away so Blake rains down fists. Mortos shoves him away, Fox returns to A-LIST LARIAT!

Mortos slumps down, Blake adds a LOW CROSSBODY! Fox skins the cat to DROPKICK Mortos, and then Fox goes to the apron. The fans fire up as Fox goes up, but Blake ROCKS him first! Blake goes up, brings Fox up, but Mortos adds on! The fans are going nuts already for the SPANISH FLY BOMB!! Cover on Blake, TWO! Cover on Fox, TWO!! Mortos snarls but he drags Fox back up. Mortos trophy lifts Fox, but Fox slips free to BOOT! Mortos tumbles out to the apron, and Blake SPEARS him down! Blake hurries to build speed so he can DIVE! Mortos stays up!? So Fox FLIES! Down goes Mortos and the fans fire up!

Fox puts Mortos in but Blake aims first! Springboard 450 SPLASH! Fox adds the SWANTON BOMB! But then Blake TOSSES Fox to cover Mortos, only for Fox to break it! Fox has had it with Blake being so sneaky, and TOSSES him out! Blake is on the apron, he ROCKS Fox, but Fox stops the slingshot! Fox has Blake in ropes, step-up DRAPING DDT! Roll through, but Mortos reels Fox in! Scoop and MORTOS DRIVER!! Cover, Mortos wins!

Winner: The Beast Mortos, by pinfall

Blake and Fox couldn’t say on the same page, and that allowed the minotaur of lucha to take the win! Will nothing stop The Beast Mortos from stampeding his way to a championship opportunity?


My Thoughts:

A good episode of ROH here at an hour and 38 minutes, but that made for quite a bit of filler. I did like the Six Meaty Men Slapping Meat Tag match of Mogul Embassy VS 1 Called Manders, BEEF and Calvin Tankman, but of course The Embassy won. Good return matches for Johnny and Taya, but I liked their promo with Aaron Solo better. It was a good use of continuity bringing up the failed QTV to pivot into a new story for Johnny TV now that Dalton Castle is moving on. Good promos from Mark Sterling, but a bit redundant again to have him hype up Ariya Daivari, then for him to talk directly to Ariya and the others.

Another confusing thing was the promo from The Infantry and Outrunners. Well, the promo wasn’t confusing, the timing was. Perhaps it was a victim of poor pacing as we’ve seen all over AEW & ROH. But I do appreciate we’re finally seeing these two teams have it out for ROH at Daily’s Place “next week,” aka prerecorded sometime this week. Outrunners had a good match with The Kingdom but of course The Kingdom won. But we’re getting an interesting detail where Maria wants her new boys, Griff & Karter, to go for those ROH World Tag Team Championships while her old boys, Bennett & Taven, still have them. Some sort of Kingdom Civil War angle in the works here?

Really good stuff with Zay winning by going to new lows, and really good Six Man Tag to give Top Flight momentum going into their title match with Bang Bang Gang. Really good promo from Bang Bang Gang and of course White & The Gunns are going to retain. And at least they did just what I was hoping by having a promo from Bullet Club Gold on ROH so that it counts as them being on this show. Just needs to keep happening, maybe with some in-person appearances. Not even matches, just BCG watching other trios fighting it out because they’re scouting, aka foreshadowing, new opponents.

Great main event Triple Threat but also a fast one, Mortos with the big win over Fox and Blake. While there’s something brewing for the ROH World Championship with Mark Briscoe being around Dalton Castle and The Premier Athletes, maybe Mortos can find himself in the world title scene for the next ROH PPV. And then great promos from Athena & Billie as well as Velvet & Aminata. We’re definitely getting a tag team match that will end up earning Velvet a shot at the Women’s TV title and Aminata a shot at the Women’s World title, and those will be awesome matches.

And if either of the champs is losing, I’m actually thinking it’s more Athena losing to Aminata than Billie losing to Velvet. I’ve said it before, Aminata’s proven herself worthy, and if she wasn’t gonna be inaugural Women’s TV Champ, might as well make her the woman that dethrones the undefeated Athena.

My Score: 8.5/10


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