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Mitchell’s NJPW Battle Autumn Results & Report! (10/26/22)

The TV title tournament continues!

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NJPW Battle Autumn

Time for another 15 minutes of fame!

NJPW continues their NJPW World TV Championship Tournament, and Ren Narita has the biggest opportunity of his young career! Will this Young Lion roar against the Stone Pitbull?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Yuto Nakashima & Kosei Fujita VS Aaron Henare & Gideon Grey; Henare & Grey win.
  • Six Man Tag: Alex Zayne, Tiger Mask & David Finlay VS Suzuki-Gun; Zayne, Tiger Mask & Finlay win.
  • Hiroshi Tanahashi & Hikuleo VS EVIL & Dick Togo; Tanahashi & Hikuleo win.
  • Six Man Tag: Suzuki-Gun VS Bullet Club; Bullet Club wins.
  • Master Wato & Togi Makabe VS SANADA & Hiromu Takahashi; Sanada & Hiromu win.
  • Six Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS The United Empire; The United Empire wins.
  • NJPW World Television Championship Tournament, Opening Round: Toru Yano VS Great-O-Khan; Yano wins and advances.
  • NJPW World Television Championship Tournament, Opening Round: Ren Narita VS Tomohiro Ishii; Narita wins and advances.

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NJPW World Television Championship Tournament, Opening Round: Toru Yano VS Great-O-Khan w/ Gideon Grey!

The Producer loves to entertain, and he can do just that if he wins this tournament and the title! Will the YTR Brand  expand into this new division? Or will the Dominator cancel all that here and now?

The Orchestrator, Gideon Grey, gets to give Khan a strong introduction to counteract Yano’s very long one. The fans cheer and chant as this is a cheering allowed event, and the bell rings. Yano rushes over but Khan bails out! Yano dares Khan to get in but Khan pretends he can’t hear him. So Yano unties a buckle pad! Fans cheer, but Khan creeps in and tackles Yano! Khan has a headlock, Yano slips away but Khan gets him down for a mount. Yano moves around, Khan keeps him down, and has a HEAD & ARM TRIANGLE! Yano endures but Khan hooks a leg to make it a cover! TWO!! Yano is still in this but he’s also still in the head & arm!

Khan shifts and hooks the leg again for another cover! TWO!! Khan still has Yano down with the hold! Fans rally but Yano is fading! The ref checks, Khan leans all his weight on Yano, but Yano comes back to life! Yano reaches out for the ROPEBREAK! The fans applaud and Khan lets off slowly. Yano bails out and Khan pursues. Khan taunts Yano, drags him up, and whips him into railing! Yano slumps down and Khan storms up on him. Fans rally, Khan has cameramen move aside, and he whips again. But Yano reverses and pulls the ponytail! Yano grabs tape from under the ring! Yano tapes the ponytail to the railing!

The ring count starts, Yano hurries away at 6 of 20! Khan gets Grey to free him from the railing but we’re at 12 of 20! Khan gets up but Yano throws the pad down on him! Khan is still outside at 15 of 20! Khan flounders up at 17, staggers and slides in at 19! But Yano has the ponytail! The ref reprimands, Yano tells him to shut up! Khan throws body shots but Yano pulls the ponytail! Khan throws more body shots, but Yano still pulls the hair! Khan winds back, Yano ducks, but the haymaker was a feint! Khan gets Yano’s arm, and then uses his ponytail to CHOKE Yano! The ref notices, he reprimands, but Khan lets go at 4.

Yano is on the mat, Khan covers, but the ref says no because of the shenanigans. Fans rally for Yano and Khan is annoyed. Khan drags Yano up, bumps him off the bare buckles, and then CLUBS him! Khan hops up to sit on Yano! Fans applaud the throne! Yano endures as Khan bounces in place. Khan then pulls the arms back for the inverse motorcycle! The ref counts, Khan hops down at 4 and fans rally up again. Khan stands Yano up for Mongolian Chops! And more Mongolian Chops! And then more Mongolian Chops! Cover, TWO! Yano is still in this and fans fire up! Khan drags Yano around by a toehold!

Yano endures, keeps his shoulders off the mat, but Khan drags Yano up to scoop and SLAM! Cover, TWO! Fans rally harder for Yano but Khan mocks the Y T R thumbs. So is it G O K? Khan sits Yano up and tries to make him kiss his boot! Yano throws body shots! Khan knees low, then swings a clothesline, but Yano pulls the ponytail! Khan breaks free, swings but misses, and Yano hits a BELLY2BELLY! Fans fire up for Yano and Yano drags Khan up. Yano whips but Khan reverses! Yano stops himself from hitting bare buckles, then sidesteps to send Khan into them! Roll up, TWO!! Khan survives, he snap suplexes for the PANCAKE! Bridging cover, TWO!

Yano rushes in, M U!! TWO!! Yano hits a fireman’s carry takeover to cover, TWO!! Khan BOOTS Yano down! Fans are thunderous as both men are down! Khan stands and he takes aim, IRON CLAW! Yano breaks free, but Khan blocks the low blow! Khan swings but into a waistlock. Yano avoids Khan’s mule kick and lariat to atomic drop to trip! Yano CATAPULTS Khan into the bare buckles! Yano runs to TACKLE Khan from behind! Cover, TWO!!! Khan survives and Yano can’t believe it! Yano argues with the ref but the count was fair. Khan SPEARS Yano! Both men are down again and fans rally back up!

Yano and Khan rise, and Khan fires up with a big “monster pose” flex! Khan has Yano in the HITSUJIGOROSHI! Khan then scoops for a BACKBREAKER, into the HITSUJIGOROSHI LUNA! Yano endures and fans rally hard as ever, but Khan thrashes Yano around! Khan drags Yano back up, for MARINE! High stack, TWO!!! Yano survives and we’re at 10 minutes left! Khan aims again, and he IRON CLAWS Yano’s face again! Khan drags Yano up, but the lights go out?! Since when was Yano in the House of Torture? The lights come back, and is that THE GREAT MUTA?!?! Yano is down with the ref, and Khan turns around to see the living legend!

Khan shakes his head, he can’t believe what he’s seeing! Khan storms over, and gets GREEN MIST!!! Yano rolls Khan up, and wins!!!

Winner: Toru Yano, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

The Great Muta just helped the Clown Prince?! What in the world?! And then Muta gets in the ring! Fans are thunderous as Yano thanks Muta. But he’s also afraid of Muta as he reaches out. Muta shakes Yano’s hand! Muta then glares at Khan as he writhes with the green mist all over him. Is this Muta’s way of calling out the Dominator?

 

NJPW World Television Championship Tournament, Opening Round: Ren Narita VS Tomohiro Ishii!

The Son of Strong Style has the biggest opportunity in his young career! Could these 15 minutes of fame be all Ren needs to take over the world? Or will the Stone Pitbull stop Ren’s rise before it begins?

Fans duel already between “NA-RI-TA!” and “I-SHI-I!” The bell rings and the two rush each other! They ram shoulders then Ren fires off forearm after forearm! Ishii fires forearms in return! Ren throws more forearms and he backs Ishii down! Ren runs corner to corner but Ishii follows to clothesline! Ishii whips but Ren reverses, then runs in to BOOT! Ishii staggers, Ren runs, and Ren runs Ishii over! Fans fire up and Ren sits Ishii up to KICK! But Ishii stands right up! Ren throws forearms but Ishii leans into them! Ishii backs Ren down then ROCKS him with an uppercut! Ren ROCKS Ishii back with a forearm!

Ren puts Ishii in a corner and stomps away! Ren digs his boots in, Red Shoes counts, but Ren lets off at 4. Fans rally and duel and Ren waits on Ishii. Ishii sits up and Ren gives him toying kicks. Ren eggs Ishii on and even SLAPS him! And slaps! And slaps! Ishii SLAPS, then CHOPS, ROCKS, repeat! Fans fire up as Ishii just keeps hitting Ren over and over! Ren sits down and Red Shoes has Ishii back up. Ishii drags Ren up and CHOPS him again! Ren snarls so Ishii CHOPS again! Ren eggs Ishii on, Ishii CHOPS, repeat! Ishii CHOPS and Ren starts leaning into them! But then Ishii CHOPS him off his feet! Fans rally as Ishii stands Ren up for another CHOP!

Ishii CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS, but Ren growls and stands his ground! The CHOPS keep going, but they’re getting a little high! Red Shoes backs Ishii off and fans are thunderous! Ren stands and he storms up to Ishii to fire a forearm! And another! And another! Ishii CHOPS Ren back to the corner! Ishii whips corner to corner but Ren reverses. Ishii bounces off the buckles, but he runs into an OVERHEAD Belly2Belly! Fans fire up while both men are down! Ren stirs and goes to the corner. Ishii is in the opposite, and Ren wants Ishii to stand. Ren then runs in to back elbow! Ren reels Ishii in, but Ishii fights the suplex.

Ishii shoves Ren to ropes but Ren ducks the lariat to fire off strikes! Ren knees and HALF HATCHES, with a bridge! TWO! Fans fire up as Ren drags Ishii to his feet. Ren reels Ishii in but Ishii suplexes! Ren fights that, and he wrenches the arm! Ishii fights the takedown, avoids the boot, and then waistlocks. Ren standing switches but Ishii switches back. They switch and switch and switch, Ren throws an elbow! Ren hooks Ishii up in a cobra twist! But Ishii fights, so Ren shifts sides! Fans cheer as Ren has the cobra twist on tight! Ishii endures, fans rally, and Ishii pries free to hip toss Ren down!

Ishii drags Ren up but Ren throws an elbow. Ishii ducks that, ducks the haymaker, and reels Ren in, but Ren fights the back suplex to facelock! Ishii wrenches but Ren ROCKS him! Ishii slips around to SAIDO! But Ren is right up!? And he SAIDOS Ishii!! Fans are thunderous as we pass five minutes! Ren covers, TWO, but Ren gets the ARMBAR! Ishii clasps hands and pushes up. Ishii stacks Ren but Ren keeps one shoulder up. Ishii STOMPS away on Ren’s face! Ren lets Ishii go but he’s right back up! Ren KICKS Ishii right in the chest! Fans are thunderous as Ishii drops to his knees! Ren paces around and wants Ishii to get up.

Ishii sits up and Ren KICKS him again! Ren eggs Ishii on and Ishii sits up, for another KICK! Ishii sits up again, Ren KICKS and KICKS, but Ishii starts frowning. Ren KICKS and KICKS but Ishii CHOPS him! Ren staggers to a corner and fans fire up! Ishii snarls while Ren sputters, and Ishii storms over. Ishii drags Ren up, CHOPS him again, and it’s high! Red Shoes reprimands but Ishii CHOPS and CHOPS, still really high! Ren sits down but Ishii stands him up to CHOP again! Ren sputters as he sits back down. Fans rally and duel, “NA-RI-TA!” “I-SHI-I!” Ren sits up and Ishii drags him up. Ishii reels Ren in but Ren avoids the bomb!

Ishii ducks the roundhouse to GERMAN SUPLEX! Ren gets folded up! Ishii waits on him to sit up, then he runs, but into a WHEEL KICK! Both men are down and fans rally again! Ren rises first, he storms over and he drags Ishii up. Ishii SLAPS Ren! Ren SLAPS Ishii! SLAP, SLAP, SLAP! Ishii SLAPS Ren from all sides, but then Ren SLAPS and SLEEPERS!! Ishii reaches out, but he’s fading! Fans rally, Ishii fights up but Ren squeezes tight! Ishii reaches out, takes some steps, but Ren drags him back! Into an IRON OCTOPUS! Ren pulls on Ishii’s arm but Ishii endures, so Ren shifts to a GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!!!

Fans are thunderous as Ren fires up again! Ren drags Ishii up, whips him to ropes, but Ishii BLASTS Ren with a shoulder tackle! Both men are down again and fans rally up! Ishii rises, Ren is in the corner, and Ishii runs in to clothesline! But Ren just gets Ishii with forearms! Ishii gives Ren boxing elbows! Ren spins, into a BIG forearm! Ishii reels Ren in, for a POWERBOMB! High stack, TWO!!! Ren survives and fans are thunderous! Ishii roars, Ren rises, and Ishii runs, but Ren ducks! Ishii blocks a kick but Ren DECKS him with a forearm! Ren fires up, brings the kneepad down, but runs into a LARIAT!

But Ren’s right back up!? Ren fires palm strikes, but Ishii HEADBUTTS then LARIATS Ren down! Fans are thunderous as Ren rises again! Ishii runs, and he LARIATS Ren down again!! Cover, TWO!?!? Ren survives and shocks everyone! Fans are electric as we hit 10 minutes! Ishii fires up as time is running out, and he drags Ren up. Ishii suplexes, but Ren slips free! Ren hits a FLYING ARMBAR TAKEDOWN! Ishii’s arm is caught and he’s flailing! Ishii manages to clasp hands and move, but Ren pries the grip apart! Ishii endures as it’s a MOUNTED ARMBAR! But Ishii’s foot gets the ROPEBREAK!!

Ren is frustrated but the fans are thunderously behind him! We’re at the two minute warning as Ren KICKS and KICKS and KICKS! Ishii swats a kick to HEADBUTT!! Ren falls and Ishii staggers! Ishii sits Ren up, runs, but Ren ducks the sliding lariat to ENZIGURI! And then NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO!! But Ren keeps the wristlocks! He reels Ishii in but Ishii catches Ren! Ren HEADBUTTS and HEADBUTTS, but Ishii ENZIGURIS! Both men are down and the fans are thunderous again at the ONE minute warning! SLIDING LARIAT!! Cover, TWO!!! Ren survives but Ishii roars! Ishii drags Ren up, suplexes, but Ren knees free!

Ren wrenches, blocks a lariat and ROUNDHOUSES! And then BOOTS! Ishii rebounds, into a NORTHERN LIGHTS!! Bridging cover, REN WINS!!!

Winner: Ren Narita, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

The Son of Strong Style shocks the world with just seconds to spare! Ishii falls to the “Narita Special Number 4,” will he have to look for another route to gold?

As for Narita, fans cheer for him as he gets his first chance to talk on the mic! “Beating Ishii and standing here right now, you know what that means? It’s starting. It has started! Things are changing! I will change NJPW! Just watch me! Got that?” “Hai!” “Got that?!” “Hai!!” “GOT THAT?!” “HAI!!” “OSU!!” The changing of the guard could well be on its way, will the Son of Strong Style lead this new generation to the forefront?


My Thoughts:

A great event for Battle Autumn, and I did skip a lot again. But I do think it is interesting that only now does the United Empire beat Los Ingobernables de Japon in Six Man Tag. The math could start swaying their way, but who knows how the final showdown goes. But of course we got some great stuff in the NJPW World TV Championship tournament. Yano VS Khan was solid stuff, but The Great Muta showing up to affect the outcome was the biggest thing from that. Muta is surely calling out Khan for some kind of Wrestle Kingdom showdown, and that is great for Khan. He gets to have a high profile match with a living legend, fans are going to love it.

And we got an awesome main event, with Narita truly coming into his own here. He may still be wearing basic gear but that could be how he likes it, and he’s not just some Young Lion anymore. Ren could be a major player in this next wave of NJPW wrestlers, and of course he’d be in the history books as the inaugural NJPW World TV Champion. That title would be a good start for a young star, and he could use that reign to springboard to the other titles.

My Score: 8.7/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (4/25/24)

Champions need challengers!

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The Queen is coming for her crown!

Athena & Billie Starkz are the top champions in the ROH Women’s Division, but Queen Aminata’s coming after them! Who will she target first?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Isiah Kassidy VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes; Zay wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Top Flight VS The Dark Order; Top Flight wins.
  • Anna Jay VS Allysin Kay; Anna wins.
  • Johnny TV w/ Taya Valkyrie VS Will Austin; Johnny wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The Mogul Embassy VS MANDERS & BEEFTANK; The Embassy wins.
  • Yuka Sakazaki VS Leila Grey; Yuka wins.
  • ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground Match: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Outrunners; The Kingdom wins and denies The Outrunners a title match.
  • Taya Valkyrie w/ Johnny TV VS Laynie Luck; Taya wins.
  • Abadon VS ???
  • Six Man Tag: Lance Archer & The Righteous VS ???
  • Triple Threat: Blake Christian VS AR Fox VS The Beast Mortos; wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Isiah Kassidy VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes!

Brother Zay and the Commander of the Skies are coming down from the high of competing against Rob Van Dam on April 20th, but they’re both ready to get back up. Will Kassidy earn his shot (shot shot) at a championship? Or will the AAA Cruiserweight Champion be aiming for ROH gold?

The Code of Honor is upheld, but Zay has his fingers crossed! Zay trips Komander at the bell, says he’s too smart, then he steps on Komander’s dropdown to say “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” and “SUCK IT!” Komander keeps cool, he and Zay tie up, and Komander headlocks. Zay pulls on the mask, powers up and out to hurdle, but then Komander steps on him! Komander mocks “SHOTS! SHOTS!” Zay runs up, Komander avoids the boot to then wrench, wrench and mule kick a leg! Kmoander steps over, rolls through, then rolls again, to a HALF CRAB! Zay endures, fights around, ROPEBREAK! Komander lets go and Zay stands back up.

The fans rally, Komander runs in but is put on the apron. Zay runs in but into a slingshot BOOT! Zay comes back but Komander goes up and headscissors Zay into buckles. Komander comes back to springboard, wheelbarrow, but Zay HOTSHOTS Komander and then throws him down! The fans boo but Zay says they don’t teach that at school. Just follow Zay and he’ll get your right. Zay then smothers Komander with his towel! The ref reprimands, Zay lets off and Komander sputters to a corner. Zay bumps Komander off buckles, CHOPS him, then stomps Komander down. Zay says “SHOTS! SHOTS!” as he gives stomp after stomp.

The ref counts, Zay lets off at 4 and dusts his shoes off. Zay goes back to scuff Komander, taunt him, but the fans rally up for Komander. Zay scuffs Komander more, eggs him on, but Komander fights up to fire hands! Zay ducks a roundhouse but not the HEEL KICK! Zay leans on ropes, Komander runs in but Zay puts him on the apron. Komander gets up but Zay triangle jump STUNNERS! Komander flops to the floor, Zay scowls and goes out after him. The fans rally, Zay backs Abrahantes off, and the fans boo. Zay goes back for Komander, SMACKS him off barriers, then grabs the chair.

The fans boo, Zay says watch this, it’s about to be an 8K. Zay runs and uses the chair to LAUNCH, into barriers! Komander avoids disaster, puts Zay in the ring, and he hurries to a corner. The fans fire up as Komander springboards, but Zay moves! Komander rolls through, ducks ‘n’ dodges then RANAS! The fans fire up while Zay bails out. Komander builds speed and WRECKS Zay with a dropkick! Then ASAI MOONSAULT and down goes Zay! The fans fire up, Komander drags Zay up and in, then he springboards again, for a SWANTON BOMB! Cover, TWO! Zay stays in this as fans chant “DOS! DOS! DOS!”

Zay goes to the apron, Komander storms up and stands him up. Zay shoves Komander away, goes up the corner, but Komander runs up! Zay anticipates and GAMANGIRIS! Zay goes up to SUPSER SUSNET FLIP, but Komander flips through!! The fans fire up and Zay is shocked! Zay still BOOTS Komander, fires forearms, but Komander bobs ‘n’ weaves to SLAP, UPPERCUT and power up! Zay turns Komander around but gets a SHOTEI! Komander then jumps up top POISON-RANA! The fans fire up again and Komander runs, but into a SPANISH FLY! Cover, TWO! Or as the fans remind us, “DOS! DOS! DOS!”

Zay says Komander’s done wasting his time. Zay whips, Komander reverses but Zay reverses back to scoop, only for Komander to tilt-o-whirl sunset flip! TWO, but Komander tries a side roll sunset, TWO! Zay escapes, Komander dodges his haymaker and waistlocks. Zay switches, Komander switches back, but Zay grabs the ref! LOW BLOW MULE KICK!! The fans boo as Zay gets away with that one! Abrahantes protests but the ref can’t call what he didn’t see! Zay blows a kiss, before the INVERTED TWIST OF FATE! Cover, Zay wins!

Winner: Isiah Kassidy, by pinfall

Brother Zay didn’t break rules but he did find a loophole to DELETE Komander’s momentum. Will Zay soon have a WONDERFUL ascension to the top of ROH?

 

ROH hears from Bullet Club Gold.

It was backstage at AEW Dynasty this past Sunday that the Bang Bang Gang unified the AEW and ROH World Trios Championships! Jay White says, “Today, our destiny, fulfilling our destiny by building our Dynasty! Y’see, I’m full! I’m full of that feeling when I get to say, I told you so! When I came to AEW, joined forces with The Gunns, I said the Gunns were money! Brought them in along with Juice Robinson, to Bullet Club GOLD. I said I would bring you gold, and boys, we’re running out of space. Because we’ve got gold a plenty, haven’t we, boys? Cuz I’m the mother effin’ Catalyst of Professional Wrestling! I told you so!”

Austin says their backpacks are heavier on the ride home, but that extra weight just reminds him that the Bang Bang Gang runs this Trios ish! Colten says they like to have fun before and after, but during? They don’t take no ish! There’s this saying around here, “Restore the Feeling.” That’s something for the young guys to get on TV, but guess who are never mentioned? The Gunns! Is it because they’ve been in too many main events? Is it because they’ve been tag team world champions? And now they’re AEW & ROH Trios Champions! The Gunns are the best damn team in the world! White is the best singles man in the world!

And tonight, they are the BEST trio in the world!! And if you’re not down with that, they’ve got two words for ya: GUNS UP!! The Bang Bang Gang is firing on all cylinders, but will they be able to shoot down those who take aim at them?

 

Six Man Tag: Top Flight VS The Dark Order!

Speaking of the trios championships, Action Andretti, and the brothers Martin get their shot at the Bang Bang Gang this Saturday! Will Top Flight pick up speed going into that Collision? Or will Evil Uno, John Silver & Alex Reynolds prove they are worthy contenders?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the trios sort out, and Darius Martin starts against Johnny Hungy. The bell rings, the fans rally and the two circle. The fans rally for “JOHNNY HUNGY!” as the two tie up. Darius wrenches, wristlocks, but Silver spins and fireman’s carries for the takeover. Silver has the cording hold but Darius fights up. Silver wrenches but Darius spins, slips around, waistlocks, spins Silver and cravats for the neck wrench. Silver endures, powers up and out, but Darius rolls over the dropdown. Darius sweeps a leg to cover, ONE! Darius turns Silver’s sweep into a cradle, TWO!

Silver gets up but Darius arm-drags him back down. The fans cheer, Darius wrenches Silver and tags Action. Action runs to LEAP FROG ATTACK the arm! Action wrenches Silver, tags Dante, and Dante goes up to AX HANDLE the arm! Dante clamps onto the arm, digs a knuckle into Silver’s ribs, or was it a tickle attack? Tag to Darius and Dante snapmares Silver. Darius runs to basement dropkick! Cover, ONE!! Silver stays in this but Darius stays on him. Tag to Dante, Top Flight reel Silver in but the rest of Dark Order save him from the double suplex! So Action jumps in and Top Flight TRIPLE SUPERKICKS!

The fans fire up while Uno and Reynolds spill back out. Action and Darius aim, DOUBLE PLANCHA but Uno and Reynolds DECK them outta the air! Dante brings Silver up but Silver fights the half nelson to then whip Dante into the ropes! Silver then runs up, Uno & Reynolds join in, TRIPLE DROPKICK! Silver then waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX Dante into a bridging cover, TWO! Silver tags Reynolds and he short arm LARIATS Dante! Cover, TWO! Reynolds brings Dante up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Uno. Uno CHOPS Dante, then snapmares him to stomp him down! The fans rally for Uno as he tautns Action.

Uno goes back for Dante but Dante throws body shots. Uno CLUBS Dante, bumps him off buckles, and tags Reynolds. Silver holds Dante in whiel Reynolds whips Uno for the SPLASH! Uno goes again, but Dante dodges, goes up and over Reynolds, hot tag to Action! The Sight to See rallies on the Dark Order! ELBOW for Uno! BOOT for Silver! ELBOW for Reynolds! Uno kicks low, whips, but Action handsprings to DOUBLE BACK ELBOW! The fans fire up as Action kips up, and he runs in at Reynolds in a corner. UPPERCUT! Uno runs in but the SPLASH is sent into Reynolds! Uno staggers away, Action DECKS Reynolds!

Action aims, slingshot and SPLIT LEG but he has to bail out as Reynolds moves! Action just uses that to roll and PELE Uno! SPANISH FLY on Reynolds! Cover, Silver breaks it! Darius tosses Silver out but Silver ROCKS Darius! Darius drops down but Dante runs in and uses Darius as a step, POETRY IN MOTION! Silver falls, Reynolds dodges Darius to RAM Dante! Dante comes back, Darius helps him get up and over, then Dante helps in the TORNADO DDT! Darius sets Reynolds up for the STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, Uno shoves Dante onto it! Uno then CHOPS Darius down and goes to his corner.

Reynolds crawls over, hot tag to Uno! Uno fires forearms on all of Top Flight! Uno winds up, but Dante JUMP KNEES! Darius mule kicks! Action KICKS, Darius BUZZSAWS! But then Silver & Reynolds drag the Martins out! Uno dodges Action, tells him to STOP, then ROCKS him! The rest of Dark Order get in, Reynolds spins Action before the TRIPLE ROLLING ELBOWS!! Action wobbles, Uno reels him in, and Silver gives Reynolds the BOOST to take out the Martins! PILEDRIVER for Action! Cover, TWO!! Action survives and shocks the Dark Order! Uno cools off, tags Silver in, and Silver tags Reynolds.

The Dark Order surrounds Action and the fans rally up. They stand Action up, hoist him up, and Silver builds speed, but the Martins trip Silver! Darius drags Silver out, Action gets away and Dante baits Uno. Uno runs in, Dante goes up and over to JUMP KNEE Reynolds! GAMANGIRI for Uno, then Action SUPERKICKS! Dante DIVES to take out Silver, Darius steps in to COMPLETE SHOT Uno! Action and Darius have Reynolds for the double pump handle, DOUBLE LIGHTNING SPIRAL! Cover, Top Flight wins!

Winners: Top Flight, by pinfall

Action, Dante & Darius are flying high and heading for Collision, will they take those unified World Trios Championships away from the Bang Bang Gang in the blink of an eye?

 

Backstage interview with Athena & Billie Starkz.

Lexy Nair is with the ROH Women’s World and Women’s Television Champions, and says “Ladies and gentlemen, we are calling an Emergency MEM, a Minion Empowerment Meeting.” The Fallen Goddess asks the Minions why they’re here, and Minion #400,237.75 knows why. This is because of Red Velvet and Queen Aminata. They decided to stick their noses in Athena’s moment. The main event of Battle of the Belts, live on TNT, the first time the Overlord has been on live TV in over a YEAR. And Aminata put her hands on Athena, put Athena on her head, and proved that she is nothing more than “a hot piece of porcelain hussy garbage.”

Billie says not to forget about Red Velvet. Velvet acted all high ‘n’ mighty, but she just forgot Billie hasn’t beat her yet. Lexy says then it seems there is some unfinished business. The champs bring Lexy in for an uncomfortable double side hug, and Athena says “Bestie” is right. There is unfinished business. And since MIT is a nonprofit, they’ll give a “scholarship to the biggest ass-whooping Queen Aminata and Red Velvet have ever seen. Got it?” Athena tells Queenie and “Blue Velvet” to either step up or step out. Challenge issued to the Queen and the Chef, but are the Overlord and her sidekick about to get cooked?

 

Mark Sterling speaks.

“Some people get into professional wrestling because they need to. You haven’t needed anything in your entire life. You have an unlimited amount of resources at your fingertips. Money, culture, knowledge. You wanted to excel at this business, so you got the best training, the best workouts, the best diets, the best gear, the best moves. If it’s not the best, it’s simply not you. But the wisest man doesn’t think he’s the best until he’s surrounded by the best. And now, we all are. You are Ariya Daivari. And you are a Premier Athlete. We are the Premier Athletes.”

The Premier Athletes are here in person.

Sterling talks to his stable and tells them the beginning of phase two was a success. They wanted to assert dominance over ROH, and he would say message sent. However, they were not aware that the message would be sent to ROH World Champion, Mark Briscoe, to Dalton Castle, and half of the ROH men’s locker room. It took SIX men to stand face to face to these three. They’ve got Ariya back and more pissed off than ever. They’ve got National Champion, Josh Woods. And they’ve got Tony Nese in peak, physical performance. Now, they all know The Infantry wasn’t personal. They were just in the line of fire.

The Infantry is just on a long list of people who do not deserve the opportunities. Opportunities that belong to these three physical specimens! Because these are The Premier Athletes. When and where will Sterling’s stable finally break through to that next level?

 

Backstage interview with Griff Garrison & Cole Karter.

Lexy is now with Maria Kanellis’ baby boys and says they haven’t had the best luck as of late. What’s next? Karter isn’t sure. They keep getting opportunities, but they keep failing. Karter recently had a match against Christopher Daniels, and he lost! Griff says Karter thinks that’s bad, but Griff lost his shot at the ROH World Championship. Griff has faced Mark Briscoe twice in his career, and he’s 0-2. Karter’s match wasn’t even for a title! Griff had so much more on the line! Maria then walks in and sees her boys are disappointed. Well, Mama is disappointed, too. They both could’ve done much better in their matches.

But every loss is an opportunity. Griff was in the ring with THIRTEEN TIME ROH World Tag Team Champion, Mark Briscoe! Karter was up against Christopher Daniels, a legend! Maria’s been in the ring with both of those men, and they have so much experience. That is what Griff & Karter gain every time they’re out there. Every single loss is an opportunity. And everyone around here is always jealous of the abs and the looks, and it’s great that they are. But eventually, they’ll be jealous of what these two do in the ring. And eventually, these two will get back her championships, the ROH World Tag Team Championships.

Maria leads the way, but does anyone wanna tell her that that would mean her baby boys going up against her husband, Mike Bennett?

 

ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground Match: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Outrunners!

Speaking of Mike Bennett, he and Matt Taven are still champions after the big assist from Wardlow at Supercard of Honor. But will the Kingdom need their War Machine again real soon? Or will they be able to handle Turbo Floyd & Truth Magnum in 10 minutes or less?

The fans rally up for the Outrunners already while the Code of Honor is upheld Mega Powers style. The teams then sort out, and though Taven is confused, Bennett steps up and starts against Truth. The fans chant “TAVEN SUCKS!” but Taven just eggs the Melvins on. Truth and Bennett tie up, then Truth wrenches to wristlock. Tag to Turbo, he takes the handoff, and he nods as he wrenches and wristlocks. Bennett knees low, flexes on Turbo, then wrenches to an ELBOW BREAKER! Bennett wristlocks, says this is old school wrestling, but Turbo powers up! The fans fire up as Turbo rolls, handsprings, and kips up! Turbo then BOPS Bennett on the head!

The fans cheer, Turbo tags Truth, and Truth wrenches to wristlock. Truth grinds the arm, whips, but Bennett reverses. Taven trips Truth up while Bennett’s all up in the ref’s face! The fans boo and Turbo protests but Bennett dropkicks Truth down! Bennett mocks the old school posing then takes a bow. Tag to Taven, he CHOPS Truth in the corner. Taven CHOPS again, digs his boot in, but the ref counts. Taven lets off to taunt Turbo, and Bennett gets a cheap shot on Truth! Bennett drags Truth up by his hair, the ref sees that and reprimands, but Taven ROCKS Truth. Taven whips, but Turbo trips Truth to actually save him from the crossbody!

Taven tumbles up and out of the ring, Truth gets up to tag Turbo! Truth then runs and Turbo holds ropes up, BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK! Bennett runs up, is sent out, and The Kingdom regroups. The fans fire up for Turbo as he fires up, then PLANCHAS! Down goes The Kingdom and Turbo is all revved up! Turbo gets in the ring, shakes the ropes, then tags in Truth. The Outrunners coordinate, to spin and pose! The fans fire up but The Kingdom CLOBBER The Outrunners from behind! The fans boo but Bennett flexes. Bennett brings Truth up, CHOPS, and now fans chant “BENNETT SUCKS!”

Bennett CHOPS Truth, puts him in the corner, and tags Taven. Bennett feeds Truth to a BOOT, adds the BOSTON BAYONET, then Taven LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Truth is tougher than that, but Taven argues with the ref. The ref defends his count, so Taven brings Truth over to ropes. Taven CHOKES Truth but the fans boo. The ref counts, Taven lets off at 4, and Taven soaks up the heat. Truth sputters but Taven tags Bennett. The Kingdom mugs Truth, then Bennett keeps Truth from Turbo with a snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Truth stays in this but Bennett stays on him with a chinlock and stretch. The fans rally as Truth endures.

Truth is red in the face but he fights to his feet. But Taven BLASTS Turbo! Bennett throws Truth by his hair! Turbo storms in but the ref has to stop him. Turbo is upset but Bennett stands on Truth’s face! Bennett clamps onto Truth with a chinlock and grinds him down with a knee in the back. The fans fire up, we pass five minutes as Truth fights up, but Taven runs at Turbo again! Turbo ROCKS Taven first this time! Truth then hits a BIG back suplex on Bennett! The fans fire up, Turbo is feeling it, and Truth crawls over! Truth staggers ot his feet, hot tag to Turbo! Turbo rallies on The Kingdom with big haymakers!

The fans fire up as Turbo scoops and SLAMS Taven! Then he scoops and SLAMS Bennett! Scoop and SLAM for Taven! Scoop and SLAM for Bennett! The fans fire up and Turbo drops an elbow! And another elbow! And then he winds up, flexes, and JUPM ELBOW DROPS! Taven runs up but Turbo kicks! Turbo reels Taven in, flexes again, and hits a BIG suplex! Turbo points to Truth, Truth tags in, and Truth goes up! FLYING FOREARM on Bennett! The Outrunners hurry to get Bennett up, but Taven ENZIGIRIS Truth to stop Boot Camp, er Vice City, or whatever they were calling it! Bennett shoves Turbo into Truth then rolls Truth up, with tights! The Kingdom wins!

Winners: The Undisputed Kingdom, by pinfall (denies The Outrunners a title opportunity)

Taven grabs the belts to celebrate and Bennett says that was too easy. But then the ref suspects shenanigans! Did Bennett pull tights? Bennett defends his innocence, as does Taven, and the ref drops the issue. Will The Kingdom do anything and everything they have to in order to stay champions?

 

Red Velvet & Queen Aminata speak.

The Chef and The Queen are backstage, and Velvet tells Athena, “There you go again. Stirring up the pot. Oh my gosh, we ruined your moment~! I’m done with you. Billie? You wanna hang with the big girls? You wanna get in big girl business? Then bring it on. Yes, I haven’t forgotten I beat you, twice. And I’ll do it again, and this time, I’m a beat you like your mama never did. You know why? Cuz I don’t roll with minions. I roll with royalty.” Aninata says that’s right. And Athena, oh, they feel so sorry for “ruining” the moment. Actually, Aminata would do it again and again and again. And wanna know why? Because Queen Aminata does not respect Athena as a champion!

Athena has ZERO honor! And no one knows better about honor than The Queen. And Velvet says, “Y’know what, Queen? I’m looking for a fight. Are you looking for a fight?” Aminata is definitely ready for a fight. Velvet says it is time to cook, eat, leave no crumbs, and take out the trash! This dynamic duo is ready to tear down the Forever Champion and her little buddy, will they take the gold right off Athena & Billie?

 

 


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