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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (7/15/23)

Who is truly the best?

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Tonight, we crown the 2023 King and Queen of Harts!

AEW stampedes into Calgary with the finals of the Men’s and Women’s Owen Hart Tournaments! Who will raise the cup in sweet victory?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • AEW World Tag Team Championships Best 2 Out of 3 Falls: FTR VS Bullet Club Gold; FTR wins and retains the titles.
  • Women’s Owen Hart Cup Finals: Ruby Soho VS Willow Nightingale; Willow wins and is the 2023 Queen of Harts.
  • Malakai Black & Brody King VS Artemis Spencer & Randy Myers; Malakai & Brody win.
  • Men’s Owen Hart Cup Finals: CM Punk VS Ricky Starks; Starks wins and is the 2023 King of Harts.

PLAY BY PLAY

FTR speaks.

Cash Wheeler tells Bullet Club Gold, “Tonight is your chance for some real gold. Come and get it.” Dax Harwood says, “You’re welcome for your resurgence in relevancy, but it ends tonight in Calgary, Alberta, Canada.” #TopGuysOut.

Bullet Club Gold speaks.

Juice Robinson says, “Tonight is the night. You’re looking at the NEW~ AEW Tag Team Champions!” Jay White says the Bang Bang Gang gets a heaping of gold. Top Guys out, and guns up. But will that really be the case when it is best 2 out of 3 falls?

 

Willow Nightingale speaks.

“Ruby Soho may have hurt me in the past, but tonight, I’m only focused on one thing. And that’s to bring my big hair, big smile, and big fight, so I can walk home and bring back an even bigger trophy.

Ruby Soho speaks.

“Tonight on Collision, I’m gonna reclaim what was rightfully mine the first time, by beating Willow and winning the Owen Hart Foundation tournament.”

 

Ricky Starks speaks.

“Tonight, I’m going to prove why I am Absolute Ricky Starks, and I’m gonna do that against you, CM Punk. You’re looking at the new Owen Hart Tournament winner.”

CM Punk speaks.

“Tonight, Ricky Starks, tie your boots on a little bit tighter because the air up here is a little bit thinner, and the water is a whole hell of a lot deeper. Tonight, we find out if you can sink or swim.” The Best in the World wants to reestablish that fact, but will he do that in the Owen Hart Cup Finals?

 

AEW World Tag Team Championships Best 2 Out of 3 Falls: FTR VS Bullet Club Gold!

Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood have been on the defensive against Jay White & Juice Robinson, especially with that Contender Eliminator match last week. Will Switchblade & Rock Hard do it again not just once but twice to take these titles? Or will FTR stay the top guys in AEW?

The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see what it takes to truly be the best!

BCG talks trash on FTR, the bell rings, and Juice is on his guard. The ref wants the teams to sort out, but the trash talking continues. Cash and Juice start shoving, but they cool off so that Dax and White can start. They circle, fans rally “Too Sweet! WOOP WOOP!” White backs away and bails out, which fans boo. Juice and White regroup, but Cash rushes up! The BCG runs off and fans cheer Cash. White returns, he and Dax tie up. Dax headlocks, White powers out, things speed up and Dax bails out to high five the front row. Cash joins Dax for a chest bump! Dax then returns to the ring and circles with White.

White and Dax feel things out, but then White aims finger guns at Dax. Dax slaps those away, ties up and headlocks, but White powers out. Dax runs White over, keeps moving, and turns back drop into cradle! TWO! Headlock and takeover, and Dax grinds White down. White fights up, reaches out, but Dax keeps him from Juice. White powers out, things speed up again, White drops and drops and hip tosses! Dax gets up but White arm-drags! White has the armlock but Dax fights up. White wrenches, grinds the arm, and tags in Juice. White wrenches again and Juice goes up, but Dax gets away.

Juice hops down and tells Dax that was close. Dax paces, but he tags Cash. Fans fire up as Cash and Juice flex at each other. They tie up, are in a deadlock, but Juice gets a headlock. Juice grinds the hold, Cash rolls free and hits a headlock takeover in return! Juice rolls to a cover, ONE! They stand up, Juice puts Cash in the corner. The ref counts, Juice RAMS into Cash! Juice wrenches, whips corner to corner, but Cash reverses. Cash runs in but into an elbow! Cash makes that a backslide! TWO, and Cash headlocks. Juice powers out, drops down, but then Cash CLOBBERS him! Juice bails out and fans fire up with Cash!

Dax hurries to fetch Juice but White intercepts. Dax leaves Juice alone and Collision goes picture in picture.

White checks on Juice, Juice gets up, and Juice returns with White to the BCG corner. The ring count climbs, though, but White counts along. Juice slides in at 8, but Cash is on him! Cash brings Juice up by his hair, bumps him off buckles, and CHOPS him! And UPPERCUTS him! Juice sits down, Cash stands him back up to HEADBUTT him! Tag to Dax, FTR whips and drop toeholds to drop an elbow! Cash gets out, Dax pushes Juice around then brings him back up. Dax puts Juice in a corner, but Juice avoids the chop to CHOP! Juice talks trash but then runs away! The erf keeps Dax in the ring and Juice laughs at him.

Juice steadies himself, catches his breath, and steps back in. Tag to White and White again circles with Dax. Cash steps in but White DECKS him! White then runs away, and the ref reprimands everyone. White and Dax tie up again, White headlocks, but Dax powers up. White thrashes the hold, hits a takeover, and he grinds Dax into the mat. Dax fights up, throws body shots, and Collision returns to single picture. Dax powers out but White runs him over! Things keep moving, White misses Dax and Dax body shots White in return! Then RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Cover, TWO! Dax keeps cool as fans rally for FTR.

Dax stands White up to scoop and BACKBREAKER! Dax drags White up, whips him to ropes, and catches him for a Cobra Twist! Dax taunts Juice, Juice uses the full length of the tag rope, but he still can’t reach White! Dax holds the ropes to put on leverage! Juice protests, White endures, but Dax gets away with it! Dax gives Juice a taste of his own medicine, but White RAMS Dax into a corner! Dax lets White free, but then whips White to ropes, and CLOBBERS him! Tag to Cash, ASSISTED LEG DROP! Cover, ROPEBREAK! Cash brings White up but White dropkicks the legs out! Hot tag to Juice!

Juice JABS, and JABS, and JABS away on Cash! Then the LEFT HAND O’ GOD! Juice grins at Dax while fans fire up. Juice drags Cash up and headlocks. Juice grinds the hold, hits a takeover, but Cash tries to headscissor. Juice denies that, grinds Cash more, but Cash fights up. Cash powers out, but Juice runs him over! Juice keeps moving, Cash hurdles and drops but Juice turns monkey flip into cover! TWO and Cash has a cover, TWO! Both men stand, Cash gets around, BIG mat return slam! Bridging cover, TWO! Juice switches, Cash switches, Cash O’Conner Rolls into a body scissor, GEDO CLUTCH! TWO!!

Cash trophy lifts Juice! And SLAMS him down! Juice bails out and fans fire up for that shoutout to the Hart family. Tag to Dax and he fetches Juice. Juice CHOPS! And CHOPS! Dax goes into the ring, Juice pursues, but Dax CHOPS! Juice falls over while fans fire up! Dax drags Juice up by his hair, puts him in a corner, and fans fire up as Dax CHOPS again! Dax lets off as the ref counts, but then Dax stands Juice up again. Fans want it again, but Juice dodges! Dax dodges, and CHOPS! Fans fire up as Dax suplexes! And drops a leg! Cover, ONE!! Juice is hanging tough but Dax keeps him down with a chinlock.

Juice endures, fights but Dax grinds him down. Dax squeezes tight but Juice fights back up, to wrench and throw body shots! Juice headlocks but Dax pulls hair! Dax shifts around but Juice throws body shots. Juice headlocks but Dax throws body shots! they go back and forth like this, body shots and headlocks, but then Dax CHOPS! Juice sputters, Dax stays between him and White. Dax brings Juice up again, hits another headlock takeover, and he keeps Juice down. Juice fights up, headlocks back, but Dax powers out, only for Juice to run him over! Things keep moving, Juice turns back drop into a POSTING!

Dax flops back into the ring while Juice catches his breath. White coaches Juice, he drags himself up and rolls, hot tag to White! White storms up on Dax to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP! White CHOPS Dax even as he sits down! And then White stomps a mudhole in! The ref counts, White lets off at 4, and then he goes back to Dax. White drags Dax up, whips him corner to corner but Dax reverses. Dax runs in but the splash hits buckles! DDT! Cash runs in but White spins him around, DDT! Fans fire up, White pushes Dax to the corner, and he runs corner to corner, to UPPERCUT! Fireman’s carry, DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, TWO!!

Dax survives as Cash was half a second late! White drags Dax up, but Dax fights the clinch. Dax throws elbows, but White knees low! Dax CHOPS! Dax runs, but White dodges and returns, LARIATS collide! Dax keeps moving, but White hits a COMPLETE SHOT! White drags Dax up by his tights to deadlift GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, Cash breaks it this time! White shrugs it off, and he wraps Dax in a sleeper. White brings Dax up but Dax fights the suplex to RAM White into buckles! White holds on and he throws Dax into buckles! White CHOPS, Dax CHOPS, and Dax CHOPS again!

White CHOPS again, stomps and CHOPS but Dax CHOPS back! And again! And again! White knees low, CHOPS some more, and Dax goes to a corner. White CHOPS and whips corner to corner. Dax reverses, White dodges, but Dax LARIATS on the return! Fans fire up while both men are down! A standing count starts, both men stir, and fans rally. The count hits 5 of 10, Dax stands first! Dax storms up but White cradles! TWO!! Dax escapes again, but Juice runs in! Dax DECKS Juice but White rolls Dax! TWO!! White whips, Cash tags in and Dax reverses! But Juice stops Big Rig and that sends Dax out!

UPPERCUT to BLADERUNNER!! Cover, BCG scores first!!

FTR: 0; Bullet Club Gold: 1

And that is the big advantage! Fans can’t believe it, but FTR is again on their heels, and Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Juice headlocks Dax. Juice then wrenches an arm, but Dax pulls hair! Dax whips Juice away but Juice runs him over. Things keep moving, but Juice scoops. Dax fights it, and he scoops Juice to SLAM! Cover, TWO! Juice arm-drags and he grinds the cording hold. Fans rally, Dax fights up, but Juice wrenches. Tag to White, they mug Dax, and then White wraps Dax’s arm around ropes to YANK it! The ref reprimands but White keeps after that arm. White lets off with an elbow to Dax, and he whips Dax corner to corner. Dax reverses and then back drops on the rebound!

Fans rally, tag to Cash, and Dax bumps White off Cash’s knees. Cash brings White up, whips him into a corner and runs in, to back elbow! Cash then UPPERCUTS White, mocks the finger guns, and he CHOPS! Cash headlocks to bring White out and LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Cash keeps cool, brings White up and snap suplexes. Cover, TWO! Cash drags White up and suplexes, but White slips free. White waistlocks, Cash switches but White throws elbows. White then hits a BIG ack suplex! Both men crawl, tag to Juice. Juice snapmares Cash and SENTONS! And then another SENTON! Cover, TWO!

Juice keeps Cash down with a rear bearhug but Cash pulls hair. The ref reprimands, Cash lets off and Juice puts on more pressure. Juice then shifts up to have a chinlock, with an arm and leg trapped. Cash endures, fans rally, and Cash fights up. Juice facelocks but Cash powers his way forward! Cash reaches out but Juice pushes him back, so Cash back drops! White tags in to intercept Cash! Fans rally, White rakes Cash’s eyes, and Cash goes to a corner. White digs his boots in, the ref counts, and White lets off at 4. White drags Cash up, turns him, and hits a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!

White keeps between Cash and Dax and pushes Cash to the other corner. White stands on Cash’s ribs at the ropes, lets off as the ref counts, and then puts Cash under the ropes. Tag to Juice before the ROPE GUILLOTINE! Juice then drags Cash out on the apron, DDT to the floor! Juice leaves Cash behind, he wants the count to do this! A match like this, there’s no Champion’s Advantage, so Juice is okay with the easy win. But Cash gets in before 5, so Juice digs his knees in! Juice then hauls Cash up to snap suplex! Cover, ROPEBREAK! Cash survives by a toe, but Juice covers again. ONE, and Cash goes to the ropes.

Tag to White but Cash throws hands. White kicks him down, stomps him, the ref counts and White lets off at 4. White drags Cash up, slaps him around, but Cash swings! White bobs ‘n’ weaves and CHOPS Cash down! White grins and drags Cash around and then bends him back against a knee! Cash endures, fans rally, but White brings Cash around to CLUB him down. Tag to Juice, he brings Cash around and drops another SENTON! Juice howls and fans echo it. Juice mocks Bret Hart, then drops another SENTON, onto knees! Cash saves himself and fans rally up! Cash ghost pins, TWO!

Juice drops an elbow but misses! Cash is on the apron, he DECKS White, ROCKS Juice, repeat! Cash shoulders in, slingshot sunset flips, but White tags in! White claws Cash’s face! The ref reprimands and White lets off. White mocks Cash and Dax, then drags Cash up. White CLUBS Cash, kick shim, and Juice is there to hold Cash up. The ref reprimands, White runs in, but Cash BOOTS White, and HOTSHOTS Juice! Cash ROCKS White, and again! White knees low, fans boo, but Cash leaps! White catches him, throws him back, and knees low again! White then SMACKS Dax! But Cash RANAS White! Hot tags to Dax and Juice!!

Dax jabs away on Juice and DECKS him! And again! And he DECKS White! Dax whips White into the corner, and clotheslines! Dax runs corner to corner to clothesline Juice! And CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP! Dax keeps on giving CHOPS, but White storms up! White ROCKS and CHOPS Dax, whips, but Dax reverses and wrenches to short arm LARIAT! Dax whips, Juice reverses but Dax ducks ‘n’ dodges then slides, to O’Conner Roll! TWO! Dax goes up the corner, to CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Juice is back up but Dax whips. Juice reverses but Dax switches it up. Juice gest around but Dax switches, GERMAN SUPLEX!

Dax holds on, to GERMAN SUPLEX again! Juice denies the hattrick, White runs in, but Dax back drops him up and over Juice! Dax then switches and spins Juice, to suplex, BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO!?!? Juice survives and fans can’t believe it! Fans declare “This is Awesome!” and Dax is feeling it. Dax steps through the legs, but Juice fights it! Juice kicks Dax and then BOOTS him away! Dax hits buckles hard, Juice tags White! White drags Dax up, reels him in, CORNER HALF HATCH! Juice runs in to CANNONBALL! White drags Dax to a cover, TWO!?! Dax survives and Cash is relieved as this match continues!

White huffs and puffs but he locks ‘n’ loads. White drags Dax up, CLUBS him, knees low, then CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Dax snarls as he CHOPS back! And CHOPS again! White knees low, CHOPS again, then SLAPS Dax! Dax grabs White by the throat! White SLAPS Dax, whips, and ELBOWS him at the ropes! Dax bails out, White drags Cash in and Juice goes up top! But Cash resists White’s lift and Dax shoves Juice down! Cash holds White in place for a SUPER SUNSET FLIP! White manages to stay up, but Cash LARIATS him down!! Cover, TWO!?!? White survives and Calgary is in disbelief!

Dax goes to Cash, tags in, and they work on the game plan. Feed to Cash and Cash shouts out Owen, Canadian Rack and crucifix! LAWN DART NECKBREAKER!! Cover, TWO!?!?! HOW?!? White may be a NJPW Grand Slam Champion but how is he doing this?! Fans rally up and Cash drags White up. Cash suplexes and puts White up top, to then CHOP! Tag to Dax, and FTR takes turn giving White CHOPS! White wobbles, Cash goes up the adjacent corner while Dax joins White. Fans fire up for the SUPERPLEX! That’s the Power, here comes the GLORY! NO, White gets his knees up and Cash crash lands!

Juice is up top, he FROG SPLASHES Dax!! White covers, TWO!??!? Dax survives and keeps FTR’s hopes alive! All four men are down and Calgary is thunderous for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” White crawls to his corner, manages to tag Juice, and Juice hobbles in after Dax. Juice headlocks, Dax powers out and Cash tags in. They leap frog, drop down, and then BIG RIG!!! Cover, FTR scores!!

FTR: 1; Bullet Club Gold: 1

Things are all tied up now and fans are thunderous again! It all comes down to this final fall, after the break!

Collision returns again and Cash sends Juice into railing! Dax has White on the apron but White resists the lift. White throws body shots while Cash makes Juice take a seat. Cash headbutts Juice while White ROCKS Dax! Cash CLOBBERS Juice out of the chair as Dax CHOPS! White CHOPS, kicks, but Dax kicks and reels White in! White resists and back drops Dax to the apron! Dax flops down to the floor and White drags himself up, But then Dax gets up and under, but White fights with fists! White RANAS Dax over railing! Fans lose their minds as both men hit the floor hard! Cash, the ref, and the medics hurry over!

The ref needs help, ring staff also hurry over. Cash is worried for Dax, medical checks Dax and White. Dax stands and fans cheer his toughness. Dax stands White up to CHOP! White CHOPS! Dax CHOPS! They brawl and the ref is letting this happen because we need a winner! Dax DECKS White, hauls him up, and snap suplexes to the concrete floor! Dax leaves White behind as fans lose their minds again. Dax refreshes whatever ring count there was, and he goes back after White. The fans hope these teams “FIGHT FOREVER!” but this is only a two hour show with more to come! So FTR haul White up, to DOUBLE SUPLEX him to the floor!

But Juice runs over! Dax ROCKS White, and Cash joins in! They DOUBLE SUPLEX Juice! Fans are thunderous as Dax leaves BCG behind to go into the ring. Cash follows behind and the ring count begins. White & Juice are down at 5 of 10, FTR wants it to go faster! We’re at 7! White flounders up at 8 and Juice helps him get in at 9.9!! Fans cheer as this continues, and White tags Juice. FTR helps each other stand, and same for BCG. Fans fire up again as the teams stare down. They slowly approach, and the fans give it a standing ovation! And then the brawl is on! White with Dax, Cash with Juice, forearms and forearms and knees!

Cash suplexes Juice and himself out to the floor, right as Collision goes picture in picture! Dax and White DECK each other! They crawl to each other, and Dax headbutts! White ROCKS Dax, but Dax ROCKS White. They stand, throw hands, and then Dax CHOPS! White wobbles, Dax staggers but still eggs him on. Dax brings White around but White SLAPS him! Dax SLAPS White! White staggers around, comes back, and CHOPS! Dax staggers, storms back up, and he CHOPS! White drops down but Dax brings him right up to suplex! White slips free to CHOP BLOCK! Dax clutches his leg, White brings him around, to GROUND DRAGON SCREW!

Dax grabs his leg, but White has it again, another GROUND DRAGON SCREW! And then an INVERTED FIGURE FOUR as Collision goes to break!!

Collision returns yet again, and Dax is still in the hold! Dax crawls forward, to the ROPEBREAK! White lets go in frustration and he sees Dax go to a corner. White decide to insult Hart Country by tuning up the band! White wants to be a Hart Break Kid, and Dax stands, but White trips him instead! And then steals the SHARPSHOOTER!! White adds even more insult as he sits deep on the hold! Dax still endures, reaches out, bites his finger to ignore the pain in his legs, but White drags him from the ropes! Fans rally as hard as they can for Dax and he fights forward! ROPEBREAK!! White lets go in frustration!

White storms up on Dax but Dax CHOPS him! Those hands still have power as Dax CHOPS again! Juice rushes in, Dax avoids his cheap shot to DECK him! Dax drags White up, back suplexes him to the top rope, and CHOPS him on the back! Dax looks for Cash but he’s still down and out. Dax goes up after White to bring him up, SUPER BACK SUPLEX!! Both men are down and fans are thunderous again! Fans are thunderous as the standing count begins. Both men are down at 5 of 10, but we’re down to a FIVE MINUTE WARNING! Dax crawls, Cash is back! But Juice YANKS Cash down!

Fans boo but White CHOP BLOCKS Dax! Juice whips Cash into steel steps! White hits a FISHERMAN BACK SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Dax escapes and Juice calls to White. White gets Dax’s arm, calls his shot, and clinches, BLADE- NO, Dax slips free to trip White! Dax steps through, SHARPSHOOTER!! Cash intercepts Juice, and gets him in a SHARPSHOOTER!! Calgary goes nuts for DOUBLE SHARPSHOOTERS!! Juice & White keep each other from giving up, but FTR sits deep! Cash & Dax can’t hold on, they drop out of the holds! BCG survives but they’re not out of this yet.

White calls to Juice, we maybe have three minutes left. White tags Juice and he storms up on Dax. Dax brings his kneepads down to help his knees breathe, but Juice is on him! JUIC EIS- NO, Dax wrenches out, trips Juice, and has the SHARPSHOOTER again!! Juice endures as Dax sits so, so DEEP! JUICE TAPS, FTR wins!!

Winners: FTR, by submission (still AEW World Tag Team Champions)

That was about 58 minutes of instant classic! And in the end, Cash & Dax are still the Top Guys! But they do show BCG won their respect. They offer handshakes, but White & Juice are hesitant. Fans chant “SHAKE THEIR HANDS!” White & Juice SPIT at FTR instead. No respect from Bullet Club Gold, but will FTR let that be to take on their next challenge?

 

AEW takes one last look at this year’s Blood & Guts.

Bryan Danielson says people like The Elite are a cancer that is destroying the world of AEW. Kenny Omega says that whenever they saw the Blackpool Combat Club hurting and bleeding, he felt something. He thought they were all going to be in this battle together. But that was a mistake. Their other mistake was thinking they had the numbers. The BCC always had the numbers. Bryan says The Elite may have created AEW, but now they’re trying to destroy it. Omega says the BCC has taken every opportunity to try and force The Elite out of this company. Moxley says the BCC is NOT afraid of Kota Ibushi! Ibushi ain’t shid to Moxley!

The BCC VS The Elite, Blood & Guts. Ten men enter, but no one walks out of that match the same. What happens in the final battle between these warring factions?

 

Women’s Owen Hart Cup Finals: Ruby Soho VS Willow Nightingale!

At one time, the Runaway and the Babe with the Power were a dynamic duo that looked ready to take over AEW. But when some old friends from you-know-where started coming around, Ruby’s true colors started to show. Will there be No Future where Willow is the Queen of Harts? Or will Ruby be denied the cup and title belt two years in a row?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, Willow shoves Ruby down, and Willow asks where Ruby’s girls are. Ruby gets up, circles with Willow, and they tie up. Ruby kicks low, CLUBS Willow, then ROCKS her! Ruby whips, Willow reverses and Willow scoops, but Ruby tilt-o-whirls; Willow stops that, pops Ruby up, but Ruby slips free. Ruby arm-drags but Willow blocks! Willow whips to run Ruby over! Fans cheer as Willow flexes. Things speed up, Willow hops over the dropdown to then drop down and taunt Ruby. Ruby glares as Willow puts the L on the forehead. Ruby runs in, knees low, but Willow pops her up!

Ruby fights free, stomps a foot, then mule kicks. And front kicks! Willow fights the STO, and snap suplexes! Willow gets Ruby back up, another snap suplex! And then fisherman for the PERFECT PLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Well, not quite perfect then but Willow runs in to back body block! And clothesline! Willow whips the other way and runs in, but Ruby sends her into buckles! Ruby then gets Willow in the ropes, shoutout to Saraya with these knees! Ruby says she’s bringing that trophy home to The Outcasts, then she covers. TWO! Willow is still in this, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Ruby puts Willow on ropes to CHOKE her! The ref counts, Ruby lets off at 4, and Ruby talks trash on the fans. Willow throws elbows and body shots, but Ruby throws Willow by her hair! Ruby stalks Willow, pushes her over and covers, TWO! Ruby clamps onto Willow to put her in a straitjacket. Ruby grinds Willow to the mat, but Willow endures. Ruby talks trash as she thrashes Willow, but Willow fights up. Willow arm-drags free, but Ruby comes back to CLOBBER Willow with an elbow! Cover, TWO! Willow goes to ropes, Ruby storms up behind her and kicks her to the corner. Ruby stomps a mudhole but the ref counts.

Ruby lets off, then comes back, but Willow throws body shots! Willow fireman’s carries, but Ruby slips out to throw her down by her hair again! Cover, TWO! Ruby grows frustrated but she taunts the fans. Ruby stomps Willow’s hands and Willow goes to ropes. Ruby wraps the bad arm around ropes to pull! The ref counts, Ruby lets off and argues with her. Ruby digs her boot in but lets off as the ref counts. Ruby paces, goes corner to corner, and says kiss this a la Storm. Ruby runs in but Willow avoids the hip attack! Ruby hobbles after Willow as Collision returns to single picture, but Willow arm-drags her away!

Ruby rushes up but Willow cartwheels and ENZIGURIS! Fans fire up as Willow runs, dodges Ruby, and comes back to LARIAT! And again! Willow ROCKS Ruby with a forearm, CHOPS her in the corner, and repeat! Fans fire up as Willow go es corner to corner, but Ruby back elbows! Ruby goes up, but Willow denies the Nightshade to bump and OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE! Cover, TWO! Willow keeps her focus and she drags Ruby up to a fireman’s carry. But Ruby sunset flips! Willow sits on it, TWO! Ruby finishes the sunset, TWO! Willow ROCKS Ruby, roars and runs, but Ruby ROCKS her! Ruby runs, but Willow ROCKS her back!

Willow Electric Chair Lifts! But Ruby fights, victory rolls, TWO!! Ruby grows frustrated but she brings Willow back up. Willow shoves Ruby away, to then SPINEBUSTER! Willow has the legs, and she turns Ruby over for a HALF CRAB! Ruby endures, reaches out, crawls forward, and she gets the ROPEBREAK! Willow lets off fast and Ruby grabs for her spray paint! Ruby hides the can under her, Willow drags her up, and the ref sees the skirt is a mess. Ruby gives the can to Willow! The ref snatches the can, Ruby RAKES eyes! NO FUTURE!! Cover, TWO!!! Willow survives and Ruby cannot believe it!

Ruby drags Willow up but she’s dead weight. Ruby leaves her be and goes back for the spray can! Ruby claims loose buckle pad, the ref looks at it, but Willow avoids the spray! To POUNCE!! PERIOD! Willow drags Ruby up and gut wrenches, BABE WITH THE POWERBOMB!! Cover, WILLOW WINS!!

Winner: Willow Nightingale, by pinfall (2023 Queen of Harts)

Confetti flies and Calgary celebrates with Willow! Willow goes up the ramp and to the stage where the cup, belt and bouquet await with Tony Khan! Willow holds the cup up and is all fired up, will this help her springboard to a new stratosphere?

 

AEW shares footage from after last week’s show.

Tony Schiavone waited outside Powerhouse Hobbs’ room, but he caught QT Marshall & Harley Cameron walking up first. Schiavone asks them what happened but QT says he has more to worry about than talking to Schiavone. Everyone goes inside, and QT apologizes to Hobbs. Hobbs knows QT, think about what they’ve been though. There is no way QT would intentionally do something that would cost Hobbs a win. QT was trying to tell Aubrey that she was missing the cover! Hobbs had Starks beat. Since day one, QT’s word is his bond. Does he have to find the biggest and baddest in AEW and knock them out to prove it to Hobbs?

Hobbs stands up, and tells QT that his word is his bond. So then, does that mean Hobbs does want QT to take on the biggest and baddest to make this up to him?

 

Malakai Black & Brody King w/ Julia Hart VS Artemis Spencer & Randy Myers!

The House of Black are still AEW World Trios Champions, but the Kings of the Black Throne look to remind us that they are a force in the AEW Tag Division. Will they destroy those in their way to the AEW World Tag Team Championships?

Collision returns and the teams sort out. Brody starts and ties up with Myers. Brody throws Myers down, stands him up and CHOPS him to his corner! Brody lets “Arty” tag in, and then rushes in! Arty dodges, KICKS, but Brody doesn’t budge. X apologizes, but then Brody tags Malakai. Fans cheer as the Dark Father circles with Arty. Arty kicks, Malakai blocks, but then Arty ducks Malakai’s kick! Arity kicks a leg but Malakai sweeps the leg! Malaki fires off shots, shoves and victory rolls, TWO, into a KNEEBAR! Arty endures, Brody CLOBBERS Myers off the corner! And then SENTONS Arty!

Fans rally las Malakai brings Arty over. Tag to Brody, they mug Arty, and then Brody scoops Arty. Arty fights free, hot tag to Myers! Myers runs in, but Brody hip tosses him! Myers ends up in the corner, fans hoot with Brody and Brody SPLASHES! Tag to Malakai and he brings Myers around, GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, Arty breaks it! Brody TOSSES Arty out, goes out after him, and RAMS him into railing! And then back the other way! Malakai lifts Myers with a foot, but wait! Andrade El Idolo is here! Malakai grins as he stares down the Latino Icon. Refs rush out to stop Andrade, and Malakai still gives Myers BLACK MASS! Cover, The Kings of the Black Throne win!

Winners: Malakai Black & Brody King, by pinfall

Andrade keeps heading down the ramp and refs keep telling him to stop. Malakai holds up the mask, and Andrade is incensed! Andrade storms up but the refs still keep him back. When and where will Andrade have it out with Malakai in order to take the mask back?

 

Men’s Owen Hart Cup Finals: CM Punk VS Ricky Starks!

Best in the World? Absolute? Those are still only nicknames until words are backed up with actions! These two have fought together, but now they must fight each other! Will Punk prove he is the best by putting his name down in history? Or will Starks prove nothing’s better than being the King of Harts?

The fans are already torn just from Punk making his entrance. The bell rings and the two circle. Fans duel as the two tie up. Punk wrenches to a wristlock, but Starks wrenches right back! Punk wrenches again, but so does Starks. Punk wrenches again, Starks wrenches again, and Starks cranks that wristlock. Punk endures, fights up, and slips through to wrench and headlock. Punk hits the takeover but Starks headscissors. Punk kips free, headlocks again and hits another takeover. Starks headscissors again, so Punk kips up and hits another takeover! Starks fights up to his feet, powers out, but Punk runs him over.

Things keep moving, Starks hits the headlock takeover! But now Punk headscissors! Starks moves around, kips free, but not the cleanest. Starks still hits another takeover and fans cheer. Starks shrugs off the headscissors, but Punk rolls him to a cover, TWO! Starks holds on but Punk fights up. Punk powers up and out, things speed up. Punk hurdles but Starks runs him over! Fans fire up as Starks mocks the night-night! Punk backs away and gives Starks credit for that. They reset and circle again, and then tie up. Starks headlocks, Punk powers up and out but Starks blocks a hip toss! But then so does Punk!

Punk and Starks go back and forth on countering hip tosses, and Punk TOSSES Starks up and out! Fans fire up but are torn, and Punk waits on Starks. Punk welcomes Starks in by opening the ropes. Starks asks what the hell was that. Punk says it’s fine, and Starks goes up to the apron. Starks steps in as Collision goes picture in picture.

Punk applauds, he and Starks reset again. They circle, tie up, and Punk wrenches to a wristlock. Punk RAMS shoulders, RAMS Starks again, then whips, but Starks ROCKS Punk! Starks CHOPS Punk, CHOPS him again, and then wrenches to RAM shoulders! Starks YANKS the arm, wrenches and whips Punk hard into buckles! Punk falls back, Starks covers, ONE! Starks keeps cool and he looms over Punk. Fans rally and Starks wrenches Punk again. Starks brings Punk to a corner, climbs up, but Punk ROCKS him first! Punk ROCKET LAUNCHES Starks off the corner! Punk then stalks Starks to the other side.

Punk scoops Starks to BACKBREAKER! Punk keeps on Starks with a backbreaker stretch, and Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Starks is in the corner. Punk runs corner to corner, but Starks moves! Punk hits only buckles! Starks brings Punk up, wrenches and YANKS the arm, then CLUBS it! And CLUBS it again! Starks goes up the corner, and he struts, for OLD SCHOOL! Punk rushes back in but Starks tosses him out! Starks strikes his pose and fans fire up! Punk asks what was that now, and Starks holds the ropes open! Fans fire up as Starks returns the favor, but Punk isn’t as gracious when tables are turned. Fans boo but Punk slides in on his own at 7 of 10. They tie up again and Starks puts Punk in a corner.

Punk fights his way out and they end up in another corner. The ref counts, Punk lets off, and Punk CHOPS! Punk snapmares Starks, then KICKS him in the back! Starks sputters while Punk looms over him. Punk drags Starks up to scoop and SLAM! Punk then goes to a corner, hops up, and fans are torn as he flexes. Punk leaps, AX HANDLE! An ode to Bret, but the fans don’t think so. Punk whips Starks to body shot! And RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Cover, TWO! Fans rally and duel as Punk clamps onto Starks with a chinlock. Starks endures, fights up, and fans rally for “OWEN! OWEN!” Starks stands and throws body shots!

Starks ROCKS Punk, runs, but Punk CALF KICKS him! Fans are torn while Punk catches his breath and waits on Starks. Starks rises, Punk scoops and SLAMS! Punk calls his shot and goes back up the corner. Fans are again torn, but Starks YANKS Punk down! Fans fire up as Starks covers, ONE!! Punk winces, Starks brings him up, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Starks scoops for a BACKBREAKER! A bit of payback for just earlier, and Starks sits Punk up to SLIDING FOREARM him in the back! Starks then goes up the corner, says night-night, and he FLYING STOMPS! Starks drags Punk up, whips him hard into a corner, and Punk drops to his knees. Starks then springboard stomps Punk down, and again, and again! Starks drops a knee on the back! Starks digs his elbows into Punk’s back, then kicks him out of the ring. Starks goes out to the apron, follows Punk, and AX HANDLES him down! Starks puts Punk in the ring, then on the apron. Starks goes up, runs in, GUILLOTINE LEG DROP!

Starks pushes Punk in, a little sore himself. Cover, TWO! Starks may not be the Phenom but he’s got Punk on the defensive. Starks drags Punk up, whips him to ropes, but Punk reverses! Starks KICKS Punk away! Starks runs in, but into a FLAPJACK HOTSHOT! Starks falls over and Punk catches his breath. Punk staggers while Collision returns to single picture. Fans are torn, Punk runs in to SHINING WIZARD in the corner! Starks falls and Punk hobbles away. Starks rises back up, Punk runs back in, but Starks BOOTS him! Starks reels Punk in, TORNADO- NO, Punk denies it! Starks staggers back, into kicks!

Punk brings Starks down, steps over, LA MAGISTROL! TWO, and Starks has a cover, TWO! Punk SOBATS! Starks staggers away, Punk catches his breath again, and he runs back in, SHINING WIZARD! Punk then reels Starks in but Starks gets around, TORNADO DDT! Cover, TWO! Punk survives and Starks grows frustrated. Starks drags Punk to a drop zone and he goes up top! Starks aims, for the MACHO ELBOW! But Punk moves! Punk grins as he drags Starks up, wrenches and hammerlocks, PEPSI TWIST! Cover, TWO!! Starks survives and now Punk is frustrated. Punk rains down fists! The ref reprimands about closed fists, and the fans rally for Starks.

Punk whips Starks to ropes, Starks ducks ‘n’ dodges, DOUBLE CROSSBODIES collide! Both men are down and fans fire up. A standing count begins, Punk and Starks stir at 3 of 10. Punk crawls over to Starks at 5, brings him up, and throws a forearm! Starks throws it back! Punk throws a haymaker, so Starks gives it back! They go back and forth, fans duel, Starks gets the edge and fans love it! Starks fires shot after shot after shot! Starks lets off to bring Punk up, whips him to a corner, but Punk goes up and- NO, Starks stops Punk from boing over! Alabama Lift, but Punk turns that around! PILEDRIVER!!

Both men are down and the fans are thunderous! Punk crawls to a cover, TWO!!! Starks survives but Punk says night-night! Punk drags Starks up, fireman’s carries, but Starks fights free! Starks runs, ducks the roundhouse, and SPEARS!! But Punk flops outta the ring! Fans boo as Punk survives! Starks goes out, drags Punk up, puts him in and takes aim again. Starks runs, and SPEARS into a roll-up! GUILLOTINE!!! Punk has Starks caught!! ROPEBREAK!! Starks’ toe saves him and Punk can’t believe it! Punk lets go in time, and he has a wild look in his eyes. Punk stands Starks up, puts him up top, and climbs up after him.

Punk goes to the very top, SUPER STEINER But Starks makes it a sunset flip! TWO!! Punk sits on it, TWO!! Starks has it again, WITH ROPES! STARKS WINS!!!

Winner: Ricky Starks, by pinfall (2023 King of Harts)

Punk is in disbelief! He could tell something was fishy but the ref missed it! The confetti flies for the Absolute! Does this really mean Starks is the Best in the World? Or will Punk have reason to protest?


My Thoughts:

A great episode here, even with just a few things really focused on. That tag title match was awesome stuff, maybe a few false finishes not needed, but lasting 58 minutes is a feat in and of itself. Great win for FTR and they are definitely facing MJF & Adam Cole in a couple weeks, that Blind Eliminator Tag Tournament has to be going that way. But even then, it feels like FTR will win again, because either MJF & Cole implode during that match, or their double clothesline isn’t good enough as a tag finisher and it is a straight up legit loss. Also good filler squash of Brody & Malakai winning, even with Andrade showing up. But it feels like we aren’t going to get LFI VS House of Black, AEW hasn’t even really confirmed or denied what’s going on with the contracts of Rush and Dralistico.

And of course, great stuff out of the Owen Hart Cup finals. Ruby VS Willow was great, I really appreciate that the Outcasts weren’t ringside so that it was a fair match, and I was really surprised to see Willow won. I’d been saying Willow needs something to make up for not being NJPW Strong Women’s Champion anymore, and I like that AEW is giving her this. Now, the question is, does Willow not face Athena at Death Before Dishonor? Or does she, only to lose? Willow already ended Athena’s win streak, maybe her ending Athena’s reign is too much? Kinda hoping they think different and let Willow have both the honorary Queen of Harts belt and the legit ROH Women’s World title.

Punk VS Starks was also a great main event, and it was great to see both men play off the crowd as well as each other. The real surprise wasn’t that Starks won, but how he won! Holding the ropes is definitely more Heel than Face, but both guys were Faces going into in this match. It was just Calgary’s reception of Punk that made it seem like Punk could’ve been the Heel here. But as we see at the beginning of BOTB, Starks added onto this Heel turn by disrespecting the legendary Jushin Thunder Liger. Maybe turning back into a Heel is what Starks needs so AEW knows how to use him right.

My Score: 8.9/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (4/27/24)

Trent Beretta’s on a Rampage!

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It’s a violent end to a legendary friendship!

Former Best Friends, Trent Beretta & Chuck Taylor, have been through many Parking Lot Brawls, but this is their first time as enemies! Will there be broken bones to go along with the broken hearts?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Parking Lot Brawl: Trent Beretta VS Chuck Taylor; Trent wins.
  • Thunder Rosa VS Deonna Purrazzo; Rosa wins.
  • “Big Bill” Morrissey VS Trevor Blackwell; Bill wins.
  • Katsuyori Shibata & Daniel Garcia VS Shane Taylor Promotions; Shibata & Garcia win.

PLAY BY PLAY

Parking Lot Brawl: Trent Beretta VS Chuck Taylor!

Years of friendship, thrown away, and why? Because #JustTrent had a problem with Freshly Squeezed having more success in AEW than them? Because #JustTrent had a problem with Cassidy as a person? Because #JustTrent turned out to be the selfish one in the relationship? Well, then will #JustTrent get his ass kicked? Or will he take advantage of how Chuckie T. is a Kentucky Gentleman?

Trent stares Chuck down while we hear the crowd of other wrestlers taunting him. Trent takes a swing, but Chuck dodges to fire off hands! The brawl is on, and Chuck gets the edge! Chuck ROCKS Trent, then SMACKS him off a car hood! And then off the car door! Chuck drags Trent up, but Trent RAMS Chuck into the car! And throat chops him just because! Trent gets space, runs back in, but Chuck dodges so Trent hits the passenger door! Chuck gets a trash can lid and he stands Trent up. Trent jumps through the open window but Chuck drags him back out. Trent kicks low, and he gives Chuck a CAR HOOD BACK SUPLEX!

Trent grabs the trash can lid, SMACKS Chuck right in the head and Chuck falls down! The crowd boos but Trent opens a car trunk to bring out a trash can, a dustpan and a baseball bat! Chuck storms up but Trent CHUCKS the trash can into Chuck’s face! Chuck flounders and Trent smirks. Trent SMACKS Chuck with the trash can, CLUBS him around, and Chuck is busted open! The white car has red polka dots on it now, and Trent talks trash, “This is what you wanted?!” Trent runs up, but Chuck POP UP POWERBOMBS Trent onto a car hood! Trent writhes, Chuck staggers around, and Chuck brings Trent around.

Chuck headlocks Trent before he SMACKS him off another car door. Trent goes around the back and then up onto a truck! Chuck follows, and he CLUBS Trent in the chest! But Trent slips under, and he CLAWS Chuck’s bloody face! Trent DECKS Chuck and Chuck falls through drywall sheets! Trent looms over Chuck as he crawls out of the wreckage. Trent stalks Chuck, brings him around and SMACKS him with the trash can lid! Trent hoists Chuck onto a car roof, SMACKS him again, then goes back to the truck. Trent climbs onto the roof of the truck, to FLYING ELBOW from car to car! Cover, TWO!!

Trent is furious, but Chuck is still in this as Rampage goes picture in picture.

Trent fumes, paces around, and goes back to the goodies. He brings out… Is that a screwdriver?! And he JABS Chuck in the head with it!! And then he DIGS it into Chuck’s forehead!! As if he wasn’t already bleeding badly!! Trent leaves Chuck behind, to fetch what looks to be a flat screen TV. Then he brings out a wood door!? Did someone visit Home Depot before coming here? Chuck CHOPS Trent in return then fires haymakers! Trent CLAWS Chuck’s face! Trent grabs that TV and CHUCKS it, only for Chuck to duck it! Rampage returns as TV screen hits windshield! Chuck kicks low to snap suplex Trent through the door!!

The crowd is losing its minds as Trent crawls. Chuck gets Trent’s legs, to CATAPULT him into the truck’s tailgate!! The crowd fires up while Chuck gets a sinister look on his face. Chuck takes a piece of that drywall to SMASH it on Trent! Chuck gets that trash can, he SMACKS Trent with it! Chuck sees the pile of extra goodies nearby, and he uncovers some light tubes! But first, he’ll clean up the mess, he SMACKS Trent with the dust pan! And SMACKS him again and again! And then one more shot with the trash can! Trent writhes, but Chuck drags Trent up. Chuck SMACKS Trent off the tailgate, then clears some space.

Chuck climbs up, but Trent ROCKET LAUNCHES him onto the light tubes!!! The tubes shatter under Chuck’s back! Trent sputters, he’s bloody now, too. Trent puts Chuck against the car hood and stands on him! Trent soaks up the heat, but Chuck TRIPS Trent! Trent writhes, Chuck reels Trent in, Canadian Rack, RAZOR’S EDGE onto a windshield!! Trent writhes while fans chant “HOLY CHUCK!” Chuck covers Trent on the hood, TWO!! Trent survives and hurries around the back of this sedan. Chuck snarls, goes up after Trent, and they meet on the roof. They’re both so bloody as they fire forearms back and forth!

The crowd cheers Chuck and boos Trent, and as the two swing wild, they end up HUGGING! You GOT to give the people what they want, right? They stand, Chuck ROCKS Trent and reels Trent in, but Trent LOW BLOWS!! Trent has Chuck now, PILEDRIVER ON THE CAR ROOF!!! And then, SNAKE BITE!! Trent is choking Chuck out!!! Chuck IS out, Trent wins!!

Winner: Trent Beretta, by submission

The Best Friends tore each other apart, but it is #JustTrent that stands tall in the end. He’s clearly lost the respect of his peers given how the other wrestlers are chanting “You Suck! You Suck!” But wait, Trent isn’t done? He has a monkey wrench!? Cassidy & Kris step forward to say no, this is going too far! Trent says this is all Cassidy’s fault! And SMASH, Trent hits Chuck’s leg with the wrench, and even shatters the glass behind it!! Chuck clutches the already recovering leg, and now Cassidy wants after Trent! Kris stops Cassidy, Trent’s still got the wrench! Trent escapes into the shadows of the arena, what darkness is living in Trent’s heart?

 

Don Callis is watching this.

And he seems to like the sadistic savagery he just witnessed. Trent may not have Best Friends anymore, but could he end up with a whole new family?

 

Backstage interview with Kyle O’Reilly.

Arkady Aura is with #CombatKyle and brings up his impressive showing in Dynamite’s Casino Gauntlet this past Wednesday. But we all want to know, what is next for her? Well, on Saturday, May 11th, AEW is coming to his hometown! Collision in Vancouver, British Columbia! The Rogers Arena, the same building an 11-year-old Kyle saw his first wrestling show ever. And at that show, Kyle told his dad that he was gonna do this one day. Papa O’Reilly said, “Oh yeah, sure you will, kid.” But somehow, Kyle pulled it off. 25 years later, he’s coming back home to do the one thing he’s ever been good at and that’s wrestling.

Kyle is going to take on the best wrestlers this world has to offer, right here in AEW, where the best wrestle. Kyle is ready for a fight, who will take him up on that in two weeks?

 

Thunder Rosa VS Deonna Purrazzo!

La Mera Mera and The Virtuosa could not coexist in the race for the AEW Women’s World Championship, and now they will Rampage against each other! Who will stand tall, ready for another shot at the title?

The bell rings and the fans rally up. Deonna and Rosa step up, talk a little trash, then Deonna pie faces Rosa! Rosa swings but Deonna catches the arm! Rosa avoids the takedown to knee low! They tie up again, go around and around, and Deonna puts Rosa in a corner. The ref counts, Rosa powers her way out but Deonna headlocks. Rosa powers up and out, but Deonna RAMS her! The two stay up, Deonna eggs Rosa on then kicks her low! Deonna whips, Rosa blocks the hip toss, but then Deonna blocks a hip toss! Rosa avoids the lariat to DECK Deonna! Rosa rains down fists but the ref reprimands.

Rosa sits Deonna up, clamps on a COBRA CLUTCH, and she grinds Deonna down. The fans rally but Deonna fights up. Deonna throws hands, then wrenches, but Rosa breaks free. Deonna BOOTS Rosa, then has the arm for the ARMBAR DDT! Deonna dusts herself off as she paces, then she KICKS Rosa’s arm. And KICKS it again! Rosa goes to ropes, Deonna pushes her down and ties her up in Paradise! Rosa is stuck, Deonna soaks up the cheers and jeers, and then runs to DROPKICK Rosa out of Paradise! Deonna stands Rosa up but Rosa ROCKS her first! Deonna stands, Rosa RAMS into her then bumps her off buckles.

Rosa goes up and up to leap, but Deonna blocks the rana and has a BOSTON CRAB! They’re in the ropes, the ref counts, and Deonna lets go. Rosa crawls to the corner, Deonna paces while soaking up the heat. Rosa stands, builds speed, and she WERCKS Deonna with a dropkick! Rosa fires up despite the pain in her back, and she kicks Deonna. Deonna stands, Rosa CHOPS her against the post! And CHOPS her again! Deonna ducks, Rosa chops post! Deonna SUPERKICKS Rosa down, and Rampage goes picture in picture.

Deonna steps on Rosa’s face, steps away, and Rosa staggers up to railing. Deonna storms up but Rosa kicks her low. Rosa then runs Deonna side to side to POST her! But then Deonna RAMS Rosa into apron! And SMACKS her off it! Deonna snarls, brings Rosa around, and she puts Rosa in the ring. Cover, TWO! Deonna clamps onto Rosa to pull her arms in, for a straitjacket stretch! Rosa endures, fights up, but Deonna turns that into a BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO! Rosa is still in this, and she is feeding off the energy of the fans! Rosa stands, and she ELBOWS Deonna! And body shots! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS again!

Rosa has Deonna in a corner to UPPERCUT! Rosa runs corner to corner and back again, but Deonna dodges! Rosa POSTS herself and falls to the apron! Deonna storms back over, brings Rosa up and wraps the bad arm against ropes! The ref counts, Deonna KICKS the ropes as she lets off, and Rosa clutches the elbow. Deonna returns but Rosa RAMS into her! Deonna CLUBS Rosa, has her in a corner, and HEADBUTTS the lower back as Rampage goes to break.

Rampage returns and Deonna runs in, but into an ELBOW! And then a BOOT! Rosa goes up to MISSILE DROPKICK! The fans fire up with Rosa as she rises up! Deonna runs in, Rosa dodges to fire forearm after forearm! Deonna shoves, Rosa ENZIGIRIS! Rosa runs, to SHOTGUN BOOT! Deonna flounders to ropes, Rosa pounds the mat and the fans rally again. Rosa runs side to side to DROPKICK again! Cover, TWO!! Deonna toughs it out while Rosa shakes out her arm. Rosa drags Deonna up, but Deonna SOBATS! Deonna runs to KNEE LIFT and RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Deonna wants the Fujiwara but Rosa rolls free!

Deonna BOTOS Rosa down, covers, TWO! Rosa is still in this and the fans rally up. Deonna is frustrated but she fireman’s carries Rosa. Rosa fires elbows, waistlocks, but Deonna pries the hold open! Deonna waistlocks, Rosa victory rolls and STOMP 182! The fans rally up again and Rosa covers, TWO! Deonna stays in this but Rosa stays on her. Rosa drags Deonna to a drop zone, goes to a corner and climbs. But Deonna rises and catches the leap! FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! Rosa endures, reaches out, pushes Deonna over to get a REAR NAKED CHOKE!! Deonna is in the body scissors but she fights around!

Deonna rises, to BACKPACK SENTON! Deonna is free, the fans fire up, and Deonna brings Rosa back up. Deonna SLAPS Rosa, then reels her in! Gotch Hold, but Rosa jackknife bridges! TWO, Deonna sunset flips, TWO! Prawn hold, TWO! FUJIWARA!! Rosa rolls it to a cradle, ROSA WINS!!

Winner: Thunder Rosa, by pinfall

Deonna thought she had the perfect formula but Rosa says she just beat her at wrestling! But then Deonna CLOBBERS Rosa at the ramp! The fans boo but Deonna drags Rosa up to RAM her into the bleachers! Rosa slumps down, but Deonna digs her boot in! Deonna SLAPS Rosa around, tells the ref to shut up, and she SLAPS Rosa more! So Rosa SLAPS back! They brawl on stage and then out to the ledge of the upper level! The fans fire up as they keep going! Security rushes in, the fans boo, but Deonna flips Rosa off! It seems nothing was settled here, will these two look to go Double or Nothing?

 

Backstage interview with The Undisputed Kingdom.

Arkady Aura is with Roderick Strong, Matt Taven & Mike Bennett as she notes Will Ospreay is the NEW #1 Contender to the AEW International Championship. Taven says hold on, before we get started here, “Not Lexy,” as three guys who care deeply about neck health, and as two guys who nursed someone from the brink of paralysis (aka Roddy), The Kingdom wishes a very speedy recovery to “the world’s greatest boss. TK, stay strong, buddy.” Roddy then shouts that “WILL… Ospreay. Congratulations, you did it! You have signed, sealed and delivered the downfall, demise and destruction of The Aerial Assassin at Double or Nothing.”

Roddy says the world can sing Ospreay’s praises, but none of that matters when you step in the ring with Roddy. Just like all the ones before, Roddy will dismantle Ospreay, he will BREAK Ospreay, and he will make Ospreay fall in front of The Savior of the Backbreaker. Roddy’s confidence is strong, but will Roddy be the one feeling the End of Heartache after taking on the #BillyGOAT?

 

“Big Bill” Morrissey VS Trevor Blackwell!

The human skyscraper says he wants to sit under the Learning Tree, but Chris Jericho’s gonna need a bigger tree if he’s to give guidance to Big Bill. Will Bill prove he is worthy of The Wizard’s sage advice?

The moment Bill is in the ring, he SPLASHES Trevor right in the corner! The bell rings, Bill runs to BOOT Trevor down! Trevor flounders around, Bill runs corner to corner and SPLASHES again! Trevor flops around, Bill wants Jericho to watch this. Bill said he’d show Jericho he is worthy, and we do see Jericho watching backstage, holding the FTW Championship on his shoulder and oddly still wearing a #LionHook shirt… Jericho nods as Bill CLUBS Trevor on the back! Bill then tells Jericho to watch him! Scoop and BIG BOSS SLAM!! Cover, but Bill lets off! Bill wags his finger, he wants Jericho to see more.

Bill brings Trevor up, reels him in, and short arm LARIATS! Cover, but again Bill lets off! Bill is having too much fun at poor Trevor’s expect. Bill says Jericho’s gonna wanna teach him. Bill hoists Trevor up for the SKYSCRAPER CHOKE SLAM!! One foot cover, a very Jericho move, and Bill wins!

Winner: “Big Bill” Morrissey, by pinfall

Trev might want to change his last name to Well-done, because he got roasted. Bill wants Jericho’s guidance, does he even need it when he can do all this?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Rampage!

Rampage won’t be following up Collision next week but it also won’t be back on Friday just yet. For AEW’s return to Canada, Rampage is going to be BACK TO BACK with Dynamite! Get ready for a truly All Elite Wednesday!

 

Katsuyori Shibata & Daniel Garcia VS Shane Taylor Promotions!

The Wrestler said during Collision earlier tonight that he was going to take on Shane Taylor Promotions by himself if he had to, but then the Dragonslayer offered his help. Now they’re both going to take on #TAIGASTYLE and Big Bad Shaney T. himself! Garcia wears basic trunks and boots to match Shibata, will The Wrestlers win out? Or will STP rumble, bad man, rumble?

The moment all four men are in the ring, Shibata CLOBBERS Lee Moriarty and then he and Garcia both go after Shane! The fans fire up as they stomp and kick Shane right out of the ring! Then they go out to keep after him! Shibata whips and BOOTS Shane into railing! Garcia fires off on Lee, then Shibata adds an UPPERCUT! Shibata whips and BOOTS Lee against railing! Garcia stomps Shane, Shibata snap suplexes Lee to the floor! Shibata leaves them behind to go into the ring and sit cross-legged! Garcia sits with him! The fans fire up and the two go out again. The brawling continues but Shane throws heavy hands!

Lee ROCKS Garcia, Shane puts Shibata in, and Shane storms in after Shibata. Lee sends Garcia into railing, but Shibata fires hands on Shane! Shibata KICKS and KICKS, but Shane blocks the boot! Shane JABS Shibata and Shibata falls back! Shane talks trash, the fans boo, but Shane drags Shibata up. Shane HEADBUTTS Shibata, tags Lee, and they mug Shibata. Lee stomps a mudhole in, lets off as the ref counts, but he sneaks mule kicks on Shibata the whole time! Shibata trips Lee, stomps him, but Lee gets up to RAM into Shibata! Lee brings Shibata around, suplexes, but Shibata slips free to waistlock!

Lee elbows free, kicks, but Shibata blocks! Lee KNEES Shibata but Garcia tags in! Shibata BOOTS Lee, Garcia LARIATS! Garcia DROPKICKS Shane, gets around Lee, TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! And then another TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Garcia brings Lee up again but Lee suplexes! Garcia slips free, spins Lee and kicks low, to then TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! The trifecta is complete and the fans fire up! Garcia storms up on Lee, brings him up, and UPPERCUTS! The fans rally for Garcia, he CHOPS Lee to ropes. And CHOPS Lee against ropes! Garcia runs, but Shane trips him! Lee distracts the ref so Shane can DRAPING DDT to the floor!

Shibata protests but Lee mocks him by sitting cross-legged. The ring count climbs, Garcia drags himself up at 3 of 10, slides in at 5, but Lee stomps Garcia at the ropes! Lee drags Garcia up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Shane. Shane pushes Garcia against the buckles, to then CHOP! Garcia seethes and he fires forearm son Shane! The fans fire up, Garcia throws more shots, then leaps, but into Shane’s arms! Shane RAMS Garcia into a corner, then CHOPS! Shane runs up, but Garcia BOOTS! Garcia spins, but Shane ROCKS him first! And URENAGES! And then SPLASHES down! Cover, TWO!

Shane seethes but he keeps Garcia from Shibata, and Rampage goes picture in picture.

Shane mocks Garcia’s dance, drags him up, but Garcia CHOPS! Garcia staggers, but Shane fires body shots in the corner! Shane ROCKS Garcia, tags Lee, and STP mugs Garcia. Garcia flounders to ropes, Lee CHOKES him! The ref counts, Lee steps away, and he stomps Garcia around. Lee wraps an arm around the ropes, then fishhooks Garcia! The ref counts, Lee lets off, and Garcia feeds off the energy of the fans. Lee brings Garcia up but Garcia fires forearm sand CHOPS! Lee gets around, and GERMAN SUPLEXES! Cover, TWO! Garcia stays in this but Lee stays on him with a wrench. Tag to Shane, and Lee hooks Garcia up in a COBRA TWIST, just so Shane can KNEE Garcia down!

Shane has Garcia on ropes, ROCKS him with a forearm, then scoops him for SNAKE EYES! Garcia slumps down in the corner, Shane drags him back up, and TOSSES him out! Shane goes out to then put Garcia against railing. Shane ROCKS Garcia, talks trash on fans, then brings Garcia around to scoop and SLAM him to the floor! Shane talks more trash on the fans, Lee has him cool off, and Shane brings Garcia up again. Shane puts Garcia in, tags Lee, and then Lee clamps on with a top wristlock and stretches Garcia out! Garcia endures, turns to fight the pressure, but Lee CLUBS him down. Lee drags Garcia up, tags Shane, and Shane scoop SLAMS!

Shane runs to SPLASH Garcia again! Rampage returns to single picture, Shane drags Garcia to a drop zone, and he goes up a corner. The fans boo but Shane blows them a kiss. FALLING SPLASH FLOPS as Garcia moves! T he fans fire up, but Lee KICKS him down! Lee hurries back and tags in, then he drags Garcia up. Lee wrenches, wristlocks, but Garcia endures. Lee SNAPS the fingers! The fans boo Lee being so villainous, but he drags Garcia up. Lee bumps Garcia off buckles, Shane holds Garcia up, but Garcia fights free with boots and haymakers and elbows! The fans fire up, Garcia sends Lee into Shane!

Lee hurries to waistlock but Garcia switches, SAIDO! The fans are thunderous as Lee and Garcia crawl! Hot tags to  Shane and Shibata! Shibata BOOTS Shane! Shane roars, Shibata runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges and BOOTS! Shibata whips to BOOT Shane in the corner! Shibata fires forearms, the ref counts, but Lee runs up. Shibata DECKS him! Garcia RAMS Lee into a corner, climbs up, and while Shibata fires forearms on Shane, Garcia rains down fists! Garcia goes all the way to nine, then DOES HIS DANCE! Shibata and Garcia coordinate, DOUBLE HYDRAULIC DROPKICKS! The fans fire up and Garcia stands Shane up. Shibata runs in to BOOT!

Shibata CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS Shane, then CHOPS, CHOPS and JABS! Garcia does his dance while Shibata JABS and CHOPS to the rhythm! The fans are loving this, as now Garcia runs in to KNEE Shane! Shibata & Garcia get Shane up, to DOUBLE SUPLEX!! Cover, ONE?!? Shane has power to spare, but Garcia BOOTS him! Shibata BOOTS him! They go again, but this time Shane DOUBLE SUPLEXES them!! The fans boo but Shane tags in Lee. Lee runs up to clothesline Shibata, and JAB! And CHOP! JAB! CHOP! JAB! CHOP! Shibata just scowls at Lee! Lee says okay, and he fires more JABS and CHOPS!

Shibata steps into the shots, so Lee eggs him on! Shibata ROCKS Lee! Shane runs up, HEADBUTTS, then Lee HALF HATCH SLAMS! Cover, TWO!! Shibata toughs it out and STP grows frustrated. Lee drags Shibata up, kicks then waistlocks, but Shibata fights the lift! Shane storms in, helps Lee put on the full nelson, and Shane promises to knock Shibata out! But Shibata BOOTS Shane first! Garcia jumps on for a SLEEPER! Shibata switches on Lee for a SLEEPER!! The fans fire up as STP start fading out! Shane fires up to RAM Garcia into buckles! But Shibata BOOTS him! And Garcia SAIDOS!! Shibata PENALTY KICKS Lee!! Cover, The Wrestlers win!

Winners: Katsuyori Shibata & Daniel Garcia, by pinfall

Shibata helps Garcia stand up, and Garcia is proud to have won alongside one of his heroes! And with the fans cheering him on, Garcia sets up… to DO HIS DANCE! Will this momentum help Shibata avenge Hook and take that FTW Championship off of Chris Jericho? Or will The Learning Tree have some things to teach Shibata?


My Thoughts:

A great Rampage here, though I was oddly more excited when I thought it was just Deonna VS Rosa and the Parking Lot Brawl. But even so, at least Bill squashing a dude was used in story. He was showing off, he’ll surely have Jericho’s blessing if he helps defeat Shibata on Dynamite, but a part of me almost wants this to be all a trap. Bill was teammates with Ricky Starks in a feud against Jericho, and if Jericho is being obliviously arrogant then maybe Bill is using that against Jericho, too. But either way, let’s just hope this story helps Bill get going rather than slow him down like the #JerichoVortex has always done.

The Parking Lot Brawl was moving maybe a bit fast for me, especially with how there were some obvious spots already set up when they arrived, such as the drywall draped across the truck bed. But they surely got bloody, and in the end, Trent won out because he was willing to sink to the lowest low. And then they’ve written Chuck off again with that monkey wrench to the shin, so Cassidy VS Trent is definitely a Double or Nothing match. And something is just telling me that if Kris is gonna turn out to be the villain in the Willow Nightingale story, she’s probably gonna screw Cassidy over to help Trent, too.

Really good match from Deonna VS Rosa, and with Rosa getting a quick pin then that brawl, we’re clearly getting more out of them. Good promo from Kyle O’Reilly to hype AEW’s newest Canada tour, and good promo from The Kingdom to tie in their old Neck Health Awareness gag to the Tony Khan piledriver angle. Roddy calling out Ospreay, I would definitely think Ospreay wins the title at Double or Nothing. And really good tag main event from Shibata & Garcia VS Shane Taylor Promotions. STP keeps getting great showings even in losing, but Lee took the loss here to keep Shane himself strong. Great win for Shibata but this just adds to the go-home math where Jericho retains the FTW Championship on Dynamite.

My Score: 8.7/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (4/27/24)

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Guns up for all the Jacksonville Gold Members!

Another three hour block of All Elite Wrestling starts with a Collision! But will the Bang Bang Gang still be the best three man unit ever? Or will Top Flight go from the coldest to the goldest trio in the game?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Unified AEW & ROH World Trios Championships: Bullet Club Gold VS Top Flight; Bullet Club Gold wins and retains the titles.
  • Rey Fenix w/ Alex Abrahantes VS The Beast Mortos; Fenix wins.
  • Rush VS Martin Stone; Rush wins.
  • Toni Storm w/ Mariah May & Luther VS Anna Jay; Storm wins.
  • The Acclaimed VS Grizzled Young Veterans; The Acclaimed win.
  • AEW World Championship: Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS Claudio Castagnoli; Swerve wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

Swerve Strickland is here!

Prince Nana again leads the way as the NEW AEW World Champion makes his way out here. The Realest opened Dynamite with a win, but he walks back out to Daily’s Place to stand in the ring to finally acknowledge his victory at Dynasty. Nana says, “Ladies and gentlemen, the man standing in front of you today is the Boss of Bosses! The man standing in front of you today is the Anointed One in Professional Wrestling! The man standing in front of you is one hell of a wrestler. And he’s none other than the AEW World Heavyweight Champion, Swerve Strickland!” The fans cheer and chant, “Thank You, Swerve!”

Swerve says what a week we’ve had here in AEW! Let’s run it down: a NEW TBS Champion in Willow Nightingale; by the grace of God, Adam Cole can walk; Adam Copeland got misted in the face by The House of Black; Will Ospreay and Bryan Danielson tore the house down; and then… Jack Perry returned. The fans boo but Swerve says Jack’s back in AEW, and he struck Tony Khan, the founder of AEW, who put his faith in Swerve. On top of that, The EVPs, the Young Bucks are again the AEW World Tag Team Champions, and they hit Tony Khan with the whatever it is driver, and now TK is in a neck brace and who knows when we’ll see him in healthy condition.

Now, Swerve will be the first to tell everyone, he’s done some horrible things. Once, twice, three, four times. But something about four elite athletes beating down a non-fighter in TK, that sounds like a b*tch move to him. The fans echo “B*TCH MOVE!” but Swerve wants to get to business. The most important thing that happened this week is Swerve went into Dynasty and he made history by dethroning Samoa Joe and becoming the NEW AEW World Champion! Now, a pet peeve of his is those going around calling themselves “Best in the World.” But make no mistake, the Best in the World is the one holding this title right here!

Last week, it was Samoa Joe. This week, it’s Swerve, baby. And Swerve got here by fighting, but also by making sacrifices. Swerve says the night he won this title, he went to his daughter. She said, “Dad, I love you, I’m so proud of you. But I feel like I just don’t know you.” That hit Swerve to his core. His relationship with his children is everything. But he’s missed birthdays, holidays, basketball games, dance recitals, Father-Daughter dances, and he can’t make up for lost time. But what he can do is set the example and blaze a trail, to make sure this was all worth it. The fans cheer that!

Swerve continues by saying AEW has set people in front of him and he’s knocked them all down! Kyle Fletcher was just one. Now, how about an Open Challenge for the AEW World Championship? But only to someone who really wants to fight! So how about it, Jacksonville? We’re entering a new era in AEW, the Dynasty Era! And the elite of that era is whose house? “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” But then here comes Claudio Castagnoli! The Swiss Superman is in a suit, not his gear, but he does get in the ring. Claudio circles Swerve, then takes the mic and holds up a finger. The fans still chant, but Claudio says, “You’re on.”

Swerve says see you later tonight then, in whose house? But then Claudio snatches the mic again! “It’s gonna be mine.” The fans are intrigued but Claudio is looking to end Swerve’s Dynasty the same week it started! Will the Swiss Superman bring even more gold to the Blackpool Combat Club?

 

Tony Khan has a medical update.

He is feeling grateful and blessed that he can still walk, talk and work, as was seen during the NFL Draft with Tony Khan alongside his father, Shahid, in the Jacksonville Jaguars war room. However, the doctors have advised TK not to travel, so he will be monitoring AEW Dynamite in Winnipeg remotely. Will that mean The EVPs will be in control of things in person this Wednesday…?

 

Unified AEW & ROH World Trios Championships: Bullet Club Gold VS Top Flight!

When it comes to Six Man Tags, the Bang Bang Gang runs this! But while they have six belts for the three of them, will that only weigh them all down against one of the fastest moving and fastest rising teams? Or will Jay White & The Gunns shoot Action, Darius & Dante outta the sky?

The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see who holds all the trios gold!

The trios sort out, White starts against Dante and the two talk a little trash over how the Casino Gauntlet went on Wednesday. The fans rally for Angel Dorado as he ties up with the Switchblade, but White headlocks. Dante powers up and out, but White runs him over! White bumps Dante off buckles, but Dante dodges to fire off forearms! White knees low, bumps Dante off buckles again, but Dante dodges to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP again! Dante whips corner to corner, White reverses, but Dante BOOTS back! Dante runs up to CHOP! And CHOP! White swings, Dante ducks to KICK, KICK and KICK!

White blocks a kick to DRAGON SCREW the leg! Dante writhes, White drags him up, and White CHOPS Dante to the corner. White CHOPS again, brings Dante over and tags in Colten. They mug Dante, then Colten sucker punches Action! Colten tags Austin, they whip Dante to body shot, knee lift, and LARIAT! Cover, TWO! The fans taunt the “ASS~ BOYS!” but Austin drags Dante up. Austin bumps Dante off buckles, tags White, and White RAMS into Dante again and again! White hushes everyone, to CHOP! Dante sits down, Colten tags in, and Colten drags Dante up to suplex high and hard! Cover, TWO!

Colten keeps Dante from his team, then tags Austin. The Gunns mug Dante, then Austin whips. Dante holds ropes, BOOTS Austin, then DECKS Colten! But White trips Dante up! The fans boo but Dante dodges White to slide in, dodge Austin, and Darius sneaks a tag! Dante ducks Austin to DIVE onto White! Darius rallies on the Gunns, then fires off hands! Darius whips, Action reverses, but Darius atomic drops! Darius then BULLDOG HOTSHOTS Austin, GAMANGIRIS, and the fans fire up! Action jumps in, Darius kicks Colten away, then he holds ropes down so Action can FLY! Down goes Colten! STEP-IN FLATLINER on Austin! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally, Darius builds speed, and Darius slides, but Austin dodges! White CLOBBERS Darius! White drags Darius up for an APRON GOURD BUSTER! The fans are torn but Collision goes picture in picture.

White slides in to cover Darius, TWO! White is annoyed but he scuffs Darius then stands on him. The ref reprimands, but White drags Darius up. Darius fires body shots but White CLUBS him down. Cover, TWO! Tag to Colten, and BCG mugs Darius. Colten brings Darius around to bump him off buckles, then stomp and DECK him! Colten soaks up the heat, digs his boot into Darius, but lets off as the ref counts. Tag to White, and he drags Darius up to JAB! And JAB! And CHOP! White brings Darius around to TOSS back out! White then goes out to fetch Darius, the Gunns and Top Flight keeping each other at bay.

White SMACKS Darius off the apron, then the Gunns hop into the crowd to start up a “Too Sweet!” chant. White CHOPS Darius, and now the Gunns start a “One More Time!” chant! White refreshes the ring count first, argues with the ref, and that allows the Gunns to mug Darius! The Gunns get away with that while the ref is busy with White and Dante, but then Darius fires hands on the Gunns! Darius slides into the ring, White anchors him on the outside, and Collision returns to single picture. Darius BOOTS White into railing, hurries for his corner, but The Gunns YANK Dante and Action down! The fans boo but White clamps onto Darius.

White mockingly holds Darius’ hand out to no one, then stands him up to CHOP! White brings Darius around, taunts Action, then CHOPS! White wrenches, but Darius ROCKS White! And ROCKS him again! White CHOPS Darius but Darius PELES! Both men are down, White tags Colten! Colten tags Austin, they get in Darius’ way, then double whip him to the corner. Austin sends Colten in but Darius dodges, Colten hits buckles! Austin runs up, but Darius goes up and over and handsprings to hot tag Action! Action rallies on the Gunns, BLASTS White for good measure, then keeps going! The fans fire up for Action as he whips Austin.

Austin reverses, Action handsprings, DOUBLE BACK ELBOW for the Gunns! Action kips up, then he runs in at Austin! UPPERCUT in the corner! Colten runs in, but is sent into Austin! Action DECKS Austin, goes up and SPLIT-LEG, but rolls through as Austin moves so he can PELE Colten! Then SPANISH FLY for Austin! Cover, TWO! Austin survives but Action rallies the fans. Colten and White get Austin outta there, but Dante FLIES onto them all!! The fans are thunderous as Austin flounders back up. Dante whips, Austin reverses, but Darius helps Dante go up and over! Dante then helps Darius TORNADO TAG!

Darius drags Austin into place for Action’s STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, TWO!! Austin survives the onslaught, White and Colten drag Darius & Dante out! The Martins are sent into railing, but Action WRECKS White & Colten with a dropkick! Action goes up, but Colten distracts the ref! That lets White trip Action up! Action lands on his landing strip, and then White tags in! White says it’s done, he drags Action down, but Dante flies in! White catches Dante for an URENAGE! Darius runs up, arm-drags free of the Urenage, but turns around into a 3:10 TO YUMA! White goes back for Action, SNAL SLEEPER SUPLEX, but Action lands through!

Action BOOTS White, SUPERKICKS, then goes from a corner to SHOTGUN! White hits buckles, ends up in a drop zone, and Action goes to the apron! Action springboards, White gets away! Action ducks ‘n’ dodges but handsprings into BLADERUNNER!! Cover, BCG wins!

Winners: Bullet Club Gold, by pinfall (still Unified World Trios Champions)

The six shooter still had one in the chamber, and that’s the first defense for the Bang Bang Gang! Will they continue to prove they’re the best three man team in the game today?

 

The House of Black speaks.

Brody King says they told Adam Copeland what was coming, and the match at Dynasty went exactly how they said. And what’s interesting is, Brody now has two wins over the TNT Champion. They remind Adam of his own #CopeOpen, and The House accepts. But who knows? It might be Brody, it might be Malakai, it might be Buddy. On May 1st in Winnipeg, Edge finds out when the world finds out.

 

Rey Fenix w/ Alex Abrahantes VS The Beast Mortos!

Finally, the Immortal Firebird is back in action! But what an opponent to face as the minotaur of lucha has now evolved into something even more menacing! Will Fenix be able to fly like never before? Or will Mortos make him crash and burn?

The bell rings and the fans rally behind Fenix. Fenix and Mortos tie up, Mortos shoves Fenix, then powers him to a corner. Mortos CHOPS, then swings, but Fenix dodges to CHOP back! And CHOP again! And CHOP again! Fenix fires off CHOPS but Mortos just snarls. Mortos TOSSES Fenix to the corner, CHOPS and CHOPS and ROCKS Fenix with a right! The fans rally for Fenix as Mortos whips, but Fenix reverses. Mortos reverses back but Fenix springboards to CROSSBODY, into Mortos’ arms! Mortos swings Fenix, Fenix slips free and shoves, but Mortos rolls off Fenix’s back! Fenix dodges Mortos, Tiger Feints, but Mortos rolls to avoid the kick!

Mortos runs in but Fenix pops him up! Mortos rebounds, and then SNAP POWERSLAMS! The fans fire up for this “LUCHA! LUCHA!” exchange, and Fenix bails out. Mortos builds speed to TORNILLO! Down goes Fenix and Mortos roars! Mortos drags Fenix up, UPPERCUTS him, then puts him in the ring. Mortos stalks Fenix to a corner, then stands him up. Mortos clotheslines, and then whips. Mortos runs in to clothesline again! Mortos fires up, runs up, but into a SOBAT! Fenix SOBATS again, KICKS, then runs up, but into a BOOT! And SLING-DOG! Fenix gets spiked but staggers to his feet, only for Mortos to ROLLING CRUCIFIX DRIVER!

Fenix staggers back up, into a DISCUS LARIAT! Cover, TWO!! Fenix survives that onslaught but Mortos roars! Abrahantes says animo, but Mortos grabs legs. Mortos DDTS a foot! Fenix writhes, but Mortos steps over for a toehold. Fenix kicks with his good leg, gets free, and runs up. but into a SHIN BREAKER! Mortos ties the legs up again, for a NAVARRO DEATH ROLL! Fenix endures as he’s now in the TRAILER HITCH! Mortos puts the pressure on Fenix, but he endures, crawls, reaches out, but Mortos thrashes! They roll, and end up in the ROPEBREAK! Mortos lets Fenix go and Fenix bails out.

The fans rally for Fenix but Mortos goes out after him. Mortos stands Fenix up to SLAP him back down! Mortos drags Fenix up to tear at the mask! The ref reprimands, Mortos lets off and refreshes the ring count. Fenix staggers, Mortos brings him around, and Mortos POSTS Fenix! Fenix staggers, Mortos snarls at Abrahantes, then Mortos SLASH Fenix again! Mortos puts Fenix in and covers, TWO! So Mortos goes back to the mask! The ref reprimands and fans boo but Mortos still pulls at the eye hole! The ref argues with Mortos, and Fenix gets up. Fenix throws a feeble forearm, Mortos DECKS him again!

Mortos again tears at the mask! The fans rally for Fenix but Mortos brings him around, stomps him down, then has the bad leg around ropes. Mortos runs, but Fenix is up, so Mortos CLOBBERS him! Mortos soaks up the heat while Collision goes picture in picture.

Mortos stands on Fenix’s head! The ref reprimands, Mortos steps away, then Mortos puts Fenix in the ropes. Mortos again pulls at the mask! The ref reprimands, Mortos lets off and soaks up the heat. Fenix flounders to the ramp, then the steps, but Mortos pursues. Mortos brings Fenix up for a FACEBUSTER on the steel! Mortos snarls as he looms over Fenix. Fenix stands, but Mortos winds up to SLAP him down again! Fenix flops against railing, but Mortos tears at the mask’s eye hole! The fans boo and Fenix gets away, but Mortos SLAPS him back down! Mortos puts Fenix in, scares Abrahantes off again, then storms into the ring. Mortos stomps Fenix around, and Collision goes to break.

Collision returns, Mortos fireman’s carries, but Fenix fights free! The fans fire up as Fenix fires elbows, but Mortos HEADBUTTS him! Mortos runs, but into a BOOT! Fenix dodges, CHOPS, then goes up and up, but Mortos SLAPS him! Fenix uses that to get the RANA! Fenix then ducks ‘n’ dodges, Tiger Feint REWIND! Mortos falls, Fenix crawls to the cover, ONE?!? Mortos has more power than Fenix expected but the fans rally as hard as they can! Fenix winds up to BUZZSAW! But Mortos just shakes it off?! Fenix SUPERKICKS! Mortos stands, into another SUPERKICK! Fenix then gets around, reels Mortos in, but Mortos is so big!

Fenix tries to suplex, manages to pick Mortos up, and flips him into a GUTBUSTER! Both men fall, Fenix crawls to the cover, TWO! Mortos is still in this but Fenix keeps his cool. The fans rally up again, and Mortos crawls. Fenix aims from a corner, runs up, and pops up to KICK Mortos! Fenix keeps moving, SPRINGBOARD- HEADBUTT!! Mortos takes Fenix out of the sky and the fans are thunderous for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” A standing count starts, the two slowly rise, and Fenix uses ropes to get up at 6 of 10. Mortos stands at 7, roars, and runs up, but Fenix dodge! Mortos’ knee hits buckles and he tumbles up and out!

Fenix goes up a corner, the fans fire up, and Fenix SUPER TORNILLOS! Direct hit and down goes Mortos! Fenix stands, the fans are thunderous again, and Fenix drags Mortos into the ring. Fenix says animo and he high-fives some fans. Fenix goes to a corner, springboards in, and leaps, but into Mortos’ arms! Fenix fights free, scoops, but Mortos turns that right around! LUNG BLOWER! Mortos isn’t done there, he whips Fenix to scoop and torture rack, right into a WIDOW’S PEAK!! Cover, TWO?!? Fenix survives and Abrahantes is all fired up! The fans rally up again, too, but Mortos roars as he looms over Fenix!

Mortos sits Fenix up, runs, but Fenix kips up to SUPERKICK! SUPERKICK! And then SUPERKICK! Mortos is still on his feet so Fenix goes up and up and tightrope PENALTY KICKS! Mortos staggers, into another SUPERKICK! Fenix goes back to the corner and goes back up! The fans fire up for the FROG SPLASH!! Cover, TWO?!?! Mortos survives and shocks everyone! Fenix hurries to a corner, he runs up at Mortos to somersault, but Mortos catches him! Mortos pops Fenix up but Fenix victory rolls through that, and WINS!!

Winner: Rey Fenix, by pinfall

By the seat of his pants, Fenix wins his return match! Fenix celebrates with the people, will Fenix be back on top of AEW soon enough?

 

Backstage interview with Orange Cassidy.

Arkady Aura says Freshly Squeezed was attacked by #JustTrent last Dynamite, and that ultimately forced Chuck Taylor’s hand in choosing sides. The Kentucky Gentleman chose Cassidy, where is his head at right now? Cassidy knows Trent said a lot of things that Cassidy is still working through. But what is on his mind most now is that later tonight on Rampage, those two are fighting in a Parking Lot Brawl. Cassidy is afraid of what Trent and Chuck are going to do to each other. Kris Statlander walks in and tells Cassidy that “he needs us. Let’s go.” Cassidy nods and leaves with the Galaxy’s Greatest. Will Chuck’s real friends be there for him, win or lose?

 

Rush VS Martin Stone!

From one return to another, El Toro Blanco also gets back in action! But will the leader of La Faccion Ingobernable be tranquilo? Or will he lose his cool taking on The Gov’nah?

The bell rings and the fans rally behind Rush. Rush stares Stone down, Stone rushes up, but Rush dodges to SNAP GERMAN! And then Rush KNEES Stone down! Stone tumbles out of the ring but Rush goes out after him. Rush sends Stone into railing! And then into more railing! Rush stomps away, the ref counts and then storms out to stop him! Rush lets off, smirks as he fetches a chair, and he puts that in the ring. The ref hurries to get the chair, so that lets Rush use camera cables to LASH Stone! And LASH again! Rush puts Stone in the ring, storms in after him, and  kicks him low! Rush pulls Stone’s shirt down, so he can CHOP!

Rush whips corner to corner, runs in, but Stone dodges! Stone runs up but Rush ROCKS him! Rush roars, then OVERHEAD SUPLEXES Stone into buckles! Rush takes aim, Stone flounders around, and Rush FOREARMS Stone down! Rush then goes corner to corner, “If you mess with the bull…!” You get BULL’S HORNS!! Cover, Rush wins!

Winner: Rush, by pinfall

El Toro Blanco just crushed Stone, will he soon stampede his way up to some gold? But wait, Rush isn’t done! He DECKS Stone, stomps away, then goes corner to corner to again use THE HORNS!! Rush laughs while Stone flounders away. Will Rush be ruthless all the way to the top of AEW?

 

Backstage interview with Serena Deeb.

Arkady Aura is now with The Professor of Professional Wrestling, and says that Deeb came out to touch the AEW Women’s World Championship. What message is Deeb looking to send? Deeb says it’s a very simple one. On one hand, we have the great champion, Toni Storm, someone everyone loves, and one of the greatest champions in this company’s history. On the other, we have the undefeated Professor, the obvious #1 contender. After everything Deeb’s been through, how hard she had to fight to get back here, failure is not an option. It is now or never!

And after four years of being told how great she is, and how she SHOULD be champion, it is time to prove it. It is time to accomplish something she has yet to do, and that is become THE AEW Women’s World Champion. Deeb tells Storm this isn’t a movie, this is real-life. And as such, will Deeb bring Storm crashing down to reality?

 

Toni Storm w/ Mariah May & Luther VS Anna Jay!

The Leading Lady didn’t appreciate how The Queenslayer tried to slay her protege, who wasn’t even Anna’s opponent on Wednesday! Will Storm prove Anna is NOT the Star of the Show? Or will Anna jump the line to a title shot with a win here tonight?

The bell rings, the two circle, and the fans rally up. They tie up, go around, and then they break. Storm says, “How DARE you!” The two reset, the fans rally again, and they tie up. Storm waistlocks, Anna switches, but Storm wrenches out. Anna slips through to wrench back and wristlock. Storm reaches out but Anna keeps her from ropes. Anna headlocks, grinds, thrusts, and repeat. Anna endures, powers up to pop out the back and she headlocks in return. Storm endures as Anna grinds, then she brings Anna to her knees. Storm headlocks for the takeover, but Anna headscissors. Storm kips free, and the fans cheer the standoff.

Anna and Storm reset, circle, and then Storm kicks low! Storm ROCKS Anna, ROCKS her again, then whips. Anna reverses, runs up and LEG LARIATS in the corner! Anna snapmares, mocks the fans chanting for Storm, and then gives a HIP ATTACK! Storm is upset, and she hits a THESZ PRESS! Storm rains down fast hands, and the fans fire up! Storm gives Anna the HIP ATTACK! And another! And then another! Storm winds up, the fans cheer, and Storm HIP ATTACKS! Anna flounders to the apron, Mariah is there to mock her, and then Storm runs to HIP ATTACK Anna into Mariah! Storm realizes her mistake, but she puts Anna in the ring.

Storm helps Maria up, checks her over, and she seems okay. Storm hurries up but Anna gets her for a NECKBREAKER! Storm flops down and Anna soaks up the heat while Collision goes picture in picture.

Anna storms out after Storm, stalks her around the way, but Storm CHOPS! Anna CHOPS back! Anna CHOPS Storm, then soaks up the heat. Storm scrambles away to hide behind Mariah and Luther, then she gets in the ring. Anna storms in but Storm stomps her at the ropes! The ref counts, Storm drops knees on Anna! Anna flounders to a corner, but Storm scrapes her boot off Anna’s face. Storm stands Anna up to CLUB her in the chest, then CHOP her! Storm bumps Anna off buckles, but Anna turns things around to CHOP! Storm flounders, Anna CHOKES her on ropes! The ref reprimands and counts, but Anna lets off at 4.

Anna drags Storm around, puts her in a corner, and digs her boot in again. The ref counts, Anna lets off, and Storm sits down. Anna grabs the sign Mariah is holding, and RIPS it! Mariah is devastated but Anna goes back to CLUB Storm! Anna CHOKES Storm, thrashes her around, then lets off as the ref counts. Anna CLUBS Storm while Luther rallies the fans. Storm rises as Anna fires more forearms! Storm ROCKS Anna in return! Anna snarls and ROCKS Storm! Storm CHOPS back! Anna CHOPS, Storm CHOPS, then they go back to forearms! Anna fires a flurry, runs, but Storm HEADBUTTS! Both women fall as Collision returns to single picture!

The fans rally for Storm as she rises in a corner. Anna runs up, into an ELBOW! Storm then goes up and over, runs in, blocks boots, and she has Anna in the ropes! DRAPING BACKSTABBER! Then a DDT! Then a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Not quite perfect but Storm keeps her cool. Storm drags Anna up, chokes her, but Anna wrenches out to HOOK KICK! Anna Gory Especials for the GORY BOMB! Cover, TWO! Storm survives the shoutout to Tay, but Anna clinches. Storm fights free, then hits a SKY HIGH! Cover, TWO!! Anna survives and the fans rally up again as Storm goes to ropes.

Storm drags Anna up, reels her in, but Anna wrenches out! FLATLINER! And a roll into the QUEENSLAYER!! Storm flails as she’s caught in body scissors! The fans rally as Storm endures and fights around! Storm rises up, Anna as a backpack, for a BACKPACK SENTON! Anna lets go and Storm is free! Storm is ready for her close-up! SWEET HIP MUSIC!! STORM ZERO!! Cover, Storm wins!

Winner: Toni Storm, by pinfall

And with that, revenge is sweet for Timeless Toni! Mariah celebrates with her mentor, but what will Storm think of Deeb’s challenge?

 

Orange Cassidy finds Chuck Taylor.

Cassidy hands Chuck his pup, and Chuck is glad everyone’s here. He wants everyone to hear this. Whatever happens out there, no one is to interfere. Chuck has to do this on his own. Cassidy accepts those terms and takes Pup Taylor back. Will the Kentucky Gentleman be able to settle things once and for all with #JustTrent?

 

The Acclaimed w/ Billy Gunn VS Grizzled Young Veterans!

Max Caster & Anthony Bowens may no longer be AEW World Trios Champions, but surely they will look to get back at the Bang Bang Gang. However, they’re up against a team SSSSOOOON~ to be recognized as the best team in the world! Will Zack Gibson & James Drake make sure everyone knows to #GritYourTeeth? Caster has a diss track, though! “Acclaimed on the mic, bring the flavor like Bailey’s. Damn it feels good to be back here in Daily’s! Grizzled Young Vets, I can only yawn. Drop you on your little as necks like Tony Khan! Drop the ball like it’s tic-tac-toe. We gonna send these dudes back to the Impact Zone! Grit my teeth? Do not make me laugh! You better bite the pillow when we get up in dat ass!”

Bowens tells “JEEEACKSONVILLE~! The Acclaimed have arrived! Scissor Me, Daddy Ass!” And he does! But will this homecoming be a less than happy one for the AEW homegrown talent?

The teams sort out, Caster starts against Liverpool’s Numbah One. Gibson tells Caster to ignore the fans and the two tie up. They go around, Caster headlocks, but Gibson rolls to a cover, ONE! Caster holds on, Gibson fights up, and Gibson powers Caster around to a wrench, hammerlock and then tags Drake. Drake wrenches, wrangles Caster, then traps the arm to SNAP LOCK it! Drake kips up, the fans boo, but Drake grabs Caster’s arm. Caster throws body shots but Drake ROCKS Caster. Drake whips, Caster ducks ‘n dodges! Bowens sneaks a tag, SUNSET BACKBREAKER NECKBREAKER COMBO! Cover, ONE!!

Bowens keeps on Drake while the fans sing, “OH~ Scissor Me, Daddy!” Bowens CHOPS, CHOPS, then CHOPS again! Drake fires forearms with Bowens and the fans fire up! Bowens fires more shots, but Drake powers him back. Gibson tags in, leapfrog and bypass leads to DOUBLE LARIATS! Drake talks trash, as does Gibson, and Gibson fires forearms! Gibson reels Bowens in but Bowens fights the suplex! Gibson CLUBS Bowens, but Bowens snap suplexes Gibson! Tag to Caster, but Gibson JAWBFREAKRS Bowens and whips Caster. Caster reverses, they drop, bypass, kick and SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Cover, ONE!!

Caster keeps on Gibson, whips, but Gibson holds ropes. Gibson BOOTS Caster, DECKS Bowens, but Caster gets around to kick and UPPERCUT! Caster whips, Gibson tags Drake and they drop, dropkick, and basement dropkick Caster! Then MAYHEM IN MOTION takes out Bowens! The GYV soak up the heat while Collision goes picture in picture.

Gibson goes out to fetch Caster, and brings him around so Drake can add on, PLANCHA BACKBREAKER COMBO! The ring count climbs but GYV put Caster in the ring. Gibson has Caster on the apron, has a cravat, and then he SLAMS Caster on the edge! Caster sputters while reaching out, but Gibson keeps him from Bowens. Gibson CLOBBERS Caster, talks some trash, then drags Caster up to DECK him! Caster flounders to the corner, Drake tags in and he runs in to ELBOW! Gibson adds a clothesline, Drake DROPKICKS! Drake taunts Bowens, then DECKS Caster! Caster flounders but Drake KNEES him in the back.

Drake clamps on a chinlock and he grinds Caster down. Caster endures, the fans rally up, and Caster fights up to a BIG back suplex! Both men crawl, hot tag to Gibson and he hurries after Caster while Collision goes to break!

Collision returns, Gibson tags back in and the GYV double whip Caster. Caster holds ropes, BOOTS Drake, then TOSSES Gibson! Caster ELBOWS Drake away but Gibson trips him up! Gibson drags Caster out but Caster DECKS him! Drake DIVES onto Caster! Drake goes to the corner, Gibson puts Caster in, and Gibson brings Caster around to back suplex! Gibson clamps on with a chinlock but Caster endures. Gibson talks trash to Daddy Ass while Daddy Ass coaches Caster. Caster fights up, reaches out, but he throws body shots! Gibson keeps hold of an arm but Caster fires more hands! Gibson reaches out, tag to Drake!

Drake runs in to take Caster’s other hand, and GYV send Caster to their corner. Drake runs in to UPPERCUT, Gibson clothesline, but Caster ducks the wheel kick! Hot tag to Bowens! Bowens rallies on GYV with haymakers and CHOPS! ROLLING ELBOW for Drake! ROLLING ELBOW for Gibson! Bowens fires off strikes then hits the FAMOUSER! “EVERYONE! LOVES THE ACCLAIEMD!” But Drake ELBOWS Bowens! Caster sneaks a tag, Bowens dodges Drake, FOREARM SMASH, ELBOW, then another FOREARM! Feed to the scoop SLAM, and Bowens goes up! Caster holds Drake open, SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!

Bowens & Caster scissor finger, and then they get Drake up! Suplex and assist for the CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED! Cover, TWO!! Drake survives and shocks The Acclaimed! Caster tags Bowens, but then Gibson YANKS Bowens down! Caster drags Gibson up, but Gibson RAMS him into a corner! Drake runs up, GRIT YOUR TEETH!! Caster wobbles, GYV DUMP him out to the ramp!! Caster even hit lighting on the way down! Bowens rises, sees it is 2v1, but he still fights! Bowens dodges Drake, BOOTS Gibson, then switches with Drake to spin him, snapmare, and RUNNING KNEE! Gibson is up, but he gets haymakers from Bowens!

Bowens goes up, but Gibson sweeps the legs! DRAPING CODE BREAKER! Drake is on the other corner, and he goes COAST2COAST!! Bowens gets obliterated, Drake covers, TWO!!! Bowens survives and GYV is fuming! Drake tags Gibson back in, they get Bowens up, and Gibson says THEY are the best! GYV talks trash on Billy, they aim from corners, but Billy throws off his shirt! Caster runs up to CLOBBER Drake! And he ROCKS Gibson! Bowens gives Gibson Rock Paper Scissors SUPERKICK! Tag to Caster! THE ARRIVAL, and then THE MIC DROP!! Cover, Acclaimed win!!

Winners: The Acclaimed, by pinfall

Even after an intense battle, Caster & Bowens come back to win it! Is this just the start of the comeback tour for The Acclaimed on the road to Double or Nothing?

 

Backstage interview with Katsuyori Shibata.

Arkady is now with The Wrestler, and she brings up the issues with Shane Taylor Promotions. But at the same time, he is going to be challenging Chris Jericho for the FTW Championship. Any last words before that match? Shibata uses his Google Translate voice-to-text to “say” that he is going to chop down The Learning Tree and take Jericho’s title. And any plans for Shane Taylor? Shibata “says,” Rampage will see him take on STP alone. But then Daniel Garcia steps in. Garcia tells Shibata-san that he has respect for him. If Shibata needs help against STP, Garcia will help him. What does he say?

Shibata takes a moment to type it out, and says okay. Save the last dance for him. Garcia nods and dances his way off screen. Will the Dragonslayer help The Wrestler take the fight to Big Bad Shaney T. Boy?

 

AEW World Championship: Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS Claudio Castagnoli!

The Realest is a fighting champion to be sure! Winning the title at Dynasty, denying a challenger on Dynamite, and now putting the gold up on Collision, will this still be Swerve’s House? Or is the Swiss Superman about to put Blackpool Combat Club back on top?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who survives this Collision!

The bell rings and the two shake hands to show there is respect. They circle, feel things out, and tie up. Claudio powers Swerve to a corner, the ref counts, and Claudio lets off. The fans are torn as the two reset and circle again. Swerve rolls to get a leg, but Claudio gut wrenches. Claudio gets around to waistlock and he drags Swerve down. Swerve moves around, Claudio facelocks, but Swerve fights up. Swerve pries the hold open to knuckle lock and the two go shoulder to shoulder. Claudio bends Swerve back, has a cover, ONE as Swerve gets an arm up! Claudio puts that arm down to cover, ONE as Swerve has the other arm up!

Claudio pushes Swerve down again, TWO as Swerve bridges up. Claudio jumps on but Swerve stays up! Claudio tries again but Swerve uses that to MONKEY FLIP! Swerve rolls back but Claudio MONKEY FLIPS! Both men are down, TWO as one side goes up! The rest, but that’s another double cover, TWO as the other side rises up! They rest, double cover, TWO as they double bridge! The fans fire up as they stare down upside-down! They turn over, keeping the knuckle locks, and they stand to go forehead to forehead. The fans rally, but Claudio wrangles Swerve down again. Swerve avoids his hand getting stomped, then he rolls to wrangle Claudio!

Claudio avoids his hand getting stomped, and the fans cheer the standoff. They shake hands again, approach, and Swerve trips Claudio. Swerve runs, Claudio drops down then hurdles over, but Swerve avoids the flip to roll Claudio, Claudio rolls Swerve, TWO! Claudio headlocks, Swerve powers up and out, then drops to jumps, into a BACKBREAKER! The fans boo as Claudio mocks, “Whose House?” Claudio stalks Swerve, UPPERCUTS, then runs up to clothesline Swerve up and out! Swerve flounders along the ramp but Claudio pursues. Claudio CLUBS Swerve, follows him up to the stage, and Claudio ROCKS Swerve.

Swerve CHOPS, fires forearms, then ROCKS him. Claudio staggers away, Swerve leaps to RANA Claudio down the ramp! Claudio tumbles back to the ring, and Swerve clotheslines Swerve into the ring! Swerve goes up and up and CROSSBODIES! Claudio sits up while Swerve storms around. Swerve turns Claudio for a NECKBREAKER! Roll through, and then another turn, for another NECKBREAKER! Swerve holds on as he drags Claudio back up and then puts him in ropes! Swerve turns Claudio for a NECKBREAKER HOTSHOT! Claudio flops to the floor while the fans rally up. The ring count starts, Claudio refreshes it at 5 of 10.

Swerve lets Claudio take his time, and Claudio goes back to the apron. Swerve storms up but Claudio RAMS into him! Claudio fires a forearm, Swerve gives it back, repeat! They brawl with the ropes between them, and Swerve ROCKS Claudio! Claudio ROCKS Swerve, then HOTSHOTS him! Swerve staggers away, Claudio steps in but Swerve KICKS the ropes! Claudio tumbles back down. Swerve goes to the apron, and Swerve PNEALTY- NO, Claudio blocks and ROCKS Swerve back! Claudio trophy lifts Swerve, to then THROW into the wall! The fans boo as Swerve flops to the floor! Claudio runs up, to UPPERCUT Swerve back down!

Claudio stands on the timekeeper’s desk to soak up heat, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Swerve writhes but Claudio drags him back up. Claudio FLAPJACKS Swerve off railing! Swerve sputters but Claudio keeps after him with forearms. Swerve hits back but Claudio ROCKS him, then puts him against the apron to CLUB away! Nana protests but Claudio lets off after ten shots! Claudio steps into the ring, does a victory lap, but Swerve crawls into the ring. Claudio fires off hands, UPPERCUTS, then brings Swerve around to snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Claudio keeps Swerve down with a chinlock and leans on the hold. Swerve endures, fights up, reaches out, but throws hands. Claudio shoves Swerve to ropes, and catches him for a SLEEPER!

Swerve flails and reaches out again, but Claudio squeezes tight! Swerve is fading as he drops to his knees! Nana coaches and the fans rally up, and Swerve fights to his feet! Swerve throws body shots, Collision returns to single picture, and Claudio shoves. Swerve BOOTS, Claudio rebounds and BOOTS Swerve! Swerve stands, Claudio runs up but Swerve puts him on the apron! Swerve sweeps the legs, Claudio dangles on the apron, and Swerve SUPERKICKS Claudio down! The fans fire up as Swerve goes to the apron, lines up the shot, and BOOTS Claudio! Swerve puts Claudio in the ring, goes up the corner, and FALLING UPPERCUTS!

Swerve hits the Griddy and the fans fire up! Claudio staggers up, but he UPPERCUTS in return! Swerve goes to a corner. Claudio mocks the Griddy, then runs up, but into BOOTS! SOMERSAULT FLATLINER! Cover, TWO! Nana argues the count but Swerve keeps his focus. The fans fire up with Swerve, he runs up and CHOPS! Swerve runs up again, but Claudio ELBOWS! Claudio runs up, into a HIP TOSS! Gator roll and deadlift, but Claudio wrenches out to UPPERCUT! Gotch hold, but Swerve back drops! Claudio sunset flips it, but Swerve rolls through to SLIDING FOREARM! Cover, TWO! Claudio bails out while Nana grows frustrated.

Swerve shakes out his arms while he pursues Claudio. Nana tells Swerve he is the man, and Swerve runs up at Claudio! Claudio pops Swerve up tot he upper level! Swerve stomps Claudio’s hands to keep him away! Swerve says hey to commentary, before he FOSBURY FLOPS to the floor!! The fans are thunderous for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” Swerve puts Claudio in, goes up the corner, and aims for the 450 SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Claudio survives and Swerve gets frustrated, but “This is Awesome!” Swerve brings Claudio up but Claudio fights the nelson! Claudio trips Swerve, has the legs, but Swerve kicks him away! Claudio DOUBLE STOMPS back!!

Swerve sits up with fury in his eyes that Claudio would dare use his move! Swerve UPPERCUTS Claudio to use Claudio’s move! The UPPERCUTS go back and forth, Swerve holding his own! Swerve fires body shots, then a SOBAT, then a HAYMAKER then a ROUNDHOUSE! But Claudio rebounds to LARIAT! Both men are down and the fans are thunderous again! Fans hope they “Fight Forever!” but there’s still Rampage to do tonight! Swerve gator rolls and deadlifts Claudio for the BRAINBUSTER! Swerve then goes to the corner, goes up top, and he takes aim! KILL STOMPS!! Cover, TWO?!?!

Swerve is fuming that Claudio would dare survive that move! Claudio sits up again, into the HOSE- NO, Claudio blocks and SWINGS Swerve around!! The fans are torn but Swerve is still going around and around! Claudio goes to TEN, then picks up speed to go to FIFTEEN! Claudio steps through, for the SHARPSHOOTER!! Swerve endures, claws around, but Claudio sits deep! Swerve fights forward, reaches out, but Claudio shifts to a CROSSFACE! Swerve rolls but ends up further away from ropes! Claudio pulls on the hold, but Swerve still fights! The fans rally, Swerve powers through to roll Claudio up, TWO!!

Claudio fires down HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Then he gets Swerve up, Gotch hold, but Swerve grabs Claudio’s leg to block! Claudio fires off forearms and UPPERCUTS! Claudio powers up, runs and LARIATS!! Cover, TWO!!! Swerve survives and shocks Claudio! Claudio seethes, drags Swerve back up and reels him in to try one more time! Gotch hold, but Swerve slips up and out! DDT!! Both men are down and the fans are thunderous! Swerve crawls to the corner, drags himself up to the top, and he turns around, to SWERVE- NO, Claudio stays on his feet, and hits a POP-UP UPPERCUT!!! Cover, TWO?!?!?

Claudio can’t believe it but Swerve survives one of his best shots! Swerve goes to a corner, drags himself up, and Claudio roars! Claudio UPPERCUTS and UPPERCUTS and UPPERCUTS, again and again and again! The ref counts., Claudio lets off, then jukes to UPPERCUT! Claudio brings Swerve out, to UPPER- NO, Swerve hooks an arm and backslides, TWO!! Swerve goes to a corner, Claudio runs in but Swerve goes up and over! Claudio POSTS himself! Swerve reels him in, GERMAN SUPLEX! Claudio sits up, into a BOOT! Claudio roars, Swerve roars, and Swerve runs, but into a POP UP- DOUBLE STOMPS!!!

The fans are thunderous as Swerve reloads, for the HOUSE CALL!! Cover, Swerve wins!

Winner: Swerve Strickland, by pinfall (still AEW World Champion)

It was a shootout ’til the end, and in the end, Swerve had more ammo in his arsenal! But he still shows Claudio respect by offering a handshake. Claudio stands, and he shakes Swerve’s hand. The Realest is rolling on, but who will look to go Double or Nothing with him in just one month’s time?


My Thoughts:

A great Collision, even with it having to be slightly delayed by NBA Playoffs. There was criticism out there that Swerve didn’t get a chance to talk on Dynamite, but he still had a really good promo to open Collision, and it worked better that he’d be able to reference the attack on Tony Khan from Dynamite. Swerve subtly calls out a lot of wrestlers within AEW, and technically some outside of AEW, by saying he doesn’t like people just calling themselves “Best in the World.” He and Claudio had an awesome main event match, though maybe a false finish too many. Swerve of course retained, and can’t wait to see who a now EVP dominated AEW chooses as Swerve’s opponent. It would be hilariously corrupt of The Bucks to make it Jack Perry.

Great Six Man title match tonight, solid first defense for Bang Bang Gang. Great tag match from Acclaimed with Grizzled Young Veterans, but it makes sense Acclaimed would win as the AEW home team. I’m just not sure where Acclaimed go from here other than Billy Gunn saying they can return to the tag division and challenge The Bucks. After all, FTR got pretty banged up in the ladder match and it’d be a bit soon for them to get a rematch against The Bucks. Swerve could team up with The Acclaimed if they’re all going to target The Elite, and vice-versa, going towards Double or Nothing.

Great return matches for Rey Fenix and Rush, but I didn’t think Rush would just do a squash match. Fenix, Pac and Penta all being healthy at the same time, Death Triangle going for the trios titles? Lucha Bros going for tag titles? And I’m really hoping LFI truly gets going here in AEW, also going for the trios titles or something like that. Really good promo from Cassidy with Kris and then Cassidy with Chuck to hype up the Parking Lot Brawl, that thing is gonna kick off Rampage and be wild stuff. Good promo from House of Black to call out Edge, but you can bet this won’t be the only time they go for the TNT Championship. Edge will surely beat Buddy or Brody, and then it’s Malakai challenging at Double or Nothing.

Good promo from Shibata and Garcia to set up a tag match for Rampage, that’ll be great stuff. Good interview promo for Deeb, though it doesn’t add all that much from everything else she’s said to this point. Storm VS Anna was a very good match, and of course Storm won. No Mina showing up was a little surprising, but there’s plenty of time to build the mentor love triangle. Deeb VS Storm will be great stuff, and depending on how they play this, there’s half a chance Deeb wins because Storm will end up preoccupied with Mina and Mariah being so close. Deeb can take the title and face Deonna, Rosa, and a number of others while Storm and Mina fight over Mariah quite literally.

My Score: 8.8/10


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