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We’re getting closer to WWE’s annual November tradition the Survivor Series, so today we’re taking a look back at another previous event! It had been a long time coming for The Undertaker to get his hands on Yokozuna after their WWF Title match at Royal Rumble in January put ‘The Deadman’ on the shelf. After returning at SummerSlam, it was another three long months before the WWF’s Grim Reaper came calling for Yokozuna! Will Undertaker finally get his vengeance?

Open: Earlier in the day, The Teamsters held a conference in the locker room, Shawn Michaels telling the group that if they follow his lead, they will have no problems with their opponents. The Bad Guys held a similar huddle, Razor Ramon pulling the troops together. Guts & Glory were led by a motivational speech from Lex Luger, meanwhile The Million Dollar Team vowed to show everyone where the true power lies, ‘Million Dollar Man’ Ted DiBiase stating that is with the almighty dollar. Clowns R’ Us look to have some fun with Doink The Clown at the helm, Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler informing The Royal Family that tonight is to be taken seriously.

Match #1 – Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match: The Teamsters (WWF Tag Team Champions Shawn Michaels & Diesel, ‘The King Of Harts’ Owen Hart, Jim ‘The Anvil’ Neidhart & ‘Double J’ Jeff Jarrett) vs. The Bad Guys (WWF Intercontinental Champion Razor Ramon, The 1-2-3 Kid, The British Bulldog & The Headshrinkers (Fatu & Sione)) w/Afa
Tempers start heating up early after the bell and the official restores order, Owen & The Kid will kickoff the action, Kid looks for some quick kicks and The King of Harts avoids them, decides to tag out and in steps The Anvil. Collar & elbow tie-up sees Neidhart gain a side headlock, The Kid sends him off to the ropes, drops down, pops back up and gets plowed over by a shoulder block. The Anvil heads back to the ropes, Kid leapfrogs over, scores with a dropkick, irish whip to the ropes is reversed, The Kid ducks under a clothesline, but runs into another big shoulder knockdown.

Double J enters the match and drives Kid face-first into the top turnbuckle, irish whip to the corner is reversed, The Kid charges in, Jarrett hops up-and-over, scoring with a right hand and strutting. He turns around and Kid knocks him to the outside with a spinning heel kick, Jarrett quickly climbs back to the apron, buries a shoulder to the breadbasket and sunset flips back in, but nobody’s home. The Kid gains an early 2 count and tags out, Sione comes in and sends Double J to the ropes for a big boot, Jarrett dips under it, comes back through and gets tossed by a military press slam. Sione goes back after him and Double J rakes the eyes, goes to a side headlock, cuffs Sione with right hands, the big man blocking one and then turning the tables.

He hammers Jarrett in the corner and shoots him across, follows Double J in and meets double boots to the face, Jarrett then climbing up top for a clothesline that gets a count of 2. Jarrett picks Sione back up, irish whip to the ropes is reversed, Double J hangs on and tags out, Owen stepping back in and asks for a piece of The Bulldog. Sione makes the tag and here comes Davey Boy, they tie-up and Bulldog grabs a wristlock, Hart counters to one of his own, Davey rolls through and regains the hold, arm whipping Owen to the canvas. He switches to a hammerlock, The King of Harts again flips through to a wristlock, The Bulldog sticks with the hold and Owen looks to snapmare him over.

Davey Boy blocks it and powers him up, Hart backflipping to his feet and hits the ropes for a dropkick, The Bulldog catches both legs and catapults him into the corner. The Bad Guys put a number on The King of Harts in the corner, Bulldog follows with a military press slam, irish whip to the ropes is reversed, Owen ducks for a back body drop, but it’s reversed into a sunset flip for a near fall. Owen looks for a quick kick that’s blocked, he follows through with the other leg and connects with an enzuigiri, brings Neidhart back in and they sends him to the ropes for a double clothesline. The Anvil rips Bulldog up by the hair and slams him, The King of Harts steps back in to attempt another double clothesline, this time Davey ducks it and lays them both out with a double clothesline of his own.

Hart spills to the outside and Bulldog plants Neidhart with a delayed vertical suplex, Fatu tags and heads upstairs, delivers  diving headbutt, but doesn’t make a cover and instead starts messing with one of his boots. Jarrett gets a tag and pummels him with right hands, whip to the ropes is reversed, Fatu hits a powerslam and then brings in The Bad Guy. Double J high-tails it to his own corner and gets some words of wisdom, collar & elbow tie-up now and Jarrett scores with an arm drag, then struts. They lock-up again and Double J with a go-behind, standing switch from Razor, Jarrett counters back, sweeps the legs and then slaps Ramon around on the back of the head. Another tie-up and this time Jarrett goes to a side headlock, The Bad Guy pushes him off to the ropes, clocks him with a big right hand, then clotheslines him over the top rope and delivers a shot to Diesel.

Double J climbs back inside and gains the side headlock again, Ramon looks to counter out with a back suplex, Jarrett lands on his feet, delivers a fist and then taunts Razor. He hits the ropes quick and ducks under a clothesline, tries for a crossbody, The Bad Guy catches him and throws Jarrett with a fallaway slam before making a tag. Kid hits the ropes and Razor catches him in the air, tosses him into Double J with a fallaway slam, The Kid hooks the leg, but only gets 2. Irish whip to the ropes is reversed, Jarrett goes to the ribs with a kick, slaps on an abdominal stretch, then uses Shawn on the apron and the ropes for more leverage. The ref finally catches him and Kid reverses the hold, Double J powers him over the top to the floor with a hip toss, grabs him climbing back up and attempts a suplex in from the apron.

The Kid slips out behind, whips him to the ropes for a spinning heel kick, Double J catches the foot, but can’t avoid the other coming back around and gets decked. Fatu & The King of Harts re-enter the match, Owen sends him to the ropes and scores with a spinning heel kick for 2, rams Fatu head-first into the top turnbuckle, but it has no affect. Fatu fires back with right hands and headbutts, delivers a dropping headbutt to lower midsection, sends him to the ropes for a back body drop and Diesel makes a blind tag. Hart puts on the brakes and spikes Fatu with a DDT, Big Daddy Cool turns him inside-out with a clothesline, plants him with the Jackknife and gets the pinfall. Fatu has been eliminated.

The Kid hops right in and scores with kicks to the breadbasket, irish whip to the ropes is reversed, Kid ducks under a clothesline, Diesel throws him into the air, but gets staggered by a dropkick. 1-2-3 Kid climbs the corner to the top, scores with a sunset flip, Diesel blocks it, picks him up by the throat and drops him, then delivers a Jackknife for the 3 count. The 1-2-3 Kid has been eliminated. Sione takes the ring and ambushes Big Daddy Cool from behind, irish whip to the ropes is reversed, Diesel misses with a wild clothesline, Sione hits him with one of his own, but the big man doesn’t go down. More clotheslines from Sione only stagger Diesel, he sends him to the ropes for a back body drop, Big Daddy Cool steps on the brakes, counters with the Jackknife and finishes Sione’s night. Sione has been eliminated.

Bulldog wastes no time in coming in, hammers Diesel with right hands, buries shoulders into the abdomen in the corner, irish whip to the ropes is reversed, Big Daddy Cool misses with a clothesline, but connects on a big boot. Davey Boy spills to the outside, Diesel reaches to tag Michaels, but Shawn tells him to keep going as Double J drops off the apron to attack The Bulldog. Owen joins in on the beat-down, the official’s count reaches 10 and Bulldog gets counted out. The British Bulldog has been eliminated. Razor’s the last man left for his team, quickly steps into the ring and uses a schoolboy for a quick 2 on Diesel, fires away with big punches, finally dropping him with a discus punch. Irish whip to the corner is reversed, Big Daddy Cool charges in, Ramon gets the boot up, climbs to the 2nd rope and comes off with a bulldog for a near fall.

The Bad Guy starts going to work on the shoulder, Diesel flattens him with a short-arm clothesline, then connects with haymakers and knees to the breadbasket. He picks Ramon up and drops him face-first on the top turnbuckle, he shoves him into the corner, Razor gets in a couple of shots to the guys on the apron, but it doesn’t last. Michaels keeps telling Diesel to go for the Jackknife, Big Daddy Cool picks The Bad Guy up onto his shoulder again, heads for the corner and Ramon slips out. He slams Diesel and calls for the Razor’s Edge, Big Daddy Cool counters with a back body drop, Shawn continues yelling at Diesel, but the big man sends Razor to the ropes and clobbers him with a big boot.

He lifts The Bad Guy up and plants him with a Jackknife, The Heartbreak Kid finally tags in, he tells Diesel to get back in the ring, Big Daddy Cool holds Ramon up, Michaels looks for Sweet Chin Music, but Razor avoids it. Diesel gets clocked instead and loses his cool at Shawn, their teammates come in to try and calm him down, but Big Daddy Cool tosses them away. Michaels starts backtracking towards the locker room with Diesel in hot pursuit, counting all of The Teamsters out.
Winner & Sole Survivor: Razor Ramon

  • After The Bell: Todd Pettengill tracks down Shawn Michaels who is heading out of the building with his bags, The Heartbreak Kid claiming that he’s tired of Diesel riding his coat-tails, getting into his car and speeding off.
  • EA’s TakeFairly entertaining opener for this time period, it dragged on a bit too long to start without any eliminations, but overall enjoyable. This one crossed many different rivalries in just one match, but obviously the biggest storyline here was Diesel’s face-turn after issues between himself and Shawn had slowly started coming up for weeks and weeks. The company was all-in on Big Daddy Cool at this point if you couldn’t tell by his dominance, but things would only get better for Diesel as he would win the WWF Championship just three short days later, completing his moon-rocket push. This would be one of the top feuds in the company heading into the early stages of 1995.

Match #2 – Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match: The Royal Family (Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler, Sleazy, Queasy & Cheesy) vs. Clowns R’ Us (Doink The Clown, Dink, Pink & Wink)
Lawler & Doink huddle up with their squads before starting us off, they lock-up and Doink backs The King to the ropes and breaks clean. Another tie-up, Doink shoots Lawler to the ropes for a boot, King catches the foot, The Clown brings his other leg around and cracks him with an enzuigiri. The King seeks reprieve and collects himself in the corner, another collar & elbow, Lawler sends The Clown to the ropes for a boot, Doink catches the foot, King attempts to score with an enzuigiri of his own, but it’s ducked.

He goes back to the corner to regroup, another tie-up and Doink gains a wristlock, snapmares Lawler over and wrenches at the shoulder, his teammates hit the ring and run over King to the other side to taunt their opponents. King’s teammates try to get revenge by doing the same thing, but they step on Lawler in the process, driving him furious. Collar & elbow tie-up and The King grabs a wristlock, takes Doink down and wrenches away at the arm, calls his partners in and now they run over Doink to taunt the other side. On the way back Doink trips one of them and they all fall in order, Lawler berates them for it, ties up with The Clown and gets planted by numerous body slams. Dink, Pink & Wink all come in to make covers, Doink counting to 2 and then catching them as King kicks out in succession, Pink runs over The King’s back and infuriates him further.

They lock-up again and now The King hits a body slam, calls in The Royal Family to make a cover and counts, Doink kicking them out, but one’s too heavy and Lawler tips over, Dink stepping in to make a count on The King. Lawler regroups again, Doink with an arm drag off the tie-up, slaps on an armbar, Dink comes into the ring and puts a Burger King crown on him, Lawler doesn’t realize its there, finally does and slams it on the mat with frustration. The King tries a different approach and wants a piece of Dink, Doink puts the little man on his shoulders, Sleazy steps into the ring and Lawler tries to get on his shoulders, but they topple over. Order is restored and King calls for a test of strength, Cheesy & Dink come into the ring between their legs, go into a criss-cross, Pink & Sleazy hit the ring to follow suit, Dink & Pink finally cutting them off with running dropkicks.

The referee works to get the Clowns out of the ring, Queasy hands a pair of knucks to King, he sneaks them over and clocks Doink, laying him out. Lawler finally takes control and drives Doink head-first into the top turnbuckle, chokes him on the 2nd rope, pulls the official away and The Royal Family continues it behind the ref’s back. King has them prop their boots up and looks to whip Doink into them, it’s reversed, Lawler runs into them and they all fall to the floor. Doink starts firing off with right hands and throws The King with a hip toss, The Clowns start chasing The Royal Family in a circle around the ring, corner them and the brawl is on. Lawler shoots Doink into the corner, The Clown hops to the 2nd rope, comes off with a crossbody, The King reverses the momentum, stacks him up with a handful of tights and gets the 3 count. Doink The Clown has been eliminated.

Queasy & Dink take the ring, Queasy quickly locks on an armbar and bites the knuckles behind the referees back, Dink returns the favor by biting him on the backside and gets the hold broken. Lawler steps into the ring to check on him, Dink rushes up and takes a bite of his rear end, scurries away and tags Wink. Cheesy tags in, they lock-up and Wink grabs him by the goattee, tag to Dink, he heads up top and comes down with a double axe to the shoulder. He whips Cheesy to the corner and charges in with a monkey flip, Wink tags back in, shoots him to the wrong corner, attempts a monkey flip of his own, but Lawler hangs onto Cheesy’s tights to block it, Cheesy stacks him up and King helps with extra leverage for the pinfall. Wink has been eliminated.

Pink steps in and does a front handspring telling the other side to bring it on, Sleazy comes in and sloppily tries to copy him, Lawler comes in to chastise him, brings him back to the apron and tells Queasy to take the ring. Queasy comes in and goes to the midsection with a kick, delivers a body slam, makes a tag to Cheesy, holds Pink on his head and spins him like a top. The official works to get Queasy back to the apron, The King comes in and slams Cheesy onto Pink with a splash, the referee turns around and counts the 1-2-3. Pink has been eliminated. Dink is the last man standing for his side now, Pink doesn’t leave ringside and hides under the ring, Sleazy meets Dink in the ring, but gets clocked by stinging chops.

Dink plants him with a body slam and drops an elbow, Queasy comes in to help out, runs into a back elbow, next comes Cheesy and he suffers the same fate. Dink smashes them together with a double noggin knocker, hits another body slam to Sleazy, climbs to the top rope for a crossbody, hooks the leg, but Lawler comes in to break the count and the referee cuts him off. Queasy runs in behind the official and puts Sleazy on top of Dink, the ref turns around and counts him down.
Winners: The Royal Family

  • After The Bell: Dink sneaks under the ring while The Royal Family celebrates, The Fink announces the winners, but Lawler doesn’t look satisfied with it and takes the mic. He tells his partners that they did nothing to win while he did all the work, orders them to go to the corner and calls for his music again. They do not obey and he orders them to leave the ring, asks for his music again, but they continue to celebrate on the floor. The King’s had enough and proceeds to chase them around ringside, they finally turn on him, The Clowns come out from under the ring behind him and he rolls into the ring to get away. They keep chasing him around ringside then towards the back, Doink comes back out with a pie and smashes Lawler in the face.
  • EA’s TakeAbsolute, utter absurdity. This match certainly served its purpose to be some comedic relief, but this was definitely more “entertainment” than “wrestling”. There wasn’t too much to this rivalry. Basically Doink had a little person so Lawler got one as well, then added to the mix for this elimination match. For the WWF at this stage, seeing matches like this again reminds me just how out of touch the wrestling business as a whole was at the time.

Backstage: Todd Pettengill talks about a new WWF Women’s Champion as Bull Nakano defeated Alundra Blayze last Sunday at the Egg Dome. WWF Women’s Champion Bull Nakano steps in and says something in Japanese, Todd tries asking his question again, but gets the same reply.

Match #3 – Throw In The Towel Submission Match for the WWF Championship: Bob Backlund w/’The King Of Harts’ Owen Hart vs. WWF Champion Bret ‘Hitman’ Hart w/The British Bulldog
The bell rings and Backlund charges right in, gets caught by a body slam, The Hitman follows with multiple arm drags and the challenger spills to the outside. He rolls back inside and Bret knocks him back out with a headbutt, Bulldog throws him back inside and the champion plants him with another body slam, then delivers an elbow drop. Backlund rolls out to the apron, The Excellence of Execution drags him over the top into the ring with a side headlock, the challenger works to a standing position, hits a back suplex and breaks the hold.

Bret quickly drives elbows to the back of the head, clocks him with an uppercut, drops a leg and slaps on a rear chinlock. Backlund finds his footing and sends the champion to the ropes, Hitman scores with a shoulder block, side headlock takedown and he keeps the challenger grounded. Mr. Backlund gets to his feet, shoots Bret to the ropes, The Hitman with another shoulder block, goes back to the ropes and gets taken double by a drop toe hold. The challenger looks for the Crossface Chicken Wing early, The Excellence of Execution counters back to the side headlock, Backlund powers his way up, brings Bret to the mat with a single leg takedown, tries to grab a hold, but the champion reverses back to the side headlock. Backlund tries to counter to a top wristlock, switches to a hammerlock and tries the Crossface Chicken Wing again, The Hitman blocks it and hits a belly-to-belly suplex, then goes for the Sharpshooter.

The challenger kicks him away to block it, Bret jumps on him with a front facelock, Backlund shows his strength to find a vertical base, but gets caught in an abdominal stretch. Backlund powers out with a hip toss, picks the champion up for a body slam, Hitman falls on top, clocks him with a couple of shot and delivers a body slam of his own. To the 2nd rope goes the champion, comes off for an elbow drop that is off-target, Backlund capitalizes and starts work on the left arm, then sends him hard into the turnbuckles. The challenger goes to grab a hold and Bret gains the ropes, Backlund doesn’t break clean and punishes the left arm some more, then drives him down with a fujiwara armbar. The Hitman rolls out and kips up to his feet, Backlund clobbers him with a forearm shot, Bret spills to the outside and comes face-to-face with Owen.

The challenger rolls out behind Bret and tries to ambush him, The Excellence of Execution feels it coming and meets him with a right, throws him back into the squared circle, Backlund meets him with a headbutt and goes back to the arm with an armbar. The champion finds a standing position and goes for a body slam to escape it, Mr. Backlund hangs on and grounds him with a top wristlock, then switches back to the fujiwara armbar. The Excellence of Execution reverses to a front facelock, brings the challenger up for a swinging neckbreaker, Backlund still hangs onto the hold and Bret finally breaks it with a knee drop.

Backlund kicks his way up from the canvas and hooks the fujiwara armbar on again, The Hitman rolls through and gets to his feet, the challenger wrenches at the arm to momentarily stop him, but Bret splits him with an inverted atomic drop. The champion grabs the legs to set up the Sharpshooter, Mr. Backlund grabs the ropes to hold him off, The Excellence of Execution finally pulls him to the center, looks for a figure four instead, but gets kicked off. Hitman stays with it and locks it in on the second try, Owen refuses to throw the towel in, Backlund reverses the hold to switch the pressure, but the champion switches back and the challenger gains the bottom rope. The Excellence of Execution starts pummeling the right knee of the challenger, tries to apply the Sharpshooter, Backlund gets to the ropes again to avoid it, they trade-off shots and the challenger drives Bret face-first into the mat.

Mr. Backlund spikes the champion with a piledriver, he goes for the Crossface Chicken Wing, but The Hitman finds his way to the respite of the ropes. The challenger scores with a swinging neckbreaker, sets his sights on the left arm again, shoots Bret hard from one turnbuckle to the other, charges in and The Excellence of Execution side-steps out of the way. Backlund goes shoulder-first into the ring post, the champion can’t capitalize, the challenger sets for another piledriver, but Bret counters with a back body drop, He swings wildly with a right hand that misses, Backlund grabs a sleeper hold and brings him to the mat, the official checking the arm and The Hitman holds it up on the third attempt. He finds a vertical base and uses his momentum to send Backlund face-first into the top turnbuckle to escape, grabs a side headlock, the challenger pushes him to the ropes, drops down and they collide heads, both guys going down.

The champion’s up first and delivers a leg drop, plants the challenger with a piledriver, scores with a running bulldog and follows it up with a side russian leg sweep. The Excellence of Execution on a roll now, cracks Backlund with a backbreaker, comes off the 2nd rope with an elbow drop, grabs the legs for the Sharpshooter, the challenger reaches for the ropes, but gets slingshotted back to the middle. He finally gets the Sharpshooter on and Owen slides inside to intervene, The Bulldog is there to meet him, chases The King of Harts around ringside and back in, the referee stops Davey Boy, allowing Owen to hit his brother with a running bulldog to break the hold. Bulldog charges for The King of Harts around ringside, Owen ducks low and Davey Boy rams himself into the steps, seemingly getting knocked out.

Owen checks on him and Bret has some words for his brother, Backlund seizes the opportunity and grabs the Crossface Chicken Wing from behind, pulling Hitman down to the canvas. The King of Harts continues to check on The Bulldog, can’t revive him, the champion starts to find his way to his feet in the ring, but gets dragged back down, Stu & Helen Hart watch on from the front row, Owen is in tears and explains to his mother she has to stop Bret’s punishment, Helen goes to throw the towel in and Stu rips it out of her hands. The King of Harts pleads with them further, Helen finally swipes the towel from Stu and throws it into the ring.
Winner and NEW WWF Champion: Bob Backlund

  • EA’s TakeAside from some of the long rest holds and the painstakingly, overly drawn out ending, this was pretty entertaining. Backlund had turned heel on Bret back in late July and became entangled in the sibling rivalry between The Hitman and Owen. Some history made tonight with this title switch as well, as Mr. Backlund has the record for longest gap between WWF Championship reigns at nearly 11 years. Bret would take some time off following this loss before returning at the Royal Rumble to reignite his rivalry with Backlund. It wouldn’t be for the title though, as just three short days later, Diesel would win it in a record eight seconds at a Live Event in Madison Square Garden. Additionally, I still find it odd that the WWF Title continually isn’t the main event during what was the now-over second reign of The Hitman.


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Chairshot Radio: Classic Shane Douglas Interview [072721]

ECW icon “The Franchise” Shane Douglas joins Greg DeMarco and Patrick O’Dowd for this classic interview!

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ECW icon “The Franchise” Shane Douglas joins Greg DeMarco and Patrick O’Dowd for this classic interview!

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Today’s hosts Greg DeMarco (@chairshotgreg) & Patrick O’Dowd (@wrestlngrealist) sat down with ECW legend Shane Douglas for an amazing 2012 interview that was slated for 10-15 minutes and went 45, all thanks to the engaging attitude of “The Franchise.”

  • Shane talks about his relationship with Ric Flair and how it got there.
  • A discussion around Shane Douglas throwing down the NWA Worlds Heavyweight Championship, how it came to be, and how he really didn’t want to do it.
  • Shane provides the background and details for his ECW reunion events (at the time).
  • All this and more with legendary wrestling figure “The Franchise” Shane Douglas!

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WWE’s Top 50 Tag Teams – Was it Right?

Rob applies some of his genius in breaking down the hits, misses and which one WWE got exactly right on their Top 50 Tag Teams list. Check it out!

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A few weeks ago the WWE began releasing their Top 50 tag teams in history, and now that the full list is out there I thought it would be a good time to reflect on it a bit.  Lists are subjective of course, but as is usually the case there were some choices made here that were flat out head scratchers.  Some too high and some too low.  And there was one in particular that was just right.  So to sum it all up in one question:

Who got robbed, who got hooked up, and who was just right?

Robbed:  The Usos

How could the number seven spot be a disservice?  Well, let’s see.  Jimmy and Jey have been together longer than Edge & Christian (4), The Hart Foundation (3), and even the New Day (1).  They were in the WWE longer than The Legion of Doom (6), and the Dudleys (5).  And they have more titles than the LOD or the Harts.  They also have more memorable matches than the Harts or LOD did in the WWE.  And they assuredly faced stiffer competition than the LOD did during their time there.  When you add all that up you can definitely make a case for them being as high as number 2, and I’d say they should be no lower than 4th behind New Day, the Dudleys, and the Hardys.

Hooked Up:  The Legion of Doom 

Hawk and Animal are to this day my favorite tag team ever.  That being said, there is no way on God’s green earth that their time in the WWF can be considered anything close to their best years.  By the time they arrived in the WWF in 1990 they were already past their peak as their best years were spent in the AWA, NWA, and Japan.  The only thing they did more in the WWF was win world titles (two vs one apiece in the NWA and AWA).  Putting them at number 6 is clearly a pander to old guys like me who saw them in their prime but trust me, I would have totally understood if they’d been like number 20 instead.

Speaking of guys who wore facepaint and all black…..

Robbed:  Demolition

As much as Hawk and Animal were my favorites, Demolition was the opposite.  Look, they were obvious knockoffs of the Road Warriors and as a big Road Warrior mark I was not here for them.  But that doesn’t mean they didn’t have the better WWF career.  In four years together they had three title reigns, which was unheard of at that time, including the longest reign ever until New Day broke it in 2016.  From WrestleMania IV through Summerslam 1990 Demolition held the tag team titles for 698 out of 883 days, 79 percent of the time.  But once Hawk and Animal finally came to the WWF their usefulness ended and they’ve been cast into the dustbin of history.  And while that was kind of the point of their whole existence it’s not fair to these guys who beat every team in the division over a three years period to treat them as if they were together for six months or something.  Number 11 is just too low.

Hooked Up:  The Rockers

Putting them at 14 is clearly a nod to Shawn Michaels and his post Rockers career, because it damn sure can’t be about what they did as a team.  In three and a half years they officially won zero championships and were basically a .500 team who were there to put over the top teams of the moment while getting enough wins to stay relevant.  Yes they were the most talented team of their time but they were never booked as more than guys to make someone else look good then lose.  Is that worthy of recognition?  Sure.  Is it good for being in the top half of the top 50?  Yeah.  But number 14, ahead of teams who won multiple championships?  Nope.

Speaking of which….

Robbed:  The Smoking Gunns

Billy and Bart Gunn were together for three years and won the tag titles three times, and they’ve seemingly been banished to the Shadow Realm because Billy went on to bigger and better things as part of DX and Bart made the mistake of winning the Brawl for it All.  They’re listed at number 47 behind multiple teams who had fewer reigns and/or weren’t together as long.  Should they be ahead of the Rockers?  I don’t know about that but the gap should definitely be a lot smaller than 33 slots for sure.

Hooked up:  The Mega Powers

Another reward for two guys for their singles careers.  Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage are of course two of the biggest icons in wrestling history, but they teamed up in a proper tag team match a whopping two times.  That’s it.  Need I say more?  To be honest they shouldn’t even be on the list at all.

Robbed:  The Bar

In a little over two years Sheamus and Cesaro were champions 4 times between Raw and Smackdown, worked three WrestleManias and beat a Murderers Row of opponents – New Day, the Usos, Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose, the Hardys – so putting them at 28 behind several teams that did less like the Steiners or teams that never really competed in the tag division like the aforementioned Mega Powers is a joke.

Just Right:  The New Day

Number one was correct.  Over ten times as champions across both Raw and Smackdown and they’ve faced everyone along the way from the Usos to the Bar to Harper and Rowan to the Hurt Business to Gallows and Anderson to the Lucha Dragons and more.  They’ve been in some of the most spectacular matches ever with those guys and the other teams like the Street Profits, Cesaro and Tyson Kidd, and the Shield.  They’ve been together for almost seven years now and became a big enough act to launch one of their members to a World Title victory at WrestleMania 35.  No tag team has accomplished more at any level as a unit in wrestling history, let alone the WWE.  When you sit down and really think about it there is no debate whatsoever.  This was the most important pick of the list and they nailed it.


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