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Mitchell’s NJPW Kizuna Road Results & Report! (7/1/21)

Three 1v1’s before the big 3v3!

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NJPW Kizuna Road

Who has momentum going into tomorrow’s NEVER Openweight Six Man title match?

NJPW enters the homestretch of Kizuna Road! In three special singles showdowns, Chaos and #ThirdGen build momentum for their Six Man title match!

NOTE: NJPW no longer wants to feed AXS TV now that it is with Anthem and Impact Wrestling. But never fear, I will cover NJPW in the spirit of AXS in providing the most important matches of the show.

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • YOSHI-HASHI VS Hiroyoshi Tenzan; Hashi wins.
  • Hirooki Goto VS Satoshi Kojima; Kojima wins.
  • Tomohiro Ishii VS Yuji Nagata; Ishii wins.

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YOSHI-HASHI VS Hiroyoshi Tenzan!

First up, The Head Hunter and Inari no Mogyu! This is the all important first of three tonight, who takes an early lead?

The bell rings and fans rally as Hashi and Tenzan circle. They approach, tie up and are in a deadlock. Tenzan finds a point of leverage and gets Hashi to the ropes. The ref calls for the break but Hashi turns things around. Hashi fakes Tenzan out with the chop, gives him Okada style shoulder pats, then SLAPS him! Fans cheer the brazen attitude as Hashi backs off. Tenzan rushes Hashi but Hashi kicks him low. Hashi gets a headlock, Tenzan powers up but can’t power out as Hashi holds tight! Hashi grinds Tenzan to the mat, Tenzan fights his way back up, and Tenzan tries again. Hashi still holds on and fans rally up! Tenzan endures the grind, fights up and throws body shots.

Tenzan finally gets free of the headlock, and Hashi rams him with a shoulder! Tenzan doesn’t budge, and he dares Hashi to do it again. Hashi does, and he rams Tenzan again, but neither man falls. Tenzan runs now but Hashi elbows him! Hashi runs but Tenzan runs him over! Fans cheer as Tenzan fires up! Tenzan stomps Hashi, paces around, and drags Hashi up for a headbutt! Hashi drops to a knee, Tenzan gets him back up and headbutts again! Tenzan drags Hashi up for a Mongolian Chop! And another! And another! Hashi falls over and fans cheer as Tenzan eggs him on. Hashi sits up, Tenzan kicks at him but Hashi gets mad.

Tenzan headbutts, runs, but Hashi trips him up and drags him out! Hashi RAMS Tenzan into railing, then walks off the pain in his head from those headbutts. Hashi gets Tenzan up, and whips him hard into railing! Tenzan writhes on the floor and Hashi goes over to fetch him. Hashi gets Tenzan up again to CHOP! Even commentary feels that one! And the next CHOP, too! Hashi puts Tenzan in the ring, stomps him down, then brings him back up. Hashi bumps Tenzan off buckles, CHOPS him again, and again! Hashi throws forearms on Tenzan, the ref counts but Hashi CHOPS to top it off! Fans cheer while Tenzan falls over! Hashi stands on Tenzan’s head as he eggs him on!

The ref counts, Hashi scrapes his sole on Tenzan’s forehead as he lets off, and then Hashi stalks Tenzan. Hashi brings Tenzan up to CLUB him, then CLUB him again! Tenzan growls but Hashi CHOPS him! Tenzan throws CHOPS of his own! Hashi CHOPS, Tenzan CHOPS and runs, but Hashi mule kicks and CHOPS! Hashi fires up and runs, but Tenzan WHEEL KICKS him! Fans fire up as Tenzan fires up, and Tenzan goes back to stomp Hashi. Tenzan brings Hashi up for more Mongolian Chops in a corner! Hashi sits down, Tenzan digs his boot in, but the ref counts. Tenzan lets off at 2, and drags Hashi up to headbutt him! Tenzan whips Hashi corner to corner and SPLASHES!

Tenzan fires up as he calls his shot, and he suplexes Hashi for a BIG suplex! Cover, TWO! Tenzan gets annoyed but fans rally up. Tenzan stands Hashi up, whips him to another corner, then runs in to clothesline! Hashi sits down, Tenzan stomps him, then goes out to the apron and climbs up the corner. Tenzan drags Hashi up by his hair, for CALF BRANDING! The knee-drop bulldog has Hashi down, but Tenzan stomps him for good measure. Fans rally, Tenzan drags Hashi back up, and CHOPS him down! Cover, TWO! ANACONDA VICE!! Hashi scrambles around and gets the ropebreak! Fans cheer and the ref counts, Tenzan lets go in frustration.

Tenzan gets up and eggs Hashi on. Tenzan stands Hashi up, headbutts him again, then CHOPS him! Hashi falls over so Tenzan gets him up for another headbutt! Tenzan stomps Hashi at the ropes, runs, but Hashi gets up to kick low! Hashi throws forearms, whips but Tenzan reverses, only for Hashi to hit HEADHUNTER! Tenzan is down after the blockbuster but he crawls to a corner while Hashi goes to the other. Tenzan gets up but Hashi runs in to CHOP! Hashi mule kicks, turns Tenzan, for the HEADBUSTER! Cover, TWO! The neckbreaker is not enough, but Hashi gets right on the BUTTERFLY LOCK! Tenzan endures, fights up, and chops away on Hashi’s back!

Hashi throws a forearm, Tenzan hits back! Hashi forearms again, Tenzan hits back! They continue back and forth, then Hashi CHOPS! Tenzan Mongolian Chops! And again! Hashi CHOPS, Tenzan Mongolian Chops! They repeat, and Tenzan brings Hashi to his knees! Tenzan headbutts, runs, but Hashi kicks again! Tenzan CLUBS Hashi, headbutts him, then runs, but Hashi rams shoulders! And headbutts! Tenzan headbutts Hashi down! FALLING HEADBUTT! Cover, TWO! ANACONDA VICE AGAIN! Hashi endures, turns it and has a cover! TWO!! Tenzan still has the hold and cranks way back on Hashi’s bad arm!

Hashi fights, sitting up and slipping around, only for Tenzan to hit an Anaconda URENAGE! Cover, TWO!! Hashi survives and is free, but fans fire up for both men! Tenzan stands and says he’s going to go up top! Tenzan climbs, aims and leaps, but Hashi avoids the Diving Headbutt! Tenzan flops off the mat and slowly sits up. Hashi also rises, and Hashi fires up as he runs! LARIAT! Tenzan stays up so Hashi runs again! Tenzan blocks but Hashi CHOPS! Tenzan HEADBUTTS! Hashi falls, Tenzan staggers, but Tenzanruns, into a LARIAT! Cover, TWO!! Tenzan lives but Hashi fires up, SUPERKICK! Hashi sits Tenzan up, runs, METEORA! Cover, TWO!!

But Hashi sits Tenzan up for the BUTTERFLY LOCK! Fans rally as Tenzan endures and fights to his feet! Tenzan throws body shots but Hashi wrangles him back down! Tenzan taps, Hashi wins!

Winner: Yoshi-Hashi, by submission

The crucial first point belongs to Chaos! But with the other match-ups still to come, will the NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Champions stay strong on Kizuna Road?

 

Hirooki Goto VS Satoshi Kojima!

Secondly, the Fierce Warrior and the King of Cozy Style! We saw Chaos score first for his trio, but now we see if #ThirdGen can get on the board! Will it be 2-0 or 1-1 after this all important second match-up?

The bell rings and fans rally up again as these two circle. The two tie up and are in a deadlock, much like the previous match. They push each other but Kojima puts Goto on ropes. Kojima lets off with a sharp pat on the shoulders and fans cheer as they go again. Goto and Kojima tie up again, Goto headlocks, but Kojima throws body shots. Goto cranks the headlock, Kojima powers out but Goto runs him over! Goto runs, Kojima drops but rams shoulders! Goto stays up, waistlocks, but Kojima elbows back and wrenches to a hammerlock. Kojima shifts to a headlock, Goto puts him on the ropes, but Goto lets off, to kick low! Goto CLUBS away on Kojima, but lets off as the ref counts.

Kojima comes back to run Goto over! Fans fire up as Kojima makes the pecs dance. Goto bails out, Kojima goes out after him, and throws clubbing elbows at the railing. Kojima kicks and CLUBS Goto, then whips him hard into railing! Fans cheer and Kojima stomps and forearms Goto down. Kojima digs his knee into Goto and pushes Goto into the railing! The ref goes out to reprimands Kojima but Kojima tells him to shut up! Kojima lets off, brings Goto up and whips him again, but Goto reverses to send Kojima into railing! Goto runs in but Kojima boots him back! Kojima rushes at Goto but Goto dodges, and Kojima clotheslines the post!

Kojima leans against the apron but Goto attacks! Goto goes after the bad arm with clubbing elbows! Goto then whips Kojima hard into the railing! The ref starts the ring count as Kojima falls back. Goto gets Kojima up, wraps the bad arm around railing and BOOTS it! Goto gets Kojima back in the ring and then stomps him down. Kojima gets up but Kojima CLUBS him. Goto wraps the bad arm around ropes and pulls! The ref reprimands, counts, but Goto lets go at 3, to go after the arm again! Goto also throws elbows in! The ref backs Goto off, fans rally up, and Goto brings Kojima around to wrench and wrangle Kojima to the mat for a cording hold!

Kojima endures, Goto shifts the angle, but Kojima reaches up to headscissor. Goto shrugs that off so Kojima reaches and gets a ropebreak! Goto lets off but brings Kojima up to CLUB and whip, then elbow Kojima down! Cover, TWO, but Goto gets a a double wristlock! Kojima endures again but fans rally up. Goto shifts to an ARMBAR! Kojima clasps hands to block, but Goto pulls harder! Kojima sits up and moves around but Goto holds on! Kojima scoots around and gets another ropebreak! The ref counts, Goto lets off clean this time, and Goto looms over Kojima. Goto stomps Kojima and eggs him on before clubbing him again.

Kojima throws forearms but Goto wrenches and uppercuts the arm! Kojima clutches the elbow, Goto CLUBS him on the back again! Goto gets Kojima for a BIG back suplex! But Kojima is right back up!? Kojima back suplexes Goto! Fans fire up for “KO-JI-MA! KO-JI-MA!” as he stalks Goto to a corner. Kojima stomps, CHOPS then whips corner to corner. Goto reverses, runs in but Kojima dodges to CHOP! MACHINE GUN CHOPS! Goto turns it around to fire off forearms! Kojima turns it around to fire off more CHOPS! Goto ROCKS Kojima but Kojima CHOPS Goto! Goto sits down, stinging from that one!

Kojima whips Goto corner to corner, runs in and forearm smashes! Snapmare, and Kojima fires up! Kojima climbs to ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Goto survives but fans rally behind Kojima! Kojima stands Goto up and fires off forearms, then a ROLLING ELBOW! Kojima runs, Goto follows and LARIATS! Fans rally as both men are down, and Kojima sits up first. Goto grits his teeth and glares at Kojima as he gets him by the hair. Goto forearms Kojima to a corner, whips him corner to corner, then runs in to MURAMASA! And BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Fans still rally as Kojima survives, but Goto gets him back up. Goto fireman’s carries, but Kojima fights free!

Kojima waistlocks, Goto elbows free, and Goto clotheslines Kojima in the corner! Fans fire up with Goto as he climbs up now! Kojima ROCKS Goto first! Kojima CHOPS, climbs, but Goto fights back with body shots! Goto headbutts Kojima down! Goto adjusts, but Kojima LARIATS Goto off the top!! Goto tumbles to the floor and fans fire up again! A ring count starts as both men are down! The count is already 10 of 20 before Kojima goes out to fetch Goto. Kojima gets Goto up at 14 and puts him in to finish this in the ring! Fans cheer the sportsmanship as Kojima covers, TWO! Goto is still in this but Kojima keeps his cool.

Kojima drags Goto up, cravats, but Goto fights with body shots! Goto ROCKS Kojima but Kojima forearms back! Goto forearms again, Kojima hits back, and the brawl continues! Fans rally as they build up speed! Kojima ROCKS Goto now, keeps throwing forearms, then runs. Goto follows, Kojima dodges but Goto dodges! DOUBLE LARIATS collide! The Cozy Lariat wins out as Goto falls over! Kojima drags Goto up, cravat for the COZY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Kojima takes off the elbow pad, but he runs into a fireman’s carry! USHIGOROSHI! Both men are down but fans rally up again! Goto snarls as he rises while Kojima writhes.

Hashi has appeared ringside to cheer on his tag partner. Goto drags Kojima up but Kojima falls over! Goto stomps him, gets him back up, but Kojima swings! Goto blocks to wrench, SOUTHPAW COZY LARIAT!! Cover, TWO!! Goto still lives but Kojima is too tired to be frustrated. Kojima rises, powers up the right arm, and builds speed, but Goto boots him! Goto blocks the lariat, dragon sleepers, but Kojima fights through! Goto uses the facelock for REVERSE GTR! Fans rally back up and Goto drags Kojima back up! Suplex to DRAPING GTR!! Cover, TWO!?! Kojima still lives and fans fire up again! Hashi coaches Goto and Goto fires himself back up.

Kojima stands, Goto powers up, but Kojima blocks the kick to CLUB the leg! Kojima runs, but Goto ducks! Kojima keeps going, Goto dodges again, but the COZY LARIAT still takes Goto out!! Cover, KOJIMA WINS!

Winner: Satoshi Kojima, by pinfall

That was definitely a battle! And with it, tonight’s three match series is tied! So who then comes out of tonight with the momentum for tomorrow’s title match?

 

Tomohiro Ishii VS Yuji Nagata!

Last but certainly not least, the Stone Pitbull and Blue Justice! This match felt like it might’ve happened one way or another, but now it is the last step before the NEVER Openweight Six Man Championships! Who wins this all important third and final round?

Hashi is now in Ishii’s corner as the bell rings, and Ishii immediately fires off on Nagata! Nagata gives it all back and now we have a back and forth! Nagata gets the edge, runs but Ishii dodges the boot. Ishii runs, Nagata dodges the lariat, then dodges another. Nagata feints a dropkick, but Ishii sees the basement dropkick coming! Nagata avoids the sliding lariat, Ishii avoids the buzzsaw, and the two stand off as fans cheer. Fans rally as Ishii and Nagata stare down. They tie up and are in tonight’s third deadlock. Nagata has leverage but Ishii is sturdy. Nagata gets Ishii on ropes after a third attempt, but Ishii turns it around. Ishii lets off, but then SLAPS Nagata!

Nagata shrugs that off and grapples with Ishii! Takedown to ARMBAR! Ishii scrambles, clasps hands, but Nagata pulls them apart again! Ishii moves around, clasps hands, but Nagata shifts to get a leg, then goes right after the arm again! Ishii gets a ropebreak, and Nagata lets off fast. Nagata stomps Ishii, brings him up, and YANKS the arm. Nagata knees Ishii against ropes, and again, then whips. Ishii reverses and SPINNING POWERSLAMS! It was almost a snap suplex or toss, but fans fire up as Ishii rises. Ishii storms over to Nagata, kicks him around, but Nagata gets mad. Ishii CHOPS Nagata but Nagata eggs him on. Ishii CHOPS again, but Nagata grits his teeth.

Ishii CHOPS and Nagata falls over, only to sit up again! Fans cheer the grit, but Ishii slaps Nagata around. Nagata gets up to throw a forearm but Ishii doesn’t flinch. Nagata throws more forearms, and more forearms, but Ishii CHOPS him back down! Ishii does have to steady himself after that, feeling those forearms after all. Fans rally “I-SHI-I!” “NA-GA-TA!” Ishii sits Nagata up to KICK him in the back! Ishii sits Nagata up again to KICK him again! Nagata gets mad and glares at Ishii, but Ishii KICKS him a third time! Ishii asks what’s up, and Nagata gets up. Ishii CHOPS him again, then CHOPS again! Nagata roars, Ishii CHOPS!

Fans continue to rally, “I-SHI-TA! NA-GA-I!” (I was long?) as Ishii looms over Nagata. Nagata gets up but Ishii CHOPS him again! Ishii puts Nagata in a corner to CHOP! Nagata eggs him on so Ishii CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS! Nagata sits down but still glares defiantly! Ishii CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS! Red Shoes has Ishii back off to make sure Nagata didn’t get chopped in the throat. Nagata grits his teeth, and Ishii eggs him on! Nagata tells him to shut up and bring it, so Ishii CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS again! And again! And again! Nagata is turning red in both face and chest but he just keeps taking CHOP after CHOP after CHOP!

Nagata sits down again, fans rally again as the spot on his chest is turning purple! Nagata stands up, Ishii whips but Nagata reverses and runs in to kitchen sink knee! Nagata takes a moment with the stinging in his chest while Ishii clutches his stomach. Ishii sits up but Nagata gives him a KICK! Ishii shakes his head, and Nagata KICKS again! Ishii drops down this time and Nagata dares him to sit up. Ishii does sit up, and Nagata KICKS him again! Nagata stalks Ishii to a corner, whips him corner to corner, and runs in to BOOT! Nagata reels Ishii in but Ishii blocks the lift! Nagata elbows Ishii then BUTTERFLY SUPLEXES! Cover, TWO!

Fans still rally, Nagata brings Ishii up, but Ishii suplexes instead! Nagata seethes as he sits up, and Nagata brings Ishii up for forearms. Ishii hits back, Nagata ROCKS him! Ishii tries to hit back but Nagata ROCKS him again! Ishii is slowing down, so Nagata DECKS him! Fans rally, Nagata sits Ishii up to KICK him in the back! But Ishii scowls as he gets to his feet! Ishii SLAPS Nagata dizzy! Nagata staggers to a corner, Ishii starts to feel the damage now but he leans against ropes. Fans rally up, Nagata gets up in a corner, but Ishii is there to CHOP and forearm! CHOP, forearm, CHOP, forearm, on repeat! Ishii stops only because his back bothers him, but fans still rally.

Ishii stands Nagata up, whips him corner to corner, but Nagata comes back! Ishii deflects the boot to GERMAN SUPLEX! Fans fire up as both men stir. Hashi coaches Ishii and Ishii goes after Nagata in a corner. Ishii hoists Nagata up top, climbs up to join him, and gets Nagata up! Nagata fights, but Ishii gets him over for the SUPERPLEX! Ishii crawls to the cover, TWO!! Blue Justice still lives and fans fire up again! Ishii keeps his cool while catching his breath, and then he fires up as he stands. Ishii waits on Nagata to rise, and then Ishii runs, but Nagata boots him! Ishii spins, but into a takedown! CROSSFACE!

Fans rally as Ishii endures and Nagata pulls back! Ishii fades but Nagata pulls back even harder! Ishii crawls, reaches, but Nagata rolls him away from the ropes! Nagata pulls back harder, wanting Ishii to quit before he passes out! Ishii endures, reaches, and gets the ropebreak with a foot! Nagata lets Ishii go and fans rally up again! Nagata drags Ishii up, and BUZZAWS the arm! Ishii clutches it, and Nagata KICKS him again! And again! Ishii leans against ropes, Nagata brings him back up by the bad arm and wrenches to an ELBOW BREAKER! Ishii falls to his knees but Nagata gets him back up! Another wrench, but Ishii headbutts free!

Ishii throws elbows with the good arm, but Nagata DECKS him with one! Fans rally again but Red Shoes checks on Ishii. Ishii is still conscious, so the match continues. Hashi coaches Ishii but Nagata gets him up first. Nagata hoists Ishii up top now, and climbs up to stand Ishii, for the EXPLODER OF JUSTICE!! Cover, TWO!! Ishii survives and the fans fire up again! Nagata gets Ishii up, runs, and PENALTY KICKS! Nagata doesn’t stop there, he gets Ishii up, but Ishii blocks the back suplex! Ishii headlock punches, throws clubbing elbows, but Nagata KNEES him down! Nagata looms over Ishii and fans fire up as Ishii rises! Nagata aims and kicks, into a lariat! Ishii HEADBUTTS Nagata down!

Fans fire up while both men stir on the mat. Ishii gets to ropes and drags himself up. Nagata sits up, grits his teeth and pushes up off the mat. Ishii wobbles back to Nagata, but Nagata throws forearms! Ishii throws them back, so Nagata throws more! Ishii throws elbows, Nagata SLAPS Ishii! Ishii SLAPS back! Both men stagger, but they come back and Nagata SLAPS Ishii again! Ishii SLAPS back, so Nagata SLAPS again! It is a SLAP fight! Ishii staggers to ropes and falls over! Nagata eggs him on, Ishii gets mad, and Ishii comes back for the SLAP fight to continue! Nagata is getting the better of Ishii but Ishii doesn’t back down! Ishii starts giving SLAPS as soon as he takes them!

Wait, Ishii staggers again, and Nagata keeps on him from all sides! Ishii ENZIGURIS outta nowhere! Both men fall over and fans are fired back up! Ishii roars, headbutts buckles to fire up, and runs at Nagata! Nagata catches him for an EXPLODER! But both men rise, and Ishii LARIATS! Cover, TWO!! Nagata survives again and fans are thunderous! “NA-GA-TA! I-SHI-I!” Ishii sits up, perhaps a bloody lip, and he crawls over to Nagata. Ishii sits Nagata up, builds speed, SLIDING LARIAT! Cover, TWO!!! Ishii is furious but he powers up again! Ishii gets Nagata up, reels him in, suplexes, but Nagata fights free! Ishii comes back, into a WHEEL KICK!

Both men are down again but the fans haven’t given up yet! Nagata pushes himself back up, Ishii gets to a corner, and Nagata runs in to JUSTICE KNEE!! Ishii falls down but Nagata drags him back up! Ishii flops over, Nagata covers, ROPEBREAK! Ishii saves himself but Nagata drags him back up. Nagata reels him in, suplexes, but Ishii knees free! Ishii wrenches, headbutts, but Nagata ENZIGURIS! Nagata waistlocks and uses ropes for a SNAP GERMAN SUPLEX! Fans are thunderous again as Nagata gets Ishii up. Nagata suplexes to THUNDER DEATH DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!?!? Ishii survives Nagata’s own brainbuster and the fans are thunderous again!

Nagata gets back up, gets Ishii back up, and reels him in, but Ishii slips out of the back suplex! Ishii blocks the urenage to suplex, for HIS BRAINBUSTER!! Cover, ISHII WINS!!

Winner: Tomohiro Ishii, by pinfall

The Stone Pitbull takes down Blue Justice and Chaos wins the night, 2-1! And with his actions speaking for him, Ishii heads backstage to prepare for tomorrow. But with as much as this took out of both men, will this victory prove pyrrhic in the end?


My Thoughts:

A pretty good event though still with some filler in the first half. This was also a shorter event in total, with it essentially coming in at two hours after taking out intermission and not worrying about the post show interviews. Having three separate singles matches of the NEVER Openweight Six Man Champions and their challengers was a great idea, as was having all three being after intermission. Each match was very good, naturally building in quality from the first to the last. I knew with Hashi winning, Kojima would win to keep things interesting. Ishii VS Nagata was great stuff, especially for Nagata who is getting up there. Chaos winning 2-1 would make you think #ThirdGen wins, but as far as I can tell, NJPW doesn’t usually let math dictate the terms so it could go either way.

My Score: 8.3/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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The Queen is coming for her crown!

Athena & Billie Starkz are the top champions in the ROH Women’s Division, but Queen Aminata’s coming after them! Who will she target first?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Isiah Kassidy VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes; Zay wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Top Flight VS The Dark Order; Top Flight wins.
  • Anna Jay VS Allysin Kay; Anna wins.
  • Johnny TV w/ Taya Valkyrie VS Will Austin; Johnny wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The Mogul Embassy VS MANDERS & BEEFTANK; The Embassy wins.
  • Yuka Sakazaki VS Leila Grey; Yuka wins.
  • ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground Match: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Outrunners; The Kingdom wins and denies The Outrunners a title match.
  • Taya Valkyrie w/ Johnny TV VS Laynie Luck; Taya wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Lance Archer & The Righteous VS Jon Cruz, GPA & Ren Jones; Archer & The Righteous win.
  • Abadon VS Nova; Abadon wins.
  • Triple Threat: Blake Christian VS AR Fox VS The Beast Mortos; Mortos wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Isiah Kassidy VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes!

Brother Zay and the Commander of the Skies are coming down from the high of competing against Rob Van Dam on April 20th, but they’re both ready to get back up. Will Kassidy earn his shot (shot shot) at a championship? Or will the AAA Cruiserweight Champion be aiming for ROH gold?

The Code of Honor is upheld, but Zay has his fingers crossed! Zay trips Komander at the bell, says he’s too smart, then he steps on Komander’s dropdown to say “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” and “SUCK IT!” Komander keeps cool, he and Zay tie up, and Komander headlocks. Zay pulls on the mask, powers up and out to hurdle, but then Komander steps on him! Komander mocks “SHOTS! SHOTS!” Zay runs up, Komander avoids the boot to then wrench, wrench and mule kick a leg! Kmoander steps over, rolls through, then rolls again, to a HALF CRAB! Zay endures, fights around, ROPEBREAK! Komander lets go and Zay stands back up.

The fans rally, Komander runs in but is put on the apron. Zay runs in but into a slingshot BOOT! Zay comes back but Komander goes up and headscissors Zay into buckles. Komander comes back to springboard, wheelbarrow, but Zay HOTSHOTS Komander and then throws him down! The fans boo but Zay says they don’t teach that at school. Just follow Zay and he’ll get your right. Zay then smothers Komander with his towel! The ref reprimands, Zay lets off and Komander sputters to a corner. Zay bumps Komander off buckles, CHOPS him, then stomps Komander down. Zay says “SHOTS! SHOTS!” as he gives stomp after stomp.

The ref counts, Zay lets off at 4 and dusts his shoes off. Zay goes back to scuff Komander, taunt him, but the fans rally up for Komander. Zay scuffs Komander more, eggs him on, but Komander fights up to fire hands! Zay ducks a roundhouse but not the HEEL KICK! Zay leans on ropes, Komander runs in but Zay puts him on the apron. Komander gets up but Zay triangle jump STUNNERS! Komander flops to the floor, Zay scowls and goes out after him. The fans rally, Zay backs Abrahantes off, and the fans boo. Zay goes back for Komander, SMACKS him off barriers, then grabs the chair.

The fans boo, Zay says watch this, it’s about to be an 8K. Zay runs and uses the chair to LAUNCH, into barriers! Komander avoids disaster, puts Zay in the ring, and he hurries to a corner. The fans fire up as Komander springboards, but Zay moves! Komander rolls through, ducks ‘n’ dodges then RANAS! The fans fire up while Zay bails out. Komander builds speed and WRECKS Zay with a dropkick! Then ASAI MOONSAULT and down goes Zay! The fans fire up, Komander drags Zay up and in, then he springboards again, for a SWANTON BOMB! Cover, TWO! Zay stays in this as fans chant “DOS! DOS! DOS!”

Zay goes to the apron, Komander storms up and stands him up. Zay shoves Komander away, goes up the corner, but Komander runs up! Zay anticipates and GAMANGIRIS! Zay goes up to SUPSER SUSNET FLIP, but Komander flips through!! The fans fire up and Zay is shocked! Zay still BOOTS Komander, fires forearms, but Komander bobs ‘n’ weaves to SLAP, UPPERCUT and power up! Zay turns Komander around but gets a SHOTEI! Komander then jumps up top POISON-RANA! The fans fire up again and Komander runs, but into a SPANISH FLY! Cover, TWO! Or as the fans remind us, “DOS! DOS! DOS!”

Zay says Komander’s done wasting his time. Zay whips, Komander reverses but Zay reverses back to scoop, only for Komander to tilt-o-whirl sunset flip! TWO, but Komander tries a side roll sunset, TWO! Zay escapes, Komander dodges his haymaker and waistlocks. Zay switches, Komander switches back, but Zay grabs the ref! LOW BLOW MULE KICK!! The fans boo as Zay gets away with that one! Abrahantes protests but the ref can’t call what he didn’t see! Zay blows a kiss, before the INVERTED TWIST OF FATE! Cover, Zay wins!

Winner: Isiah Kassidy, by pinfall

Brother Zay didn’t break rules but he did find a loophole to DELETE Komander’s momentum. Will Zay soon have a WONDERFUL ascension to the top of ROH?

 

ROH hears from Bullet Club Gold.

It was backstage at AEW Dynasty this past Sunday that the Bang Bang Gang unified the AEW and ROH World Trios Championships! Jay White says, “Today, our destiny, fulfilling our destiny by building our Dynasty! Y’see, I’m full! I’m full of that feeling when I get to say, I told you so! When I came to AEW, joined forces with The Gunns, I said the Gunns were money! Brought them in along with Juice Robinson, to Bullet Club GOLD. I said I would bring you gold, and boys, we’re running out of space. Because we’ve got gold a plenty, haven’t we, boys? Cuz I’m the mother effin’ Catalyst of Professional Wrestling! I told you so!”

Austin says their backpacks are heavier on the ride home, but that extra weight just reminds him that the Bang Bang Gang runs this Trios ish! Colten says they like to have fun before and after, but during? They don’t take no ish! There’s this saying around here, “Restore the Feeling.” That’s something for the young guys to get on TV, but guess who are never mentioned? The Gunns! Is it because they’ve been in too many main events? Is it because they’ve been tag team world champions? And now they’re AEW & ROH Trios Champions! The Gunns are the best damn team in the world! White is the best singles man in the world!

And tonight, they are the BEST trio in the world!! And if you’re not down with that, they’ve got two words for ya: GUNS UP!! The Bang Bang Gang is firing on all cylinders, but will they be able to shoot down those who take aim at them?

 

Six Man Tag: Top Flight VS The Dark Order!

Speaking of the trios championships, Action Andretti, and the brothers Martin get their shot at the Bang Bang Gang this Saturday! Will Top Flight pick up speed going into that Collision? Or will Evil Uno, John Silver & Alex Reynolds prove they are worthy contenders?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the trios sort out, and Darius Martin starts against Johnny Hungy. The bell rings, the fans rally and the two circle. The fans rally for “JOHNNY HUNGY!” as the two tie up. Darius wrenches, wristlocks, but Silver spins and fireman’s carries for the takeover. Silver has the cording hold but Darius fights up. Silver wrenches but Darius spins, slips around, waistlocks, spins Silver and cravats for the neck wrench. Silver endures, powers up and out, but Darius rolls over the dropdown. Darius sweeps a leg to cover, ONE! Darius turns Silver’s sweep into a cradle, TWO!

Silver gets up but Darius arm-drags him back down. The fans cheer, Darius wrenches Silver and tags Action. Action runs to LEAP FROG ATTACK the arm! Action wrenches Silver, tags Dante, and Dante goes up to AX HANDLE the arm! Dante clamps onto the arm, digs a knuckle into Silver’s ribs, or was it a tickle attack? Tag to Darius and Dante snapmares Silver. Darius runs to basement dropkick! Cover, ONE!! Silver stays in this but Darius stays on him. Tag to Dante, Top Flight reel Silver in but the rest of Dark Order save him from the double suplex! So Action jumps in and Top Flight TRIPLE SUPERKICKS!

The fans fire up while Uno and Reynolds spill back out. Action and Darius aim, DOUBLE PLANCHA but Uno and Reynolds DECK them outta the air! Dante brings Silver up but Silver fights the half nelson to then whip Dante into the ropes! Silver then runs up, Uno & Reynolds join in, TRIPLE DROPKICK! Silver then waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX Dante into a bridging cover, TWO! Silver tags Reynolds and he short arm LARIATS Dante! Cover, TWO! Reynolds brings Dante up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Uno. Uno CHOPS Dante, then snapmares him to stomp him down! The fans rally for Uno as he tautns Action.

Uno goes back for Dante but Dante throws body shots. Uno CLUBS Dante, bumps him off buckles, and tags Reynolds. Silver holds Dante in whiel Reynolds whips Uno for the SPLASH! Uno goes again, but Dante dodges, goes up and over Reynolds, hot tag to Action! The Sight to See rallies on the Dark Order! ELBOW for Uno! BOOT for Silver! ELBOW for Reynolds! Uno kicks low, whips, but Action handsprings to DOUBLE BACK ELBOW! The fans fire up as Action kips up, and he runs in at Reynolds in a corner. UPPERCUT! Uno runs in but the SPLASH is sent into Reynolds! Uno staggers away, Action DECKS Reynolds!

Action aims, slingshot and SPLIT LEG but he has to bail out as Reynolds moves! Action just uses that to roll and PELE Uno! SPANISH FLY on Reynolds! Cover, Silver breaks it! Darius tosses Silver out but Silver ROCKS Darius! Darius drops down but Dante runs in and uses Darius as a step, POETRY IN MOTION! Silver falls, Reynolds dodges Darius to RAM Dante! Dante comes back, Darius helps him get up and over, then Dante helps in the TORNADO DDT! Darius sets Reynolds up for the STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, Uno shoves Dante onto it! Uno then CHOPS Darius down and goes to his corner.

Reynolds crawls over, hot tag to Uno! Uno fires forearms on all of Top Flight! Uno winds up, but Dante JUMP KNEES! Darius mule kicks! Action KICKS, Darius BUZZSAWS! But then Silver & Reynolds drag the Martins out! Uno dodges Action, tells him to STOP, then ROCKS him! The rest of Dark Order get in, Reynolds spins Action before the TRIPLE ROLLING ELBOWS!! Action wobbles, Uno reels him in, and Silver gives Reynolds the BOOST to take out the Martins! PILEDRIVER for Action! Cover, TWO!! Action survives and shocks the Dark Order! Uno cools off, tags Silver in, and Silver tags Reynolds.

The Dark Order surrounds Action and the fans rally up. They stand Action up, hoist him up, and Silver builds speed, but the Martins trip Silver! Darius drags Silver out, Action gets away and Dante baits Uno. Uno runs in, Dante goes up and over to JUMP KNEE Reynolds! GAMANGIRI for Uno, then Action SUPERKICKS! Dante DIVES to take out Silver, Darius steps in to COMPLETE SHOT Uno! Action and Darius have Reynolds for the double pump handle, DOUBLE LIGHTNING SPIRAL! Cover, Top Flight wins!

Winners: Top Flight, by pinfall

Action, Dante & Darius are flying high and heading for Collision, will they take those unified World Trios Championships away from the Bang Bang Gang in the blink of an eye?

 

Backstage interview with Athena & Billie Starkz.

Lexy Nair is with the ROH Women’s World and Women’s Television Champions, and says “Ladies and gentlemen, we are calling an Emergency MEM, a Minion Empowerment Meeting.” The Fallen Goddess asks the Minions why they’re here, and Minion #400,237.75 knows why. This is because of Red Velvet and Queen Aminata. They decided to stick their noses in Athena’s moment. The main event of Battle of the Belts, live on TNT, the first time the Overlord has been on live TV in over a YEAR. And Aminata put her hands on Athena, put Athena on her head, and proved that she is nothing more than “a hot piece of porcelain hussy garbage.”

Billie says not to forget about Red Velvet. Velvet acted all high ‘n’ mighty, but she just forgot Billie hasn’t beat her yet. Lexy says then it seems there is some unfinished business. The champs bring Lexy in for an uncomfortable double side hug, and Athena says “Bestie” is right. There is unfinished business. And since MIT is a nonprofit, they’ll give a “scholarship to the biggest ass-whooping Queen Aminata and Red Velvet have ever seen. Got it?” Athena tells Queenie and “Blue Velvet” to either step up or step out. Challenge issued to the Queen and the Chef, but are the Overlord and her sidekick about to get cooked?

 

Mark Sterling speaks.

“Some people get into professional wrestling because they need to. You haven’t needed anything in your entire life. You have an unlimited amount of resources at your fingertips. Money, culture, knowledge. You wanted to excel at this business, so you got the best training, the best workouts, the best diets, the best gear, the best moves. If it’s not the best, it’s simply not you. But the wisest man doesn’t think he’s the best until he’s surrounded by the best. And now, we all are. You are Ariya Daivari. And you are a Premier Athlete. We are the Premier Athletes.”

The Premier Athletes are here in person.

Sterling talks to his stable and tells them the beginning of phase two was a success. They wanted to assert dominance over ROH, and he would say message sent. However, they were not aware that the message would be sent to ROH World Champion, Mark Briscoe, to Dalton Castle, and half of the ROH men’s locker room. It took SIX men to stand face to face to these three. They’ve got Ariya back and more pissed off than ever. They’ve got National Champion, Josh Woods. And they’ve got Tony Nese in peak, physical performance. Now, they all know The Infantry wasn’t personal. They were just in the line of fire.

The Infantry is just on a long list of people who do not deserve the opportunities. Opportunities that belong to these three physical specimens! Because these are The Premier Athletes. When and where will Sterling’s stable finally break through to that next level?

 

Backstage interview with Griff Garrison & Cole Karter.

Lexy is now with Maria Kanellis’ baby boys and says they haven’t had the best luck as of late. What’s next? Karter isn’t sure. They keep getting opportunities, but they keep failing. Karter recently had a match against Christopher Daniels, and he lost! Griff says Karter thinks that’s bad, but Griff lost his shot at the ROH World Championship. Griff has faced Mark Briscoe twice in his career, and he’s 0-2. Karter’s match wasn’t even for a title! Griff had so much more on the line! Maria then walks in and sees her boys are disappointed. Well, Mama is disappointed, too. They both could’ve done much better in their matches.

But every loss is an opportunity. Griff was in the ring with THIRTEEN TIME ROH World Tag Team Champion, Mark Briscoe! Karter was up against Christopher Daniels, a legend! Maria’s been in the ring with both of those men, and they have so much experience. That is what Griff & Karter gain every time they’re out there. Every single loss is an opportunity. And everyone around here is always jealous of the abs and the looks, and it’s great that they are. But eventually, they’ll be jealous of what these two do in the ring. And eventually, these two will get back her championships, the ROH World Tag Team Championships.

Maria leads the way, but does anyone wanna tell her that that would mean her baby boys going up against her husband, Mike Bennett?

 

ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Ground Match: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Outrunners!

Speaking of Mike Bennett, he and Matt Taven are still champions after the big assist from Wardlow at Supercard of Honor. But will the Kingdom need their War Machine again real soon? Or will they be able to handle Turbo Floyd & Truth Magnum in 10 minutes or less?

The fans rally up for the Outrunners already while the Code of Honor is upheld Mega Powers style. The teams then sort out, and though Taven is confused, Bennett steps up and starts against Truth. The fans chant “TAVEN SUCKS!” but Taven just eggs the Melvins on. Truth and Bennett tie up, then Truth wrenches to wristlock. Tag to Turbo, he takes the handoff, and he nods as he wrenches and wristlocks. Bennett knees low, flexes on Turbo, then wrenches to an ELBOW BREAKER! Bennett wristlocks, says this is old school wrestling, but Turbo powers up! The fans fire up as Turbo rolls, handsprings, and kips up! Turbo then BOPS Bennett on the head!

The fans cheer, Turbo tags Truth, and Truth wrenches to wristlock. Truth grinds the arm, whips, but Bennett reverses. Taven trips Truth up while Bennett’s all up in the ref’s face! The fans boo and Turbo protests but Bennett dropkicks Truth down! Bennett mocks the old school posing then takes a bow. Tag to Taven, he CHOPS Truth in the corner. Taven CHOPS again, digs his boot in, but the ref counts. Taven lets off to taunt Turbo, and Bennett gets a cheap shot on Truth! Bennett drags Truth up by his hair, the ref sees that and reprimands, but Taven ROCKS Truth. Taven whips, but Turbo trips Truth to actually save him from the crossbody!

Taven tumbles up and out of the ring, Truth gets up to tag Turbo! Truth then runs and Turbo holds ropes up, BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK! Bennett runs up, is sent out, and The Kingdom regroups. The fans fire up for Turbo as he fires up, then PLANCHAS! Down goes The Kingdom and Turbo is all revved up! Turbo gets in the ring, shakes the ropes, then tags in Truth. The Outrunners coordinate, to spin and pose! The fans fire up but The Kingdom CLOBBER The Outrunners from behind! The fans boo but Bennett flexes. Bennett brings Truth up, CHOPS, and now fans chant “BENNETT SUCKS!”

Bennett CHOPS Truth, puts him in the corner, and tags Taven. Bennett feeds Truth to a BOOT, adds the BOSTON BAYONET, then Taven LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Truth is tougher than that, but Taven argues with the ref. The ref defends his count, so Taven brings Truth over to ropes. Taven CHOKES Truth but the fans boo. The ref counts, Taven lets off at 4, and Taven soaks up the heat. Truth sputters but Taven tags Bennett. The Kingdom mugs Truth, then Bennett keeps Truth from Turbo with a snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Truth stays in this but Bennett stays on him with a chinlock and stretch. The fans rally as Truth endures.

Truth is red in the face but he fights to his feet. But Taven BLASTS Turbo! Bennett throws Truth by his hair! Turbo storms in but the ref has to stop him. Turbo is upset but Bennett stands on Truth’s face! Bennett clamps onto Truth with a chinlock and grinds him down with a knee in the back. The fans fire up, we pass five minutes as Truth fights up, but Taven runs at Turbo again! Turbo ROCKS Taven first this time! Truth then hits a BIG back suplex on Bennett! The fans fire up, Turbo is feeling it, and Truth crawls over! Truth staggers ot his feet, hot tag to Turbo! Turbo rallies on The Kingdom with big haymakers!

The fans fire up as Turbo scoops and SLAMS Taven! Then he scoops and SLAMS Bennett! Scoop and SLAM for Taven! Scoop and SLAM for Bennett! The fans fire up and Turbo drops an elbow! And another elbow! And then he winds up, flexes, and JUPM ELBOW DROPS! Taven runs up but Turbo kicks! Turbo reels Taven in, flexes again, and hits a BIG suplex! Turbo points to Truth, Truth tags in, and Truth goes up! FLYING FOREARM on Bennett! The Outrunners hurry to get Bennett up, but Taven ENZIGIRIS Truth to stop Boot Camp, er Vice City, or whatever they were calling it! Bennett shoves Turbo into Truth then rolls Truth up, with tights! The Kingdom wins!

Winners: The Undisputed Kingdom, by pinfall (denies The Outrunners a title opportunity)

Taven grabs the belts to celebrate and Bennett says that was too easy. But then the ref suspects shenanigans! Did Bennett pull tights? Bennett defends his innocence, as does Taven, and the ref drops the issue. Will The Kingdom do anything and everything they have to in order to stay champions?

 

Red Velvet & Queen Aminata speak.

The Chef and The Queen are backstage, and Velvet tells Athena, “There you go again. Stirring up the pot. Oh my gosh, we ruined your moment~! I’m done with you. Billie? You wanna hang with the big girls? You wanna get in big girl business? Then bring it on. Yes, I haven’t forgotten I beat you, twice. And I’ll do it again, and this time, I’m a beat you like your mama never did. You know why? Cuz I don’t roll with minions. I roll with royalty.” Aninata says that’s right. And Athena, oh, they feel so sorry for “ruining” the moment. Actually, Aminata would do it again and again and again. And wanna know why? Because Queen Aminata does not respect Athena as a champion!

Athena has ZERO honor! And no one knows better about honor than The Queen. And Velvet says, “Y’know what, Queen? I’m looking for a fight. Are you looking for a fight?” Aminata is definitely ready for a fight. Velvet says it is time to cook, eat, leave no crumbs, and take out the trash! This dynamic duo is ready to tear down the Forever Champion and her little buddy, will they take the gold right off Athena & Billie?

 

Backstage interview with The Infantry.

Lexy is now with Trish Adora, Carlie Bravo & Captain Shawn Dean, and we’ve seen them get on a roll. How are they continuing the momentum? Carlie is so glad she asked. Have no fear, you know The Infantry is here. Dean says yes, they are here. And there’s been nothing but targets on their backs. They said they’re the most popular team, and people have been after them. Carlie does realize now that they had those OG Ops, then those really big Ops, and last week, there’s Ops they didn’t even know about. But let’s not forget those really old Ops, the- Oh wait, The Outrunners walk in. Turbo & Truth are feeling good. They may not have targets on their backs, but they’ve got some guns!

Wait, wait, wait. Are they wearing brightly colored camo?! Okay, first they take the Infantry’s move, now they’re copying the swag? What’s next? Trying to take Adora and their homes? What the what, son? Dean has Carlie calm down. He’s always got great ideas. He does? Yes, because next week, Daily’s Place in Jacksonville, Florida, they take this to where it all began! Finally, Infantry take The Outrunners to where they belong, and that’s Boot Camp! Hold on, The Outrunners have been using camo since The Cow Palace. Dean has to hold Carlie back on that one! Turbo has a better idea! Outrunners VS Infantry, Daily’s Place, where it all began!!

WHAT!? Didn’t they just- Fine, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! Oh yeah? The Outrunners will do Infantry one better and THEY will accept! Let’s roll out! Copy that! WHAT!? Stop copying them, Outrunners!! But will Dean & Carlie finally get through the delusional duo and make them find their own schtick?

 

Backstage interview with Johnny TV & Taya Valkyrie.

Lexy is with Mr. & Mrs. TV Ready and notes the season finale of Johnny Loves Taya just dropped. How are they feeling? Amazing~! Everyone loves their show, they worked so hard on it for months. Ten episodes, the grand finale, it couldn’t have gone any better. And think about it: awards season! The acceptance speeches, the red carpets, the fashion moments. But in sneaks Aaron Solo. That sounds fun! Though they would’ve won more awards if they had this face on the show. Maybe next season? Johnny says maybe Aaron would’ve been on the show, if he supported it once. He didn’t tweet about it once! All their real friends did.

Uh, Aaron is the Retweet King! Especially those first three episodes. Aaron and Johnny argue but Taya has them calm down. Taya runs the socials for the show, and she can confirm, Aaron did retweet. Oh, well, thanks, bro. Yeah, man! Remember QTV? The handshake? They do the handshake, right down the rocket ship taking off. Aaron says see? They’re bros. Before Johnny Loved Taya, Johnny Loved Solo. Uh… No. Aaron is a loser! TV Ready people do not hang with losers. Remember how his name used to be S O L O W? They took the W away cuz he keeps getting L’s! He’s 0 and THIS CENTURY! Get a win already!

Aaron says fine, if that’s what they want, he will win. And he’ll prove to both of you that Aaron is TV Ready! Aaron heads out, and Taya says it’ scute that he’s so confident. Not that it’ll work out. And they got the last word. Aaron then says “Bye” from offscreen, so Johnny says, “Adios.” Aaron has bet on himself, but will he win out?

 

Triple Threat: Blake Christian VS AR Fox VS The Beast Mortos!

All Heart, The Whole Fox’n Show and the evolved Black Taurus are among the fastest, toughest and hungriest competitors around, and they’re all looking for that golden opportunity. Will Blake be rolling into NJPW’s Best of the Super Juniors tournament? Or will another big name prove they’re a big deal?

The Code of Honor is upheld between Fox and Blake, but not Mortos. The bell rings, Mortos stares down Fox and Blake. Fox runs in to RAM Mortos but bounces off! Blake RAMS Mortos but also bounces off! They both run up, but he runs them over! Fox & Blake both kip up, but Mortos choke grips them both. Mortos shoves Blake away, but Fox flips through the choke slam! Blake & Fox DOUBLE SUPERKICK Mortos down! Mortos bails out, Blake and Fox coordinate, and Fox runs. But then Blake sweeps the legs! Fox ends up on ropes, Blake runs to BASEMENT 619! The fans boo but All Heart also has some brains.

Blake aims from the apron, springboards in and MISSILE DROPKICKS! Fox flounders to a corner, Blake runs in, but Fox puts him on the apron. Blake RAMS into Fox, slingshots, but Fox goes out to then slingshot SENTONS! The fans fire up, Fox suplexes for ANARCHY! Blake bails, Mortos LARIATS Fox down! The fans fire up as Mortos roars, and Mortos drags Fox up. Mortos suplexes, Fox slips free to waistlock but Mortos switches. Mortos shoves, follows, then rolls off Fox’s back! Mortos SOBATS, KNEES, ELBOWS and snapmares, to then NECK TWIST! Then SNAP POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO!

Fox survives that onslaught but Mortos roars again. Mortos drags Fox up, wrenches and grabs a leg, for a SHIN BREAKER! Fox writhes, Mortos gets legs and steps through, and Mortos ties Fox up for a NAVARRO DEATH ROLL! Fox endures the leg lock, but Blake DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS Mortos! The fans fire up and Blake smirks as he runs in at Mortos. Mortos BOOTS Blake, SLING-DOGS, then CRUCIFIX DRIVERS! Blake wobbles, Mortos whips to POP-UP SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! Blake survives but Mortos snarls. Mortos drags Blake up, UPPERCUTS him down, and Blake flounders to a corner.

The fans cheer as Mortos drags Blake back up. Mortos reels Blake in to back suplex, but Blake lands out! Blake dodges in the corner, then whips to ropes. Mortos reverses but Blake handsprings, wheelbarrows, SPLASH 182! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Mortos and Blake stir while Fox returns. The fans rally, Fox and Mortos stand first and Fox throws a haymaker! Blake adds a haymaker, he and Fox pinball Mortos around! They put him in a corner, throw more hands, then Fox goes up to rain down fists! Mortos shoves Fox away so Blake rains down fists. Mortos shoves him away, Fox returns to A-LIST LARIAT!

Mortos slumps down, Blake adds a LOW CROSSBODY! Fox skins the cat to DROPKICK Mortos, and then Fox goes to the apron. The fans fire up as Fox goes up, but Blake ROCKS him first! Blake goes up, brings Fox up, but Mortos adds on! The fans are going nuts already for the SPANISH FLY BOMB!! Cover on Blake, TWO! Cover on Fox, TWO!! Mortos snarls but he drags Fox back up. Mortos trophy lifts Fox, but Fox slips free to BOOT! Mortos tumbles out to the apron, and Blake SPEARS him down! Blake hurries to build speed so he can DIVE! Mortos stays up!? So Fox FLIES! Down goes Mortos and the fans fire up!

Fox puts Mortos in but Blake aims first! Springboard 450 SPLASH! Fox adds the SWANTON BOMB! But then Blake TOSSES Fox to cover Mortos, only for Fox to break it! Fox has had it with Blake being so sneaky, and TOSSES him out! Blake is on the apron, he ROCKS Fox, but Fox stops the slingshot! Fox has Blake in ropes, step-up DRAPING DDT! Roll through, but Mortos reels Fox in! Scoop and MORTOS DRIVER!! Cover, Mortos wins!

Winner: The Beast Mortos, by pinfall

Blake and Fox couldn’t say on the same page, and that allowed the minotaur of lucha to take the win! Will nothing stop The Beast Mortos from stampeding his way to a championship opportunity?


My Thoughts:

A good episode of ROH here at an hour and 38 minutes, but that made for quite a bit of filler. I did like the Six Meaty Men Slapping Meat Tag match of Mogul Embassy VS 1 Called Manders, BEEF and Calvin Tankman, but of course The Embassy won. Good return matches for Johnny and Taya, but I liked their promo with Aaron Solo better. It was a good use of continuity bringing up the failed QTV to pivot into a new story for Johnny TV now that Dalton Castle is moving on. Good promos from Mark Sterling, but a bit redundant again to have him hype up Ariya Daivari, then for him to talk directly to Ariya and the others.

Another confusing thing was the promo from The Infantry and Outrunners. Well, the promo wasn’t confusing, the timing was. Perhaps it was a victim of poor pacing as we’ve seen all over AEW & ROH. But I do appreciate we’re finally seeing these two teams have it out for ROH at Daily’s Place “next week,” aka prerecorded sometime this week. Outrunners had a good match with The Kingdom but of course The Kingdom won. But we’re getting an interesting detail where Maria wants her new boys, Griff & Karter, to go for those ROH World Tag Team Championships while her old boys, Bennett & Taven, still have them. Some sort of Kingdom Civil War angle in the works here?

Really good stuff with Zay winning by going to new lows, and really good Six Man Tag to give Top Flight momentum going into their title match with Bang Bang Gang. Really good promo from Bang Bang Gang and of course White & The Gunns are going to retain. And at least they did just what I was hoping by having a promo from Bullet Club Gold on ROH so that it counts as them being on this show. Just needs to keep happening, maybe with some in-person appearances. Not even matches, just BCG watching other trios fighting it out because they’re scouting, aka foreshadowing, new opponents.

Great main event Triple Threat but also a fast one, Mortos with the big win over Fox and Blake. While there’s something brewing for the ROH World Championship with Mark Briscoe being around Dalton Castle and The Premier Athletes, maybe Mortos can find himself in the world title scene for the next ROH PPV. And then great promos from Athena & Billie as well as Velvet & Aminata. We’re definitely getting a tag team match that will end up earning Velvet a shot at the Women’s TV title and Aminata a shot at the Women’s World title, and those will be awesome matches.

And if either of the champs is losing, I’m actually thinking it’s more Athena losing to Aminata than Billie losing to Velvet. I’ve said it before, Aminata’s proven herself worthy, and if she wasn’t gonna be inaugural Women’s TV Champ, might as well make her the woman that dethrones the undefeated Athena.

My Score: 8.5/10


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